/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.14862232]

Is it just me or russian cuisine indeed seems a bit disgusting? Post good russian dishes

[Anonymous No.14862308]

oh boy crepes with way too much caviar, wow looks great

my favorite Russian entree is boiled decomposing neighbor with a side of 12 year old suet

[Anonymous No.14862399]

>>14862232
only good russian food is the non russian food from russia:

1. georgian and turkic food:

1. plov
2. samsa
3. echpochmak
4. khinkalli
5.

[Anonymous No.14862443]

Is eating plain pasta a thing in Russia? Over the years I've noticed that some Russians eat plain pasta. I used to follow a Russian girl on periscope who would sometimes eat plain spaghetti noodles with no sauce or seasoning. I've seen it elsewhere too, like in Russian movies.

[Anonymous No.14862510]

>>14862232
>a poor country
>with shit soil and climate
>constantly in political turmoil throughout history
>oppressed people not allowed to do or think anything on their own
>who are constantly fucking drunk or doing meth
>acts surprised that their food is just pickles, ham, beetroot and rye bread
wow so surprising, much shock

[Anonymous No.14862523]

>>14862232
russin food looks great to me! Pelmini, borscht, and stroganoff are all really delicious.

[Anonymous No.14862528]

Winter is comin up and I lvoe soups n stews, do the russian have any good ones?

[Anonymous No.14862530]

>>14862523

Wow I didn't know strogonoff is russian lol Def great dish

[Anonymous No.14862542]

>>14862232
Only good Russian food is the ones Sasha Grey made with mailed in cum and her own piss.

[Anonymous No.14862547]

>>14862443
Its usually plain with butter, you can't really see butter in photos

[Anonymous No.14862557]

how about you guys fuck off

[Anonymous No.14862590]

Isn't baklava Russian?

[Anonymous No.14862650]

>>14862528
>do people who live in an eternal winter and who eat soups and stews like they breathe oxygen have any good soup and stew recipes for wintertime?

Probably not.

[Anonymous No.14862845]

>>14862510
Lmao slavshits btfo

[Anonymous No.14862849]

>>14862590
It's balkan

[Anonymous No.14862859]

Someone post that photo of the dude with the bucket of caviar and the vodka

[Anonymous No.14862986]

>>14862232
Ah, yes. Blini s ikroi. In Russian language class in highschool we were reading a story and there was a guy eating them. The memories

[Anonymous No.14863210]

>>14862232
Solyanka. Sweet/Sour Soup with tons of meat both cured and uncured with several pickled items in it.

[Anonymous No.14863281]

>>14862232
After enough vodka pretty much anything they eat will taste good, but in seriousness I've been to some decent places on Brighton beach in NYC and they have some pretty good food, especially if you let a Russian do the ordering. They can be a bit scary getting to them but once there its all good.

[Anonymous No.14863286]

>>14862308
what in gods name...

[Anonymous No.14863299]

>>14862232
Stroganoff and those little pancakes are pretty great, ngl. I like those little tea cookies they sell around Christmastime, too.

[Anonymous No.14863320]

>>14863299
Beef strokenoff

[Anonymous No.14863344]

>>14863299
Maybe that's like Chinese Moo Shu, they never give enough of those thin pancake things. If it wasn't 10pm I'd get some of those now but there's always tomorrow and Friday night.

[Anonymous No.14863448]

>>14863210
>no smetana

[Anonymous No.14863465]

Tartar Cheburek and Fish in a Coat (i think the second is russian). Russia doesnt seem to have much native food, mostly stuff from conqured peoples and other slavs. They just seem to eat poverty shit and fish stufd

[Anonymous No.14863696]

if you haven't been to a russian bath and crushed some pickled herring with ice cold vodka between rounds of schvitz steam sauna and ice plunge, you have low test

[Anonymous No.14863815]

>>14862590
You're thinking of balaclavas.

