/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.14797839]

What's your favorite kind of beer?

For me it's stouts. The darker the better.

[Anonymous No.14797864]

>>14797839
looks like the meme guy haha

[Anonymous No.14797868]

>>14797839
>ironic soyboy
meta based?

[Anonymous No.14797870]

>>14797839
woke coastie culture is actually insane. Why do coasties buy this stuff?

[Anonymous No.14797910]

First, stout as well. Second, how the fuck is beer racist? The brewers at the breweries near me are white and hispanic because they genuinely have never had black applicants

[Anonymous No.14797922]

>>14797910
>Second, how the fuck is beer racist?
Because mostly white men decide to care about it and make it
Same reason the tech industry is "racist", if something primarily interests white men, it is white men's fault for not being inclusive enough according to alt-leftism

[Anonymous No.14797924]

>>14797870
Internalized white guilt.

[Anonymous No.14797929]

>>14797910
I searched this book on Amazon, price is £90, shitty cashgrab book, no reviews unfortunately... or maybe fortunately.

[Anonymous No.14797930]

dark lager, there are two kinds in my opinion.
Sweet ones and ones that are actually good.

[Anonymous No.14797948]

>>14797929
>price is £90, shitty cashgrab
Thats the entire capital A "Anti-racism" movement

Ibram x kendi and Robin DiAngelo are literally getting paid tens of thousands of dollars per speech by government agencies, schools, and corporations to yell at white people about how racist they are

[Anonymous No.14797957]

>>14797948
>to yell at white people about how racist they are
its essentially religious tier arguments akin to "original sin". Coastie Alt-leftism or wokism or whatever you want to call it is just a new religion, all dogma and nonsense to guilt you into handing them money

[Anonymous No.14797977]

>>14797839
>ipa

[Anonymous No.14797984]

>>14797977
ok grandpa

[Anonymous No.14798009]

>>14797984
>ok grandpa

[Anonymous No.14798015]

>>14797839
Lagers, stouts, and ales.
Sometimes I like shandy's or sours when its really hot out.

I fucking hate that soy faced tard in OP's pic.

[Anonymous No.14798017]

>>14798009
Not liking IPAs after IPAs have been very common and popular for like 20 fucking years suggest you are quite old. IPAs aren't a cultural niche, they are extremely normy and common

[Anonymous No.14798027]

>>14797839
Old ale or barley wine.

[Anonymous No.14798035]

>>14798017
>Not liking IPAs after IPAs have been very common and popular for like 20 fucking years suggest you are quite old. IPAs aren't a cultural niche, they are extremely normy and common

[Anonymous No.14798037]

>>14798035
Yeah man Yuengling is the best!

[Anonymous No.14798043]

>>14798037
>Yeah man Yuengling is the best!

[Anonymous No.14798048]

>>14798043
Fuck you faggot.

[Anonymous No.14798051]

>>14798048
>Fuck you faggot.

[Anonymous No.14798053]

>>14798043
so do you just not like beer?

[Anonymous No.14798054]

>>14797839
I prefer a fine pilsner beer

[Anonymous No.14798059]

>>14798051
my sides

[Anonymous No.14798066]

>>14798059
are fat

[Anonymous No.14798110]

>>14798037
this but unironically

[Anonymous No.14798117]

>>14798110
>are you embarrassed to be drinking a light lager but also don't really like beer? Well try Yuengling, all the pretension of good beer with none of the quality

[Anonymous No.14798124]

>>14798043
You're right retard.

[Anonymous No.14798149]

>>14798117
I'm not embarrassed to drink anything I just enjoy yanglang. Stop green texting your projections kiddo

[Anonymous No.14798163]

I like tripels, tend to have the most bang for my buck and taste pretty good.
also lol at this point >>14797910
>pre 2020
>lmao at white guys always drinking their craft IPAs!
>2020
>WHY IS CRAFT BEER ONLY FOR WHITE PEOPLE

[Anonymous No.14798164]

>>14798149
My projections? I don't drink Yuengling. Are you just saying random meme words?

[Anonymous No.14798171]

I like piney ipa's

[Anonymous No.14798178]

unfiltered wheat ale.

[Anonymous No.14798196]

>>14797839
Tripples. It's a girly drink but no one calls you on it.

[Anonymous No.14798308]

>>14797839
I just can't seem to like the taste of alcohol. It's extremely disgusting no matter the type and I feel left out.

[Anonymous No.14798337]

>>14798308
you are right to feel left out, because you are. shame on you

[Anonymous No.14798396]

>>14797839
What kind of beer should I drink if I want to identify as a "white"?

[Anonymous No.14798844]

>>14797870
They'll get fired if they don't.

