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>> No.14889677

I'd have preferred if they'd put the chicken mix inside the pizza dough buns

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>>14889677
That's too much thought for a Tasty video.

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>> No.14890373

>>14889663
WHY IS HER SKIN GREEN?!?!!?!

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>> No.14890382

>>14890367
both of those omelettes look horrible to me

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>> No.14890396

>>14889703
why wouldn't you salt the potatoes? is that a salt grinder?

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>> No.14890431

>>14890373
It's Halloween.

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>>14890367
why are the omelettes burnt?

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>>14890376
>>14890387
>>14890411
>>14890424
>>14890436
>>14890462
who is this retard?

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>> No.14890509

Oh bot, I'm so glad the same guy is dumping the same ancient jack webms we've all seen a million times. Quality posting.

>> No.14890511

>>14890387
Tbf I have trouble separation the yolk too and just use my hands to sort of cup it away from the whites

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>>14890473
>not knowing based jack

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>>14890530
>based
one thing I have learned from this site is that whenever that term is used whatever it is, isn't.

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Why

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>>14890597
Why

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>> No.14890786

I'm not going to quote every post but

DO AMERICANS REALLY?

>> No.14890789

>>14889703
How the FUCK do you slice a potato like that???? Like a million knives that you push down with? Just for a stupid video?

>> No.14890798

>>14890786
eat food?
yeah we do

>> No.14890803

>>14890580
You know? Even though I hate his cooking, Jack does try and that's what matters.

>> No.14890820

>>14890798
That is up for debate.

>> No.14890833

>>14890458
>can't tell the difference between browning and burnt

never gonna make it.

>> No.14890854

>>14890803
>tries
>fails
>keeps trying
>KEEPS FAILING
>learns nothing

the moral of the story is, never try.

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>> No.14891160

>>14890803
I also used to make ghastly looking food like Ja/ck/ does when I started cooking, but now I've improved a lot. He never ever improves and just keeps making absolutely baffling decisions and horrific, caustic food.

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>>14891203
>>14891210
>>14891218
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>> No.14891244

>>14889663
That looks really good

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>>14891232
He keeps rollin'.

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>>14890458
Because they're not THE PERFECT omelette.

>> No.14891292

>>14890367
what the hell did he put in there?

>> No.14891298

>>14890473
your biological father

>> No.14891300

>>14890654
????

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>>14891286
his facial expressions indicate disgust and shock

>> No.14891330

>>14891274
No shame in that, I've used beef bottles as rolling pins.

>> No.14891335

>>14891309
Nothing like sweetened milk snot.

>> No.14891337

>>14890511
just use your hands and let the whites slip through your fingers, you get the best separation that way.

>> No.14891367

>>14891337
you just need to crack the egg evenly, 50/50 and do it quick

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Its cooking related but we don't need 30+ webms of the same dude to get that hes retarded op.

>> No.14891418

>>14890869
egg

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>>14891405

>> No.14891787

>>14890869
Whenever I see this it makes me want an egg sandwich. I will make one tomorrow.

>> No.14891788

>>14891309
Why is it like this? Like... why is this a thing?

>> No.14891828

>>14891788
Chinese aren't people.

>> No.14891881

>>14890789
mandolin probably
some cheese graters have a side for those slices too that work with potatoes

>> No.14891895

>>14890373
Don't scream, it's only Halloween

>> No.14891928

>>14890869
how does he get out?

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>> No.14891985

>>14891928
why would he want to get out?

>> No.14892019

>>14890541
Insane how these people are not rich but can afford to sustain their weight.

>> No.14892031

>>14890675
Frogman

>> No.14892032

>>14891985
Tourists keep filming him for their Insta.

>> No.14892044

>>14890869
How clean do you think his hands are?

>> No.14892058

>>14890750
How the fuck does an egg explode?

>> No.14892071

>>14892058
It released steam while cooking, and he didn't read the instructions so kept the contraption clamped and the steam was ubable to escape before the internal pressure reached a critical point.

>> No.14892076

>>14892071
Wow what a dumbass...

>> No.14892090

>>14890387
He cant even break eggs right....

>> No.14892098

>>14890789
Buy a mandolin anon. They're incredibly useful

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>>14890611

>> No.14892132

>>14891309
Asians and desserts, they just cant make them

>> No.14892259

>>14890462
Even ja/ck/ can properly season and maintain a cast iron and some anons here cant.

>> No.14892288

>>14890693
I'd guess trying to get crispy skin? I thought it was testing some myth about cooking with a hairdryer but it said "drying" so why else would you dry a chicken? That's what paper towels are for though.