[Anonymous No.14864022]

A well-made medovik can beat even the Dobos torte (now cue the REEEs from Hungarians).

[Anonymous No.14864202]

>>14863210
came here to post this

[Anonymous No.14864735]

it do be good

[Anonymous No.14864737]

[Anonymous No.14864801]

I'm a Euro and here in Germany there are quite a few Russians, but not many Russian Restaurants. The one I've been to was great. I liked Pelmeni, I also ordered liver which had onions and some red colored horseradish. All very good. I've also had Salad Olivier and Okroshka. All very good. I also enjoyed the Russian beer they had, called Baltika I think.

Russians are nice people, sometimes a bit scary/crazy, but ok. I'm not sure if they're soulless compared to our Turks.

Russia itself seems very beautiful, would lve to go to Ladoga Lake some day.

[Anonymous No.14864853]

>>14862510
>>who are constantly fucking drunk or doing meth
they're doing bath salts nowadays, meth is too expensive for average russian

[Anonymous No.14864914]

>>14864801
She fine

[Anonymous No.14865001]

кoтлeтa пo-киeвcки

[Anonymous No.14865084]

>>14862232
It is not just you it is disgusting. The worst offender is their mayonnaise salad.

[Anonymous No.14865087]

>>14863815

[Anonymous No.14865145]

Pelmen, cheburek, and piroshki are all pretty much the same shit but it's all delishious.

[Anonymous No.14865201]

>>14863210
Looks like a sloppa vinegary shit

[Anonymous No.14865225]

>>14862232
Id eat that

[Anonymous No.14865254]

>>14862232
Its shit

[Anonymous No.14865326]

>>14862590
Aren't you retarded?

[Anonymous No.14865364]

Why don't you stop interfering in our elections first?

[Anonymous No.14865692]

I really love borsht. Best soup I ever had

[Anonymous No.14866043]

>the russian section at supermarket is literally pickles and vodka

Both are good though so I think I like Russian food. Pic related, Russian girl getting whipped at a therapy clinic.

[Anonymous No.14866232]

>>14863286
stfu

[Anonymous No.14866245]

>>14862650
Lmao autist

[Anonymous No.14866253]

Rye bread is great, I wish it was more available here in bongland

[Anonymous No.14866312]

Pirozhki can be pretty good. They're basically just a variant of the universal "dough with filling." Typically you can get them filled with meat, onions, or mushrooms.

[Anonymous No.14866375]

>>14866253
Same in the states. It’s either that pre sliced stuff or 5 dollars a loaf at the fancy baker

[Anonymous No.14866502]

>>14864853
The drug(s) that people once concieved of being bath salts are now almost universally banned, but i am curious of clandestine production.

[Anonymous No.14866518]

>>14862232
i actually like holoshits on rye and i'm a burger

[Anonymous No.14868030]

>>14862232
Cabbage bread
Its salty
Still i love it

[Anonymous No.14868038]

>>14862510
>wow so surprising, much shock
That guy molested by guys in church and boy scouts

[Anonymous No.14868059]

>>14862590
T. missing at least 1 chromosome

[Anonymous No.14868128]

>>14866043
She looks like shes about to get a proper inspection if you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.14868135]

>>14868059
Could be some XXY tranny type.

[Anonymous No.14868833]

I made some borscht last night. It is a classic Russian dish. Pelmeni are also good. Russian stores have a variety of smoked fish, sausages, picked vegetables; which are all good. Deserts such as Russian honey cake are really good too. You can relax with some volba (dried fish) and a Baltika beer. Russian food isn’t known for strong flavors, but they are gentle and savory.

[Anonymous No.14868843]

olivier salad

[Anonymous No.14868972]

>>14862590
Pretty sure you mean Бaлaклaвa

[Anonymous No.14869877]

>>14868833
That looks more like shchi than borsch. It should be pretty bright pinkish red. Seems like you skimped on the red beet.