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14844140 No.14844140[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

>that person who pays for their food with an EBT card and you see them drive a BMW...

>> No.14844148

There's a block of section 8 apartments (meaning subsidized for "poor" people) near my house and you would not believe the cars parked there. It's fucking absurd.

>> No.14844149
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>>14844140
>he doesent scam the government
>he works for a system that hates him

I steal about 300$ worth of groceries at the automatic checkout when I pretend to scan them and pay 20 for some chicken thighs and a thing of spices

>> No.14844165

>>14844149
>the government

A piece of shit like you wouldn't know but "the government" doesn't have any money of it's own. Those are taxpayer dollars you're stealing. My dollars. OP's dollars. Your mom's dollars since she probably pays taxes, unlike you.

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>>14844165
thanks for paying for my food and new iphone and clothing fren!

>> No.14844188

>>14844171
You're welcome, little buddy. Always remember how you're beholden to me and my generosity.

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>>14844188
huh?

>> No.14844194 [DELETED] 

How do i do this? I want free shit too

>> No.14844198

>>14844149
How? The potato method?

>> No.14844206

>>14844198
go to the furthest checkout at night or morning away from people, dress normal, scan expensive items with your hand over it put them in, and scan spices or cheap bread and pay with cash or cover up the good stuff at the bottom of the bags

>> No.14844212

>>14844188
Ok chud

>> No.14844217

>>14844206
Why don't you just walk out with it, pussy

>> No.14844221

>>14844140
>be on food stamps
>bought used BMW at good deal years ago
>worry people think I'm some rich asshole or welfare king
It was just within my budget at the time.

>> No.14844223

>>14844217
>
because I still have to play to role of customer and pretend im buying. I spend around 70-100$ on groceries a year when Im taking home a few thousand a year in the actual price

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>Ok chud

>> No.14844266

>>14844140
>>14844148
The tarp-roofs are likely driving cars that previously had a salvage title.

>> No.14844271

>>14844188
based