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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Anonymous Sun Sep 27 23:31:22 2020 No.14808942 [Reply] [Original]

You are what you eat. What are YOU, anon?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 27 23:31:47 2020 No.14808944 >>14808942 Yellow Rice and Chicken Thighs.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 27 23:39:20 2020 No.14808988 >>14808942 Garbage

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 27 23:39:35 2020 No.14808989 >>14808942 ass

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 27 23:40:26 2020 No.14808993 >>14808942 Fat

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 27 23:42:16 2020 No.14808999 >>14808942 Tangerines, chocolate chip cookies, and plastic bottle vodka

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 27 23:49:58 2020 No.14809034 >>14808942 Other people.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 27 23:49:59 2020 No.14809035 >>14808942 Chicken n dumplins.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 27 23:51:03 2020 No.14809043 File: 95 KB, 466x420, 1600223063955.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14809034 This anon eats dick.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 27 23:52:27 2020 No.14809051 File: 195 KB, 1000x1000, 1595823836591.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14809043

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 01:07:43 2020 No.14809310 >>14808942 I'm a cunt.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 01:11:05 2020 No.14809326 Pusy

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 01:12:00 2020 No.14809330 File: 80 KB, 1242x1064, 1592375681169.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14808942 I’m a creep

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 01:23:56 2020 No.14809375 File: 3.02 MB, 9875x9600, 1595452065009.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14809330 >>14808942 I'm a weirdo.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 01:26:02 2020 No.14809386 File: 20 KB, 465x646, 1404252866-0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14808942 Some people call me Maurice, because I speak of the pompatus of love.

Anonymous Mon Sep 28 01:49:51 2020 No.14809468
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I drink lots of vodka. That cleans out my system, and even cleans my teeth (I haven’t brushed in years, and haven’t had a cavity since).

I also eat a liverwurst sandwich pretty much every day – to counterbalance the effects the vodka has on my liver. I make my sandwiches on seeded rye (because it’s the healthiest bread), with mayo (because eggs are the best protein; I use kewpie, because the msg makes it taste better), coarse mustard (good for the white blood cells), zucchini pickles (because they taste good), and a bunch of baby spinach (just for filler; it could honestly be left out).

I also eat a lot of canned fish (mostly sardines, but also the occasional fancy smoked oysters) on saltines. They give you all your essential amino acids, and provide a nice opportunity to try out various hot sauces, which are generally very low in calories, while high in flavor and immensely prodigious to healthiness.

Aside from that, I drink large amounts of water (anywhere between ice-cold to slightly chilled) every day, always through a straw, and sometimes with a lemon wedge.

To each their own, I say, but I’m just shy of 30 and am doing better than most of you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 01:51:27 2020 No.14809475 File: 97 KB, 1000x799, 38v9ez39dwn21.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14809375 What the hell am I dong here

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 01:51:37 2020 No.14809476 File: 141 KB, 567x552, 1600667940076.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Microwave fuckin burrito I'm durk

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 02:44:46 2020 No.14809637 File: 645 KB, 1458x1593, 1595254798839.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14809475 I DON'T BELONG HERE

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 02:49:21 2020 No.14809648 >>14808942 My blind 6 year old sister?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 02:50:22 2020 No.14809650 Cheese and milk and bread

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 02:59:52 2020 No.14809671 >>14808942 A McChicken

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 03:09:33 2020 No.14809692 Tendies and fries

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 05:31:13 2020 No.14809959 >>14808942 I see a l lot of anons are BBC now

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 05:48:11 2020 No.14809984 >>14808942 Pig-chicken hybrid

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 09:33:17 2020 No.14810467 coffee and cheese and chicken

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 09:39:25 2020 No.14810482 >>14808942 sloppy surprisingly bad smelling black pussy

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 09:48:44 2020 No.14810513 life cereal

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 09:50:45 2020 No.14810516 >>14808942 An Ass.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 09:54:23 2020 No.14810526 >>14808942 I am the liquor.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 09:55:37 2020 No.14810529 File: 79 KB, 700x420, arb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 10:04:51 2020 No.14810571 >>14808942 I am cum

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 10:07:21 2020 No.14810582 baked potatoes and frozen peas

Anonymous Mon Sep 28 10:12:06 2020 No.14810600

>>14808942
What I remember as chinese food growing up as a young kid in Hong Kong

>turtle/shark fin soup
>fried chicken feet
>pig uterus noodles
>fried rice with pork knuckle gristle
>unidentifed fish balls on a stick
>boiled dog meat
>one time, monkey brains

