ITT the most autistic food habits you have

[Anonymous No.14877975]

>snap chips in half in the bag before I put them in my mouth because they're less likely to spray crumbs everywhere
>hate eating hard ice cream, have to let it get slightly melty before consumption
>wash my hands at least 5 times whenever I'm preparing raw meat

[Anonymous No.14877986]

>>14877975
>wash my hands at least 5 times whenever I'm preparing raw meat
I do this too

[Anonymous No.14878083]

>>14877975
oh boy here I go

>can't handle spice, except pepper. had times when paprika was too much for me.
>overcook all vegetables I eat, can't handle bite and crunch.
>mexican food, even just the smell, makes me sick.
>put way too much salt and pepper in things when i cook for myself.
>eat weißwurst with ketchup when no one is looking, can't stand mustard on it's own
>hate capers
>eat my steak well done

[Anonymous No.14878092]

>>14878083
jesus dude, you coulda let others post before you stormed in. Ain't no-one beating that.

[Anonymous No.14878097]

>>14878092
had to get it off my chest

[Anonymous No.14878147]

>>14878083
Damn, are you German?

[Anonymous No.14878168]

>break candy like kit kat and reeses into little pieces so it lasts longer
>dissect candy like twix and snickers by the layers, eating each individually
>pour syrup only into the holes of the waffle, nowhere else
>eat ice cream with fork
>all the shit op said

[Anonymous No.14878186]

>>14878168
>eat ice cream with a fork
OP here I used to do this too, I recently stopped though because I'm hand washing my dishes now and spoons are easier to wash

[Anonymous No.14878202]

>>14877975
>Put Oreos on a plate in order to prevent crumbs from getting everywhere.

[Anonymous No.14878216]

>>14877975
the smell off ketchup makes me gag and everyone i know loves it

[Anonymous No.14878229]

>when eating chicken nuggets/tenders/etc. I sometimes will eat all of the breading on a nugget first before the meat
>when eating something with dipping sauce, I will purposely not use very much sauce so that when I get to the last piece of food I can repeatedly dip it in the sauce, lick the sauce off, and dip it again
>when I get a meal at a restaurant, I taste every piece of food, rank them from worst to best, and eat them in that order, sometimes even eating the desert before the main course
>eat about half a garlic bulb raw whenever I'm cooking with it

[Anonymous No.14878243]

>>14877975
>eating coloured candy, like gummybears with a range of different colours, i need to collect one of every colour and keep them uneaten untill last.

[Anonymous No.14878293]

>>14877975
>>14877986
>>14878083
>>14878168
>>14878202
>>14878216
>>14878229
>>14878243
Why are these habits 'autistic'?

[Anonymous No.14878300]

>>14878293
because they are abnormal habits held by me, an autistic person

[Anonymous No.14878306]

>>14878293
Why is anything anything?

[Anonymous No.14878339]

>>14877975
>compulsive hand washer, cannot stand my hands feeling oily or sticky, will take a moment to pull back and wash them even if I'm about to get them dirty again like working with meat or dough
>eat fries with fork
>eat basically everything with fork if it's possible

[Anonymous No.14878343]

>>14878147
yeah.

[Anonymous No.14878344]

>>14878293
The gummy bear thing actually does sound like it's on the spectrum a bit. The food ranking does a bit too.

[Anonymous No.14878399]

eat the fries first. then jalapeno poppers. then burger. afterwards drink.

[Anonymous No.14878428]

>>14878083
>>overcook all vegetables I eat, can't handle bite and crunch.
Now, that's edgy

[Anonymous No.14878433]

>>14877975
Masturbate every time I eat ramen noodles....I was molested by my uncle and he would give me ramen afterwards

[Anonymous No.14878443]

>>14878083
You are the living embodiment of the “white person: that food is too spicy” meme

[Anonymous No.14878463]

>>14878443
i know. how do you guys handle the pain? =(

[Anonymous No.14878476]

Orange juice with a spoon
The yogurt goes over the weetabix

[Anonymous No.14878486]

>>14877975
I need a drink with every meal even if it's cereal
>>14878433
oh.

[Anonymous No.14878492]

>>14877975
>add cinnamon to fucking everything

[Anonymous No.14878498]

let me preface with saying i am white.

in no particular order...
>i broke my salt shaker so i started putting salt from the big paper container into these little dessert glass bowls. I still salt my foods but with every bite of food i usually dip my index finger into the salt bowl, take some salt, and consume the perfect amount of salt for each bite of food.
>i do the same with ketchup. If not finger dipping ketchup and im using disposable ketchup packets, i suck the ketchup out of the packet like a vampire to get every last drop as i use so much ketchup on my fast foo.
>i eat salted peanuts with the shell to add flavor
>i eat tuna out of the packet directly. Usually with some lightly toasted bread, bowl salt, and a soft drink. I take my finger, scoop out some tuna from the packet, put it in my mouth, dip into the salt bowl, eat the salt.
>i occasionally dont feel like gettinf a spoon out so i eat rice with my bare hands
>i like to bake and have some frostings that i occasionally take a fingerful of when im visiting the fridge at 2am
>i slice potatos up into circles, put them on a plate, season with garlic paprika chili powder garlix black pepper basil oregano and salt, put it in the microwave for 9 minutes, take out and consume with ketchup. Combine this with a tuna paxket/bread/salt for a dinner i commonly eat
>i eat a bite or two of orange skin every orange. It actually tastes pretty good for the first few bites (espexially the little stem+bubbly part engrainedim in the oranges top) and juxtaposes the orange itself. Never do this with tangerines/clemebtines/small oranges as their skin is very bitter.
>i eat raw instant ramen with the sauxe pack used as seasoning sometimes. I consume this also with my fingers

[Anonymous No.14878531]

>>14878498
why do you hate cutlery?

[Anonymous No.14878804]

>>14878293
people sometimes ask if i'm autistic when they watch me eat, i assume autistic people are very particular with their food

[Anonymous No.14878827]

>>14878498
>i eat raw instant ramen with the sauxe pack used as seasoning sometimes. I consume this also with my fingers
I have yet to meet someone lower or middle class who went to college on their own money who didn't do this at one point or another.

[Anonymous No.14878830]

>>14878804
Not being an utter pig is considered autism today.

