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14800106 No.14800106 [Reply] [Original]

would you eat your face if you could?

>> No.14800114

w...which one is the cake

>> No.14800116

>>14800106
how about you eat my shorts pal

>> No.14800125

>>14800114
Probably the one on the right, since this useless, ugly whore would have to have a chunk of her dead brain missing to think for a second that her garbage """""""contributions""""""" to the culinary arts are worth posing for a photo to rape my eyes with.

>> No.14800133

I wonder of she fucked up her makeup intentionally to improve the precision of her cake.

>> No.14800136
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>>14800114
The one with makeup on!

DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO

>> No.14800140

>>14800106
Selfie is used to describe anything resembling a face now.

Bust, sculpture, portrait and the likes have been overtaken by the word selfie.

>> No.14800143
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>> No.14800159

>>14800140
selfie can mean a picture of anything regardless if its yourself or not

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>>14800125
t.

>> No.14800188

>>14800106
For a cake it's good, I wouldn't say it's super realistic though, she has more makeup caked on her than in her hand.

>> No.14800191

>>14800182
poor guy, all he had to do was go to the phillipines

>> No.14800206

>>14800182
>redpillcomics42
that comic is blackpilled though. the redpill is about being "alpha" and "confident". the blackpill is about lookism/heightism and whatnot

>> No.14800208

Link to her food blog or it didn’t happen

>> No.14800214

>>14800182
What is the point of this comic

>> No.14800216

>>14800214
>t. roastie

>> No.14800217

>>14800106
Imagine if they made a butthole cake now that’s one I would eat

>> No.14800219

>>14800214
Suicide awareness

>> No.14800223

>>14800216
I don’t understand, is it anti-humor, are you 17? Women don’t matter, none of this matters.

>> No.14800226

>>14800219
that and heightism

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>>14800214
to redpill you, of course

>> No.14800232

>>14800217
i too would eat her asshole cake im so fucking horny

>> No.14800233

>>14800223
the guy in the comic is short and has gotten rejected and mocked/ridiculed his whole life due to his life, so he kills himself.

>> No.14800237

>>14800233
due to his height*

>> No.14800249

>>14800233
Sad but it really doesn’t matter, just stop stewing over shit you literally can’t change or else your negativity will push people away like that and make you unlikable.why would you want a whore like those two comic last slides anyway, she’s not lying when she says “you’ll find someone” and she won’t be a degenerate. Learn to love yourself before trying to love someone else bros, sorry you’re struggling with this. It gets worse before it gets better, but women don’t matter.

>> No.14800278

>>14800249
bro im 6'2 lol. i feel for my short brothers and realize that women are really shallow when it comes to height and other things
>“you’ll find someone”
>she won’t be a degenerate
hahaha lol

>> No.14800333

>>14800249
>she’s not lying when she says “you’ll find someone”
oh anon
anon anon anon anon anon...
poor anon..

>> No.14800350

>>14800278
based flaseflagger

>> No.14800363

>>14800106
>wear so much makeup it becomes a literal cake

>> No.14800383

>>14800106
>you're

>> No.14800401

>>14800106
ill be honest, i probably wouldnt eat my face if i could

>> No.14800413

>>14800214
to show women dont care about people they dont have sex with

>> No.14800455

>>14800182
>killing yourself because of women
is that you, Anthony Bourdain's ghost?

>> No.14800474

i'm pretty ugly, i don't think a cake of my face would be very appetizing.

>> No.14800564

>>14800474
yeah no one likes fruit cake

>> No.14800575

what if she got confused and accidently cut herself open because she thought the cake was the real her?

>> No.14800583
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>>14800106
they both look pretty caked to me

>> No.14800635

>>14800182
with a name like felix you should really just kill yourself anyway

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>>14800143
It is mint frosting.

>> No.14800667

>>14800106
i want to eat her out.

>> No.14800721

>>14800106
why is it called a selfie cake when she isn't holding it up and pointing it at her head?

>> No.14800908

>>14800661

based diana cake.

>> No.14801112

>>14800575
Based stonedposter

>> No.14801130

>>14800106
>"Cuts it open"

What the fuck are you supposed to do with a cake? Suck it through a drinking straw?

>> No.14801187

>>14800136
Underrated post.

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>>14801130
Crumble it up with a bit of icing and then put it on a stick and cover it with more icing

>> No.14801805

>>14800106
Thanks, I hate it.meme

>> No.14801828

>>14800106
Guys would you fuck that cake?

>> No.14801830

>>14800106
No but I would bash my face in with a billy club if I could.

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>>14801828
I’d fuck that cake
I’d fuck if so hard

>> No.14803211

>>14800136
kek

>> No.14803226

>>14800106
is this what happens to a woman who hits the wall
just cover up yourself with so much makeup even though its clear to everyone you are like 35 and basically expired

>> No.14804737

>>14800106
No but I'd cum all over her cakehole

>> No.14804853

>>14800106
That's pretty funny.
Jesus Christ this board is full of virgins with rage.

>> No.14804866

>>14800106
This chick is giving me SK vibes. She wants to turn your face into a cake

>> No.14804920

>>14800140
kek

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>>14800106

>> No.14804975

>>14800136
lmfao

>> No.14804979

>>14800106
If she had any balls she'd have revealed it ISIS-execution style with her parents watching in horror and then the dude offers them a slice

>> No.14805007

>>14800114
Any woman over 25.

>> No.14805025

>>14800208
it’s worse than you can imagine

https://sideserfcakes.com/