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Why do people like this fucking garbage?

>> No.14838505

>>14838430
why are retards like OP allowed to live?

>> No.14838910
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>>14838505
Also why is /ck/ flooded with a greater then usual amount contrarians?

>> No.14838916

>>14838910
Vegans, Jews and Muzzies.

>> No.14838917

>>14838430
you're literally retarded LOL

>> No.14838918

>>14838430
people have liked bacon since forever cuz it's smokey flavor

>> No.14838982

>>14838918
So why does unsmoked bacon exist?

>> No.14838999

>>14838430
Mmmm so you baked it looks great.

>> No.14839001

>>14838916
Discord trannies, reddit fags, assmad FB users.
So yea you hit the nail on the head

>> No.14839012

>>14838999
Baked bacon always comes out better for me, evenly cooked

>> No.14839022

>>14839012
Yeah, baking bacon is so much easier. No need to fuss with turning it. I put it in the oven before I make the coffee or anything else and it's usually done when I finish the eggs and all that. If it's not, I just throw it on the burner on high for a minute.

>> No.14839039

>>14838999
I always bake it. Less mess, less faffing around and drain the fat of the tray and store it for future use.

>> No.14839051

>>14839039
* off

>> No.14839056

>>14838430
If I was religious then this is what I wager eating a god would taste like also OP is obviously a massive fag

>> No.14839070

>>14839022
yep, easier to clean up also since there are no grease splatters all over the stove

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>>14838505
>>14838910
>>14838916
>>14838917
>>14838918
>>14838999
>>14839001
>>14839012
>>14839022
>>14839039
>>14839056
>>14839070
>>14839440
Fuck off, fatty.

>> No.14839822

>>14839801
5'10" 138 lbs,nice cope though

>> No.14839829

>>14839822
>5'10
You have my sympathy, little man. If only you ate your vegetables...

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>>14839822
Drink more bacon grease, you metabolic monstrosity. Don’t stop until you’re like pic related.

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>>14838430

>> No.14839860

>>14838430
Why does OP love the taste of cock so much?

>> No.14839874

>>14838999
Checked. Im 34 years old and didn't know about baking bacon up until maybe 3 years ago. I still wonder why my mother never baked it; always even, always perfect. There's no grease everywhere, no curling, no uneven fat uncooked. So great.

>> No.14839906

>>14838430
Im so drink i thought these were lizards

>> No.14839924

>>14839906
Do you like to eat lizards

>> No.14839956

>>14839924
I'll bet at this moment, he would eat a lizard whether he likes them or not. He's probably wandering about his dwelling looking for one right now.

>> No.14839958

>>14839829
>>14839834
>little man
new to /ck/?

>> No.14839962

>>14839874
I've been baking bacon for about 30 years. Why fry it? It has it's own fat and can cook perfectly in the oven. Plus it doesn't curl up. Don't forget to keep the fat.

>> No.14839974

>>14839962
>fry it
Wait, people fry it in oil or something? Exactly, fuck those curls.

>> No.14839988
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STOP EATING BACON IT’S BAD FOR YOU

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>>14839860
scientist still haven't figured out this phenomenon, we're not sure if being OP makes them want to suck cock or people that like to suck cock are drawn to becoming OP , we believe it has something to do with a combination of upbringing, autism and lack of getting laid.

>> No.14840001

>>14839988
proof?

>> No.14840013

>>14840001
It’s greasy

>> No.14840039

>>14840013
So is sun tan oil with spf factor 5,000 or whatever.

>> No.14840052
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>>14840039
LOOK, IT’S BAD FOR YOU, OKAY? STOP EATING THAT SHIT!

>> No.14840097

>>14840013
animal fats are very good for you because they are more bio-available then plant oils and some kind of fat/oil is necessary for proper body function. After all the human brain is 75% cholesterol

>> No.14840120

>>14840052
When your argument is foiled, just admit it and sit back.

>> No.14840145

>>14840052
Just saying it's bad for you doesn't make it bad. What if I said avocados give you dementia? Doesn't make it true, does it?

>> No.14840148
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>>14840120
>>14840145
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.14840156

>>14840145
>avocados give you dementia
i'd believe it because people that eat avocados keep going back and getting more to eat even though they already found out they taste like shit. Dementia seems like a reasonable explanation for that behavior.

>> No.14840190

>>14840148
What do you do in the real world world when you lost an argument? Do you pull out your phone or ipad and show the other person a meme or gif? It's like you have learning disabilities.

>> No.14840195

>>14840190
I never lose arguments lmao.

>> No.14840210

>>14840195
You lost the greasy one.

>> No.14840238

>>14840190
i have a learning disability and never acted that retarded

>> No.14840252

>>14840238
>a learning disability
What is your specific learning disability?

>> No.14840266

>>14840252
>>14840238
Why is it taking so long to reply. You apparently have it, you know what it is, say it.

>> No.14840279

>>14840238
Takes a while reading shit on Google, doesn't it?