[Anonymous No.14878858]

>>14877975
I pretend I'm a giant monster when I eat pomegranate. They kinda explode and are red so it works. I surprisingly do not have a vore fetish

[Anonymous No.14878987]

>>14877975
>>hate eating hard ice cream, have to let it get slightly melty before consumption
Thats not Autistic.Just common sense

[Anonymous No.14879006]

>>14878083
>>eat weißwurst with ketchup
Verpiss dich du Penner!!!

[Anonymous No.14879060]

>>14877975
I cannot stand thick, heavy, expensive cutlery.
I hate the mouthfeel of those. I hate how they weigh in my hand. I hate how their thickness makes them worse as an utensil.

I only ever use my cheap thin stamped metal cutlery at home.
If my sister or mother use mine I get upset.
If they are using it I immediately take one of the "normal" ones and demand they swap it out so I can have my thin spoon and fork.

[Anonymous No.14879175]

I eat oreos by taking them apart and using the empty side to scrape up the cream from the other side and take lil bites

[Anonymous No.14879207]

First chip I simply eat, second chip I suck, third chip I turn over in my mouth and get the flavouring off.
its stupid but its ingrained behaviour.

[Anonymous No.14879291]

>when I eat carrots I eat around the core, trying to keep it intact, then eat the core.
>eat frozen waffles straight from the freezer
>I don't rotate my plate at all once I've put down on the table because doing so bothers me so much I need to put it back to its original orientation before I can continue eating.
>on the last bite of a sandwich I eat each layer individually, saving the meat for last.

[Anonymous No.14879313]

>>14878433
r u gril?

[Anonymous No.14879344]

>>14879313
I was made to pretend I was

[Anonymous No.14879410]

>>14879175
i get a bunch of oreos, eat all the cream first, and then the cookies, because i like the cookies better

[Anonymous No.14879438]

>>14879060
I'm your bizzaro man. I can't stand stamp out cutlery. I need things to have weight and smooth well rounded edges.

[Anonymous No.14879498]

>>14879410
the creams are all the gimmick, the punchline, but the cookie for real has always been what sets the proper oreo apart from any other sandwich cookie. it's the classic cookies-and-cream-mix-in cookie for a reason.

[Anonymous No.14879545]

I salt my sweets. big rock salt or pretzel salt like if I'm eating a reese's I'll grind some on top. of course any baked good is better with a smear of salted butter. I prefer a grainy, saltysourish neufchatel to a standard Cream Cheese. I like to pour grapefruit juice into beer. salt-rimmed margarita? yes please.

[Anonymous No.14879563]

>>14878399
>Eat fries first
Bro that's totally fine. They get less crisp over time and you can easily re-heat burgers. I always go for the fries first then I get about half-way through a big burger and just put it away for tomorrow.

Although if you got time to eat and have everything out all spacious-like, then go for a bit of everything and use the drink to cleanse your pallet. Makes everything taste new again every time you eat.

[Anonymous No.14879601]

>>14877986
same, i love meat but germs spread way too quickly on that shit

[Anonymous No.14879688]

>>14878339
I have this too
it doesn't help that everything, almost anywhere you go, has some kind of gross residue on it

[Anonymous No.14879693]

>use the same spoon, fork and knife for all my food
>people overreacting to food tastes makes me REALLY angry
>people commenting on my food AT ALL, positive, neutral or negative, makes me really angry

[Anonymous No.14879744]

>>14878083
>>eat weißwurst with ketchup when no one is looking, can't stand mustard on it's own

[Anonymous No.14880312]

>>14877975
Sucking on a handfull of M&Ms untils they are semi-soft and then crushing them against the roof of my mouth. Probobly very common, but that is the only way I will eat them.

[Anonymous No.14880378]

>>14877975
I got one
>watched that one episode of spongebob where squidward got addicted to krabby patties when I was in elementary school
>thought eating food on all 4's made it taste better because I was retarded
>Proceeded to always eat my burgers on all fours and licked the plate clean when I was done just like squidward did
>Would also sometimes chew my food then spit it out and proceed to eat it again like the one episode where King Neptune tried spongebob's cooking
I grew out of it but godamn

[Anonymous No.14880463]

>>14877975
>make sandwich
>have to eat crust first before the actual sandwich
>came from years of terrible whole wheat bread crust.

[Anonymous No.14880630]

>>14878168
>break candy like kit kat and reeses into little pieces so it lasts longer
I do this sometimes. If it works, it works.

[Anonymous No.14881525]

>>14880312
high-tier

[Anonymous No.14881562]

>>14878339
this >>compulsive hand washer, cannot stand my hands feeling oily or sticky, will take a moment to pull back and wash them even if I'm about to get them dirty again like working with meat or dough

[Anonymous No.14881583]

>>14879060
For me, I can't stand 'korean chopsticks', or any metal chopsticks really. It's one of the reasons I'm so averse to eating at korean restaurants unless it's with friends. The flat edge just digs into your fingers, the length is awkward, its thin so it fucks with your grip, and the worst part is that it's metal. Metal chopsticks heat up and become as warm as your hands as you eat with it, and they get slippery when you have even the slightest moisture on your fingers. FUCK gooks and their shitty sticks. Why can't they just use wood or even plastic like normal fucking people

[Anonymous No.14881899]

>>14879601
surely the germs die when you cook it

[Anonymous No.14881980]

>>14880378

[Anonymous No.14882020]

>when putting my food on a plate, I can't let the steak touch the side for example. I also eat at a certain order.
>Add hotsauce to many of the things I eat, if not I find it tasteless. This also goes for using a lot of peeper.
>If I have cooked plain pasta in the fridge, I just eat it straight from the tupperware just standing in front of the fridge.

[Anonymous No.14882130]

When I have several pieces on my plate like pizza or nuggers, I decide on an order to eat them before starting. For nuggets for example, I will switch the side from which I take the nugget after every piece, so that in the end I have only the pieces in the center and are still as hot as possible.
Most of the time my goal is to keep the pieces who will stay hot for the longest time until the end, but sometimes some pieces look way better than others, then I keep the best for last.

