Anyone else having trouble pulling the plastic seal off? It feels like they used too much glue, I have to pull so hard my arms are shaking. It finally came off, but I felt like I was going to spill it everywhere.

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Anonymous Sun Oct 4 15:19:55 2020 No.14844015 [Reply] [Original]

Anyone else having trouble pulling the plastic seal off? It feels like they used too much glue, I have to pull so hard my arms are shaking. It finally came off, but I felt like I was going to spill it everywhere.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 15:26:58 2020 No.14844055 That shit looks fucking disgusting. People will sell fucking anything these days.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 15:31:53 2020 No.14844079 >>14844055 it tastes pretty good, and is convenient

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 16:17:42 2020 No.14844329 File: 24 KB, 320x402, 94b36187be9cbc5e7e54ff2b813f5a929c958b7a3f92407da9be79833ac33a95_1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Sun Oct 4 16:22:43 2020 No.14844357 [DELETED]

>oh my, look at me, I'm effeminate AND I buy overpriced trendy foods with self-deprecating names, surely this thread is in good faith
>SOY SOY SOY AAARGHGHG SOY SOY
>CHUD CHUD CHUD AAJSDSDOPSDFKJ CHUD
>SOY SOY
>CHUD CHUD

there OP, saved you a bunch of time

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 16:23:47 2020 No.14844362 >paying $2-3 bucks for a handful of oats They take like 10-20 minutes to cook and all you do is throw them in water and stir how fucking lazy can you be

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 16:26:41 2020 No.14844388 you know you can make this yourself for cents on the dollar and just put it in containers in your fridge retard liberal cuck master piece of shit

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 16:29:45 2020 No.14844401 >>14844388 Ok chud

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 16:35:20 2020 No.14844434 >>14844055 The problem is people will buy literally anything these days

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 16:39:06 2020 No.14844458 Kek, nice spin on the soylent drinks, OP. 10/10 would REEEEE at these normie newfags again.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 16:40:22 2020 No.14844465 >>14844055 >>14844079 >>14844357 >>14844362 >>14844388 >>14844401 >>14844434 Newfags gonna newfag. >>14844329 Glad there's at least 3 of us who get it

Anonymous Sun Oct 4 16:45:03 2020 No.14844480

>buying overnight oats
Incredible. It takes 3min to prepare the night before, and you know exactly what's going in there. Imagine paying $5 for something filled with crap and that you could make for like $0.10 yourself easily. Good on Mush for making easy money off idiots.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 16:47:21 2020 No.14844494 >>14844480 fucking this. Even stovetop oatmeal is low-effort if you have 20 mins in the morning. But paying for overnight oats is like paying for a pb+j.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 16:48:02 2020 No.14844496 >>14844055 its fucking oats and milk you got damn mongoloid

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 16:48:31 2020 No.14844497 >>14844015 your brain has to be made of MUSH to even buy this plastic soaked shit

Anonymous Sun Oct 4 17:17:28 2020 No.14844670

i ate oats 3 days ago and it still feels like they're stuck in my upper gut and pooping has become hard and the constant abdominal pain and chills are making me aroused when i don't want to be because the stomach nerves link to my balls and the sphincters are spasming or possibly competing and i've cum an average of 7 times a day since
literally fuck oats and fuck /fit/ i can't squat when my cock is throbbing

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 17:21:39 2020 No.14844696 oh boy the soylent meme all over again

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 17:21:52 2020 No.14844698 >>14844015 >he actually bought this garbage to troll /ck/ I commend you, fren :)

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 17:23:01 2020 No.14844706 i'm upset

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 17:24:05 2020 No.14844713 >>14844480 It's called added value kiddo. They went to the trouble of doing it, so you dont have to.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 17:47:29 2020 No.14844814 File: 305 KB, 1080x1080, benis.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14844713 If you are willing to spend 5 dollars (a half an hour of work at your soul crushing job) for something that takes 2 seconds to do, you need to reassess your life.

Anonymous Sun Oct 4 17:48:50 2020 No.14844827

>>14844015
Du de, i'm gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fcking pathetic and digusting compared to my meal. and I'm being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont cook sht that was perviously in cans. you're a fuking joke dude, and im dead fuking serious. gert areal family that cooks good food, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good fuking time, and has a milliondollar house on the beach, im seriously.. dont eever potst your poverty dinner on these forums ever again bro.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 17:48:52 2020 No.14844828 >>14844814 What's wrong with wheat?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 17:50:34 2020 No.14844837 >>14844814 nice facebook meme grandpa heckin based

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 17:51:17 2020 No.14844843 >>14844329 came here to post this

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 18:36:13 2020 No.14845083 >>14844362 >10-20minutes to cook oats

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 18:43:53 2020 No.14845137 >>14844480 >>14844494 He bought it for the meme, you absol7te double niggers. Jfc this board is dead.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 18:44:55 2020 No.14845144 >>14844696 >>14844698 I love you both. Partial hope restored.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 18:50:42 2020 No.14845184 >>14844827 In 3....2...1....

Anonymous Sun Oct 4 18:52:42 2020 No.14845195

>>14844827
Yeah, well my wife is and always has been a lazy person and a shit cook. I wouldn't even mind eating shit food if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did.
We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an asshole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great.
But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me ramen for dinner, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fucking bitchy. So I told my parents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go out and have dinner together. I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to go back to her parents in Thailand. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to go home. So I took her home and dared her to start trouble.
Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But I had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you."
All my meals have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a meatloaf. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried.
Do with this information what you will.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 18:54:14 2020 No.14845202 >>14844015 Just pierce it with a knife and cut it out next time. I buy the Dole oatmeal-fruit cups and it has similar seal, but there's a tab. Just cut a circle around the inside lip til it's all gone.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 19:00:32 2020 No.14845236 >>14845195 Nice famalan

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 19:12:55 2020 No.14845313 >>14845195 Did we change timelines? I don’t recall anything about her being Thai

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 19:14:16 2020 No.14845321 File: 675 KB, 1000x793, samus lol.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14844015 >cold soaked +1 upboats to the cunt in marketing that coined that gem.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 19:15:22 2020 No.14845327 >>14844015 the matrix is here.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 19:18:43 2020 No.14845347 >>14844388 >you can make this yourself I can make money more easily than I can make time.