>> No.14840285

>>14840210
No, I didn’t

>> No.14840295

>>14840285
Suntan lotion that protects you from UV rays is bad for you? Grow up.

>> No.14840297

>>14840295
> Suntan lotion that protects you from UV rays is bad for you?
Yes

>> No.14840313

>>14840297
read
>>14840145

>> No.14840327

>>14840297
Do mom and pop know you're up this late on the internet, making them look like the shittiest parents in the world?

>> No.14840368

>>14838916
tons of jews are fine with eating pork though, and the more observant ones still dont go around telling non jews that they shouldnt eat it.

>> No.14840373

>>14840238
see >>14840252
Still waiting.

>> No.14840374

>>14840313
>Doesn’t make it true, does it?
Yes, it does

>>14840327
Yes

>> No.14840384

>>14840374
Trailer park trash.

>> No.14840392

>>14840384
Eat my ass

>> No.14840396

>>14840392
OOOOOOOOOOOOH. Hit a bit close to home did I? TRIGGERED!!!!!!!!!!

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>...Anonymous
>10/03/20(Sat)23:41:21 No.14840396
>14840392 (You) #
>OOOOOOOOOOOOH. Hit a bit >close to home did I? >TRIGGERED!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.14840414

>>14840396
When I say home, I mean trailer.

>> No.14840420

>>14840409
see
>>14840190

>> No.14840425

>>14840409
Imagine not knowing how to reply to comments.
Go back tourist.

>> No.14840463

>>14840266
>>14840252
>What is your specific learning disability?
specifically learning thing in general, but im so bad at math i misspell my name sometimes

>> No.14840476

>>14840463
You said "a" learning difficulty.
You're describing being thick and dyslexia.

>> No.14840481

>>14838430
I agree,
bacon should never be over cooked like in your image.

>> No.14840491

>>14840463
On the internet, typing thing out and you can't spell your name. Okay. That has to be the weakest trolling I have ever seen. Get a fucking life kid.

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>>14840409
Is this bait? How are you too retarded to reply to a comment?

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>>14840279
when spelling every word is a challenge reply speed slows down dramatically. It's even worse when spell check has no idea what im trying to spell and gives me the wrong word so i have to google search every spell check correction to make sure i got the right word. And sometimes that doesn't even work so i wind up having to restructure my entire sentence to find a simular word that is appropriate. shit is infuriating Whats even worse is i'm not retarded i'm just really slow at articulating my point, dropped out of school with a 3.9 GPA because it was just way to much work to struggle through.

>> No.14840529

>>14840491
this is my life, commenting on CCP image boards. cope seethe and deal with it

>> No.14840533

>>14840511
You're talking to a child. Intelligence hasn't quite caught up with him. Too used to being on rebbit.

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>>14840517
2real4me. University was a struggle without a disability, I always feel bad / have respect for anyone who can survive today's world as an adult without neuronormative performance.

If this comment is true I hope life is treating you well. If it's not I hope you get niggeraids for making me feel empathy

>> No.14840543

>>14840491
It was a joke , Learning disability doesn't mean moronic, you could be a genius and still be a little slow on the uptake

>> No.14840549

>>14840517
If you can't spell your name, you shouldn't be trying to spell big words. That's just common sense.

>> No.14840566

>>14840529
>cope seethe
Really? Why not pretend to be a normal 4chan user and add dilate, tranny, faggot for good measure.
Picking up the latest buzzword on 4chan and using them doesn't make you big and clever. They are usually used by sad children whose parents can't be bothered with them.

>> No.14840567

>>14840540
i didn't even know ESL meant English as a second language until someone on here said it to me. It cut deep because i went to ESL classes all through grade school and i was born in America and i'm white as a ghost. I did always wonder why there were so many mexicans in my classes

>> No.14840578

>>14840567
>>14840540
Am I supposed to pity you because you're stupid?

Because I don't.

>> No.14840579

>>14840549
it's just my middle name and that's more of a dyslexic problem. Also bigger words are usally spelled phonetically and are easy to sound out.

>> No.14840582

>>14840543
>genius
>learning disability
Being slow on the uptake is not a learning disability. It is normally caused by lack of interaction with other human beings.

>> No.14840588

>>14840578
the worst thing you could possibly do is pitty a retard

>> No.14840591

>>14840578
Why are you replying to me, retard?

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>>14840588
*pity, dumb nigger

>> No.14840602

>>14840579
Phonetically, dyslexic is spelled dissleksik. Yet you can spell it.

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>OH.....MY......GOD.....IS......IS........THAT.....BAAACCCOOONNN!!!!!!!
Its the most reddit food of all time. It overpowers every dish so I generally avoid it, and when I do have it by itself its generally to greasy. I don't see the massive appeal it has. Ham is a much better breakfast option

>> No.14840614

>>14840582
we're having a communication break down from my poor articulation on a poorly described subject.
Taking longer to lean something has no correlation to my ability to do something complex. Like bake a halfway decent sub roll even though my sour dough is better then anything i can get at a bakery .