[Anonymous No.14882196]

>>14878858
I do this with broccoli and caulieflower
Pretend im eating trees

[Anonymous No.14882330]

I love contributing to enormous family feasts and asking old women for cooking tips you can't find online. I also forage for certain plants local to my area sometimes. However, if I am living with a fussy cunt who doesn't have what I perceive as a legitimate reason for avoiding certain food (allergies, religion, vegetarian), like one of those faggots who only likes chicken nuggets and chips every day, I will NEVER offer to cook or share food with them, because their endless demands and eating around half the shit I make is fucking infuriating. In addition, I chide people for using Americanisms around me instead of equivalent words from my local language, am not prone to laughing at comedies, dislike 99% of music people recommend to me and will insist on them wearing headphones in my house, and refuse to concede the possibility of an afterlife at funerals. Rest assured, I will be a very strict, but not necessarily conservative, father, and I dread that my children will be pestering me for McNiggers after going to a birthday party with some faggot brainlet.

[Anonymous No.14882361]

>>14882330
do you live in the balkans or in a slavic country by any chance?

[Anonymous No.14882886]

>>14882361
No. What makes you say that?

[Anonymous No.14883919]

>>14877975
I tend to sperg out when someone mentions mouthfeel

[Anonymous No.14883921]

>>14883919
mouthfeel

[Anonymous No.14883932]

>>14878083

You are literally the white american boomer meme

[Anonymous No.14884537]

>>14883921
FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING NIGGER!!! WHY MOUTHFEEL WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS IT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? THE FEELING IN YOUR MOUTH NOOO WE HAVE A WORD FOR THAT CALLED TEXTURE OHISTTHECOMBINATIONOFFLAVORANDTEXTURE?! THAT IS FUCKING STUPID STUPID FUCKING NIGGER FLAVOR AND TEXTURE FUCKING JEW FUCKER NIGGER ALL WHO USE MOUTHFEEL UNIRONICALLY SHOULD BE HUNG BY THEIR GENITALS AND FLAYED ALIVE THEN FRIED IN OLIVE OIL FUCKING DEGENERATES DO NOT DESERVE MERCY!!!,:!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.14884553]

i like to smoke a cigarette while getting fucked

[Anonymous No.14885026]

>>14884537
mouthfeel

[Anonymous No.14885169]

>>14885026
STOP RIGHT NOW OR I WILL SKULLFUCK YOU WITH MY GUN!

[Anonymous No.14885182]

I eat ramen with a spoon

[Anonymous No.14885242]

>>14881899
Do you cook your hands too?

[Anonymous No.14885393]

>>14877975
I melt shredded parmesan cheese over tostitos corn chips in the oven and put tabasco over the whole thing; it's my favorite snack.

[Anonymous No.14885449]

>>14879693
>>use the same spoon, fork and knife for all my food
Save on dish time. As long as you wash them...
>>people overreacting to food tastes makes me REALLY angry
Logical. Fuck n*rmoids
>>14882020
>>If I have cooked plain pasta in the fridge, I just eat it straight from the tupperware just standing in front of the fridge.
Based. Rice out of the cooker with some salt is great, too.
>>14885393
Try the hint of lime ones, add some mayonnaise

[Anonymous No.14885560]

>>14878168
Eating candy bars components seperate is what I do, it's hard sometimes, especially for honeycomb candy like crunchie or violet crumble. Very satisfying though.
Timtams are good with that too but it's even harder.

[Anonymous No.14885579]

>>14877975
>hate eating hard ice cream, have to let it get slightly melty before consumption
How is that autistic? It's objectively superior way to consume ice cream. In fact, my mom taught me to do this, and she's no autist, just an alcoholic.

[Anonymous No.14885606]

>>14878343
Dude, you don't have a Mexican within 5000 miles to make you a good taco. Mexican food is amazing.

[Anonymous No.14885611]

>>14878498
>i broke my salt shaker so i started putting salt from the big paper container into these little dessert glass bowls
To be fair, it's not really autistic, it is called salt cellar. I never used shakers for salt, I keep paprika in my salt shaker.

[Anonymous No.14885622]

>>14881562
Fucking OATH.
Especially with how much I'm on the computer. 2 hours on the PC in hot weather makes my hands feel gross.
Also
>Eating meat pies
>Cut the lid off
>Pour a bit of tomato sauce in the meat and mix it up
>Place the perfect amount of meat on a piece of the lid and eat it, do the same with the pie crust
Stopped mixing the sauce in recently, now I put the perfect amount on each bite.

[Anonymous No.14885654]

>>14883921
Moist mo ist moist MOIST

[Anonymous No.14885839]

>>14878229
>>when eating something with dipping sauce, I will purposely not use very much sauce so that when I get to the last piece of food I can repeatedly dip it in the sauce, lick the sauce off, and dip it again

pretty based, I always do some kind of "save the best for last" deal when I eat.

>make fried chicken, save the best looking pieces for last
>make ramen with soft-boiled eggs, leave a tiny bit of egg/scallion/ginger/noodle for one special last mouthful
>buy Fage yogurt and save almost all of the strawberry puree until the end, just to have two big spoonfuls on yummy strawberry

Unrelated to those:
>very afraid of undercooking chicken, so cut nearly every piece with a knife before eating it to make sure it's cooked through
>sort out M&Ms/Gushers/etc into groups of each color. Eat the unmatched first, then save eat the groups in one burst
>always have a ton of drinks at a time when I eat. One glass of water, one of milk, two cups of tea, sometimes one of half almond/half coconut milk, sometimes cranberry juice or ginger ale. Take a sip from one then the other obsessively, try to finish them all at the same time.
>buy bananas every time I go shopping, but throw them away if I don't eat them in the ~half day window where they're at the exact ripeness I like

[Anonymous No.14885848]

>>14878498
>>i eat salted peanuts with the shell to add flavor
I used to always eat sunflower seeds with the shell until someone insisted it'll fuck my innards up

[Anonymous No.14885849]

My uncle raped me when I was five. Stuck his dick inside a hot dog bun and told me to put it in my mouth. To this day I can’t eat a hotdog.