[Anonymous No.14798849]

>>14798037
I don't drink Chinese beer.

[Anonymous No.14798853]

>>14797839
Shandy :)

[Anonymous No.14798891]

>>14798308
I feel the same way. If you can get past a certain point, you discover how fun being drunk is tho. This is dangerous because you treat it like medicine and you know it tastes like ass but you swing it down anyways for the good feeling later. Oh also alcohol is literally poison for your body.

[Anonymous No.14798971]

>>14798396
come home white man

[Anonymous No.14799075]

Beer is faggot juice

I like pints with the boys but at the end of the day if you want to drink, drink whiskey

[Anonymous No.14800358]

>>14799075
>men can only drink one thing even if I also drink other stuff
great

[Anonymous No.14800981]

Barrel Aged Stout obviously

[Anonymous No.14801015]

>>14797839
Liking dark beer is a dead giveaway that you're a babby palate and you can only get off on cloying childish flavors

[Anonymous No.14801035]

>>14797839
for me its malt liquor

[Anonymous No.14801056]

>>14801015
wtf are you talking about? Dark beer is not cloying
Only liking one style of beer is what is childish, adults like big barrel aged stouts, DIPAs, german lagers, Belgian Quads, lambics, classic APAs. You don't limit yourself like some fucking picky eater, there is an incredible variety of good beer from huge range of styles. Don't be a style babby

[Anonymous No.14801140]

>>14801056
t. babby palate addicted to sugar beer

[Anonymous No.14801167]

>>14801140
Do you think every stout is a meme pastry stout? Many stouts aren't particularly sweet

[Anonymous No.14801725]

>>14797839
Stouts are pleb tier

[Anonymous No.14801809]

>>14801140
ok anderson valley chai tea lager sippin faggot

[Anonymous No.14801855]

>>14797839
imp stout/imp baltic porter

[Anonymous No.14802719]

>>14797839
Stouts and sours.
A lambic is always good.

[Anonymous No.14802795]

>>14801056
Liking sours is a 100% sign of being a fruit though.

[Anonymous No.14802809]

>>14797957
At least I can be forgiven for original sin...

[Anonymous No.14802815]

>>14797839
Porter.

[Anonymous No.14802874]

>>14802795
All beers and ales were sour in the old world.
Crusaders drank nothing but sours and they were more man than you could ever hope to be.

[Anonymous No.14802895]

>>14802874
Crusaders more like Cucksaders.
No surprise Christcucks and Marysimps would drink sours.

[Anonymous No.14802951]

>>14797839
Stouts and porters are based. Amber ales next on the list, then lagers.

[Anonymous No.14803046]

Wits and radlers in the summer, porters, stouts and dark ales in the winter. Barleywine is also fucking great but incredibly hard to find.

[Anonymous No.14803092]

>>14797839
Why is this book implying becoming white is bad.
Isn't THAT racism?

[Anonymous No.14803243]

>>14797839
I like sours. There is a lot of variety to be had with sours, and sour is just a good flavor in general.

[Anonymous No.14803272]

>>14797839
>The irony has come full circle, and I don't know who's being sarcastic anymore.

I just like beer. Usually stouts and porters this time of year, but I just enjoy good beer - the barmaid's pick tonight was an earl grey wheat beer they just put on tap. Not my favourite thing, but it was pretty fuckin' good.

[Anonymous No.14803296]

>>14803243
They got weaponized quickly here. Some breweries are doing it right, but others are pushing the acidity as hard as they pushed bitterness in the IPA arms race.

[Anonymous No.14803312]

>>14803296
It feels like breweries around me are finally taking them a bit more seriously. They existed around me before, but I am seeing more now, and it isn't even summer.

[Anonymous No.14803329]

>>14803312
There are two in my city, and a handful within a decent drive that make proper sours - it's a beer with a tang to it, not a god damned bacterial infection with a yeasty aftertaste.

I don't know, maybe I got lucky with brettanomyces, but I've made decent brett-lacto beers with a hint of almost citrusy-sourness lying between the hops and the thin layer of brett funk. Most of these guys are just murdering the brettanomyces like it's supposed to be a main ingredient. You can use acetobacter to sour a beer too, but who the hell would want to drink a pint of malt vinegar?

[Anonymous No.14803366]

>>14803046
>Barleywine
Isn't that just malt liquor?

