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What would be you last culinary choice?

>> No.14806793

>>14806776
Why have barely any women been sentenced to death in the US?

>> No.14806798

>>14806776
I can’t imagine walking toward death hoping they succeed before I shit my pants. Fasted for about 3 days seems like the best way to go.

>> No.14806812

>>14806776
Despite what incels believe, women are kind a calm creatures. If a women goes violent, it's probably due to abuse and exploitation.

>> No.14806828

>>14806793
Sexism.

>> No.14806859

>>14806812
heh

>> No.14806865
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14806865

the corner

>> No.14806894

>>14806776
DJ Khaled’s finger-lickin red velvet

>> No.14806907

>>14806776
What's the point of that last meal for criminals

>> No.14806914

>>14806907
To remind them what they're missing out on

>> No.14806925
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>>14806776
:)

>> No.14806937

>>14806925
Flip it upside down and he's a dolphin

>> No.14806944

>>14806793
>>14806828
If a woman murders it's usually because some stupid-ass man has driven her crazy.

>> No.14806964

>>14806907
To give the system that executes them a thin veneer of mercy.

>> No.14807056

>>14806944
not even a little bit lmao

>> No.14807068

24oz ribeye medium rare, doubled stuffed potato,creamed spinach, 3 pieces of fried chicken, large sprite. 3 Corn dogs
Entire tray of Nestle Toll House Cookies and 1/2 gallon of chocolate milk

>> No.14807074

>>14806944
Okay, soyboy.
>>14806776
I wonder if she wanted real apple pie or that little apple pastry thing from McDonald's. I would be pissed if I got some McDonald's shit.

>> No.14807111

>>14806776
Lasagna, mozzarella sticks, pizza and a burger with chips.
with coke as a drink

>> No.14807151
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>>14806812

>> No.14807161

What a new and original topic for discussion.

>> No.14807175

>>14806944
>If a woman murders it's usually because some stupid-ass man has driven her crazy.
Oh yes, there has been a case here on Brazil in which a lesbian couple brutally murdered the little boy of one of them after severely mauling the poor kid by cutting off his genitals, they proceeded to stab the kid in the chest one night and as the kid layed kneeling by the bed grasping his chest for air the mother proceeded to stab the kid 6 more times. They then attempted to dismenber the kid, ripped off his face and deep fried, ripped the kid apart a bit before pussying it out in the middle of the action and then they disposed of the body down the storm drain of the street!

When captured and questioned one of the women admited they decepated the child's genitals 1 year and a half ago because they felt he was a bad influence on the house for being male, so they attempted to turn him into a girl by removing the penis which they saw as the source of the evil influence.

Guess it is the kid's fault for driving them crazy for being a boy...

>> No.14807184

>>14807151
is that a boy or a girl? either way it's kinda hot

>> No.14807186

>>14806776
1500 kcal/10

>> No.14807195

>>14806776
>Fried chicken
Only gives her drumsticks lol

>> No.14807207

>>14807195
>thinking that's a picture of her actual meal
is it possible for people to be this stupid?

>> No.14807267

>>14807175
>this one psycho thing happened in my shithole country therefore you're wrong
ok dude you win

>> No.14807307

>>14807267
>this one psycho thing
Oh, I fucking wish it was an isolated incident, but I could list several other similar cases that has happened in my shitty jungle hellhole of a country.
The point is that your opinion is wrong and sexist and you should feel bad for it.

>> No.14807331

>>14807267
At least he had an anecdote, you just pushed your dumb opinion without anything to back it up.
Butthurt feminazi soyboy: 0
greasy huehuehue: 1

>> No.14807343

>>14806798
>Fasted for about 3 days seems like the best way to go.
This nigga knows.

