Fast one pot breakfast that isn't oatmeal.

[Anonymous No.14862243]

Just want some ideas for something I can make before work without a ton of dirty dishes. Nothing fancy, just fast to cook and prepare.

[Anonymous No.14862257]

>>14862243
Just hardboil a dozen eggs at the start of the week. Two eggs a day then take an egg break on sunday.

[Anonymous No.14862264]

>make huge batch of scrambled eggs
>canned salsa
>profit???

[Anonymous No.14862279]

>>14862243
Cinnamon Toast Crunch

[Anonymous No.14862293]

>>14862243
grits
scrambled eggs
i make either of these (or sometimes both at once) and also mix in some frozen vegetables (usually brussels sprouts and broccoli) to give it a lot of body, also might dice up some cooked chicken or pork or whatever.. add a scoop of yogurt when it's done and a drizzle of hot sauce.. whatever

[Anonymous No.14862304]

>>14862243
Go Asian with congee or an egg and noodle dish with leftovers.

Another option is to use a small pot and make a frittata. Or if you don't mind overnighting a quiche...

[Anonymous No.14862337]

It was Fio's birthday last week on October 2nd! Also Momo, Gandhi, and ||me||
Line a baking pan with aluminum foil and bake two strips of bacon. Scramble some eggs, toast an English muffin, add cheese and a bit of hot sauce. Easy egg sandwich with only a frying pan and plate to clean up, since you lined the pan.
Or fry the bacon in the pan first, then cook the eggs.

[Anonymous No.14863016]

>>14862243
Buy one of the below. Look inside and realize that if you cook and chop up some breakfast meat, get or shred some cheese, and maybe dice some veggies, you can approximate the same thing in a bowl and have it done in about a minute and a half for pennies on the dollar.

[Anonymous No.14863022]

>>14862243
Chef John's rice pudding

[Anonymous No.14863028]

>>14862243
cream of wheat!!

[Anonymous No.14863214]

Shirred eggs and breakfast sausage patties take the same amount of time in the toaster oven.

Butter a custard dish or ramekin
Put in eggs, s&p, optional herbs
Put custard dish on baking tray that fits toaster oven
Put sausage patties or sliced spam on same tray (foil between sausage and tray if you want easy cleanup)

Set 375f, 12 minutes
Come back in 15+ minutes

The toaster oven is suggested here, as it turns itself off, and has a limited amount of carryover heat, so eggs aren't ruined if you take an extra 10 minutes fapping in the shower.

[Anonymous No.14863235]

Cook sausage or bacon and set it aside. Use the grease to cook potatoes and veggies (onions, peppers, shrooms). When potatoes are almost done, add eggs and cheese. Throw sausage back in. Cover the skillet to let cheese melt

WALA

[Anonymous No.14863250]

>>14863235
Shit, this isn’t that fast unless you drop the potatoes. But, you can always precook them

[Anonymous No.14863485]

>>14862243
Eggs.
Additionally, I want to motorboat her breasts.
Thank you.

[Anonymous No.14863727]

>>14862257
I had a roommate who, every day, would have two hardboiled eggs and a slice of toast with jelly for breakfast
There must have been some day he skipped because he'd hardboil a dozen every week

[Anonymous No.14863769]

>>14862243
Always make this.
Sautee some mushrooms and ham
Add a little butter and add some hash browns and cook until golden brown
Then create a couple of divets and add oil to divet or fat of choice then add an egg to each divet
Then put in the oven for about 3 minutes
Top with avocados or tomatoes or both.
Comes out great.

[Anonymous No.14863773]

>>14862243
Scrambled eggs, sausage crumble, salsa, and cheese. Bish bash bosh.

[Anonymous No.14863813]

>ctrl+f"shakshuka"
>nothing
I AM DISAPPOINT

[Anonymous No.14863826]

>>14863813
veggies, garlic, onions, HEAVY SPICES AND SEEDS, tomato paste
DEGLAZE
tomato sauce
simmer and crack eggs into it
fucking eat it

[Anonymous No.14863831]

Just have a bacon and egg sandwich, they're lush.

[Anonymous No.14863863]

>>14862243
Eggs in a Basket.

[Anonymous No.14864257]

Thanks for all the ideas, there's some really good stuff here that I'm gonna try.

[Anonymous No.14864260]

>>14863813

- Fast
- Shaksuka
Pick one

[Anonymous No.14864284]

>>14863250
Cube the taters really tiny or preboil them

[Anonymous No.14864506]

>>14862243
Put bagel in toaster, cook two eggs, finish with melted cheese on top, put on top of bagel halves, brown some thin sliced ham in the pan and add it on. Two open faced breakfast sandwiches in 5-10 minutes

[Anonymous No.14864681]

>>14862243
Microwave eggs with butter salt and spice.
15 seconds at a time scrambling every time it stops till cooked.
Put on bread and dump pickled vegetables onto it.
Wrap up tight in foil and squash it then eat.
Requires a bowl and fork and sheet of foil and takes 5 minutes

[Anonymous No.14865854]

>>14862243
make a quiche and you can just microwave a slice of it each morning

[Anonymous No.14865860]

>>14862243
fisherman's eggs

[Anonymous No.14865924]

>>14865860
Is that just deens and eggs? Looks good.