[Anonymous No.14885854]

>I wait for my cereal to get a little soggy before eating it
I just hate crunchy cereal for some reason

[Anonymous No.14885860]

You wanna talk about food autism?
Here's Bologna Stalagmites
>take slice of balogna
>slowly peel off skin
>it tastes better on its own
>bonus points for 50% or more of the skin removed in one peel
>fold the slice in half, then again, and if its thin sliced, yet again
>take a bite out of the center corner bit
>take a bite out of the side
>unfold
>8 holes + 1 in center
>slowly tear down the middle, but not all the way
>bite into the bologna at each hole
>stretch the slice out lengthwise
>each hole is now 1 or 2 chunks, like stalagmites
>bite each one individually
>left with just a bologna rope at the end
>slurp it up like it's a spaghetti noodle

each step tastes different due to the texture and shape the bologna is in. I don't care if no one understands. No, I've never done this in front of anyone before.

[Anonymous No.14885866]

>>14877975
My grandfather died last year at 93. The last time we interacted was him remarking on how crazy my dining habits were at a family get together (I always leave my knife and fork crossed in between using them, in Jesu's praise)

[Anonymous No.14885867]

>>14877975
There’s this dried jalapeño salad topped that comes in a bag, I crack it open and eat it like potato chips.

[Anonymous No.14885875]

>>14878168
>>dissect candy like twix and snickers by the layers, eating each individually
YES

The layers taste better individually. After eating most of the caramel off of a Twix, the cookie with just a bit of caramel on it and a tiny layer of chocolate on one side is really good. I do the same with Reese's cups by pushing the peanut butter out one side; the chocolate ring you're left with is awesome.

[Anonymous No.14885886]

Every once in a while I'll buy a bag of croutons and dunk them in salad dressing like they're nuggets. But I think everyone's tried something like that before

[Anonymous No.14885914]

>>14881562
I hate when my hands feel dirty too, so even just a bit of water makes them feel better.

>always have hot water running while cooking
>wave hand underneath it for a second periodically or whenever I touch something that might be dirty
>usually have a big cup of water with me when I'm sitting down
>if my hands ever feel a little dirty, use the straw to drip some water in my hand for a quick rinse
>also a compulsive hand-wiper
>have to wipe hand on pants or shirt after anything
>even if I just used a napkin or a towel to dry my hands I have to wipe them on my pants
>if I don't they don't feel clean

[Anonymous No.14885939]

>>14885914
I do the hot water thing, I have it on the hottest it'll go and just get a splash to feel the heat across my hands when it feels gross.

[Anonymous No.14885940]

>>14877975
I put chips in a small container from which I can kind of sip chips from, so my hands don’t get dirty.

[Anonymous No.14886027]

>>14877975
>when eating a slice of pizza, it must be eaten from the corners; if it is hot, then when letting it rest on a plate, it must be upside down on a napkin to absorb excess oil
>if there is no dipping sauxe, and the crust is good, it must be saved for last along with some inner "flesh"
>in the case of no dipping sauce and a bad crust, it is given priority to be eaten over the rest
>in all cases, the pizza MUST initially have the first 3 (or 2, or 4) bites on its corners

[Anonymous No.14886044]

>>14878168
I never really thought anyone else would do the Twix thing. I mean there's a lot of people in this world, but still.

[Anonymous No.14886317]

>>14877975
>apply salt with fingers
>eat food off other people's plates
>double dip
>eat oriental food with fork and spoon
>eat middle part of a loaf cake
>eat very fast like someone's gonna take it away
I'm pretty much a normie

[Anonymous No.14886372]

>>14878827
I thought momentarially I discovered this when I was snapping off little bits of ramen while it was cooking and eventually smushed up a whole bag like chips, but apparently that's common

I maintain that curry flavour makes the best raw ramen though

[Anonymous No.14886375]

>>14880312
I do that but with maltesers

[Anonymous No.14886397]

I always shove the entire potato chip in my mouth because I'm paranoid about it breaking/crumbs. Once a friend of mine just watched me eat a can of Pringles like this because he thought it was funny as shit.
Only use the bottom of forks when spreading things on sandwiches, particularly stuff like peanut butter. The forks at my house are slightly curved at the bottom so it makes it easy to prevent stuff getting stuck on the utensil, plus the prongs make for an easy grip.
I always take sandwiches I'm given apart and neatly stack the ingredients together so that I don't get a bite of just the bun/lettuce/etc at some point.
I like saving a ton of dipping sauce at the end to lick out of the container so that I can put the food in my mouth full of dipping sauce afterwards.
I don't like making sandwiches on a plate, always use the bare counter as a surface.

[Anonymous No.14886446]

>>14885182
Lies.

[Anonymous No.14886477]

>>14877975
When I eat muesli with milk i drink the milk first and then eat the muesli because the muesli drowns in the milk and i cannot see it anymore

[Anonymous No.14886495]

>>14877975
WTF? Are you me? Well, except the part about the chips and some additional items.
>When I eat chips in a small serving, I crush them inside the bag and pour them into my mouth and chew.
>in the absence of polite company and when I'm home alone, I will eat pork chops and steaks with my hands rather than utensils, particularly if it's tough.
>I like the flavor of juices on the bottom and will get a piece of bread to soak them up and eat the bread

[Anonymous No.14886645]

>>14877975
>love eating the entire kiwi, skin and all
>rub my tongue on the fuzz before I take the first bite and chew on the hard bit at the top after I finish eating the rest
>chew on gristle after I eat a piece of meat
>cut the fat off of steak and eat it all separately
>eat anchovies directly out of the can
>eat a couple of raw whole cloves sometimes for the crunch and the mouth numbing, not to treat pain but because I like it

[Anonymous No.14886672]

>>14877975
I can't chew unequal amounts of food on either side of my mouth. I have to make sure to put an even number of pieces in my mouth or bite one in half.

[Anonymous No.14886725]

>>14877975
I have a sitting down manakin at my dining table that I serve meals to so I don't have to eat alone. It's got a printed face of Dennis Rader glued over the head, because I resent the living so much I want to suffocate the neighbours toddlers and dog. I suffer from social anxiety and climate change stress syndrome.

We had risotto tonight and gluten free pasta.

[Anonymous No.14886807]

>>14878168
>>break candy like kit kat and reeses into little pieces so it lasts longer
>>dissect candy like twix and snickers by the layers, eating each individually
Based true candy enjoyer

[Anonymous No.14887238]

>>14877986
I thought I was a sperg for washing after every time I handle raw chicken.

