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Nuts Anonymous Fri Oct 9 07:51:41 2020 No.14870234 [Reply] [Original]

Why are pistachio fags so cringe? They aren't even the best nut to begin with "P"

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 07:56:14 2020 No.14870242 >>14870234 If pistachio fags are even half as cringe as you, then this thread justifies itself. That's all.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 08:00:08 2020 No.14870250 cashew master race walnuts and pecans are friendlies pistachios can gtfo

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 08:09:57 2020 No.14870268 >>14870234 Anon, penis milk isn't a real type of nut. Not matter how much you glug down.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 08:14:09 2020 No.14870279 File: 10 KB, 300x168, coconut.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] impostors.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 08:18:41 2020 No.14870297 >>14870250 Cashews are overrated and not that good for (You).

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 08:26:59 2020 No.14870326

>>14870297
(another cashew fan)
why aren't they good for me? I don't eat alot of them, but you made me curious.
Btw. pistachio are nice as well, but they are often shit tier quality for some reason (overdried af or tastes like the were bit of mold on them)

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 08:29:38 2020 No.14870339 >>14870250 >>14870326 Based >>14870297 Cringe

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 08:41:49 2020 No.14870369 There is nothing quite like chewy double chocolate chip cookies with pistachios baked in.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 08:43:19 2020 No.14870372 File: 35 KB, 765x758, 1493941904843.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14870369 >double chocolate chip cookies with pistachios baked in. yes yes i agree

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 16:24:59 2020 No.14872122 >>14870369 prove it!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 16:33:21 2020 No.14872164 >>14870297 Cashews are for chumps and losers. Greasy tasteless expensive shits. Give me walnuts or pecans over them any day.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 16:58:10 2020 No.14872290 >>14870234 Ever heard of almonds?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 17:00:36 2020 No.14872301 Love pistachios but they're not worth the price. If cost weren't an issue I would be eating pistachios cashews and pecans.

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 19:42:07 2020 No.14873041

Pistachios are objectively the best nut, though. Cheap pistachios from shitholes like Iran aren't good, but the decent ones are amazing.

Cashews are technically superior because you can get a lot more for the same price, they're 90% as good, and you don't have to worry about bug eaten ones or uncracked shells, but you shouldn't be eating nuts all the time anyway, they're terrible for you.

Now, pistachio ice cream? That shit is nasty.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 20:01:32 2020 No.14873172 >>14870250 spbp but pecans>walnuts

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 20:02:35 2020 No.14873181 >>14872164 >Greasy tasteless eat raw cashews then, and they have plenty of flavor

Anonymous Fri Oct 9 20:05:53 2020 No.14873203
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i had some pine nuts a few months ago and everything i ate for the next week tasted bitter. Fuck those things!
Official request to remove them from the nut family to prevent further damage to the good nut name.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 20:07:43 2020 No.14873211 >>14872290 >>14873041 almonds and pistachios are luxurious and have the best flavor but peanuts are the workhorse of the legumes

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 00:23:54 2020 No.14874519 >>14873041 >Cheap pistachios from shitholes like Iran aren't good Bruh what, that's like the pistachio capital of the world since antiquity. You better not be implying that shitty Commiefornian or Chinese pistachios are better.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 00:39:35 2020 No.14874575 File: 359 KB, 580x387, 1572252394900.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] For me, it's the humble peanut. >b-but that's not a real nut! fuck you

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 02:49:40 2020 No.14874937 >>14870234 Lol no They are objectively the best The list should look like this 1. Pistachio 2. Pecan 3. Penis

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 02:58:01 2020 No.14874957 >>14870268 Underrated

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 03:00:08 2020 No.14874963 >>14873203 sounds like you had some chink nuts

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 03:22:10 2020 No.14875016 >>14872164 pecans are fucking dry

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 06:01:20 2020 No.14875353 File: 197 KB, 1242x1223, harness the power of the nut.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Brazil nuts are best nuts.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 06:30:23 2020 No.14875391 >>14873203 pesto ma nigga

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 14:11:57 2020 No.14876879 File: 304 KB, 500x313, coconut-3-500x500.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14875353 >nigger toes and no the coconut is best nut

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 14:13:08 2020 No.14876883 File: 20 KB, 200x300, Laverne_Cox_by_Sachyn_Mital.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14875353 Some Brazilian girls have Brazilian nuts

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 14:32:31 2020 No.14876994 Shit bros, I fucking love nuts. Pistachios, cashews, walnuts, pecans, brazil, macadamia. I have a fucking problem

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 14:34:19 2020 No.14877002 >>14870250 Cashews arnt nuts, try again

>>	None !918e9sUVxU Sat Oct 10 15:37:15 2020 No.14877319 >>14870234 Theres no better snack than pistachios. I'm ready 4 game day tomorrow

>>	None !918e9sUVxU Sat Oct 10 15:39:34 2020 No.14877335 File: 2.91 MB, 1970x2812, 20201010_143605.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14870234 Theres no better snack than pistachios. I'm ready for NFL action tomorrow.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 16:09:53 2020 No.14877504 >>14877002 shut up faggot

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 16:11:11 2020 No.14877508 File: 859 KB, 1910x1767, Nigger.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14877504 >shut up faggot

Anonymous Sat Oct 10 17:20:18 2020 No.14877854
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>>14876879
>having something against the toes of an attractive negro woman and brazil nuts
Can't handle the delicious taste of either, huh?
>and no the coconut is best nut
Coconuts are mediocre at best.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 17:47:13 2020 No.14877968 >>14870279 >says the drupe

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 17:54:57 2020 No.14878015 I mean pistachios are nice, but for me? Its gotta be hazelnuts.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 17:55:29 2020 No.14878021 >>14870234 the best nut i had was inside your mom

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 18:04:03 2020 No.14878057 Pistacchi di Bronte >>>>>

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 22:24:45 2020 No.14879372 >>14870234 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wN5lxjUy3A&ab_channel=Local24Memphis Peanut chad coming through

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 23:01:41 2020 No.14879567 >>14870268 Kek,

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 23:04:43 2020 No.14879588 File: 772 KB, 1120x966, BFBD3582-B804-4EEC-8784-A9F24E5D8914.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14870234 Your right, pecans are better but this is kino

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 11 00:39:57 2020 No.14880022 File: 146 KB, 200x146, 1517170350251.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14875353 BRAZILIANBOYS

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 11 00:43:37 2020 No.14880037 kek it's yet another "brazil trying to convince itself it's relevant" thread. Sad, many such cases.

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