[Anonymous No.14865997]

I make hamburgers for breakfast it takes less than ten minutes to cook and only costs $1.25-$1.50 fuck if I'm going to eat hot mush

[Anonymous No.14866060]

>>14865997
How do you know its a good morning burger without a fried egg?

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[Anonymous No.14867019]

>>14865997

Noice, how you do the onions?

[Anonymous No.14867035]

>>14862257
This and a smoothie. Smoothies are the ultimate lazy breakfast. Get a good blender and a big thermos and with the eggs, you're good to go. Minimal dishes, minimal prep time, healthy and delicious.

[Anonymous No.14867164]

>>14862243
Just get yourself a large pack of sausage rolls, stick one in the microwave for a quick, hearty snack to keep you going till lunch. A roll a day keeps your hunger at bay.

[Anonymous No.14867842]

>>14862243
taco bell

[Anonymous No.14867941]

>>14862243
I want to lick Fio's sweaty armpits

[Anonymous No.14868025]

>>14862243
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[Anonymous No.14868473]

>>14868025
It's Fio from Metal Slug, now go on and coom

[Anonymous No.14868477]

>>14867035
Any ideas for good smoothies that don't make me want to hang myself?

[Anonymous No.14868482]

>>14863769
Saved

[Anonymous No.14868493]

>>14867164
vile

[Anonymous No.14868501]

>>14865860
Was about to come in and post this.

[Anonymous No.14868510]

>>14862243
Nobody's said omelette yet.

Set a (nonstick) pan on the stove on med-high with some oil. Beat the piss out of some eggs, and maybe slice up some cheese, and maybe some green onion if you're feeling fancy. By the time that's done, you're pan's hot. Add butter if you want, eggs, stir a little bit, top/"stuff", rinse out your egg bowl (wash if you can be done inside of 60s), flip your eggs onto a plate, put some water in the pan. Chow down. You can be done eating, and mostly cleaned up in a 5 minute window.

[Anonymous No.14868793]

I do a one pan chilaquiles.

Put some salsa in a non-stick or seasoned carbon steel / cast iron skillet and warm it up.

Toss on some tortilla chips and let them get soggy

Scoot that to the side and toss in a cup of refried beans to get warm.

Move the beans to a plate once they're warm.

Scramble or fry an egg or two in the empty skillet space.

Plate the salsa + tortillas next to the beans and then put the egg on top.

It's a pretty okay one pan sloppa.

[Anonymous No.14868809]

>>14862243
sandwich
simple
yummy
best

[Anonymous No.14869230]

>>14868510
it seems so obvious people really shouldn't mention it. if you own a well seasoned cast iron pan you can make whatever normal fried breakfast foods anyone makes with minimal cleanup. I own a blackstone griddle and could cook whatever on that thing and all I have to do is scrape it if it left a mess. pancakes, sausage, eggs, whatever similar are all zero cleanup on a well seasoned piece of cookware. fuck nonstick garbage btw

[Anonymous No.14869248]

>>14869230
they're handy for omelettes - drop of soap, bit of hot water, handful of swipes with a sponge, rinse, gone in 60 seconds

[Anonymous No.14869270]

>>14869248
I bought a grout brush at home depot. cast iron goes in the sink with hot water, scrub with grout brush then dry out. if there is no stuck on food you can just wipe the oil out with a fast food napkin and put it away until tomorrow's breakfast and skip the sink entirely. you also don't need to replace the pan every couple of years.

[Anonymous No.14869445]

>>14868477
Bannana and Peanut-butter,
Mango with three-berry mix (plus a bananna)
Bananna and Strawberry is a classic, add some yogurt for texture

Bascially banannas are real good in smoothies, if only for improving the texture

[Anonymous No.14869451]

>>14862243
A big ol' stew of smegma. Your posting style indicates that you'll love it.

[Anonymous No.14869475]

>>14867035
This. Juice, a raw egg, sliced banana, frozen berries and some curd. delicious

[Anonymous No.14869578]

>>14869445
Pro-tip: Freeze your banana before blending.

[Anonymous No.14869710]

>>14862243
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vE3P0luz20

[Anonymous No.14869730]

cheegyu

[Anonymous No.14870051]

>>14869445
Nice, thanks

[Anonymous No.14870151]

>put eggs in pan
>cook eggs
done

[Anonymous No.14870157]

Garlic mushrooms on toast. Put a few teaspoons of olive oil and water in the pan with a diced clove of garlic, add in some button mushrooms (or chop some regular mushrooms in half) and cover it over to steam for a few minutes. When they're done, uncover and throw in some mascarpone with parsley, chives, salt and pepper, or whatever seasoning you want. Once everything is melted and mixed, serve it on any kind of toast (sourdough is best).

The only problem is it can take a while to wash the cheese off the pan afterwards.