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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Which one are you, /ck/?

>> No.14836466

>>14836463
i just take one slice and bin the rest

>> No.14836471

>>14836463
lawful evil

>> No.14836484

>>14836463
I keep it in the freezer, because I live alone.

>> No.14836486

I tuck, just like my dick.

>> No.14836491

>>14836463
Chaotic neutral

>> No.14836499
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14836499

>>14836466
Buh-buh-buh-BASED!

>> No.14836500

>>14836466
Playful Evil

>> No.14836503

>>14836463
Rubber bands? Really?
Are you just too fucking stupid to twist and tuck or what the fuck is wrong with you?
Not only do rubber bands pose the risk of cutting into the plastic bag but they're also at a risk of snapping every single fucking time you go get some bread. And that's not even mentioning that rubber degrades so there's a very limited amount of uses you can get out of a single rubber band.

>> No.14836508

>>14836503
Yeah rubber bands should have been one of the Evils

>> No.14836513

Lawful neutral until I can be lawful evil.

>> No.14836531

>buying bread and not baking your own

>> No.14836537

twist tie

>> No.14836540

>>14836463
I use the bag clip for about half the loaf then I just tuck it

>> No.14836542

chaotic neutral

>> No.14836551

>>14836531
Elf hands typed this post

>> No.14836556

>>14836540
>peaceful libertarian goes full authoritarian when facing a bread shortage

>> No.14836563

lawful neutral if it's my bread. lawful evil if its someone else's.

>> No.14836567

>>14836556
Here is your (you)

>> No.14836577 [DELETED] 

Can I ask a question? I'm neutral evil btw, but just a quick question.

Why are jannies on /ck/ the biggest faggots across all boards? I got banned for "trolling outisde of /b/" for calling someone retarded because they don't understand why eating out is more expensive than cooking for yourself. Is there just one incel janny who gets triggered and bans anyone for attacking his fatass lifestyle? Faggot Taco Bell anon threads get to stay up, but calling out other anons for being dumb shits is a bannable offense across all boards. What's up with the jannies, /ck/? Why are they such faggots??

>> No.14836586

>>14836484
That's the best choice. Everything else is wasteful and only leads to mold and throwing away what would have been perfectly fine bread had it been frozen. I use the chaotic evil method, the front dries out and the back is moldy.

>> No.14836594

>>14836586
>I use the chaotic evil method
you just outted yourself as a retard, the best choice it tying a knot

>> No.14836597

>>14836556
Kek

>> No.14836601

>>14836594
Knot means it gets moldy within 2 days here, if I wasn't a retard I would freeze it and enjoy freshly toasted bread every day

>> No.14836604

>>14836463
>pre-sliced niggerchow
lmao

>> No.14836624

>>14836463
Neutral evil.

>> No.14836632

>>14836463
>chaotic good
>using the "bottle hack"
?

>> No.14836641

>>14836463
I use ziplock freezer bag and freeze it.

>> No.14836714

>>14836463

Chaotic neutral

>> No.14836790

>>14836484
Same with burger buns, they last like 2 days before they go stale, defrost perfectly in the toaster.

>> No.14836794

>>14836491
Me too

>> No.14836796
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14836796

>>14836463
>>14836503
Zip ties. If you know how to open them, they are reusable forever. I use them as childproof locks on bagged food. Just slide a small flat screwdriver or pin where the tab is that catches the little grooves.

>> No.14836798

I don't eat bread

>> No.14836839
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14836839

>>14836463
Uncovered in a bread bin

>> No.14836846

>>14836463
clip, twist and tuck. lawful and chaotic neutral even though those should be 'good'

>> No.14837076

>>14836463
The I don't buy shitty bread type.

>> No.14837184

chaotic neutral to chaotic evil and I'm not self aware of this

>> No.14837194

lawful evil

>> No.14837353

>>14836537
This
Or one of those ikea clips if the tie breaks

>> No.14837501

>>14836486
Kys tranny

>> No.14837512
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>>14836463
Neutral good and lawful neutral are the only correct answers.