I feel a little more normal now thanks anons

[Anonymous No.14887325]

Plain with cheese.

[Anonymous No.14887510]

>>14878343
>weisswurst with ketchup
Do you not like the taste and are trying to mask it? The I’d give my left nut for good sausage here in the US

[Anonymous No.14887525]

>>14878293
Autism is a condition where one of the identifying factors is the tendency to adhere to rituals that would seem pretty weird to neurotypicals. For example, my severely autistic brother will get up and sit down in every chair at the dinner table while he's eating if nobody else is eating with him.

[Anonymous No.14887554]

>>14880378
That's pretty funny, anon. Don't cringe at yourself, you were a child being a child.

[Anonymous No.14887560]

>>14887325
What’s the point? Imagine the MOUTHFEEL>>14883919 and flavor enhancement of pickles, tomato, onion, and mayonnaise on those toasted buns. Are you the baby of the family or an only child?

[Anonymous No.14887696]

>>14877975
not me but
>roommate will not eat pizza without first dipping the entire slice in ranch
>we're talking can't even see the crust anymore underneath the white goop

[Anonymous No.14887708]

>>14884537
It's not just texture, it's all aspects of the feeling in the mouth.

[Anonymous No.14887840]

>>14885860
This is amazing. I demand a video.

[Anonymous No.14889363]

>>14877986
Yeah, same.

>have two peelers, only use pic related
>can't find pic related
>on more than one occasion search 30+mins to find pic related
>get very pissed, someone else peels vegetables

I'm over it now, though.

>overcook garlic or onion
>throw it all out and start again, always

>simmer tomato sauce for 30-40mins, never mash tomatoes until 5 mins before end

>always cook more than I'm going to eat, not for leftovers, but because I feel uncomfortable eating food that I don't have excess of.

>Always leave some of my favorite item to eat last so it's the flavor that stays in my mouth.

>Will not use non-stick pans

>Will not wash dishes using dishwasher

I'm probably just a normie.

[Anonymous No.14889629]

>>14878804
i'm an autist and i'll eat just about anything, tuna is the only thing that comes to mind that i won't eat

[Anonymous No.14889676]

>>14885182
based

[Anonymous No.14889683]

>>14878168
>twix by the layers
my nigga

[Anonymous No.14889704]

>>14877975
I only cook maybe one "real" meal a week
Everything else is either boxed junk or frozen shit. Despite having money for groceries and free time since I'm NEET I hate dirtying up a ton of pots and pans, I'm so anxious about cooking meat, I have such a limited palate because my parents were shit and I grew up eating like 3 things, that I just am a total fuckup failure with no hopes of getting better
Gonna die at 30 of a mac and cheese heart attack

[Anonymous No.14889730]

>>14889704
You can just tell theres a fat mutt behind this

Imagine the smell

[Anonymous No.14889742]

>>14889730
I'm 140 and 5'9 or so
But I am very unhealthy and never exercise

[Anonymous No.14889766]

>>14889742
i know a guy who eats the most awful shit but is still a healthy weight, meanwhile i'm out here eating healthy and weigh 220lb

pic unrelated

[Anonymous No.14889772]

>>14889704
You can expand your palate. The first few times you try a new food, you probably won't like it, but you get used to it.

I must admit, I've never had to do that, though.

[Anonymous No.14889782]

FIRST TIME HERE, WHY DOESNT THIS BOARD HAVE FLAGGS AHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.14889791]

>>14889766
Yeah, if what you say is true, then you're healthier than he is. Weight isn't everything, it's a thing, but there are other things.

I'm skinny, I eat a decent diet, but I'm not healthy at the moment because of posture and lack of exercise.

[Anonymous No.14889794]

>>14889772
I definitely made some strides a while back but it's been a while since I got into a new food
Some stuffs non negotiable like vinegar taste, which excludes a surprising amount of foods. And pretty much all condiments. I can taste the tiniest bit of it and it makes me puke.

[Anonymous No.14889812]

>>14889782
pretty sure 95% of boards don't have flags my guy

[Anonymous No.14889814]

>>14889766
Calories are more important than what you're eating

[Anonymous No.14889824]

>Use ungreased, insanely dangerously hot surfaces for frying burgers because I love the sear
>Speaking of burgers, won't have onions on them unless they're caramelized
>Intentionally overcook bell peppers when sauteeing them so they're limp but they have that burnt flavor
>Always tell certain pizza places to cook my pizza extra long and if they don't I refuse to pay for it
I guess most of my autism is about overcooking stuff

[Anonymous No.14889835]

>>14889824
Oh and I order my steaks medium, which to some people might as well be a leather boot

[Anonymous No.14889837]

if, for example, I'm eating a plate of steak, taters, and peas. I eat all of the peas and then all of the taters and then all of the steak. this might be an actual symptom of a mental illness of some sort

[Anonymous No.14889880]

>>14889794
Well that's good work, man. If you introduce something new every once in a while you'll get there eventually.

With the vinegar taste, maybe something really mild, or even something unrelated will desensitize you to it eventually. It's probably worth trying every once in a while to see if you're tastes have adapted.

[Anonymous No.14889884]

>>14889880
Ok chud

[Anonymous No.14889917]

>>14889884
That sounds a lot like something a leftist would say. hmmm....

[Anonymous No.14889929]

>>14877975
>wash all utensils before use
>have drinking glasses that are exclusively mine

[Anonymous No.14889961]

>>14877975
I put miracle whip on my French toast.

[Anonymous No.14889973]

>>14889961
no no.. that's no good at all.

[Anonymous No.14889992]

>>14889835
White people's obsession with rare steaks is itself autistic

[Anonymous No.14890026]

>>14878216
crude bell pepper makes me gag but i kinda like them cooked, on pizza for exemple.