Anonymous Sun Oct 4 19:23:39 2020 No.14845379

>>14845347
You literally dump oats and milk and whatever you want in a jar and stick it in the fridge. There's no actual skill needed and any time investment is negligible. You need to be extremely out of touch with your humanity if you can't be assed to make the most simple of meals for yourself.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 19:32:01 2020 No.14845424 >>14844015 why the fuck would you buy premade oatmeal

Anonymous Sun Oct 4 19:40:11 2020 No.14845470

>>14845379
>>14845424
I'm willing to trade money for time, to spare me the trouble, and to know that it was made right, and with the right flavor. It tastes good, it's easy (when I get opened), it fills me up. What's the issue? If you want to show up to work with some homemade slop in a jar, be my guest.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 19:41:35 2020 No.14845480 >>14845470 >If you want to show up to work Overworked wagie who values mr shekelburg's time more than his own. Gotcha.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 19:42:43 2020 No.14845485 >>14845480 Ok chud

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 19:43:30 2020 No.14845490 >>14845480 Get a job

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 19:44:55 2020 No.14845500 >>14845470 instant oats take like 3 minutes

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 19:47:05 2020 No.14845514 >>14845490 Got a job. Whole life doesn't revolve around it to the point where making my own food is considered a waste of time.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 19:47:58 2020 No.14845521 >>14845470 >if you want to show up to work with Maybe wake up at a decent hour so you have time to eat breakfast? It's oatmeal not a fucking roast chicken, it doesn't take long to make and eat it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 19:49:38 2020 No.14845536 >>14844388 Falls for obvious bullshit online. Typical republican.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 19:51:11 2020 No.14845547 File: 296 KB, 1600x900, Blade Runner.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14844497 Thanks dad.

Anonymous Sun Oct 4 19:51:19 2020 No.14845548

>>14845500
>>14845514
>>14845521
Not the same. Mush has really good flavors and mixtures like blueberry that I couldn't replicate in a reasonable time, and I just don't feel like doing it. I'm happy to pay an inconvenience away, no different than hiring a plumber.

Anonymous Sun Oct 4 19:55:46 2020 No.14845585
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>>14845548
Lol acting like throwing some blueberries in oatmeal is the equivalent of doing a fucking chemistry experiment. How about you just throw away the last tiny shred of dignity you have left and eat a cold Pop Tart every morning, that will maximize your time and money even more.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 19:57:07 2020 No.14845595 >>14845083 they aren't rolled oats dipshit

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 19:57:10 2020 No.14845597 >>14845585 Except this is significantly more nutritious than a pop-tart, and gives longer lasting energy. People who eat like shit, like you, are always angry when they see someone doing better.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 19:58:17 2020 No.14845602 >>14845470 >to know that it was made right you can't mix 3 measured ingredients because your time playing video games on twitch is so valuable

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 19:58:29 2020 No.14845604 >baby food, but for adults

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 19:59:26 2020 No.14845607 >>14845597 Cope. I actually make oats on the stovetop myself with fresh milk, fruit, and cinnamon. Enjoy your overpriced premade sloppa.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 19:59:40 2020 No.14845609 >>14845597 I'm full of pity that you can't make your own breakfast like a big boy Are your sneakers velcroed like senior citizens'?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 20:01:29 2020 No.14845620 >>14845607 If I get into the habit of doing things poors do, then I can't remind myself I'm better than you first thing every morning. Simple as.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 20:02:42 2020 No.14845629 >>14845620 >thinks he isn't poor >doesn't even have the time to make a bowl of oatmeal People on benefits in trailer parks live better than you

Anonymous Sun Oct 4 20:03:53 2020 No.14845632

>>14845602
I don't use twitch. I could also sew my own clothing, but I don't, and for the same reason. When you grow up a little, you might understand, or you'll end up like: >>14845607, who eats cinnamon for breakfast, and gets irrationally upset at people who are eating right.

Anonymous Sun Oct 4 20:18:29 2020 No.14845697

>>14845632

>i could also sew my own clothing

no you fucking couldnt. i mean, people CAN, but not you. however, putting oats in a bowl with some milk and whatever else before you go to bed?

it might sound a little tricky, but im sure with a little practice youd nail it

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 20:20:27 2020 No.14845706 >>14845548 they have blueberry instant oats

Anonymous Sun Oct 4 20:20:35 2020 No.14845707

>>14845697
You aren't understanding that I don't want to bother. Yes, I could. I won't, because I don't need to, because I can trade money for time. That's the difference between us. Go beg your Mother for an allowance increase, so you can blow it fattening yourself up on sugar fried chicken nuggies or whatever it is that you eat.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 20:21:36 2020 No.14845711 >>14845706 Filled with sugar, preservatives, not real blue berries, probably not real oats, etc. Not remotely the same.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 20:23:02 2020 No.14845721 >>14845711 Bruh "Mush" doesn't even have real milk in it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 20:24:25 2020 No.14845730 >>14845632 What's wrong with cinnamon in oats?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 20:27:54 2020 No.14845747 >>14845313 Just a tweak ;)

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 20:28:36 2020 No.14845749 >>14845721 it's not supposed to

Anonymous Sun Oct 4 20:29:53 2020 No.14845757
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>>14845707

what, do you pay somebody to come over and fuck your wife as well? i mean, it would save you the time. might as well just pay somebody to do everything for you, then you'd have SO MUCH TIME to work to pay people to do every minute detail of your life for you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 20:30:10 2020 No.14845760 >>14844015 Just make your own. It's easy as hell and I'm sure it's cheaper.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 20:34:40 2020 No.14845785 >>14845730 It's unhealthy

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 20:40:42 2020 No.14845810 >>14844015 >paying anywhere from 3.30-5.71 for fucking oatmeal made with (((mylk))) >mmmm i love my mush smug soigrin Fucking lmao at the fags who buy this shit

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 20:42:09 2020 No.14845822 >>14845785 How?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 20:42:53 2020 No.14845827 >>14845470 Quaker costs a fraction and takes literally a minute to make. Kill yourself

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 20:44:23 2020 No.14845832 >>14845822 I'm not your nutritionist, look it up. Is this the caliber of person that has been arguing with me this whole time, someone who thinks cinnamon is healthy? Wow.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 20:44:36 2020 No.14845837 >>14845785 Fat retard detected

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 20:46:54 2020 No.14845849 >>14845747 Your version is worse.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 20:48:27 2020 No.14845856 >>14845827 Quacker also isn't as healthy, as filling, and doesn't taste as good. If you have to settle, I'm sorry, but I don't, and I won't.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 20:51:50 2020 No.14845871 >>14845837 eat another bowl of sugar for breakfast, whale

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 20:51:56 2020 No.14845872 this shit does not taste good it's like play-doh

