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Would you like to make what you're eating taste awful while also painfully hot?

>> No.14821033

WOULD I

>> No.14821190

>taste awful
>posts the best mass-produced storebought hot sauce available
what did he mean by this?

>> No.14821196

>>14821000
you are only supposed to eat Tobasco and only on raw oysters

>> No.14821777
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14821777

Why yes!

>> No.14822902

>>14821196
Regional spelling

>> No.14822936

>>14821000
Don't forget to sweat everywhere and tell the waitress to tell the chef to make it extra hot and then go get your award for being the baddest Mother fucker in the room just like your shirt says you are.

>> No.14822947

>>14821000
>>14822936
Haha this is like kids who try to convince you that you don't like the taste of beer or coffee because they can't stand it.

>> No.14822972

>>14821000
did you ever try just putting just a few drops on your food? instead covering your food in it then complaining it's to hot.

>> No.14822988

>>14821000
i find the triplex to be pretty mild tasting compared to the others from the same brand. I like the green sauce. if you like meat and hot sauce, the triplex is very tasty to cook into ground beef.

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14822992

>Haha this is like kids who try to convince you that you don't like the taste of beer or coffee because they can't stand it.

>> No.14823009

>>14822988
i like the black habanero, i has a nice smoky flavor

>> No.14823015

>>14821777
based trips

>> No.14823017

>>14821000
i like el yucateco
the mayan recipe is hot hot without being objectively painful

>> No.14823255

>>14823015
>>14821777
liking hot sauce= baste
hot sauce collection=soy

>> No.14823277

>>14823255
whatever makes you cope better

>> No.14823280

>>14821777
heavenly digits

>> No.14823287

>>14823009
Nice smoky flavor? It tastes like a fucking ash tray.

>> No.14823299

>>14823287
not even close, also how much are you using? it come in a small bottle for a reason...you know because you're only supposed to use a few drops

>> No.14823303

>>14823277
>whatever makes you cope better
>ESL

>> No.14823309

someone post the wings pasta

>> No.14823352

>>14823303
>He can’t cope

You hate to see it.

>> No.14823363

>>14822902
>>14821196
phonetic spelling for someone with shitty pronunciation

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>>14823352
your bait is as bland as your food

>> No.14823402

>>14821190
The red version tastes the best

>> No.14823436

>>14823396
>knuckle-dragger thinks his meme sauce is the only way to season his food

Not surprised, honestly.

>> No.14823486

>>14823436
>all hot sauce is a meme
how new are you to not even know the origin of the meme

>> No.14823518

>>14823436
That’s literally how they think. These threads are always full of sad single dads.

>> No.14823538
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>>14823436
>>14823518
add a little white vinegar, dried roasted chilies, some garlic and salt...or use hot sauce for the exact same result because it's the exact same thing

>> No.14823550

>>14823538
>same thing
holy shit learn how to cook and PLEASE have sex

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14823556

>add a little white vinegar, dried roasted chilies, some garlic and salt...or use hot sauce for the exact same result because it's the exact same thing

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>>14821000
>yes

>> No.14823580

>>14823577
cringe

>> No.14823585

>>14823556
kek

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>>14823550
>caps lock and have sex
so no real argument then?

>> No.14823646

>>14823635
>no real argument
glad to see you owning up your shortcomings anon, it takes balls to admit you're wrong

>> No.14823657

>>14823635
There never was an argument. I’m based and you’re cringe. Simple as.

>> No.14823667

>>14821190
spbp

>> No.14823674

>>14823667
you know we can see you samefagging right?

>> No.14823688

Son unos pendejos

>> No.14823704
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14823704

For me, it's xxx > green > black > power gap > red/caribbean

never tried the chipotle one

>> No.14823706

>>14822936
accurate

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>>14823657
>>14823646
>i know you are but what am i
what are you 7yo, you need to be 18 to post here. Now turn off your computer before your parents find out you're up past bed time

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>>14822936

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>>14823674

>> No.14824014
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>>14821000
i consider the XXXtra hot to be about as spicy as something should be before it becomes a meme like those ghost pepper sauces

>> No.14824035

>bottled vinegar sharts
No thanks.

>> No.14824048

I ate the super spicy Korean fired chicken, rice and drank two beers with it and enjoyed it.
I don't get why you order food that you think tastes like shit to show off.
I'm not gonna pay to eat some shit hole bitter spice extract food that they don't even care about how it tastes.

>> No.14824084

>>14824035
El Yucateco doesn't even have vinegar in it

>> No.14824089

>>14824048
what exactly are you trying to say?