[Anonymous No.14891671]

>>14878168
Yeah I avoid spoons unless they’re plastic or super rounded soup spoons. Disgusted by the thought of metal on teeth

[Anonymous No.14891773]

>>14877975
Only eat steak grilled, 90 seconds per side.
Chickens eat bugs, I will not eat birds or eggs.
Pigs are unclean, no pork products.
Will not eat Fish, fishes eat whale waste.
Ice cream must be rock hard, eaten from the container, with a fork.
I will not eat from the same plate or reuse utensils, paper plates, bowls, cups, plastic spoons and forks, paper towels and napkins.
I weigh my food before eating and weigh my wastes when they emerge.
No stove or microwave, grill over wood only.
No leftovers, I prepare only what I consume at each meal.
I only eat food that I personally prepare.
When possible, I live in the Pacific Northwest, so this is most of the time, I drink only rainwater that I collect on my deck.
I only eat vegetables and fruits, in season, harvested with in 100 miles.
No grains, alcohol, refined sugar, premade foods.
I do have refrigerator, mostly for goat milk and ice cream that I make from that goat milk.

Not a lot of friends, no invites for dinner, no one comes over to my place for a meal.

I feel that my behavior is normal, most other people are still wandering in the fog.

[Anonymous No.14891877]

>>14885839

candysort autist bro

[Anonymous No.14891899]

>>14877975
I have to jerk off before I eat because I'm terrified of having sexual thoughts during a meal and developing some kind of food fetish.

[Anonymous No.14891907]

>>14891773
>Not a lot of friends, no invites for dinner, no one comes over to my place for a meal.
You didn't need to add this. It was already obvious.

[Anonymous No.14891914]

>>14877975
>eat the outside of baby carrots so there's a core left, then eat that core
>eat popcorn by bringing it to my mouth then snatching it into my mouth with my tongue like a frog catching a fly

[Anonymous No.14891977]

>>14878083
>weißwurst
what is weibwurst

[Anonymous No.14891990]

>>14885849
Are you serious?

[Anonymous No.14891991]

I only like boxed Mac and cheese when the powder stays dry. I cook the noodles and let them cool, then put the powder on top as a crunchy salty topping. I never mix the noodles and powder together or else it doesn’t taste good any more.

[Anonymous No.14891996]

>>14887560
YOUVILEFUCKINGNIGGER WHYWHYWHWYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHWYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHWYHWYWHY

[Anonymous No.14892009]

>>14887708
WHat SENSE DoEs ThaT fucKing Make? I MU
St sleEp AND YOU FUCKING SUBHUMANS HAVR TO USE THAT FUCKING NIGGER TIER WORD WHAAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU YOU ABSOLUTE NIGGER

[Anonymous No.14892022]

>>14885914
>>have to wipe hand on pants or shirt after anything
Weird because I do a lot of the hand washing stuff that you do but I cannot stand touching clothes with hands that have touched food. If I am eating somewhere and bring a jacket that I take off while eating then I have to wash my hands before I can put it back on.

[Anonymous No.14892033]

>>14891991
Okay but you don't do it with Velveeta too, do you?

[Anonymous No.14892035]

>>14879060
I always do this, especially with dessert. My mom always thought it was weird that I would go and pick out specific forks and spoons for dinner, especially since the thin stamped ones were the ones that she wasn't proud of owning and never gave to guests. I can use other cutlery if my favorites are unavailable but I absolutely have to eat any dessert foods with them. For some reason I have such good memories of eating ice cream and cake with the really thin stamped forks and spoons.

[Anonymous No.14892042]

>>14879060
I'm the opposite, I hate the sharp edges on the stamped stuff

[Anonymous No.14892059]

>>14892033
I don’t eat velveeta Mac and cheese because dry powder Mac is the patrician choice over cheese flavored palm oil

[Anonymous No.14892068]

>>14892059
Thank god. Velveeta is so bad

[Anonymous No.14892073]

>>14878083
You don't deserve to eat

[Anonymous No.14892105]

I don't believe y'all do most of the shit you've said here, youre just trolling. I'm electing to believe that.

[Anonymous No.14892114]

>>14891977
Weisswurst. I'm just a lowly pajeet, but I'm pretty sure it's pronounced with an accented 's' sound.

[Anonymous No.14892301]

>>14877975
>keep all food items separate on my plate
>never mix food, chilli must be neatly placed over the rice not inside it
>put hot sauce on any food that lacks flavor
>eat cake separate from icing
>won't share food with anyone, even parents
>refuse to eat food if a family member has taken some i.e chips, French fries, donuts
>won't eat orders that were messed up.

[Anonymous No.14892349]

When people aren't on the spectrum but post about how their weird quirks are autism.

[Anonymous No.14892428]

>>14886672
Dude I thought I was the only one!

[Anonymous No.14892691]

>>14878083
impressive

[Anonymous No.14892697]

>>14878498
i hope you lose your fucking fingers you freak of nature

[Anonymous No.14892750]

>>14886725
Seek therapy

[Snekman No.14892757]

>>14877975
>washing hands before meat.

What a nerd lol

[Anonymous No.14892818]

>>14891996
>>14883919
Just be sure to stay away from these bad boys, such an oral sensation...

[Anonymous No.14892821]

>>14891977
Sharp s

[Anonymous No.14893520]

>eating roast potatoes
>crush them flat, whilst trying to preserve the crisped outside in a single flat shell.
>pour gravy over, lift up the flattened shells so gravy can get underneath and give a little moisture.
>consume mash potato, then followed by eating a roasted outer-parts whole.
I am extremely doubtful that anybody else does this and I'm not sure where the initial behaviour developed form.

[Anonymous No.14893536]

>>14878202
This is just what a normal person would do.

[Anonymous No.14893549]

>>14877975
I do the last two. I have sensitive teeth so I can't chew ice and can't chew my ice cream like some people.

I'm also a stickler about cleanliness in the kitchen so I always spend at least a full minute washing my hands after handling any raw meats at any point.

[Anonymous No.14893590]

>>14889992
This.

[Anonymous No.14893635]

>>14877975
>takes 3 chips out of the bag
>take the two smallest i grabbed to chew with my right teeth, biggest with my left
>literally do not remember not eating chips like this in the past 2 years
why am i like this god

[Anonymous No.14893643]

>>14891899
Sounds quite a bit like a relation between consumption and sexual habit. You might have a good fetish

[Anonymous No.14893686]

>>14893635
Crooked teeth?