[Anonymous No.14803379]

>>14803366
but good

[Anonymous No.14803383]

>>14798117
Yuengling is better than a lot of mass market beers at least

[Anonymous No.14803384]

>>14797839
local lager
I live in a gay hipster town but there are so many breweries, and at least one is good
t. beerlet

[Anonymous No.14803388]

>>14803383
but not really though

[Anonymous No.14803389]

>>14803366
Same idea, different execution. Malt liquor's more of crack to Budweiser's cocaine, while Barleywine's generally a lot more old-world, English/German/Belgian

[Anonymous No.14803664]

>>14800358
yes.jpg

[Anonymous No.14803760]

>>14797870
this is likely a required textbook in some stupid class in a culinary program in some California university

[Anonymous No.14803819]

I keep seeing a bunch of SMaSH beers appearing in liquor stores all of the sudden. Haven't tried one yet, what are they like?

[Anonymous No.14803971]

>>14803819
SMASH beers?

[Anonymous No.14804048]

>>14803971
Single Malt And Single Hop. There's a lot of them in the store I usually visit.

[Anonymous No.14806118]

>>14803819
>>14803971
>>14804048

I think Sam Adams was doing something like this for a bit. Some of the local breweries are doing the same, like a highlight of a particular hop, with a single-item or very simple malt bill to highlight it (because something like East Kent Goldings will work with something like straight munich, but really benefits from a pinch of mid-L caramel malt).

As with most beers that start off as a concept - some are really good (Saaz and Galaxy, for instance, seem to be hard to screw up), and others should never have escaped the lab.

[Anonymous No.14806127]

>>14797839
Brown ales are #1 for me. Stouts, porters, and brown ales are my favorite in general, especially in colder weather.

[Anonymous No.14806130]

>>14806118
Sorry, multitasking... the whole point of starting that was to say that they're more like intro classes in beer than beers themselves. This is what mid-prairie 2row and Yakima Valley Cascade taste like together. This is what we did to make this taste like it does. To take it Westward, start the hops earlier in the boil. To take it Eastward, start them much later, even into the primary fermentation... the labels are usually fairly informative.

[Anonymous No.14806134]

>>14797839
>The darker the better.

Just like women.

[Anonymous No.14806164]

>>14797839
I hope the person in that picture is truly miserable. I hope he spends at least one night a week drinking his disgusting fucking beer alone and wondering why he hasn't leapt off a tower somewhere yet. One of the best ways to end racism is supposedly less white people right? He should kill himself.

[Anonymous No.14806173]

>>14806164
Also IPAs are unironically patrician

[Anonymous No.14806208]

>>14798308
it's literal poison

[Anonymous No.14807330]

I'm a Canadian living in Ontario. Any good places to buy Belgian beer online? I want to get my hands on La Trappe Quadrupel and Orval, as well as a few bottles of Pauwel Kwak. Couldn't find either at the LCBO either on the website or in store.

[Anonymous No.14807501]

>>14797839
I like shock top. It's dirt cheap, it has no hops, and it goes down fast and easy. A perfect beer in my opinion.

Stouts are good, anything but an IPA.

[Anonymous No.14808265]

>>14802795
but I love sours...

[Anonymous No.14808301]

for me, it's the humble lager

[Anonymous No.14808688]

>>14797839
>mogs you

[Anonymous No.14809579]

Bock Beer

[Anonymous No.14809582]

>>14797948
>government agencies
not anymore, bless trump

[Anonymous No.14809587]

>>14798308
i like some booze, but haven't really found a beer i like.
it all tastes like swill to me.

i'll choke one down at oktoberfest or whatever, but other than that, the only time i buy it is when im cooking with it. beer cheese for pretzels, beer battered fish, bratwurst boilt in beer, etc

[Anonymous No.14809596]

>>14809579
based

[Anonymous No.14809632]

funky barrel aged saisons imo, anything with interesting mixed yeast culture

[Anonymous No.14809664]

>>14809632
Fucking this.

[Anonymous No.14809743]

>>14809632
Based

[Anonymous No.14809837]

Milds and bitters honestly, born a few decades too late it seems cause they're going out of fashion. Life in the IPA age is suffering for a bitter/mild drinker

[Anonymous No.14809915]

Who else hyped?

[Anonymous No.14809919]

>>14797839
Czech lager

[Anonymous No.14809931]

>>14809915
plain hersheys is one of the worst chocolates around.

[Anonymous No.14809982]

>>14797922
The wokes are moralizing centrists.

[Anonymous No.14810774]

>>14809664
BFM is great, I like a lot the torpille because it's a bit sour too

[Anonymous No.14810783]

>>14809915
there are great chocolate stouts all over the place so no I am not excited about a bad macro brewer making a beer with bad chocolate

[Anonymous No.14810786]

>>14809982
no, the wokes are anything but centrists

[Anonymous No.14810793]

>>14809915
I live near the brewery and got a case on Friday see >>14798124
It's very good.

