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How do I minimax at 7-eleven?

I’m currently locked in my room w/no food and 20 cents to my name but I’m able to leave the house. I just only have access to my room thru a window.

I’m going to search for loose change then go to 7-eleven

>> No.14858671

Go late and ask if they have any food that's about to expire. Or be nice to the cashier.

>> No.14858678
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>>14858663
You have to be 18 to post here.

>> No.14858679 [DELETED] 

You can just take what ever you want from 7-11
The employees aren't allowed to stop you
When i need nyquil to sleep i just walk in and take it
never had a problem

>> No.14858687

>>14858678
that dog looks like a dad

>>14858663
what is minimax in this specific scenario?

>> No.14858690

>>14858679
Dude I’m not gonna get myself banned

>>14858678
I’m 20

>>14858671
My area is riddled with homeless they’ve heard it all

>> No.14858707

>>14858687
Minimax is just get a good deal of food for literal street change

>> No.14858735 [DELETED] 

>>14858690
they hire new employees everyday. there's like a line every morning of single moms to replace the traumatized

>> No.14858739

>>14858707
If they're cool with it then sure. at the least make them an offer for something in their fruit basket. I doubt they'll be selling bananas or apples at this hour anyways.

>> No.14858747

>>14858739
My local one doesn’t have fruit.


I only regret that I can’t literally beg on this board

>> No.14858755

>>14858747
are you cute

>> No.14858759

>>14858747
are you really that desperate for food? wait till the morning and eat at a shelter or something.

>> No.14858762

>>14858755
No why

>> No.14858781

>>14858762
why are you locked in your room with no food and why is your only way out having to sneak out of your room? Are you being starved and held against your will or something?

>> No.14858785

>>14858663
Really glad costco is selling fresh duck now.

>> No.14858793

>>14858781
probably underage and grounded

>> No.14858823

>>14858762
you know why

>> No.14858828

>>14858793
I’m actually basically living on my own but am paying rent. I’m looking for a job but have 20 cents right now to feed myself

>> No.14858832

>>14858828
I'm sorry to hear that. You should definitely look to see if there are any soup kitchens or places that offer free food. I hope things get better for you.

>> No.14858848

>>14858828
Why can you only leave through the window? Who are you hiding from in the house

>> No.14858850

>>14858848
Nobody

>>14858832
Literally hours away

>> No.14858859

>>14858850
WHY CAN YOU ONLY GO THROUGH THE WINDOW RETARD

>> No.14858862

>>14858859
Because the door to the rest of the house is locked

>> No.14858977

Check out the 7/11, they might give you something for free for downloading it

>> No.14858988

*app

>> No.14858998

>>14858977
The App. $1 for any size drink is usually a deal, especially for coffee.

>> No.14859024

>>14858663
I've never been to a seven eleven but I imagine it's a lot like a kangaroo or speedway or something. take the sauce packets. some places have sweet and sour sauce packets near the rollers. I'd load up on sweet and sour sauce and relish packets. if they have saltines for the salads you could probably get some of those too. other than that it is pretty god damn easy to beg for money at gas stations. I think I could come up with $5 within about 15 minutes and then you just buy whatever.

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I know what to do

Please someone sign up using this app then I can go get food with the points

>> No.14859107

OP sounds like a squatter

>> No.14859120 [DELETED] 

>>14859024
Ok chud

>> No.14859135 [DELETED] 

>>14859120
you dumb fucking piece of shit don't reply to me or my posts ever again

>> No.14859138 [DELETED] 

>>14859135
Then stop acting like a chud

>> No.14859168

>>14858663
Do you look acceptable or is your appearance homeless tier?
If you seem somewhat clean, you might be able to go to a restaurant, eat, then don’t pay and run away. This will obviously get you banned at the place, but who needs restaurants anyway and there are usually many available. This will work a couple of times before word spreads and no restaurant will give you food.

>> No.14859179

>>14858862
Why?

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>>14858663
CUSTARDCUSTARDCUSTARDCUSTARD CUSTARDCUSTARDCUSTARDCUSTARD CUSTARDCUSTARDCUSTARDCUSTARD CUSTARDCUSTARDCUSTARDCUSTARD

>> No.14861035
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>>14858859
This just gets funnier. I’m trying to think of an explanation for how this is even possible.