>> No.14807345

>>14806776
Probably a bullet in the head of any faggot that makes this stupid fucking thread every single goddamn day

Kill yourself

>> No.14807360

fish and fries

>> No.14807428

>>14806776

1 chicken boiled for 2 hours with an onion, carrots, leek, cellery, a few pepper corns, a bay leaf

one piece of bread
salt

black tea with lemon and sugar as a drink for afterwards


it has to be an at least 2 year old chicken with darker meat (typically one that was used for egg laying) and not one of those giant, 3 month old monstrosities which was fed to grow as fast as possible

>> No.14807462

>>14806944
>If a woman murders it's usually because some stupid-ass man has driven her crazy.
Rates of domestic violence amongst lesbians are much higher than that of straight couples.

>> No.14807469

>>14806776
Once again, crab with hot clarified butter until I puke. Wild Turkey on the side.

>> No.14807512

>>14806798
Why do you care? It'll be the prison jannies who have to clean your final fat ogre shit, why wouldn't you want to dunk on them as your final act?

>> No.14807536

>>14807175
What was the verdict brazilanon? Also, unrelated, but what's your opinion on Virtua Fighter and King of Fighters?

>> No.14807537

I want blinis and caviar, creme fraiche, foie gras, buckwheat toast points, one of those perfect little cubes of wagyu, and high quality champagne. If the taxpayer is footing the bill for my death, they're sure as shit footing the bill when I live it up one last time.

>> No.14807586

Paella. But before being served to me, it must be reviewed by a panel of 10 stuck up Spanish chefs who will judge whether or not it is in fact paella. If they unanimously declare that it's authentic paella, the dish is accepted. If not, it's sent back and we try again the next day.

>> No.14807595

I would demand to eat dust sourced from Uranus so they would have to postpone the execution.

>> No.14807605

>>14807536
>What was the verdict brazilanon?
Both are arrested in individual cells awaiting for trial until this day, they are charged with 5 heinous crimes and are expected to get up to 57 years of prison each, but because of our shitty laws created by the previous administrations, no one can do more than 25 years of prison, so they will get released eventually.

>>14807536
>Also, unrelated, but what's your opinion on Virtua Fighter and King of Fighters?
Virtua fighter was not really one of my favorite games, but there were many other hues playing it during the 90's and early 00's. King of fighters however is incredible, 97 is best, followed by 98, always pick yuri and go mad at them!

>> No.14807618

>>14807151
Ben Shapiro has had ENOUGH

>> No.14807620
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>>14806793
Women commit lees crime.

Also I would have burnt ends atop a slice of white bread, half a slab st louis style ribs, french fries, baked beans and mint chocolate chip ice cream.

Pic related.

>> No.14807630

>>14807620
>Women commit lees crime.
That is actually kind of relative, I suppose it depends on the kind of crime we are talking about.

>> No.14807647

>>14806776
Some good ribs

>> No.14807658
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As much mentos and coke as they'll allow. I'm going ot with a bang, boys!

>> No.14807904

Shepherds pie with a side of garden peas.

>> No.14807909

>>14806776
Is that food part of the lethal injection?

>> No.14807911

>>14807904
I wonder if you could make bite sized shepherds pies in a deep frier. Little lumps of mashed potato with lamb mince inside and grated cheese on top.

Fuck I love shepherds pie.

>> No.14807935

>>14806944
That's a real short drive for women though.

>> No.14807940

>>14807904
>Shepherds pie

What's the best shepherds pie recipe?

>> No.14807947

>>14807911
I wonder if you could fill a deep fryer with piss and use it intsead of oil. That'd be a funny prank haha

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>>14807940
Mince, diced onion, a jar of peas and carrots, mash and a Knorr stock cube.

>> No.14808588

>>14807175
Probably you're corrupt-ass government framed them.

>> No.14808683

>>14808588
>Probably you're corrupt-ass government framed them.
Oh no, there is a shitload of evidence of all kinds, including their confession.
There is no point sugar coating this one im afraid, it is what it is no matter how horrible it might seem.

>> No.14809276

>>14806776
A proper roast turkey dinner with pumpkin pie for dessert.