[Anonymous No.14811548]

>>14810774
I've never tried this one, just the saison, Alexandre and saint bon chien. Saint bon chien is probably my favorite beer, a shame it's so expensive.

[Anonymous No.14812353]

>>14798124
Why Hersheys? Their chocolate still has butyric acid in it

[Anonymous No.14812485]

>>14797839
I like almost all types of beer but Belgian tripels is probably the best. Nothing beats the Westmalle tripel or the Chimay.

[Anonymous No.14812533]

alright. i'm ready. i have an open mind. someone please tell me why beer is racist. all ears

[Anonymous No.14812823]

>>14812353
yeah specifically their milk chocolate

do you really think they made this beer by just mixing the standard ingredients of Hershey’s milk chocolate with Yuengling porter? Retard

[Anonymous No.14813040]

>>14798017
Holy shit, what a fucking FRUIT (just like the taste of IPAs)

[Anonymous No.14813098]

>>14798037
yuengling is great, i cant stand hoppy beers

[Anonymous No.14813134]

>>14803046
I love the art on this

[Anonymous No.14813160]

>>14797839
W....wh.....where did you get a picture of my stepdad?

[Anonymous No.14813215]

>>14798396
PBR
White and hipster
White and trash
Hits all the bases

[Anonymous No.14814633]

>>14813098
yuengling is just Budweiser plus a little caramel coloring

[Anonymous No.14814644]

>>14798124
>21+
why is this a rule again?

[Anonymous No.14814648]

>>14806164
Implying the soy in OPs pic isn't false flagging. Pretty sure it's 50/50 at this point with these kind of pictures. The people I know irl that are living soyjacks encompass the whole political spectrum. Comes with the territory of being chronically online sedentary low T faggots way too obsessed with internet culture wars.

Or are we still pretending only "leftists" look like that while the right is full of buff chads? Please

[Anonymous No.14814653]

>>14808265
fruity little baby man :] jp

[OP No.14814658]

>>14807330
>>14808265
>he posts anime

[Anonymous No.14814660]

>>14814648
the very fact that that is a book that someone thought they needed to write is fucking insane
"How can we blame black people having bad taste when it comes to beer on white people?"

[Anonymous No.14814685]

>>14814660
It is very cringe I agree. Not even white but the second hand embarrassment I feel for white guilt fags is palpable.

[Anonymous No.14814687]

>>14798178
based

[Anonymous No.14814702]

>>14814648
>Or are we still pretending only "leftists" look like that while the right is full of buff chads?
HORSEY SAYS THE RIGHT IS FULL OF HYPERMASCULINE POWERLIFTERS, THEREFORE IT TRUE

[Anonymous No.14814706]

>>14797839
>how Beer Became White
The implication that beer wasn't always white is problematic
White people literally invented the modern concept of beer, they were the first to bring hops to the equation and they popularized the product around the world.

[Anonymous No.14814710]

>>14814648
The alt-left, like the OP's depiction, and the Alt-right are fucking dumb too
Wokeism is a nonsense religion, being alt right is just fucking dumb

[Anonymous No.14814761]

>>14814706
I imagine it draws on the whole "fermented drinks flow from the pillars of society and existed in all ancient cultures" bit, which is fact. Beer-like drinks existed in all the cradles of civilization, from the great citadel of Uruk to the scattered villages of China.

But yes, beer as we know it today is a uniquely white evolution, and I fail to see how that's a problem.

[Anonymous No.14814994]

>>14809931
thank you for saying this, im not from /ck/ and i was hoping to see this upon seeing that image. The beer company is honestly porbably just making a chocolate porter, but they should have considered whose brand they were going to use carefully. Perhaps they did; Hershey's brand is not known for quality, but the name itself is world famous so maybe they were going for that angle. Not sure, but i never think of "good" when i think of "Hershey's"

[Anonymous No.14815058]

I only drink beer made from monks.

[Anonymous No.14815060]

>>14798124
Disgusting

[Anonymous No.14815144]

>>14797868
>soy boy

nothing ironic about this guy

[Anonymous No.14815422]

Stouts. But don't mind a Steelie every once in a while.

[Anonymous No.14816157]

>>14812353
>BUTYRIC ACID BAD!!!

[Anonymous No.14816506]

>>14798124
>Hershey

[Anonymous No.14816509]

>>14798308
just be grateful you don't love the taste and become an alcoholic like me.

[Anonymous No.14816548]

>>14803388
you seriously dont think Yuengling is better than Miller, Bud, etc? those are literal pisswater. American style pilsners usually just mean more watery. Yuengling isnt the best beer by far but I'd much rather it be the default beer than Coors light or whatever other swill people drink