>> No.14861062

>>14858690
You sound like you are one of the homeless

>> No.14861064

>>14858663
>I just only have access to my room thru a window.
stop posting on 4chan, youre grounded remember? im turning off the wi-fi

>> No.14861685
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>>14861035
He's probably hiding from da jooz, or getting gang stalked lmao

>> No.14861700

Get something dense, like a bag of sweets.

>> No.14861731

Why do you idiots respond to these baiting manbaby faggots? REE I ONLY HAVE TWENTY CENTS TO EAT FOR A MONTH! No, it's either bullshit or some rebellious fatass that has burned bridges with mommy and tries to be "self-sufficient" while still living at home.

>> No.14861749

>>14861731
Because /ck/ is the funposting board since /b/ became another porn board.

>> No.14861763

>>14861731
It can be fun if not too obvious. Remember "underwater weight test"?

>> No.14861768

>>14858663
what would happen if you stomped on one of the ducklings.

>> No.14861791

>>14861768
It would probably make a mess

>> No.14861793

>>14861768
You would unlock a secret level.

>> No.14861796

>>14861768
Tried this once, the mom got super pissed

>> No.14862433

>>14861768
it would be extremely painful

>> No.14862484
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>>14861768
Step off!

>> No.14862872

>>14861685
That still doesn’t make sense because he said his door was locked and that’s how he can’t leave his room. How is he locked in from the inside out the room?

>> No.14863242
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14863242

Is this thread meant to summon the duckposter

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>>14858663
My sister committed suicide in a gay adult bookstore last year after she saw my erotic literature. Taboo incest. The ultimate abomination of grotesque bondage.

4 more years of TRUMP please gentlemen.

>> No.14863428

can you not buy some potatoes or rice? dont buy refined foods, they arent nutritious. If you can spare 4 dollars or so you could get some beans or something and cook them up yourself, it has a lot more calories than some other crap you can get at 7/11

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>>14862433

>> No.14863629

>>14863405
Sorry but we're all gonna dump Trump because it's Biden time. Was your sister hot though and did you keep the panties she died in?

>> No.14864242

>>14858663
just steal food, retard

>> No.14864255

>>14863428
>I only have 20c
>If you can spare 4 dollars
I don't have any money. I need to know what to get at 7-11

>> No.14864705

>>14858663
>get big gulp
>fill with chilli and cheese

>> No.14864718

>>14858862
Wait, are you renting precisely one room in the apartment or something?

>> No.14865581

>>14863405
Are you the wolf poster?

>> No.14865688

>>14863405
Huh?

>> No.14866083

Box of crackers or ramen to break up and eat dry are your options friend

>> No.14866094

>>14858663
Are you by any chance a rodent?

>> No.14866104

trips

>> No.14866121

>>14864705
Basically this if you can scrounge up a dollar.
I do it more legit by buying one taquito, eating it, and then filling the box with cheese and chili.
You probably wouldn't get the cops called on you for the cup trick, but they probably would tell you to fuck off, possibly ban, if they noticed.

>> No.14866201

what an awful thread

>> No.14866255

>>14858663
Venmo?

>> No.14866259

>>14861749
every basic bitch 4channeler says this about their home board. give it a rest already, your take isn't interesting or insightful

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>>14861768

>> No.14866353

>>14865581
its a coyote and yes he is.

>> No.14866386

>>14865581
the only person on this board whose posts are worth reading

>> No.14866410

>>14861768
I would beat the ever living fuck out of you if you did that.

>> No.14866430

>>14866410
are you a duck?

>> No.14866431

>>14866410
Ducklet cope.

>> No.14866536

>>14866259
A question was asked, the answer was provided. What do you expect? Silly little twerp.

>> No.14866583

>>14866536
i expect you to not be such a fucking boring and insipid poster but i guess that's too much to ask for. please excuse me.

>> No.14866601

>>14866583
Yeah, good one. Double down on your stupidity. Thanks for your quality responses.

>> No.14867272

>>14866601
>>14866583
>>14866536
i'm gay

>> No.14867345

>>14866410
lmao fuck you faggot. im gonna beat the ever loving shit out of your moms shithole, bud.