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 20:54:19 2020 No.14845880 >>14845872 What flavor did you get? I've enjoyed the blueberry and vanilla bean so far.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 20:57:31 2020 No.14845894 >>14845832 >thinks cinnamon is bad for you >but not eating prepackaged oats made with fake milk or working yourself to death

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 20:57:42 2020 No.14845895 >>14845711 what the fuck are fake oats how do you fake an oat you can look at them and see if they're oats

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 21:00:07 2020 No.14845902 >>14845880 those ones, and they weren't good and tasted like playdoh

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 21:02:06 2020 No.14845908 >>14845902 You've probably ruined your palette eating bowls of cinnamon for breakfast like that other idiot. Or you're lying.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 21:02:36 2020 No.14845911 >>14845895 Choba creates tons of fake foods, mr underage.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 21:07:39 2020 No.14845937 File: 88 KB, 1200x600, play-doh-original-use-1524756156[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14845908 if we're out here making baseless accusations then you're probably a shill for these terrible and overpriced play-doh oats

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 21:12:35 2020 No.14845964 >>14845832 You would have to do the cinnamon challenge everyday for it to be bad for you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 21:16:14 2020 No.14845983 >>14845964 sure thing, double chins

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 21:17:56 2020 No.14845992 File: 11 KB, 470x454, ௵.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14845983 So cinnamon makes you fat now?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 21:30:05 2020 No.14846059 >>14845992 enjoy diabetes, no point trying to talk to people like you

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 21:56:09 2020 No.14846156 >>14844827 80% of why I come to /ck/ is for the drunkposting

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 22:02:08 2020 No.14846175 >>14846156 I come for the stale pasta.

Anonymous Sun Oct 4 22:03:26 2020 No.14846181

>>14844329
A coworker had these for a month or so when they were a fad, let me try one. It was disgusting, but the lid really was a bitch to open. I don't know if it's a cheap manufacturing thing or for preserving thr stuff or what, but it was like breaking the seal on a chlorine bucket but hand-sized. I can understand why the kind of people that drink it would need assistance opening them.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 4 22:25:56 2020 No.14846271 >>14845992 If you didn't pick up on the trolling before this I don't know what to think

Anonymous Sun Oct 4 22:54:24 2020 No.14846401
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>>14844015
OP is trolling for replies on some cringe convenience food.
This is /ck/ , most folks here either insincere Zio-Fags shilling soy-deluxe or basic plebs that wanna come by to talk about foods they know about or merely the minority that want to exchange knowledge or be entertained by the chaos.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 00:57:03 2020 No.14847048 >>14846401 What would prove to you that I really bought mush, and really like it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 00:58:21 2020 No.14847053 File: 233 KB, 961x1200, 1601870763944.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Hey buddy, glad to see you've joined the MUSH craze as well...

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 01:00:11 2020 No.14847062 >>14844015 >prepackaged oats you know this shit takes like 30 seconds to make

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 01:01:08 2020 No.14847068 >>14847062 Ok chud

Anonymous Mon Oct 5 01:05:21 2020 No.14847093

I LOVE THEM
Overnight Oats For People Who Are Lazy (Like Me!)
I am the laziest person you will ever meet, Convenience is everything. I love the ease of opening a a tasty container of healthy MUSH. I am also impressed with MUSH customer service as I had an issue with my order, and they made it right immediately. I hope they continue to create lots of new flavors as that is what keeps me coming back for more. HOT TIP: Float some sugar-free maple syrup over the top of your MUSH for a real treat!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 01:08:13 2020 No.14847113 >>14845424 because im lazy and its easy

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 01:22:26 2020 No.14847169 >>14844015 I eat oats raw for like a dollar or 2 for a lb of them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 01:23:15 2020 No.14847173 >>14844079 its overnight oats you retard all you have to do is soak them overnight stop giving these retarded yuppie companies your money

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 01:30:26 2020 No.14847207 >>14847068 Whatever Commie

>>	OP Mon Oct 5 02:00:18 2020 No.14847333 File: 160 KB, 648x649, shitposting pearl.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14847093 >sugar-free maple syrup

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 02:04:32 2020 No.14847362 >>14847093 i can feel the obesity in this post

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 02:06:02 2020 No.14847368 >>14847333 the kind that comes from a tree

>>	OP Mon Oct 5 02:09:53 2020 No.14847388 File: 21 KB, 350x350, goob.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14847368 EPIC TROLL MY LAD CAN'T WAIT TO SEE IT ON r/4chan SIMPLY EPIC

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 02:15:01 2020 No.14847423 >>14844814 >@carnivoreaurelius lmao is this dude for real

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 02:18:23 2020 No.14847440 File: 267 KB, 802x625, 1599879639782.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14847048 Receipts and do the soy face next to an empty container.

Anonymous Mon Oct 5 02:34:01 2020 No.14847503

>>14844015
Real question, because I'm trying to understand this; why not just make yourself some oats and a protein shake? Why do people by Soilent and Mush and other tech-bro food trends?

I'm honestly asking. If you have bought this I'm not trying to be a dick. I just want to understand why you have no fucking respect for yourself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 02:40:25 2020 No.14847525 >>14847503 I'm lazy and it's easy

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 02:43:56 2020 No.14847540 >>14847525 YOU MIX HOT WATER AND OATS THAT'S IT LITERAL CHILDREN CAN AND DO MAKE IT

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 02:49:06 2020 No.14847560 >>14847525 Couldn't you save a lot of money making your own though? 3.99 for a little boxlet of mush, or like.... 2.99 for a couple pounds of oats. Water is basically free.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 02:49:44 2020 No.14847563 >>14847540 Vanilla flavor pumpkins other stuff

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 02:51:38 2020 No.14847572 >>14844015 wow what a faggot what looks to be 2 cups of cooked oats. best price $3.30 subscription model oats. what a time to be alive.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 02:52:56 2020 No.14847578 >>14847440 I'm not posting identifiable information on 4channel for the sake of placating the kind of people who eat bowls of cinnamon for breakfast.

