/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.14802970]

>went to store
>bought eggs
>come home
>eggs not in trunk

Why? What did I do to deserve this?

[Anonymous No.14802975]

>>14802970
frogposting most likely. have you considered self-euthanasia?

[Anonymous No.14802985]

>>14802970
>What did I do to deserve this?

Well, you left the eggs in the store.
You should try AccountabilityTM once in a while. It is a slippery slope that could lead to responsibility and success but it's worth it.

[Anonymous No.14802988]

>>14802970
Is that you Londonfrog?

[Anonymous No.14803005]

>>14802970
Hahahaha stupid fucking midwest troglodyte

[Anonymous No.14803013]

>>14802970
imagine if you were walking and you saw those eggs "free eggs" I'd say haha

[Anonymous No.14803042]

>>14803013
i'd wonder what was wrong with them, how old they were, who pee'd on them or otherwise put some other bodily fluid on them.. no no no, no free basket eggs.

[Anonymous No.14803053]

poor anon lost his eggs

[Anonymous No.14803200]

>>14802970
We have little rural farm stands where I live, advertising "Free Range Eggs". They have the eggs all boxed up and generally, the stand is one of those unmanned ones with a little money box.

Anyway, I always open a few of the boxes, bring my own carton and select the biggest eggs until my egg box is full. Since they are Free range eggs, I don't understand why they need the cash box, but that's somebody else's problem.

[Anonymous No.14803206]

>>14802970
>What did I do to deserve this?
you were born stupid and have remained that way.

[Anonymous No.14804316]

>forgetting or losing the key ingredient

[Anonymous No.14804324]

>had some leftover beef mince
>decide 'll make meatballs
>go out in the wind and rain to get meatball stuff at the store
>forgot the pork mince
>forgot the milk

they're baking now, they're gonna fucking suck