>> No.14809311

>>14807184
transjew

>> No.14809333

>>14807512
>wanting your final conscious moments to be you in agonizing pain while your pants fill up with shit and it cakes your ass as you draw your last breath

>> No.14809339

>>14808588
>can't spell basic words
>thinks he can expound on government corruption

It would be amusing if there weren't so many of you

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>>14806937
wtf r u smokin'
draw it out homes

>> No.14809438

>>14809418
Look at the ripples on the bottom of the pic, you can see a dorsal fin on the right and the head towards the center left

>> No.14809450

>>14809438
What is pareidolia?

>> No.14809466

Aren't "last meals" typically served days before the actual execution?

Barring restrictions, I'd probably ask for something cooked by my Mom. One last taste of home.

>> No.14809572

Medium grilled steak
Fried clam strips w/ tartar sauce.
House salad (Greens, tomatoes, cheese, bac-o's, croutons, olives, mushrooms).
Sweet tea to drink.

>> No.14809589

>>14809450
did you get that from the nipples?

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i came in the thread to see some fkn death row meals so i will post them myslef

>> No.14809615

>>14809600
>>14809605
Nobody gives a shit about you posting the same shitty art student photos that end up in every thread.

>> No.14809684
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>>14809615
yet here u are in the death row meal thread. i will continue to post them and theres nothing you can do about it you little shit

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>> No.14809689

>>14806776
>metal cutlery
>>14809600
>metal cutlery
>salt and pepper shakers
>glasses
>>14809605
>salt and pepper shakers
>>14809684
>metal cutlery
>glasses

These pictures are fucking cringe. Stop spamming them.

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>>14807658
That's not Bangs retard

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>>14809694
>reddit meme

>> No.14809701

>>14807151
Kaitlyn Bennett's microphone must have smelled like shit.

>> No.14809704
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>>14809689
>omg the props are wrong!!!!
they worked with whatever they had in the studio and made informative visuals, and here you are sperging out about the smallest details. fucking autist

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>>14809704

>> No.14809723

>>14806776
something with a big bone on it that i can use as a weapon.

>> No.14809730

>>14809700
>Jul 13
go back

>> No.14809765

>>14807630
Women commit less violent crimes that would give them the death penalty

>> No.14809787

>>14806776
like thirty chicken wings with last dab

>> No.14809800

If it's the chair I want uncooked popcorn kernels to keep in my gums...

>> No.14809937

>>14809438
I see it, its like a slightly turned view of the dolphins face

>> No.14810242

>>14809685
>>14809704
The most based

>> No.14810271

>>14806776
A pot of my mother's chicken casserole (if allowed), a fresh sourdough bloomer, a tall glass of unsweetened cranberry juice, a fresh pot of a dark roast coffee and 3 cigarettes (American Spirit Brown preferably, again, if they were allowed.)

>> No.14810287

Connecticut delayed its abolition of capital punishment specifically and deliberately to allow for the execution of these "men":

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheshire,_Connecticut,_home_invasion_murders

Then, the state's pozzed Supreme Court decided to retroactively cancel their legitimate death penalties. Perhaps "prison justice" would have done the job instead, but they were moved to Pennsylvania to pervert this course. Now, one of them is getting tranny hormone "therapy", presumably at the CT taxpayers' expense.

>> No.14810331

>>14807151
Hey isn't that the gun girl that shat herself?

>> No.14810340

2 dozen kushi oysters with horseradish and tobasco, 7oz tin of golden osetra with a 24 pack of blinis and creme fraiche, pommes souffle, and 3 gin martinis dirty extra dry.

>> No.14810343

A bullet drenched in A1 Steak Sauce.

>> No.14810350

>>14806865
Based.
I made lasagne today.

>> No.14810377

>>14806776
funny face in the cup

>> No.14810380
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>>14809418

>> No.14810408

>>14809704

That's very considerate to fast before you're getting executed, it means that someoine will have to clean up a lot less shit after you're gone.

>> No.14810473

>>14810380
+1 upboat

>> No.14810481
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Cuttlefish and asparagus or vanilla paste?