[Anonymous No.14894007]

chef boyardee mini ravioli and meatballs
used to eat multiple times a week as a kid

first off I would microwave it upwards of ten minutes to reduce the sauce and get that nice tasty skin on top
second. after I've licked the top skin off the back of my spoon I'd eat the edges of the ravioli and then dip and eat the middles

[Anonymous No.14894159]

>>14893686
no i just do it out of habit

[Anonymous No.14894728]

>>14879291
>>eat frozen waffles straight from the freezer

[Anonymous No.14894743]

>>14877986
I wash the meat. Feels like it actually makes it slightly worse but im not sure

[Anonymous No.14894754]

>>14877975
>Drink maple syrup
Dont do this with any other syrup/sugary thing, I dont even really like sweet stuff that much. Love maple syrup and would drink whole bottles in a few minutes if it wasnt $10+ a bottle

[Anonymous No.14894844]

>>14887525
Interesting. Diagnosed sperg here, and I just slam down food. No rituals, I pretty much eat anything.

[Anonymous No.14895013]

Would rotate my plate every now and then to get the ideal angle of approach as the meal is eaten away.
If the food's good or at least acceptable, would lave the plate as clean as possible, by utensils only if in public, by licking if in privacy.
Refuse to eat burgers using any cutlery. Bare hands only.
Whenever there are cold leftover stewed lentils on the stove, I would rarely resist to dig into it with a huge spoon, get a chunk of the solidified lentils and eat them cold.
I hate with enormous passion getting a cup of Earl Grey when i order black tea, since it's not a black tea, but *aromatized* black tea.
With any meal I eat at a table I need a drink to wash it down, even if its a soup. Rarely feel the need for a drink with fast food eaten standing up, though.

[Anonymous No.14895140]

>>14878498
Canned tuna doesn't need salt.

[Anonymous No.14895153]

>>14879060
>I hate the mouthfeel
Literally stopped reading there.

[Anonymous No.14895192]

>>14882330

[Anonymous No.14895220]

>>14886477
>Eat muesli
>When milk to muesli ratio is swinging towards the milk have a drink
>Back to eating muesli
Up your game son.

[Anonymous No.14895242]

>>14879344
:(

[Anonymous No.14895266]

>>14894743
stop spreading raw meat juice and germs around your sink and kitchen retard. google that shit

[Anonymous No.14895349]

>>14891977
It's a traditional German sausage. Typical Bavarian beer garden food always eaten with mustard and a pretzel.

[Anonymous No.14895354]

>>14887510
No, I also eat it without any condiments. I just don't like it with mustard and I think some ketchup goes well with it.

[Anonymous No.14895360]

>>14885606
I've been to the US and I've been to Mexico. Mexican food tastes and smells like dogshit to me.

[Anonymous No.14895589]

>>14892059
I read that the powdered stuff makes your dick small.

[Anonymous No.14895609]

>>14893520
I have a weird pattern to eating certain foods too, doing stuff like this provides a unique flavor combination and texture that you don't get by following a 'normal' recipe.

[Anonymous No.14895628]

>>14894754
I love maple syrup but the only one I've had so far I could do this on was when I got this from Vermont. Expensive af even by maple syrup standards, but shit tastes like liquid candy

[Anonymous No.14895646]

>>14879060
I hate thin silverware. But I also hate textured silverware; my favorite fork is thick and heavy, but its smooth. I hate anything that can rub up against your joints or scrape the webbing between your fingers

[Anonymous No.14895654]

>>14885839
>pretty based, I always do some kind of "save the best for last" deal when I eat.

I used to do this but not anymore; I eat the best pieces near the middle, that way they're still warm or fresh or whatever. In my experience saving the best for last just gives it more time to dry out or cool off.

[Anonymous No.14895677]

>>14885839
>very afraid of undercooking chicken, so cut nearly every piece with a knife before eating it to make sure it's cooked through
I have the opposite problem. I've actually undercooked chicken and been too lazy and committed to relaxing with my dinner and a show to get up and finish cooking it. This has happened several times. It's not like fucking right out of the cooler undercooked, but it's definitely a little "rare" in the middle.

Look if I get up and start cooking it, it fucks up the pacing of the rest of the meal. For one, I already ate a bit, so if I stop eating and start cooking for another 5-10 minutes I'm gonna lose my appetite. Plus, any sides I have like potatoes or coleslaw is gonna start getting cold or soggy or something. When I cook I prepare everything and try to time it so everything finishes cooking at around the same time.

[Anonymous No.14895701]

>>14878083
You can't handle bite or crunch so you make vegetables as chewy as possible? What?

[Anonymous No.14896817]

>>14878498
lol no fucking way. does your finger get wrinkly after a huge meal?

[Anonymous No.14896827]

>>14880378
10/10

[Anonymous No.14896908]

>>14880312
I suck every chocolate I eat and I'm thoroughly convinced I'm more normal than people who bite into it

[Anonymous No.14896912]

>>14895628
The maple flavor is so good

[Anonymous No.14896948]

>>14877975
Excluding the chip thing, these are completely normal habits

I swear you guys try so hard to be special

[Anonymous No.14896957]

>>14878168
This thread is just what white women say to try and show they have a personality.

[Anonymous No.14897074]

>>14878498
How much salt do you eat, because I think you are suppose to just have a teaspoon of salt per day.

[Anonymous No.14897096]

>>14877975
Don't have that many, but

>need to chew food thoroughly before swallowing, had times when I reached my hand to the back of my throat for an onion string
>when eating cereal having the spoon bounce off my molar to eat the cereal
>eat food like a chipmunk sometimes, one cheek for food, other one for water, and go back and forth

[Anonymous No.14897585]

>>14892114
go back to quora

[Anonymous No.14897691]

>when I eat m&m's/smarties/skittles I separate them into different colours and eat them in the order of least to more (ex. 3 red, 4 brown, 5 yellow)
>I always used to eat my food in a certain order, peaving the best for last. If I had chicken breast with vegetables and chips, I'd eat the veggies, followed by the chips, and lastly the chicken
>when I was younger I used to drink chocolate milk through a straw, and I would bite the straw, but not too hard, to make it seem like I was drinking more chocolate milk
>I used to eat gingerbread men methodically by eating their legs first, followed by arms, head, then the body, while imagining the biscuit's screams and cries for mercy in my head

I had a few more weird habits, bit I dropped most of them when I realised how weird they were to do in front of other people

[Anonymous No.14897733]

>>14877975
When I have jelly beans or gummy bears, I eat the same for and flavor our the the bunch until it's gone, then move to the next flavor and color
If I miss a color and move on early I get upset/angry

[Anonymous No.14897742]

>>14877975
I eat my sandwiches normal, halfway through, but then I eat the rest of the components individually. I pick off the crusts and save them for last, then I eat the meat and cheese, and then I roll the bread into balls and eat them like that, and then I slurp the crusts like spaghetti. It's a compulsion I've had since childhood, my folks used to beat me to make me stop, but I never stopped. There was like five years of childhood where I just wasn't allowed to eat sandwiches, because I couldn't eat them normal.