Anonymous Mon Oct 5 02:55:43 2020 No.14847588

>>14847540
I don't know what you idiots don't understand. Yes, I can do it for myself, I know. I don't want to, and I can afford not to, so why would I? I don't sew my own clothing or build my own house or run out into the forest with a knife to hunt my own meat, either. It isn't hard to understand.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 02:59:07 2020 No.14847604 >>14847588 A man should be self reliant. You are a bug person manchild.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 02:59:57 2020 No.14847607 from their website. >no heat pasteurization >MUSH has a shelf life of 75 days upon manufacturing really makes you think.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 03:02:28 2020 No.14847614 >>14847604 Yeah, I'm sure you're a regular grizzly adams posting here on the cooking 4chan, shut the fuck up dumbass.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 03:03:48 2020 No.14847616 >>14847614 I can make myself oatmeal like a big boy. You probably cant even change a tire lmao

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 03:05:36 2020 No.14847620 >>14847616 >if you pay for something to be done, it means you can't do it yourself! so I guess that hooker you paid to lose your virginity to means you're too stupid to masturbate, right? you're a really stupid faggot, even for 4chan

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 03:19:40 2020 No.14847650 >>14847620 >’”man” who pays $3/serving for oatmeal calling anybody else stupid >”man” who cant even into basic analogies calling anybody else stupid keep it coming, bro. this is good stuff.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 03:21:09 2020 No.14847654 >>14847650 >"man" who needs his mother's allowance to buy chicken mcnuggets and other garbage once a month >"man" gets upset that others can afford to purchase convenience keep seething faggot

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 03:26:06 2020 No.14847666 >>14847588 But there are even flavored oatmeal packs that are still much cheaper than mush.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 03:28:05 2020 No.14847670 >>14847666 It isn't a matter of cost. And even the flavored packs taste like shit, and are shit. GO eat a chicken tender.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 03:36:46 2020 No.14847683 >>14847503 it's laziness for a lot of people convenience foods are nice for the disabled though, so i guess it's good for them that there are enough lazy people that prepared foods are marketable.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 03:36:53 2020 No.14847684 File: 64 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14847670 It's not time for breakfast so I won't be eating at all right now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 04:25:20 2020 No.14847792 >>14844015 Nice thread OP

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 05:47:48 2020 No.14847937 >>14845470 This is pathetic. Get your shit together.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 07:04:10 2020 No.14848040 >>14845470 it's fucking oatmeal. jesus christ. i'm starting a new business model, subscription based boiling water, would you be interested?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 10:25:46 2020 No.14848630 >>14844079 It's fucking oatmeal. Leave it in water overnight and in a tub and you get the same thing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 10:28:17 2020 No.14848637 >>14844496 >lid says "dairy free" >oats and milk >and milk right

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 10:28:54 2020 No.14848640 >>14845856 Its the exact same product. Kill yourself.

Anonymous Mon Oct 5 10:29:44 2020 No.14848642

>>14845470
You literally can't spend less that two minutes the night before to take a bunch of oats, pour them in a container and pour water ontop with some flavourings? No one is that busy. If you're busy enough that you can't do that what the fuck are you doing on 4chan?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 10:31:02 2020 No.14848650 >>14845871 Cinnamon has zero grams of sugar and even if it didn't I'm not some obese retard incapable of self control. Hopefully you die of the korean cold, fatty

Anonymous Mon Oct 5 10:32:23 2020 No.14848656

>>14845548
>Mixtures like blueberry

Buy dried blueberries (hell order them online because apparently going shopping is too much out of your busy time), throw them in the oatmeal with the water over night and mix it together in the morning before you eat. Done and at a fraction of the cost. Unless you are so busy that less than five minutes cannot be taken out of your extreme super busy businessman schedule (what even is your job anyway?), that should be doable. Hell you could even do it at work on your lunchbreak so you don't have to do it at home and keep it in the fridge at work, unless you're so busy you don't get a lunchbreak).

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 10:33:13 2020 No.14848659 >>14846059 Cinnamon has utterly neglible calorific content. You'd have to eat a whole sack of it to get some.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 11:20:25 2020 No.14848791 >>14845908 What’s your beef with cinnamon?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 11:53:13 2020 No.14848944 >>14844015 10/10 bait thread, gj OP. I've been waiting for this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 12:19:51 2020 No.14849033 File: 22 KB, 400x400, QClVi7Ks_400x400.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14844814 Nothing wrong with beans m8

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 12:20:55 2020 No.14849037 >>14848040 Why would anyone buy boiling water, retard?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 12:21:57 2020 No.14849041 >>14848642 You're too stupid to tell the difference between "can't" or "too busy", and "don't want to, don't have to, so I won't".

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 12:28:38 2020 No.14849064 >>14848791 It's unhealthy, and you have retards in here who eat bowls of it for breakfast, and then whine and cry that somebody is making healthier choices.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 12:34:43 2020 No.14849086 >>14849033 Thinking about those

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 13:06:44 2020 No.14849217 >>14847654 im not seething, im laughing at how dumb you are. theres a huge difference.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 13:12:49 2020 No.14849253 >>14849041 >>14849064 >MOOOOMMM, ORDER MY MUSHIES!! >I C-C-CANT, IM BUSY TELLING PEOPLE THEYRE WRONG ON MY CHINESE CARTOON WEBINAR! youre a loser bro lmao. what do you do for work, anyway?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 13:13:05 2020 No.14849255 >>14845595 See >>14845083

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 13:13:39 2020 No.14849256 Why is it always white people who eat this kind of crap

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 13:30:49 2020 No.14849327 >>14844827 incredibly based drunkposting

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 13:54:35 2020 No.14849420 >>14849256 sorry we aren't eating plantains faggot

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 13:56:21 2020 No.14849428 >>14844827 Holy epic xD

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 14:11:03 2020 No.14849484 >>14845602 you don't even need to measure for overnight oats. just put oats in and then pour milk in until it has covered the oats. that's it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 14:12:12 2020 No.14849489 >>14848040 I would subscribe to that if you somehow had a method of delivering the water still boiling.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 14:12:49 2020 No.14849498 >>14844362 This guy gets us. And people like to say being poor is unavoidable. You're just a retard.

Anonymous Mon Oct 5 14:12:51 2020 No.14849499
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>>14844670
>fuck /fit/ i can't squat when my cock is throbbing
That's the point to associate squatting with a throbbing cock, it's pavlovian conditioning to get you to stick to your routine and lift more as eventually squats will get your cock throbbing, you still have a long way to go to achieve max natty

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 14:13:51 2020 No.14849502 >>14844814 Where do you get your dietary information? Joe rogan or Facebook?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 14:15:14 2020 No.14849507 >>14844814 >5 dollars (a half an hour of work at your soul crushing job) I earn more than a dollar a minute

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 14:16:29 2020 No.14849515 >>14845470 You just scoop some oatmeal in a jar with sugar. You're willing to pay 3 dollars for 30 seconds of your time? You're a retard

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 14:17:45 2020 No.14849526 >>14849484 yes but trolly mctrollface is going to tell you his time is valuable

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 14:19:53 2020 No.14849537 >>14849327 Pretty sure it's pasta.