>> No.14840615

>>14838430
>fatty pork fried in it's own fat
>garbage
Literally nobody had a problem with bacon 20 years ago, fucking zoomer. You're just parroting an internet meme and being intentionally contrarian. Fuck off the adult boards.

>> No.14840621

>>14840591
I wanted you to know I feel nothing but disdain for retards like you.

>> No.14840626

>>14838999
>>14839012
>>14839070
ketofag here, the best way is to hang it on a rack and collect the fat, you can store big batches of it for weeks + you get some great cooking fat

>> No.14840630

>>14840602
i copied pasted from >>14840476 then used spell check to get the suffix right. phonetically i just a word i have become familiar with because my teachers would always tell me just to get something down on paper and go back and fix it later.

>> No.14840631

>>14840621
I don't concern myself with the opinion of degens, frankly

>> No.14840644

>>14840606
bake on a rack so it cooks evenly and the grease drips off, use it powerful flavor to pick up bland foods like mashed potatoes. Anything powerful tasting needs to be used appropriately and sparingly

>> No.14840724

>>14840626
what do you just put a baking sheet underneath on the other rack? Have you ever tried to make a roux with the grease and almond flour?

>> No.14840737

>>14838430
club sandwiches.

>> No.14840769

>>14840737
do you mean BLT with turkey

>> No.14840792
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14840792

i use bacon if im penny pinching
i use half a strip and mince it with some garlic
then i just add it with some rice, 1 scrambled egg and 1/4 cup of frozen mixed veg for some fried rice

you can also make some carbonara pasta with it so it has some flexibility

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>>14839801

>> No.14840925

>>14840792
i lived like for years at one point in my life, at least it has flavor and feels like you ate something.
Battling hunger is easier then battling the depression that comes from scraping by and eating shit everyday.

>> No.14841056

>>14840925
bacon has some great versatility and potential
but i still think most issues and biases that people here have against it are fair

we are living with a generation of people who turned it into a meme food and made videos of eating a disgusting amount of bacon

>> No.14841063

>>14838430
because it's incredible

>> No.14841082

>>14840792
Why even get bacon if you're penny pinching? Just get some spam or something if you really want meat.

>> No.14841099

>>14841082
a $3 pack can last you all week and add a lot of flavor the bland filler foods like potatoes or rice plus it has protein and loads of fats which are necessary when you're eating mainly rice or potatoes.

>> No.14841112

>>14841082
from my experience, canned meat is more expensive
also bacon slices are just way more convenient to handle

the cheapest alternative ive found is using hotdogs
equally as easy to handle as bacon strips
but has less versatility compared to bacon

making an omelette with hotdog slices is great tho

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>>14841056
i feel like there is a group of sadists that go around from one great food to another overdoing and over-hyping it till it becomes a meme and people no longer enjoy it, essentially ruining it for everybody.

>> No.14841140

>>14841112
yea the whole point of canned meat was it's supposed to be cheap, but now its like $4 for a can of spam ffs. I can buy real food for that price

>> No.14841224

>>14839822
Plz eat more

>> No.14841246

>>14841224
i eat like 5000 cal a day, but i work a 56 hour week doing hard labor then go home and maintain a 1 acre garden which is a lot of work weeding, watering, harvesting, and tilling

>> No.14841570

>>14838505
Fpbp

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Not all bacon == garbage.

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14843125

Posted this one to /pol/ yesterday.

>> No.14843190

>>14843125
you know pork isn't allowed on /pol/ it's against their religions

>> No.14844232

>>14838430
because it tastes good muhammed

>> No.14844462

>>14840190
My younger brother actually has started doing that. He pulls up a soijack and then repeats what anyone said.

Yes he's autistic. My dad just looks like he wants to shoot himself every time it happens. I've been helping him apply for jobs with my dad and I've had to try emphasising that he really can't do that in an interview because he'll absolutely not get the job, but then he pulls up another fucking wojak and I lose another piece of my soul

>> No.14844463

>>14839012
>>14839022
>>14839039
Because you're most likely frying your bacon on high heat. The trick is slow and low (well, medium low) because you're trying to "render out the fat" rather than generically "cook" it.

>> No.14844557

>>14838430
>I don't like thing, give me (You)s
1. Bacon is relatively unique in its combination of flavor and texture.
2. Smoked meats are common to world cuisines due to their utility as a form of preservation before refrigeration.

If you have sensory issues with something combining crispy/chewy textures or having a strong smoked flavor, congratulations you're autistic and society isn't interested in your problems. I know I'm not. Make yourself useful by coding more efficient sorting algorithms but otherwise keep your aesthetic opinions to yourself. Food will touch on plates and you'll either cope or shit your pants and be excluded from adult company. Your call.

>> No.14845742

>>14840368
Non-Jews are actually allowed to eat pork in Judaism, so it wouldn't make sense for the Jews to discourage eating pork.