>> No.14810484

>>14806776
I'd tell them to go fuck themselves. Last meals are a way for the warden to jerk himself off while murdering people. There is no humanity in the act.

>> No.14810487

>>14807620
most infanticide is committed by women

>> No.14810489

>>14809765
murdering babies isn't bad enough?

>> No.14810528

>>14806776
>Spicy tuna roll
>pad thai extra spicy
>couple of tendies with fries
>some sort of smash burger with onion rings
>1 fried egg over medium
>1 al pastor taco extra limes
>slice of cheese or pepperoni pizza
>root beer in a frosted mug
>apple pie with vanilla ice cream

>> No.14810570

A glass of water.

>> No.14810621

>>14809600
>Rape, Necrophilia, prison escape, 35+ counts of murder
How the fuck are women obsessed with this guy? He even got a fucking movie

>> No.14810622

Men get so triggered when called out. Glad I could rustle a few jimmies. It's healthy to face your faults.

>> No.14810634

>>14807175
>Reach the end
>No your mother will die if you don't repost

>> No.14810661
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>>14809937
Wrong pic

>> No.14810664

>>14810661
Goddamnit 4channel. Anyway, look at the yellow outline then at the original flipped image

>> No.14811172

>>14807151
It looks like a random gen Sim character.

>> No.14811180

>>14806812
They just need a good dicking. Regularly fucked women are obedient and won’t get uppity

>> No.14811203

>>14807469
no alcohol allowed in prison

>> No.14811217
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a gallon of icecream and for desert pic related mixed with laxatives. It'll be an execution no one will forget in a hurry

>> No.14811314

>>14811217
They give you the meal a week in advance

>> No.14811319

>>14811314
I don't think that's true anon, I've seen a good few documentaries on the subject

>> No.14811347

>>14806793
Men commit more violent crime.

The number one cause of workplace deaths in the US is automobile accidents. The number one cause of workplace deaths for women in the US is violence.

>> No.14811376

>>14807512
they literally burn you immediately after execution.

>> No.14811404

>>14806776
24 big macs and an extra large diet coke

>> No.14811430

>>14807267
right, because what you had to say was of any more value...
>no if a woman EVER commits murder it's because of MEN! MEN MEN DUMBASS MEN!
go prep the bull retard.

>> No.14811465

>>14809600
Looks tasty and expensive. If I kill 35 people when do I get my free meal?

>> No.14811552

>>14811203
I'll sneak it in. The fuck are they gonna do, extend my sentence?

>> No.14811599

>>14807428
Where do you get those good kinds of chickens anyway?

>> No.14811731
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>>14810380
desu I see more of a dolphin right here.

>> No.14811734

>>14811731
this, it's also what i saw first.

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>>14811376
>Try to get back at people by shitting yourself as your last effort on earth
>Awake in heaven/hell but you are permanently covered in your own shit

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>>14810380
Haha.

>> No.14812390

>>14807605
Thanks bro
I've heard about Brazil's 25 year jailing law with Pedro Rodrigues Filho, this absolute madman has a YouTube channel
You also have excellent taste in fightan games, im complete shit at KoF but I love watching it, I hope KoF XV does well

>> No.14812417

>>14807586
kek, nice way to dodge your sentence

>> No.14814581

>>14806776
Weißwurst and Beer thanks

>> No.14814586

>>14809685
this freak eats like a mass murderer

>> No.14814642

>>14806776
Poop and crap and diarrhea

>> No.14814652

>>14806776
Bubbly steamy hot diarrhea + fresh sticky turds

>> No.14814673

cunny

>> No.14814676

>>14807151
christ what a terrifying individual

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>>14811180

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>>14810621
Your standards might vary, but he was pretty attractive and charismatic for the time. Most successful serial killers are successful because of how disarmingly convincing they can be. Not every sociopath is a Robert Pickton-esque caricature.

>> No.14814694

>>14814682
Selfies belong on >>>/soc/

>> No.14814701 [DELETED] 

>>14806793
The same reason why more niggers are in prison.