Anonymous Mon Oct 5 14:20:09 2020 No.14849540

>>14849526
they're stupid. I don't know how much you'd have to earn in order for it to not be worth your time to pour milk and oats in a jar. there's value in being independent as well. if they can't even make overnight oats I wonder what their diet is like. other than subscription overnight oats, is it all take away boxes and stouffers?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 14:20:28 2020 No.14849542 >>14844814 >no lectins >asking for joint irritation and stomach pain by 35 people seriously don't right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 14:34:35 2020 No.14849625 >>14845832 You're the one claiming cinnamon is bad for you. The burden of proof lies with you. Go suck a cinnamon dick you idiot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 14:35:40 2020 No.14849633 >>14849217 Some people can afford luxuries that you can't, so what? Calm down.

Anonymous Mon Oct 5 14:37:05 2020 No.14849647

>>14849253
Ironic, since all the bitching is coming from poors here that think mush is some extravagance expense that justifies going to the store, purchasing ingredients, storing them, and then making and storing food each and every night instead of just living your life while someone else does it for pay. You mostly come off as children, angry that mommy won't buy you the good chicken nuggets, in the shape of a dinosaur. Go eat another bowl of cinnamon, retard.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 14:38:06 2020 No.14849657 >>14849256 They can afford it. Go drown some gutter meat in paprika.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 14:39:41 2020 No.14849662 >>14849484 Yes, pour some milk into oats, and then get a totally different product, because that isn't all it is. Pretty hard for you retards to follow along with, isn't it?

Anonymous Mon Oct 5 14:40:31 2020 No.14849665

>>14844670
What you need to do is make a batch of oatmeal in a long container (large glass or protein shake container), then wait for it to fully coagulate, then scoop out a long tubular hole and fuck it
The oats demand your seed, and will not let you rest until they have it
Oats are succubi

Anonymous Mon Oct 5 14:41:07 2020 No.14849675

>>14849540
>if they can't even make overnight oats
yes, anytime you pay for something, it's because you CAN'T do it yourself, right? Are you so poor, is your mother's allowance so low, that you literally can't even conceive of paying for convenience?

What a wasted life.

Anonymous Mon Oct 5 14:42:31 2020 No.14849682

>>14849662
what's the difference anyways? they probably use some powdered flavoring in theirs or some shit. just buy some flavored protein powder and add it

>>14849675
it's a subscription service for overnight oats. I could understand if this product was on the shelf at a sttore, but you have this shit delivered to your home and then you need to eat week old overnight oats by the end of the week

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 14:43:35 2020 No.14849691 >>14849682 >they probably use some powdered flavoring lol, nope, you're bitching and crying about something you know nothing about, because you can't afford real food

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 14:49:09 2020 No.14849731 File: 2.05 MB, 3024x3388, oats.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14849691 I don't give a shit dude. the oatmeal I eat is like $5/lb and I just add stuff like brown sugar or freeze dried fruit to it

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 15:06:14 2020 No.14849834 >>14849731 yeah, brown sugar for breakfast, I'm sure that's a great start to the day, enjoy diabetes

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 15:10:33 2020 No.14849864 File: 3.23 MB, 4032x2936, molasses.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14849834 >not drenching your entire breakfast in molasses like tom sawyer

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 15:11:15 2020 No.14849867 File: 17 KB, 480x363, 1529035223930.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14849647 you're actually pretty based, anon. holy fuck

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 15:12:54 2020 No.14849880 File: 74 KB, 927x588, Capture.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14849864

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 15:13:23 2020 No.14849883 Any faggot millennials wonder why they're broke.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 15:15:48 2020 No.14849893 >>14849883 if you can't even afford breakfast without going broke, you've got big problems

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 15:18:19 2020 No.14849903 >>14845747 Agreed, your version is shit

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 15:19:46 2020 No.14849911 >>14845832 Y-you realise cinnamon doesn't always come paired with sugar right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 15:20:42 2020 No.14849917 >>14849911 St-stutter p-posting i-is a-always a s-sure s-sign o-of a r-r-r-retarded faggot, dumbass, fuck off. "Oh, it's okay, this cinnamon is nutritious", okay lard ass.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 15:27:09 2020 No.14849958 >>14849864 what do they do with the rest of the mole?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 15:31:15 2020 No.14849982 >>14849958 they use the whole mole, they just use female ones. I dunno what they do with the males

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 15:44:51 2020 No.14850065 Imagine paying 100x markup for oatmeal.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 15:47:27 2020 No.14850081 Imagine not knowing what oatmeal is, but still getting ass blasted that people can afford to eat better and healthier than you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 15:49:38 2020 No.14850096 >>14849917 cinnamon is good for you you dumbfuck

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 15:51:00 2020 No.14850106 >>14844015 Yeah had some problems the last few months, packages ripped to shreds when trying to open it but suddenly since a few weeks back they started working again. I guess the regular crew is back on after the summer holidays?

Anonymous Mon Oct 5 15:51:34 2020 No.14850112

>>14850096
how many toes have you got left, fatty? keep eating cinnamon, waddling back and forth, I'm sure things will improve for you. probably why you can't get a job and afford to eat real food, you're such a land whale you can't even make it into the office, you're out of breath just trying to put your shoes on

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 15:55:51 2020 No.14850140 >>14844814 >can only eat meat and vegetables nigga id go broke in a week

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 15:58:06 2020 No.14850154 >>14845470 >spare me the trouble NIGGA POUR A FUCKING LIQUID ON SOME OATS FUCKING HELL 10/10 BAIT

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 16:12:52 2020 No.14850234 >>14850154 And then I would have "a fucking liquid" on some oats, which isn't the same thing. For the 100th time. You idiot poors are crying about something you don't even understand.