>lawful good: Too much air on the end. It'll go stale.
>chaotic good: Too much work and requires that you actually buy/drink bottled things.
>true neutral: Rubber band is harder and more time consuming to get off than a clip.
>chaotic neutral: If the bread gets knocked around or tipped over, it'll come undone.
>lawful evil: Knots in plastic bags are hard to untie.
>neutral evil: Same problem as chaotic neutral, but worse.
>chaotic evil: Do I really need to explain what's wrong with this?

>> No.14837513

>>14836577
>OP posts a get thread on /tv/
>post in it
>get banned for replying to off topic

If the threads been up for like 30 minutes to an hour, it’s on topic by default if it hasn’t been deleted.

We just need a sfw random thread desu

>> No.14837519

>>14836463
I'm lawful evil, but I use a slip-knot, so you can easily untie it

>> No.14837525

>>14836463
Chaotic neutral/lawful evil masterrace

Wtf is a bottle hack O.o

>> No.14837542
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14837542

I don't eat bread

>> No.14837559

>>14836463 Chaotic neutral is the max effort I'll spend

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14837576

>>14836463
How is chaotic neutral twist and tuck it's so efficient and does the exact same thing

Anyone who is not chaotic neutral should be lined up against the wall for taking bread too seriously or for just being stupid and doing nothing to preserve it

>> No.14837606

>>14836586
Freezer dries out the bread. Only complete fucking retards do this.

>> No.14837614

>>14836463
neutral evil

>> No.14837626

>>14837606
Brainlet

>> No.14837649

Just tucking master race

>> No.14837661

>>14836463
CHAOTIC NEUTRAL CHADS UNITE

>> No.14837726

Based neutral evil btw
fuck faggot jannies

>> No.14837733

>>14837626
t. seething tastelet retard

>> No.14837957

>>14836463
Do you guys really not know how to just reuse the bag clip? Its easy and fun!

>> No.14837968

>>14836503
Did your mother get strangled to death with a rubber band or something? I don't always use them but I have never encountered any of these problems when I do, and even if they do degrade you can get a bag of 100 at the dollar store so who gives a shit

>> No.14838020

>>14836463
lawful neutral when i dont lose that thing
lawful evil once that clip falls and vanish on thin air

>> No.14838106

>>14836491
Only correct amswer

>> No.14838287

>>14836463
Lawful neutral at first, then lawful evil after halfish of the loaf is gone

Also, I keep bread in the fridge

>> No.14838310

>>14836491
same

>> No.14838889

Lawful neutral until the little clip inevitably snaps in half then Neutral evil for the rest of the time.

>> No.14838921

>>14836463
wtf why would anyone do anything besides reusing the bag clip?

>> No.14839044

>>14836796
I don't like this

>> No.14839059

>>14838921
agreed, there's a good bit of introducing unnecessary outside elements in that image
like if you bought a pair of shoes and replaced the shoelaces with stringy balloons or something

>> No.14839810

>>14836463
Twist and tuck master race.

>> No.14840003

>>14836796
even if you can re-open them it's still a pain in the ass

>> No.14840027

bag clip if I have to store the content for a longer time, otherwise twist and tuck

>> No.14840028

>>14839810
this is what i always default to after i lose the clip or whatever.

>> No.14840053

>>14836463
I must admit I'm lawful evil

>> No.14840081

>>14837512
>If the bread gets knocked around or tipped over, it'll come undone.
Just fix it, then? Do you have regular earthquakes where you live that make bread getting knocked around a common occurrence?

>> No.14840138

>>14836463
neutral evil

>> No.14840306

Lawful neutral but chaotic neutral if I lose the little fucker.

>> No.14840342

>>14836463
Lawful neutral unless I lose the clip, then chaotic neutral

I find the idea of using the "bottle hack" or a rubberband legitimately disturbing for some reason

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14841106

>>14836463
Twist and fold the bag back over itself

>> No.14841161

>>14836463
Lawful neutral and lawful evil.

>> No.14841203

>>14836796
>Time for bread
>Oh wait, let me first get my small, flat screwdriver

>> No.14841210

>>14836531
have sex

>> No.14841232

>>14836463
Best alignment, Lawful-Neutral.

>> No.14841253

>>14836796
bigger question-

why do you need to childproof the food? how hungry are your children?

>> No.14841261

>>14836491
Who the fuck has time for anything else.