>> No.14824124

>>14824084
Ah, so just the sharts then. No thank you.

>> No.14824136

>>14824124
i think you should see a doctor if everything gives you the shits

>> No.14824147

>>14821000
when I first tried the green one of this shit didn't having a shaker and I ended up dumping half a gallon all over my food.

>> No.14824153

>>14824147
is the green one spicy?

>> No.14824163

>dirt cheap
>can be found in every grocer
>decent heat
>tastes good

Name a better sauce. Protip: you can't.

>> No.14824217

>>14824136
Never said anything gave me the shits. Meme sauce just tastes like what I imagine a vinegary shart would taste like. Something you would know a lot about.

>> No.14824223

>>14824163
homemade chili oil

>> No.14824351

>>14824217
why are you imagining what shit tastes like?

>> No.14824368

>>14824351
It’s hard not to when you taste these awful meme sauces.

>> No.14824440

>>14824368
You really don't understand what people mean when they're talking about "meme sauces", do you?
It's not a term for a basic Mexican sauce.

>> No.14824500

>>14824440
All hot sauce is meme sauce. Stop pretending to be “in” on the meme when you’re the one everyone is laughing at.

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>>14824500
>Stop pretending to be “in” on the meme
we started the meme to make fun of people that get to invested in trivial things like hot sauce, steaks, and sushi. Liking food is fine but becoming a aficionado of a condiment is the joke.

>> No.14824717

>>14824660
Nope. Keep seething you fat fuck.

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>>14824717

>> No.14824887
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>>14821000
that shit is so fucking good, also a ¥uge fan of the carribean and the black one. never have i had a sauce that tasted so magical with beef as the black one. except maybe A1

>> No.14825007

>>14824887
shut the fuck up

>> No.14825036

>>14824153
Yes XXXtra Hot. I wanted to put on a little dot and a quarter bottle poured out.

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>>14822992
>>Haha this is like kids who try to convince you that you don't like the taste of beer or coffee because they can't stand it.

>> No.14825534

>>14825260
>This is what trying to meme over the age of 40 looks like

Just... stop, gramps. You’re going to hurt yourself.

>> No.14825564

>>14825007
i can feel the salt radiating off this post across the internet

>> No.14825826

I like hot sauce, and I like trying new hot sauces, and no one can make me dislike it.

You should try liking things sometime, /ck/.

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>>14825826
not a hot sauce but great in stir fry or breaded chicken

>> No.14825999

>>14825534
>using meme as a verb
Back to Facebook, young lady.

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>>14825826

>> No.14826064

>>14825999
trips confirm

>> No.14826068

>>14826005
>seething this hard over a condiment

>> No.14826406

>>14821000
that's one of the best choices in the store though

>> No.14826533

>>14826406
it's about the only good one big brand stores carry

>> No.14826541

>>14821000

They found mercury in that shit. I stick to tobasco and the green sauce I buy in bulk from the taco stand.

>> No.14826562

>>14824500
>everything is a meme

Zoomers really are fucking up 4chan

>> No.14826563

>>14826541
>They found mercury in that shit
source?

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>>14824500
>meme

>> No.14826572

>>14826541
and what

>> No.14826574

>>14826563

https://grist.org/food/lead-in-hot-sauce/

I meant lead. I don't know why I said mercury. >>14826572

>> No.14827390

>>14826541
>tobasco
I see this a lot on here.
Is it a regional spelling?

>> No.14827617

>>14821000
>habanero
>painfully hot
Go back to bed, Adam.

>> No.14827807

i recently made my own blueberry habenero hot sauce. pretty fucking incredible on chickie wings.
just thought i'd share

>> No.14827924

>>14821190
for me it's the green but this is the only kind they have at my local qfc

>> No.14827941

>>14824089
I mean I like really spicy food but most spicy food is made by people who enjoy eating it so they make it taste good.
Then you have retard extract spice that taste like shit is bitter and adds nothing but more heat while ruining the flavour of what ever you put it in.

>> No.14828942

>>14826574
oh shit, thanks for the heads up.

>> No.14828956

>>14827617
all their sauces are habanero, it just XXXtra hot which is fairy spicy for a off the shelf grocery store hot sauce

>> No.14828969

>>14827941
well then i agree entirely

>> No.14829572

>>14827924
aren't they all green? (except the black)

>> No.14829776

>>14827941
it's the only way they have of virtue signaling that they are tuff which ironically shows how much of a beta they really are