Anonymous Mon Oct 5 17:16:33 2020 No.14850546

if your thumbnail is ridged like that and you struggle to open a plastic seal then maybe you need to rethink your diet starting with your vanilla pudding breakfast

or at least pay another man who makes less than a dollar a minute to lift your weights for you

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 17:27:33 2020 No.14850581 >>14850546 vanilla pudding is what the cinnamon fag probably eats for breakfast, not me, nice try though

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 17:28:44 2020 No.14850585 Jews run the West

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 17:45:00 2020 No.14850655 File: 922 KB, 400x225, 1445572192374.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14844015 You seem like a smart guy, my friend. Can I interest you in some Organic™ Dairy-Free™ nickels? If you order now you get 10 for only one (1) Dollar.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 17:49:50 2020 No.14850683 >>14850112 cinnamon is literally just ground tree bark. how the fuck can it be bad for you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 17:57:03 2020 No.14850716 >>14850683 Every ingredient is "literally just" something, your argument makes no sense. Fat logic, trying to justify why its okay to eat cinnamon for breakfast, is incredible.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 17:59:03 2020 No.14850725 >>14850683 cheap cinnamon (Cinnamomum cassia) contains more coumarin, which in high quantities is hepatotoxic, than true cinnamon (C. verum)

Anonymous Mon Oct 5 18:00:17 2020 No.14850734

>>14850725
>cheap cinnamon
also known as the kind you know these idiots are buying, because they're so obsessed with living like a frontiersman and sewing their own clothes and shit, pinching pennies like a jew and screeching at anyone for paying for any mild convenience

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 18:03:19 2020 No.14850752 File: 2.05 MB, 4032x2932, cty.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14850734 I can't imagine getting so triggered by cinnamon toast

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 18:05:49 2020 No.14850764 >>14850752 Diabetes fucks with your brain chemistry, so I'm sure you find all sorts of mental tasks outside your reach, imagination just being one of them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 18:09:53 2020 No.14850782 >>14850734 It's even funnier when they get jewed into buying Super-Fair-Trade™ Maximum Organic™ Cinnamon and it's still the inferior fucking plant that got turned into the spice

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 18:12:40 2020 No.14850798 >>14850725 >in high quantities is hepatotoxic How high?

Anonymous Mon Oct 5 18:19:15 2020 No.14850830

>>14850798
Quite a lot, actually.
During an exam I once had to calculate how many cinnamon cookies I had to feed my hypothetical niece to nuke her liver.
It was 20lbs or something, don't remember the LD50 of coumarin.

But I guess it's good to remember.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 18:23:45 2020 No.14850854 lean protein of your choice, veggies side(steamed or lightly sauteed), water. simple as

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 18:24:58 2020 No.14850857 I saw it on Shark Tank. Is it worth getting?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 18:26:50 2020 No.14850869 >>14850857 It's pretty good. Healthy, decently filling. I like it. I only have a sampler pack, I haven't decided if I'll buy more or not, I don't want to eat it every day or anything. But I could see myself buying some here and there.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 19:08:04 2020 No.14851046 File: 143 KB, 720x960, 123.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14850764 i bet i mog you in every way, even cock size. post body.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 19:21:08 2020 No.14851103 >>14851046 jerk off somewhere else, assuming the diabetes hasn't given your dick nerve damage by now

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 19:25:59 2020 No.14851125 File: 2 KB, 113x124, 1540242775816s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14851103 post it, faggot. i wanna see the awe-inspiring visage and physique of a body built on MUSH™

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 19:30:09 2020 No.14851150 >>14851125 >i wanna see I bet you do, go jiggle your lard in somebody else's direction, I'm not interested.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 19:34:55 2020 No.14851175 File: 1.07 MB, 1125x1474, 84830724-601E-489F-854E-6E6D3764F762.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14851150 >lazy/dumb/fatfag cope Seethe. Dilate. Cope.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 19:36:56 2020 No.14851183 >>14851175 Sorry I won't be your wank material while you jiggle your little wee wee under your diabetic fat rolls, try not to let it ruin your day.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 19:38:26 2020 No.14851192 >>14851183 >jiggly fat rolls >is clearly not fat >clearly eats cinnamon and brown sugar OATZ 3-4x/week >clearly making it you, on the other hand.. NGMI.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 19:40:34 2020 No.14851199 File: 61 KB, 687x844, this retard.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14851192 when's the last time you looked down and saw your dick, instead of disgusting cinnamon stains all over your disgusting whale belly? never?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 19:41:00 2020 No.14851203 >>14851175 i havent lifted weights in years and i still have bigger arms, are you even eating?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 19:42:07 2020 No.14851208 >>14844494 I paid $10 for a bologna sandwich the other day

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 19:43:09 2020 No.14851211 >>14851175 Cringe

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 19:43:26 2020 No.14851213 >>14851203 the secret is to never get fat. they're like 16" but theyre getting that split in the peak and are quite aesthetic IMHO

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 19:52:10 2020 No.14851257 >>14844814 Wait, what's wrong with beans?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 19:53:25 2020 No.14851265 >>14851257 They make you fart.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 19:55:07 2020 No.14851271 >>14849037 I bought boiled water from Amazon because I needed it for a recipe I found online for tea, but by the time it got here it cooled off.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 20:16:44 2020 No.14851343 >>14851271 >not buying buckets of steam in bulk to heat water with why are you fags obsessed with not making it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 20:17:06 2020 No.14851345 >>14851257 toxic lectins

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 20:18:08 2020 No.14851352 >>14851271 Yep, that's totally the same thing isn't it? Dipshit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 20:25:07 2020 No.14851376 >>14851352 lol stupid bitch

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 20:28:35 2020 No.14851387 >>14844015 overnight oats are the most viscerally disgusting shit i've ever put in my mouth even homeless children in oliver twist got HOT gruel cold gruel is just inhumane

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 20:31:17 2020 No.14851402 >>14849489 I mean, you can get a commercial in line water heater that will get it near boiling, hot enough for tea or ramen.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 20:34:53 2020 No.14851422 >>14851387 Shut up and eat the slop and eat the bugs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 20:41:22 2020 No.14851456 File: 42 KB, 949x524, you.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14851376

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 20:57:56 2020 No.14851523 >>14844814 >just never eat sugar bro LOL

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:01:30 2020 No.14851534 >>14851456 Imagine that thing but somehow moving in a fast, agile manner

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 21:02:54 2020 No.14851540 >>14851402 yeah I just want to be wowed by the logistics of delivering boiling water. I can't imagine any parcel carrier being cool with that. I guess I hate my mail man but I still want to see how it could be done

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 22:11:54 2020 No.14851768 >>14851540 You couldn't get it from amazon, but a service like uber eats could work with the appropriate equipment.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 22:43:42 2020 No.14851861 >>14851768 it would have to be boiling when it arrives at my door. I don't understand how one might do that without either a camp stove built into the box or some kind of pressure chamber

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 22:48:04 2020 No.14851871 >>14851861 batteries

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 5 22:49:10 2020 No.14851875 >>14851871 if you can make it work I fully support it. all I want is boiling water delivered to my front door ready to use on anything I might immediately need boiling water for

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 00:08:56 2020 No.14852175 File: 392 KB, 652x562, zoomer_breakfast.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14851875 >all I want is boiling water delivered to my front door