>> No.14814713

>>14806776
1 bowl of chili with extra sour cream and cheddar cheese. 1 slice of corn bread. Fries, Hushpuppies. Mint ice cream, and coffee.

>> No.14814722

>>14814701
so prejudice then?
i've seen more violent women than blacks

>> No.14814736

>>14806907
To show that the state holds no malice toward the condemned

>> No.14815295

>>14806776
Moules Marinière and a bottle of dry champagne

>> No.14815309

>>14807151
Rare act caught in the wild "jew decides to do their own dirty work"

>> No.14815338

>>14807175
They should have their organs pulled out of a slit in their abdomen. What in the everloving fuck. Reminds me of the 12 year old who traveled to his online friends house to kill and dismember him for not paying him mmo money. Hid his body parts in the attic cleaned up some of the blood then went back to his house and kept playing, in Brazil of course.

>> No.14815636

>>14811750
heaven (lowercase h because fuck christians) and hell are made up.

>> No.14815652

>>14807175
>homos are perfectly normal people

>> No.14815747

>>14806793
women are not smart or brave enough to do crime worthy of such a sentence

Men also Naturally pity them so even if they did they wouldn't get killed for such crimes

>> No.14815749

>>14806907
I dont know but it makes me hate the givernent less

>> No.14815759

>>14809615
Fuck you I like em faggot

>> No.14815833

>>14815636
wow youre so brave

>> No.14816234

>>14806776
El Pollo Feliz chicken, mexican rice, a brownie, and iced tea lemonade.

>> No.14816248

>>14807175
>In the pile of eighty deep fried murdered children you can find on your average Brazilian street corner, one of them belonged to a lesbian couple
Point being?

>> No.14816278

>>14806776
the antidote to the cocktail of drugs they'll try to kill me with, served with a side of stinky tofu, surströmming, and fried Dorian fruit

>> No.14816652

>>14807151
What's wrong with her eyes

>> No.14816981

>>14807911
Try it and make a thread so I can enter a good thread for once

>> No.14817031

>>14811347
Yeah, poor women get fucked up a lot at work and out to be careful. Any guys here reading this would benefit from getting their 10 hour OSHA training certificate.

>> No.14817048

Probably something from my childhood.

Fresh caught pike with boiled potatoes, browned butter and lots of grated horseradish. Unless the execution is on a thursday in which case i'd choose split pea soup with extra salted pork and a dollop of hot mustard, followed by thin pancakes with strawberry yam.

>> No.14817348

>>14806776
maruchan creamy chicken flavor ramen and pepsi

>> No.14817741

>>14816981
No I hate cooking

>> No.14818011

>>14809600
Those eggs look fucked, I'd be pissed if I asked for fried eggs on my last meal and got burned bubbly shit with solid yolks

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>>14816652

>> No.14820669

>>14807186
why would you care about calorie of your fucking last meal?
>oh nose i am going to gain 3 kg after eating this even though i will be dead 3 days later

>> No.14820923

>>14807586
lmao

>> No.14820980

>>14807620
>women commit less crime
this is only due to institutional sexism and discrimination against males, in an equal world we would have equal crime rates you bigot

>> No.14821116

>>14810487
aka abortion

>> No.14821134

>>14807512
why would you want to dunk on some guys you’ve never met and have done nothing to you?

>> No.14821162

If I were on death row it'd probably be influenced by having spent 20 years behind bards (some food I'd otherwise never have access to like lobster). If I'm just some old fart about to die it'd just be comfort food like beef stew.

>> No.14821350

>>14821116
no I'm talking about killing live infants. in the stone age they would dispose of as many as 3 out of 4 babies. the number has gone down in time but a child is most likely to be murdered by its mother before anyone else

>> No.14821943

>>14816652
Jews often fuck their kids, thats why they all are crazy.

>> No.14822308

>>14806812
Despite what SJWs believe, niggers are kind a calm creatures. If a nigger goes violent, it's probably due to abuse and exploitation.