>> No.14892328

>>14889663
>10 SAUCE MIX
>GOOEY CHEESE WITH CHEESE
every american recipe ever

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>> No.14892373

>>14892032
>everytime someone post's the webm its a new recording from a different tourist

>> No.14892384

>>14890541
How much do you have to eat to end up like that?

>> No.14892432

>>14890570
would smash.

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>>14892090
Wrong.

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>> No.14892528

>>14890543
I wonder when jack will get cancer and die. All that shit he's making does not look healthy.

>> No.14892543

>>14892528
hes already has have had plenty of strokes

>> No.14892544

>>14892465
>jack finally puts effort into learn new skills
>its only to avoid exercising his stroke arm
damn it, man

>> No.14892566

>>14892543
and so are you apparently

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>>14892510
the retards could have at least tried making it look real by adding tiny bits of strawberry jelly and sauce within the chocolate, needs to be more awareness about hemorrhoids, people dont know much about using too much paper and hard poop that penetrates your skiny and infecting your anus, instead they donate to breast cancer bullshit instead of real problems such as hemorrhoids, dynecomastia and blue balls, of course your average chef is a joke with shit pay, they dont give a fuck, they just want to make their shitty piece of shit food and demand 30 dollars for it

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>> No.14892681

>>14891203
Why would he ever put the cooked pasta before finishing the sauce first?

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>>14890373
Because it's Halloween this month.
My entire town is covered in Halloween decorations and we're not even American.
Kind of annoys me how eagerly people allowed the shops to cram another fake holiday down their throats.
Especially since we already have one where you dress up and go door-to-door for treats.

>> No.14892789

>>14892642
no, that was deliberate
his hands clearly show a "told you so" attitude
what a fuckin twat

>> No.14892791

>>14892789
jerk

>> No.14892829

>>14890493
For a second I thought he was using a chinese chef's knife, but then I saw the ring and remembered it's ja/ck/

>> No.14892840

>>14892384
Approximately ten thousand calories per day for thirty years with no exercise and a sedentary lifestyle.

>> No.14892853

>>14890584
But you know what else deserves to be on this webm thread?
B-roll
Is he trying to be sexy or cool?

>> No.14893329

>>14892058
nigger, the thing is upside down. its nothing what the other anon said.

>> No.14893404

>>14892076
The company actually sued Jack, so he had to make a remake of the video in which he pointed out that you aren't supposed to latch the hatch.

>> No.14893411

>>14893329
No it isn't, it can be flipped (I think they recommend flipping when making waffles or something with batter). To be fair to Jack, and assuming comments on that YouTube video were right, the instructions specifically said to clamp it while in use but the company after stated you shouldn't clamp during use. Dunno who to believe ngl

>> No.14893420

>>14893411
I don't know man. it doesn't make much sense structurally.

>> No.14893453

>>14893420
What doesn't make sense structurally?

>> No.14893457

>>14893453
the fact that you have to put the thing upside down

>> No.14893482

>>14890373
It's actually the Pickle Surprise Queer

>> No.14893484

>>14893457
It's a double-sided cooking surface if I remember correctly. I don't think it really matters which side you're using, it's just that flipping it helps to cook both sides evenly depending upon what you're cooking, so instead of flipping the contents you flip the device. I'm not even sure how much of a difference would it make though..

>> No.14893488

>>14891300
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vodka_eyeballing

>> No.14893490

Can someone post that chick trying to make pancakes in a pan with too much grease?

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>>14893490
She's got a name, you know? It's Kay.

>> No.14893508

>>14890424
>doesn't take of the lable
>probably unwashed
>using that satans contraption in the first place
>problem solving skills of a "slow" toddler

I know Ja/ck/ is a special guy but this takes the cake

>> No.14894033

>>14893501
Thats margarine isnt it

>> No.14894092

>>14890373
CIA

>> No.14894256

>>14891218
did his arm get gimped. Just looked a recent video and hes got a walker. Its not just cause hes fat right?

>> No.14894258

>>14890591
>jack discovers non-newtonian fluids

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k im dumping every webm i have

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>>14893482
>>14894092
i giggled

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>>14892507
why didn't he just flip the fucking fish????

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>> No.14894376

>>14894303
The one on the left always bullies and mogs the right one in their videos

>> No.14894377

>>14894033
looks like it.

>> No.14894396

>>14892465
>>14892544
I wonder if jack is the most despicable person in america?