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 01:01:53 2020 No.14852390 >>14851875 >>14852175 Could you guys just imagine for ONE SECOND that whoever invented the internet would see your exchange? I bet he wouldve just cancelled the entire thing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 01:04:09 2020 No.14852398 >>14844015 bahaha you stupid assholes never fail to amaze me but that's why we love you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 01:21:35 2020 No.14852454 >>14852175 desu if you delivered boiling water to me I'd just splash if on you

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 01:29:20 2020 No.14852484 >>14852454 you wouldn't do shit noodle arms

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 01:30:04 2020 No.14852486 >>14852484 like you could even deliver boiling water to me you useless pos

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 08:53:04 2020 No.14853599 >>14852484 id fuck you up you fat faggot

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 09:23:25 2020 No.14853698 >>14844015 OP for the love of all thats holy don't buy overnight oats. Making them is like 3 minutes before you go to bed and another minute to clean the container afterwards.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 10:04:07 2020 No.14853811 >>14849657 >I buy expensive swill that's easy as fuck to make yourself because I'm RICH and you're POOR Lol, just lol

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 10:05:37 2020 No.14853821 >>14849834 I genuinely hope this spirited defense of literal mush is a troll. No man should be this invested in coping over a bad decision. Anyone sane would've ducked out like five or ten posts in.

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 10:11:24 2020 No.14853847

>soy
I dunno if phytoestrogens are worth worrying about. Your body will make more testosterone to compete, and if you're not overweight (your androgens are already out of wack in this case) this adjustment won't be too noticeable mentally/neurologically. Partially hydrogenized soybean oil is apparently toxic though, like any of the fucked up processed vegetable oils we use
>lectins
Cook your beans

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 10:17:35 2020 No.14853875 >>14847588 You can't build your own house or make your own clothing. Someone can, but its probably not you. Its not most of us.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 10:37:26 2020 No.14853976 This has been a very entertaining thread. Thank you to the autistic OP

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 11:19:22 2020 No.14854140 >>14845785 Its a spice you nogger

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 11:26:51 2020 No.14854167 >>14853698 I don't want to deal with the hassle, I have the money to avoid it, and so I do. I don't know what's so hard to get about this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 11:28:33 2020 No.14854171 >>14853875 Way to miss the point dipshit

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 11:29:41 2020 No.14854179 >>14853976 I don't have autism.

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 11:33:28 2020 No.14854193

>>14854140
That doesn't make it healthy, retard. When your primary care physician comes to tell you that you're diabetic now, you can squeal "but it's a spice!", and see what difference it makes.

But yeah, keep eating "just a spice" for breakfast, keep adding to that blubber layer.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 11:37:41 2020 No.14854219 >>14846181 >like breaking the seal on a chlorine bucket I know exactly what this is like. t. family had a pool when I was a kid

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 11:39:43 2020 No.14854235 File: 221 KB, 1200x1200, Soy_4d5b1e_6534246.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] are just you larping as those soylent cunt who cannot open the bottle cap, or are you genuinely retarded ?

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 11:44:29 2020 No.14854257

>>14845470
I make overnight oats anon. It takes like 45 seconds to fill a small mason jar with oats, milk, and other toppings.
>trade money for time
You have to be baiting. If you're on 4chan posting about overnight oats, you obviously can make time to make overnight oats yourself. You have time, you're just a lazy retard.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 11:51:26 2020 No.14854284 >>14845832 >Make claim >prove it >no lol

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 11:52:59 2020 No.14854292 >>14847053 >yeah I drink soylent, how could you tell?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 11:56:42 2020 No.14854318 >>14851175 poor naïve anon. You know the moment you post a photo of yourself, it's just opening the gates for people to start ragging you even more? It just shows you got upset enough to prove these internet bullies wrong. Pathetic.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 12:07:49 2020 No.14854371 >>14854235 Neither

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 12:09:02 2020 No.14854377 >>14854257 It's not the same thing. And again, it isn't an issue of whether I can, but whether I want to, and have to. I don't want to, and I don't have to, so I don't. Pretty simple.

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 12:10:25 2020 No.14854382

>>14854284
I'm not your research assistant, it isn't my obligation to go around proving things that are obviously true to the kinds of retards that go around eating dessert for breakfast, and then get ass blasted about anyone making a healthier choice for themselves.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 12:12:45 2020 No.14854390 >>14854382 You are my research assistant, now get back to work.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 12:15:53 2020 No.14854397 >>14854235 >TWF want to taunt the soylent fags, but literally tore a large chunk of skin off my thumb on a twist top glued in place with spilled soda.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 12:26:29 2020 No.14854440 Imagine being such a brainlet you think cinnamon is bad for you

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 12:30:21 2020 No.14854453 >>14854382 The only thing I could find was that excessive cinnamon is liked to negative side effects. A pinch of cinnamon into a bowl of oatmeal isn't going to give you liver damage.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 12:38:11 2020 No.14854494 File: 129 KB, 1300x990, brainjack_compress32.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14854440

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 12:40:02 2020 No.14854503 I put cinnamon on my scrambled eggs in the morning.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 12:54:19 2020 No.14854550 >>14854440 Imagine being such a brainlet you think cinnamon isn't bad for you. Maybe when you start losing extremities to diabetes, you'll wake the fuck up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 12:55:36 2020 No.14854554 File: 1.09 MB, 1799x1732, cinnamon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14854503

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 12:56:43 2020 No.14854557 >>14854554 So what? Cinnamon is great and I'll defend it. Enjoy your water and nothing, skeleton.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 12:57:21 2020 No.14854560 >>14854557 keep eating yourself to death and then tell me who the skeleton is, retard

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 12:59:16 2020 No.14854568 >>14854440 >>14854554 >>14854550 >>14854560 Cinnamon is mostly fiber and is essentially sugar free...