[Anonymous No.14897749]

I like to put anything runnier than bread on bread before eating it.

[Anonymous No.14897754]

>>14897749
Also I put baked beans on my hot dog. Also I squirt ketchup directly from the packet onto individual french fries. Also sometimes I penut butter my hot dogs.

[Anonymous No.14897760]

>>14897754
Never tried peanut butter on a dog, but I love to make Elvis burgers

[Anonymous No.14897781]

i bite into my icecream instead of licking it. it hurts sometimes but whatcha gonna do about it, y'know?

[Anonymous No.14898048]

>>14897585
I seent that website for the first time today. I wanted to know why Endurance Car's use yellow lights and the answer was there.

[Anonymous No.14898097]

I only eat chips, popcorn, crisps, beef jerky, etc. with choppastik. I can't stand getting my fingers greasy or oily and salty. Makes me cringe hardcore

[Anonymous No.14899171]

>>14897691
>>when I eat m&m's/smarties/skittles I separate them into different colours and eat them in the order of least to more (ex. 3 red, 4 brown, 5 yellow)
>>I always used to eat my food in a certain order, peaving the best for last. If I had chicken breast with vegetables and chips, I'd eat the veggies, followed by the chips, and lastly the chicken
My man

[Anonymous No.14899227]

>>14878293
The regularity of that corn calms my bedevilled obsessive-compulsive mind.

[Anonymous No.14899230]

>>14895266
Im going to wash it even more now

[Anonymous No.14899291]

>>14877975
I don't think this is really "autistic" but I always eat around the centre of these cookies and save the jam part for last. I recently told this to someone and they thought it was unusual.

[Anonymous No.14899949]

I always wear gloves cause I hate the feel of 90% of raw food

[Anonymous No.14899958]

I'm a perfect bite eater

[Anonymous No.14900209]

>>14878083
I'm an American and I've never had capers. I've only heard Ramsay talk about the. Do Germans really not use 'chup on everything? Mustard is gross.

[Anonymous No.14900284]

>>14878343
is your name Oskar?

[Anonymous No.14900449]

>>14899291
Na, people did all kinds of shit with these in bongland when i was growing up.

[Anonymous No.14900475]

>>14878083
>mushy vegetables
>can't handle paprika
Are you memeing right now? Even the worst spicelet should be able to handle paprika.

[Anonymous No.14900493]

>>14878229
>eat about half a garlic bulb raw whenever I'm cooking with it
Based and wariopilled

[Anonymous No.14900503]

>>14878804
>i assume autistic people are very particular with their food
From what I've read, that's more of a sensory issue.

[Anonymous No.14900516]

>>14877975
>the feeling of peach skins make my skin crawl. Hate it, hate it hate it
>can't eat meat without some carb (mostly in the form of rice or bread)
>only candy I like are chocolate, peanut butter, and honey based
>can't stand eggs that have browning in them
>I eat lemons whole

[Anonymous No.14900533]

>>14877975
I eat spoonfuls of mustard as a snack

[Anonymous No.14900995]

>>14882330
You dont have to worry about that. You wont be having kids.

[Anonymous No.14901035]

>>14900533
i do this with Italian dressing, but it has to be really salty

[Anonymous No.14901938]

>make a new recipe
>make it again 2 or 3 more times that week
>estimate how easy I can make it and how many corners I can cut in a pinch
>rate it on a scale of 5 in terms of taste, ease, confidence(in terms of if I can make it well enough to feed to other people) price and how it fits with my other regular recipes(if it needs carrots that I can use for something else or if it uses unique ingredients)
>If it's 4 or 5 put it on a card and place into my rotation
>if it's a 3 consider coming back to it
>if it's a 2 or 1 ignore it and make sure to never try it again

I've said this before I believe it's the best way to get a regular rotation going.

[Anonymous No.14901978]

>>14900533
>>14901035
I eat spoonfuls of shortening with sugar sprinkled on it

[Anonymous No.14902046]

>>14877975
>hate eating hard ice cream, have to let it get slightly melty before consumption
I don't know anyone who doesn't do this.

[Anonymous No.14902065]

>>14878343
What about currywurst? Too spicy aswell?

[Anonymous No.14903199]

>>14880378
thank you so much for that. it took me like 5 minutes to read that because i couldnt stop laughing

[Anonymous No.14904258]

>>14889704
I've been there. Granted catching the beetus has not changed much. I just "cook" ie slam a small amount of carbs and chicken in the oven and eat veggies now instead of spending 20 bucks on every take out meal

[Anonymous No.14904503]

>>14877975
>when chewing, I have to make sure equal amounts of food are in both sides of mouth
>have to travel from one side to other when cutting food, i can't just start in the middle
>have an intense hatred of frozen food bc my dad would keep food in freezer for literal years
>highly autistic with bagging groceries, always go for self-checkout even if many items, because I can't expect groceries to be seperated properly
>hate moldy food with a passion, will throw out rest of item if one part is moldy, because my dad would always knowingly feed me moldy food
>hate any kind of muffins because my dad would put all the expired stuff in them, creating an abomination
tl;dr my dad was terrible with food

[Anonymous No.14905052]

>>14877975
Whenever I make a sandwich I gotta eat the corners of the cheese first then squeak like a mouse.

[Anonymous No.14905154]

>>14905052

[Anonymous No.14905234]

Every time I make eggs in the morning, I like to pretend I'm one of those egg snatching dinosaurs from land before time for like 10 seconds. I'll dance around with the eggs singing the egg song. It excites my dog.