>> No.14894459

>>14894312
he just tryin it all out

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>> No.14894689

>>14894532
Nigga I ordered a jim beam and diet coke.

>> No.14894745

>>14894689
That will be 600 yen plus tip, you miserable gaijin

>> No.14894765

>>14894363
I gagged

>> No.14894803

>>14894745
Thats like $6, so pricey, but not incredible.
Especially for a herb blend like that. Bit too much cinnamon for my tastes though.

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>> No.14894875

>>14894868
NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOO
NOT NIGGER DICK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.14894879

>>14892683
Weird since Halloween is dying in America.

>> No.14894995

>>14890646

Unreal. If it wasn't Jack I would say it was parody. But that's unironically him trying.

>> No.14895044

>>14891251
How come these eggs don't stick immediately to that stainless

>> No.14895055

Someone post soup pirate

>> No.14895064

>>14890512
What the fuck was he trying to do here?

>> No.14895071

>>14894346
DELETE THIS NOW

>> No.14895142

>>14890765
Sorry tastelets, I like my chicken rare.

>> No.14895167

>>14894256
Being fat can never help you, in terms of health. Unless you're starving.

>> No.14895212

>>14894396
He's fat, disgusting and incompetent, but I think I hate DarkSydePhil more.

>> No.14895244

These threads always make me hate Americans more and more.

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>>14895244
Do you hate FREEDOM or something?

>> No.14895416

>>14895353

Fucking fat people and their stupid fat shit ideas. Fuck off with your diabetic garbage.

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>>14895416
You sound mad. Jealous much?

>> No.14895461

>>14894868
disgusting

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>>14891292

>> No.14895616

>>14894868
fucking disgusting

>> No.14895738

>>14890373
oh my god
you can't just ask people why their skin is green

>> No.14895750

>>14895506
>"Burrito" means "rolled food"
Stupid as fuck.

>> No.14895758

>>14890376
Shouldn't you use a serrated knife for something that huge?

>> No.14895766

>>14892544
Can you regain movement after having a stroke? I thought it was paralyzed for life.

>> No.14895779

>>14892637
Krispy kreme is so fucking overrated, and so is this challenge, they're 50% air and 50% cardboard, hardly filling.

>> No.14895828

>>14892019
It's really easy to qualify for foodstamps depending on where you live, and shitty cheap food is literally everywhere while all the cheap healthy stuff like fresh fruits and unprocessed meats is probably hidden (or there's candy and shit mixed in too to sucker you into getting fat).

Look at the ads for your local grocery stores, it's gonna be nothing but food with so much sweetener in it it's basically candy. Fresh beef and veggies are put in the middle or in the back with a single page.

Expect obesity rates to explode in the next few years, even moreso than before. An entire generation of kids is going to be raised by fats, even more welfare is coming out due to wuhan flu, even more people are unemployed or working from home, etc. It's the perfect conditions to domesticate everyone into fat retards. Well, fatter, more retarded, retards. The west has been pretty retarded for the last century or so.

>> No.14895851

>>14894312
how much you wanna bet they didn't throw any of that out afterwards

>> No.14895924

>>14894803
6 dollars for that ridiculous elaborate show and drink is not "pricey," it's incredibly cheap. A normal drink at a bar would be about 5 bux too. Something like this would probably be a couple hundred bucks and you probably have to dress a certain way to get in. Well, not now cuz muh coughing.

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>> No.14896122

>>14890404
Surprised this fat fuck even has visible veins in his arms

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>>14896100
USA USA USA USA

>> No.14896149

>>14896122
extreme hypertension will do that for anyone

>> No.14896238

>>14891405
I have been actively on /ck/ for almost 9 years now, and jackposting has always been the vast majority of webm threads. Always. 9 years. It has never once slowed. It is not going to stop, now or ever. Just accept it as reality and you will be much happier, trust me.

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>> No.14896281

>>14894879
Everyone's dying in America. Some people just don't know it yet.

>> No.14896290

>>14896085
I hate everything about this.

>> No.14896317

>>14896085
i've got murder on my mind

>> No.14896510

>>14896142
I would unironically have a beer or three with that flag shirt dude and talk politics with him.

>> No.14896517

>>14890557
>seeing this guy pull food into his disgusting maw with hits tongue.

>> No.14896522

>>14896517
that's how he eats pussy

>> No.14896591

>>14894363
beer or butter?