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:00:36 2020 No.14854579 >ITT: poorfags that can't comprehend how someone making $50+ an hour would rather buy something for $2 than make it himself Get a job, unironically.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:03:40 2020 No.14854590 >>14854568 liver damage, cancer, mouth sores, ALL linked to cinnamon

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:14:47 2020 No.14854635

>>14854590
There you go. You dropped the sugar argument. Your reward is another reason cinnamon is bad that I just found: https://ashpublications.org/blood/article/115/24/5121/27212/Chronic-coumarin-treatment-is-associated-with

I wouldn't have thought to google this if I didn't find out one of the biggest components in cinnamon is basically big pharma poison (Warfarin)

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:15:32 2020 No.14854639 >>14844079 fucking soyboy faggot kys

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:16:20 2020 No.14854640 >>14854635 >Warfarin isn't it just a blood thinners ?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:18:54 2020 No.14854652 >>14854640 Yes? Doesn't mean it isn't bad for you. You don't want to be on it long term.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:18:57 2020 No.14854653 File: 50 KB, 500x856, 66666666664.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14847053 Hell yea bro, I eat at least four MUSH™ packs a day!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:19:15 2020 No.14854656 >>14854635 I didn't drop anything dumbass, if you're eating cinnamon for breakfast, I guarantee you are a diabetic lard ass.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:23:19 2020 No.14854682 >>14854579 >hurrrr, I can't spend 2 minutes for tossing a jar of oats with a liquid while shitposting on finno-ugric basket weaving forum neck yourself, consoomer faggot

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:25:15 2020 No.14854693 >>14854656 I'm none of those things and I agree that cinnamon is bad for you. If I ate breakfast I'd sprinkle some cinnamon on top to spite you

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:26:07 2020 No.14854695 >>14854653 man, fuck organized faggot watching her mom is just sad...

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:26:45 2020 No.14854698 >>14854695 who and what?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:28:39 2020 No.14854708 >>14854695 >when the cinnamon hits

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:34:06 2020 No.14854733 Omg why would you buy this it's so small. Do you just want to get a rise out of ppl?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:35:19 2020 No.14854741 >>14854698 the dead faggot is a meme awhile ago, forget the name tho her mom confronted his "boyfriend" who forced him to inject silicon into his balls

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:43:19 2020 No.14854780 >>14851175 I love you Mush Chad!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 13:52:19 2020 No.14854820 >>14854693 Why would I care? Go ahead and fatten up, hog.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 14:46:27 2020 No.14855118 File: 198 KB, 1344x1366, Screen Shot 2020-10-06 at 2.46.02 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14854193 i'm taking the bait and i don't care

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 14:48:56 2020 No.14855137 >>14855118 means absolutely nothing

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 14:50:24 2020 No.14855145 >>14851175 juicy arm haters hate

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 14:51:25 2020 No.14855150 >>14855137 >t. diabetic

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 14:52:51 2020 No.14855154 >>14855150 t. yourself dipshit, I'm not the one who needs to sprinkle sweetener on his breakfast because he's such a land whale that everything needs to be a dessert

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 14:55:17 2020 No.14855168 >>14855154 read, nigger, i know you can if you try >14855118

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 14:57:39 2020 No.14855176 >>14852484 these noodle arms will be rock solid until i get my boiling water, wagie

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 14:59:12 2020 No.14855182 >>14855168 I already read it, it was meaningless to anything I said, try reading it yourself on your way back to Africa you illiterate monkey fucking Jamalious Quintel faggot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 15:00:15 2020 No.14855190 >>14855176 Your dick probably shrives up inside of you on the rare occasion that you stand, shut the fuck up

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 16:28:00 2020 No.14855669 >>14854318 I hate fat people SO being called fat triggers me. I cant help it. Im eating OATS with CINNAMON, PEANUTBUTTER, MAPLE SYRUP, RAISINS, ALMONDS and REGULAR BUTTER and nobody can stop me

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 16:52:13 2020 No.14855787 >>14849033 THIS NIGGA DEFENDIN BEANS!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 17:00:17 2020 No.14855820 >>14849864 >Bum Chunk

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 17:10:35 2020 No.14855861 File: 36 KB, 655x527, 02f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14855820 what did he mean by this

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 17:13:17 2020 No.14855871 >>14855861 the tuna. it's pretty hilarious actually

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 17:17:47 2020 No.14855893 >>14855871 haha POOPY!!!

>>	Judge Doom Tue Oct 6 17:38:55 2020 No.14856012 So what exactly is here more convenient than pouring water on oats? The plastic box?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 17:49:02 2020 No.14856069 >>14844079 How much more convenient do you need oats to be? Fag, jfc

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 17:59:03 2020 No.14856120 >>14844362 >>14844388 except in extremely rare cases, it will ALWAYS be cheaper to make something yourself than pay someone to make it for you. do you retards go into every single thread on this board and post the same bullshit?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 18:02:46 2020 No.14856133 File: 1.17 MB, 625x626, inferno_bait.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14844015 Anyone replying unironically is newfag.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 18:14:27 2020 No.14856182 >>14855669 >with CINNAMON, PEANUTBUTTER, MAPLE SYRUP >butter people like you are a burden on the healthcare system, and then you'll unironically get mad at anyone eating healthy and taking care of themselves

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 18:15:29 2020 No.14856191 >>14856012 The product isn't "water and oats", so right off the bat you're a retard who is complaining about something he doesn't even understand.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 18:17:05 2020 No.14856199 >>14856182 YUMMY YUMMY IN MY TUMMY! im going to the gym now, loser. enjoy your mush.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 18:52:47 2020 No.14856412 >>14844465 >thinks getting this joke makes him an oldfag lol

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 19:03:39 2020 No.14856490 >all these retards taking the bait even after people pointed out that OP is merely pretending Bravo, OP.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 20:04:45 2020 No.14856872 >>14856490 No, I'm not pretending, and fuck the people who keep saying that. Give me a bit and I'll post a picture of my mush, not found anywhere else, to prove it, then maybe you diabetic fuckwits can fuck off.

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 20:12:35 2020 No.14856904
File: 445 KB, 3002x1687, lard asses btfo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>14856490
>>14856872
Yes, I bought Mush, yes, it is good, yes, it is worth the money, yes, it is a convenience, yes, you do need to lose weight, yes, you do need to fuck off, yes, you are a faggot.

Anonymous Tue Oct 6 20:34:27 2020 No.14857002

>>14854193
What in the absolute fuck are you going on about? Cinnamon has no sugar in it. Are you mixing it up with like flavored cinnamon that pairs with sugar or something?? Cinnamon is not only fine if you have diabetes, but it helps LOWER blood sugar. It's bad for your baby if you're pregnant and have gestational or regular diabetes, though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 20:38:40 2020 No.14857036 >>14855154 Kek >1 tbsp >0.2g sugar But sprinkle a fraction of a 1/4 of a TSP and you're in diabetic shock. I love trolls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 20:40:01 2020 No.14857043 >>14856412 I am indeed an oldfag, unfortunately (or not), but even if I had only been here a handful of years I'd still be newer than you new fucks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 20:41:03 2020 No.14857053 >>14857043 Older* ffs

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 20:43:21 2020 No.14857071 >>14856904 You bought it for the purpose of shitposting. This was already established. Good dedication.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 6 21:40:17 2020 No.14857440 >>14857071 >You bought it for the purpose of shitposting diabetic fucking idiots

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