/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.14892964]

Do you like jokes /ck/?

What happends when you add to much seasoning? You get arrested for a salt and buttery.

What do you say after leaving a party? Alcohol you later.

How do you fix a broken diswasher? Smack her

[Anonymous No.14892970]

I like where this is going.

[SrGrafo No.14892972]

>>14892964
Those kind of misogynistic, sexist, and problematic jokes will not be tolerated here on 4channel. Please edit or remove the offensive and potentially triggering material from your post as soon as possible before I contact a moderator about your behavior.

[Anonymous No.14892980]

>>14892972
I like this pasta, I'm gonna save it if you don't mind, looks good for fishing

[Anonymous No.14893005]

What happends to a woman who spills cake mix on herself? She becomes battered.

[Anonymous No.14893028]

I just downvoted your comment.

FAQ
What does this mean?
The amount of karma (points) on your comment and 4channel account has decreased by one.

Why did you do this?
There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be unworthy of positive or neutral karma. These include, but are not limited to:

Rudeness towards other 4channelers,

Spreading incorrect information,

Sarcasm not correctly flagged with a /s.

Am I banned from 4channel?
No - not yet. But you should refrain from making comments like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional downvote, which may put your commenting and posting privileges in jeopardy.

I don't believe my comment deserved a downvote. Can you un-downvote it?
Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo a downvote. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a private message explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to 4channel PMs within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of downvote appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.

How can I prevent this from happening in the future?
Accept the downvote and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on 4channel.org. I will continue to issue downvotes until you improve your conduct. Remember: 4channel is privilege, not a right.

[Anonymous No.14893040]

>>14892964
How does a soup reduce? It gets a leek.

How do you improve a bland fish? With marine-aid.

Why couldn't we get salad? They wouldn't lettuce.

What is the blandest, least culturally profound, most intellectually stagnant food in the world? Crackers.

[Anonymous No.14893048]

>12
>inch
>pianist

[Anonymous No.14893061]

>>14893040
>*sucks teeth*
you 'aigt white boi

[Anonymous No.14893089]

>>14893028
>Sarcasm not correctly flagged with a /s.
Gets me every time lmao