>> No.14896614

>>14890654
thats how i feel when i watch any of his cooking videos

>> No.14896713

Don't know what's worse, watching him cook or watching him eat

>> No.14896724

>>14890458
>why are the omelettes burnt?
They aren't. Those are supposed to be country-style omelettes, that invest on the Maillard reaction for additional taste, at the expense of the texture you'd get from a French omelette.

>> No.14896729

>>14890373
thanks for the laugh, friend

>> No.14896738

Why do so many of these gifs, short videos, and webms from buzzfeed et al. have dishes with gigantic amounts of melted cheese, overflowing sauces, and oozing liquid everywhere? Do people really like that in their food?

>> No.14896741

>>14891225
what's wrong with this?

>> No.14896756

>>14890387
I swear to God, every movement he makes is retarded. He looks like a sweaty virgin trying to unhook a bra, worried if he fucks up he'll never have another chance again.

>> No.14896759

>>14896738
Cheese tastes really good so it's a clutch, a lazy way to improve an otherwise boring dish.
Sauce is mostly for presentation and because a lot of people cook their meats to dryness.

>>14896741
It's a stupid idea. If you actually want to marinate pork on a sweet sauce, brown sugar + lemon juice would offer you better control.

>> No.14896922

>>14896756
>>14890387
It's like he's a space alien cooking earthling cuisine

>> No.14897612

>>14894299
damn imagine dying and then getting fucking ironed

>> No.14897964

>>14895828
>all the cheap healthy stuff like fresh fruits and unprocessed meats is probably hidden
What the fuck do you mean hidden? Like hidden in the produce section of any grocery store/supermarket?

>> No.14897987

>>14890473
newfag pls go and stay go

>> No.14898012

>>14891983
solid file name, made me lol (laugh out loud)

>> No.14898060

>>14897964
I literally clarify what I'm talking about in the next fucking sentence you fat retard. Stop eating candy.

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>>14894532
I don't know anything about bartending. What exactly makes him the greatest? Did he invent those drinks himself?
I don't see anything in that video that I couldn't copy. Except the creepy smile, maybe.

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>>14898065
Oh, goddamn it. That was posted already.
Here, have this instead then

>> No.14898182

>>14896091
I'm gonna go kill myself now

>> No.14898348

>>14896713
His cooking atleast has this weird "wait what? why?!"ness to it that makes it entertaining when he isn't just outright displaying the motor skills of a toddler on an easy task, even though even that has something.
While when he eats, he is just a fucking gross fat fuck lunging in tounge first like some biblical beast of gluttony, with half of the food crumbling back onto his plate.

>> No.14898390

>>14894326
>1:20
That slight dampness around my wrists when this happens is unbearable

>> No.14898423

>>14898065
I would assume his general amount of skill, finesse, work attitude and such make him "the best". The drink itself is just a showcase I think

>> No.14898497

>>14894339
>that will be 5000 pesso, sir

>> No.14898968

>>14891309
Still better than eating bats.

>> No.14900111

>>14894346
All I can think is "lol these dumbasses are gonna have like 5 minutes before the sun sets and it's dark"

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>> No.14901050

>>14894868
sauce

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This might be the worst webm thread ever made. I fucking hate this board.

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>> No.14901266

>>14901252
>clips chives with scissors
What a fucking pretentious fag.

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>> No.14901463

>>14900808
I'm going to try this next time I make steak.

>> No.14901467

>>14891787
will you put cheese on it?

>> No.14901473

why are Jack's videos so repulsive?

>> No.14901757

>>14901316
fucking "secret"
>whip egg white to stiff peaks with cream of tartar
>fold in egg yolks
>cook in large pan over low heat

>> No.14901903

>>14901266
They're sponsored so they have to. You'd never see him use those in his home or his CIA lectures.

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>> No.14902011 [DELETED] 

>>14890387
Cold eggs, let them bitches sit out for 15 mins before you get all retarded

>> No.14902017

>>14890462
Nice sear lol

>> No.14902023

>>14890376
I'll never understand why he doesn't just use a razor blade.
You can control the depth of the scoring very easily.

>> No.14902083

>>14891309
I'll take the gallon of cum for dessert

>> No.14902209

>>14890693
I guess technically, it's to get crispier skin. There's a bunch tricks I've done. Air brining, pouring boiling water over it, patting it dry, separating it from the flesh like you would with peking duck.

Etc etc etc.

Crispy skin on Roast Chicken is the ABSOLUTE WHIE WHALE for me.

>> No.14902230

>>14890493
Why use a cleaver? A good sharp chef's knife cut through easily.