Americans have no idea how bad it really is. No one in china knows what the fuck beef and broccoli is or sweet and sour pork. Chinese food is disgusting. Literally the worst parts to eat of any animal. Makes sense because chinks are the race of humans closest to animals. They make disgusting noises when they eat, slurp everything, men in the streets lift their fucking wife beaters over their sweaty stomachs while laughing and chewing with their mouths full of food. Like what kind of idiot decided 2 sticks is the most practical way to eat grains of fucking rice. Starving Nigerians who eat grass have a better diet than the average chinese.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 10:14:43 2020 No.14810610 File: 55 KB, 736x731, IMG_20200925_133844.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14808942 Very sweet

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 13:31:24 2020 No.14811368 >>14808942 Dog

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 14:43:34 2020 No.14811692 >>14809475 Yes you're a dong

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 14:45:51 2020 No.14811705 >>14808942 An idiot sandwich.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 14:50:52 2020 No.14811717 File: 70 KB, 750x751, 1576470483146.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14809959

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 14:53:48 2020 No.14811723 File: 51 KB, 909x911, 1600336910641.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14810610 It's true, you're sweet anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 14:55:29 2020 No.14811730 File: 43 KB, 480x480, 1593928278348.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14808942 super duper weenie

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 14:57:07 2020 No.14811740 >>14808942 Retarded

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 15:35:17 2020 No.14811950 >>14808942 an apple

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 16:32:36 2020 No.14812196 >>14808942 chitoflang mobang

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 17:29:30 2020 No.14812450 >>14808942 pig

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 17:32:43 2020 No.14812469 >>14808942 do black(bear)s really?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 17:34:01 2020 No.14812479 >>14812469 only on /out/

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 18:03:09 2020 No.14812593 hamburgers, cranberries and vodka

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 18:04:10 2020 No.14812596 >>14809468 post body

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 18:05:04 2020 No.14812598 File: 14 KB, 320x213, shutterstock_492950536[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Boiled kale and water

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 18:28:00 2020 No.14812707 >>14808942 Fat

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 21:24:30 2020 No.14813735 A human child

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 22:41:44 2020 No.14814210 today I'm a sloppa of pork shoulder, white beans, onions, tomatoes and swiss chard stewed with S+P, cayenne, cumin and oregano, served on white rice. I'm alright

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 28 23:28:36 2020 No.14814417 Sperm, i knew being a faggot would pay off now i get a new shot at life but i would rather end up in a mans ass

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 04:11:27 2020 No.14815208 File: 540 KB, 600x661, chow fun.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] two spoons of thin soya sauce, one spoon of dark soya sauce, half spoon of zhenjiang vinegar, two spoons of water, half teaspoon of sugar and a whole truck of scallions

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 05:14:49 2020 No.14815323 >>14808942 Eggs

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 11:37:21 2020 No.14816285 >>14808942 Chicken

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 12:11:06 2020 No.14816401 >>14808942 I'm Tanqueray

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 12:34:53 2020 No.14816461 >>14808942 Cheap sherry, munster and cigarettes mostly

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 12:35:40 2020 No.14816464 >>14808942 Anticol.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 12:47:32 2020 No.14816512 >>14808942 today, so far I am oranges, I am about to be yogurt.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 12:55:53 2020 No.14816541 >>14808942 a mix of fats, proteins, and carbohydrates, and some other complex compounds

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 12:59:54 2020 No.14816558 File: 224 KB, 1300x913, pizza.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 14:48:33 2020 No.14816992 >>14808942 >>>/out/

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 15:14:29 2020 No.14817091 >>14808942 vegetable stir fry with rice + teriyaki sauce/buffalo sauce

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 18:48:09 2020 No.14818213 Onion

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 29 19:09:52 2020 No.14818323 lotta brussel sprouts im dutch close enough

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 07:30:30 2020 No.14820391 >>14808942 waste

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 08:33:27 2020 No.14820541 >>14809475 I don't belong here

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 08:39:20 2020 No.14820545 >>14808942 Now, I'm a fruit salad. Tonight I'm dominoes pizza with a side of chicken.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 08:41:10 2020 No.14820553 >>14808942 Your mother.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 08:53:02 2020 No.14820579 >>14808942 I guess I'm a noodle

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 08:58:45 2020 No.14820597 >>14808942 I am a 20mg equasym pill. I'm so hungry but not-hungry bros.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 15:25:01 2020 No.14821933 >>14809468 Drinking wreaks havoc on the body and you’re stupid to think a sandwich counteracts this. Unless you’re getting your heart rate up to 190 for ten minutes a day and sober all but the weekend, you lose.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 15:45:32 2020 No.14822046 >>14809468 copypasta

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 15:46:43 2020 No.14822054 >>14808942 90% cheese

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 15:48:33 2020 No.14822066 Half actual healthy foods and vitamins the other half grease and frozen shit

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 30 20:06:38 2020 No.14823495 >>14808942 finna bouta be a bear

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