>> No.14902283

>>14895766
You won't get 100% mobility. But you have to put in the effort. It'll hurt. It'll leave you sore, but it'll keep your limb from atrophying and it'll help you be able to use it.

Like, right now, it just flaps like a fish on his side. If he put the effort into it, he could probably use his hand to clasp items and hold them steady, but he probably wouldn't have much in the word of digital dexterity.

>> No.14902288

>>14894290
>>14894299
Isn't this the chick that eats animals alive?

>> No.14902318

>>14890462
You can actually get an okay sear on thin steaks like that if you freeze them and throw them on a super hot grill. You only get it on one side but that's about as good as you can expect.

>> No.14902331

>>14890523
Well look at that, a perfectly fine fried bologna sandwich. It's funny how his only semi-competent videos are post-stroke.

>> No.14902343

>>14898065

Theatrics and aesthetics and pretty much nothing else

>> No.14902402

>>14889703
runny yolks are fucking disgusting and for subhumans

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I hate coming into these threads and finding out it's 90% jack

>> No.14902446

>>14902436
It's disappointing, and I'm honestly not sure what the spammers get out of it.

>> No.14902453

>>14889703
>egg
wtf why

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>>14902436
>>14902446

>> No.14902599

>>14896100
I like those guys.

>> No.14902618

>>14900808
Room temp steak is pretty good desu. I just don't have the patience for it most of the time.

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>>14891405
jack has fucked and has children and has a successful youtube channel and brand. you're mad because you are still a loser unlike jack who is successful at life

>> No.14902730

>>14894868
Awww, she's making a lovely desert for her lover (: so wholesome

>> No.14902846

>>14900111
It stays light enough to see for almost an hour after sunset. Maybe all night if the sky is clear and moon is full

>> No.14902924

>>14895064
probably testing a meme "as seen on tv" knife by trying to cut stuff it's not supposed to cut

>> No.14902947

>>14901324
Fuck?

>> No.14902970

>>14902436
>>14902446
same friends, I love cooking and occasionally a good webm give me inspiration to try something I haven't already, but jack posts are just a waste of time.

>> No.14902989

>>14895506
its just a shitty calzone

>> No.14903000

>>14894339
sloppa

>> No.14903056

>>14890470
Cut it in half first, retard.

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>>14890869
Kept you waiting huh?

>> No.14903074

>>14903056
retard is trying to make fries, instead of using a knife he uses retarded tools

>> No.14903153

>>14901332
It looks like a log

>> No.14903190

>>14900808
that is fucking bizarre

>> No.14903193

how to webm on linux I have some cool, refreshing stuff I want to share on here.

>> No.14903194

>>14901256
>bacon wrapped anything
I find the taste of bacon to be incredibly overpowering; I don't think it should ever be served on anything and only treated as a side dish.

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>>14901980
This is the worst thing I think I've ever seen

>> No.14903348

>>14903193
ffmpeg
ffmpeg -i nigger.mkv -ss 00:00:00 -to 00:00:00 -c:v libvpx -vf scale=-1:720 -crf 4 -qmin 0 -qmax 40 -an nigger.webm

>> No.14903407

>>14894868
Oh for fuck sake....

>> No.14903413

>>14903407
What? You think a woman like her doesn't deserve a virile black buck? Thirty years ago she wouldn't have been a

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>>14894868
seen it

>> No.14903451

>>14901293
>too stupid to make plates

>> No.14903463

>>14902675
why are koreans so obsessed with eggs?

>> No.14903548

>>14903463
>why are koreans obsessed with tasty plentiful protein

>> No.14903564

>>14902402
Fight me.

>> No.14903728

>>14901330
cute

>> No.14903758

>>14901262
Raw egg, so tasty

>> No.14903841

>>14903193
Kdenlive

>> No.14903951

>>14901980
what's the point in all that shit at the start if you just put generical presumably store bought bbq sauce in after cooking it???

>> No.14903954

>>14890597
no wonder this guy got pinkeye

>> No.14904199

>>14901293
>Animal Planet

>> No.14904216

>>14903451
They aren't too stupid to make plates, they just don't want to. They're doing that "AnPrim" lifestyle fags on here want.

>> No.14904735

>>14894868
That ice cream is gonna melt.

>> No.14905203

>>14903348
I vaguely understand what you are saying here, but I want to experiment with it. If I can't figure it out i'll try out

>>14903841
>Kdenlive

thanks for both the suggestions.

>> No.14905312

>>14903348
>no metadata
ISHYGDDT.

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>>14896238
4chan only started allowing WebM in 2015.

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