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14779239 No.14779239 [Reply] [Original]

It just tastes better

>> No.14779245

I'M GETTING MORE OF A SEARED BITE

>> No.14779295
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14779295

For me it's the chicken tikka big mac, with curly fries and a free toy. All my friends love it.

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>>14779239
>It just tastes better

>> No.14779339

>>14779239
it has a really seared bite compared to a normal whopper. a normal whopper is a sloppa desu

>> No.14779345

>>14779239
Tt's OK, whoppers are overrated like big macs, the crispy chicken is way better.

>> No.14779371

>>14779301
> Falling for obvious soijak bait.

>> No.14779375

>>14779239
Tastes better to you, you bug eating degenerate freak!

>> No.14779377

>>14779239
FUCK

>> No.14779380

ON THE IMPOSSIBLE WHOPPER

>> No.14779381

>>14779239
>>14779377
OFF

>> No.14779383

>>14779345
Way better than what? Rat food? Do you think that your shit advertising isn't detected for the bullshit that it is?

>> No.14779386

>>14779239
>>14779377
>>14779381
FAGGOT

>> No.14779389

>>14779381
S*YB*Y

>> No.14779393

Conversational advertisng from faggots that think it wont be detected for the utter crap that it is. Is that how you justify your faggotry?

>> No.14779394

>>14779239
give me an example of a "bite" that is not a seared bite. is biting into a cream puff a "cum" bite?

>> No.14779395

>>14779383
The fucking whopper or big mac you illiterate waste of oxygen.

>> No.14779400

>>14779395
Oh that means so much.
You're calling me illeterate yet you're defending rat food big macs and whoppers?

>> No.14779403

THAN I'M GETTING ON THE REGULAR WHOP- NO NO NO NO

>> No.14779407

>>14779375
I'd try a bug burger, they already use them for flavouring, colour and texture.

>> No.14779409

I think I touched a nerve on this anon, he had to go to caps.

>> No.14779413

>>14779407
Don't tell me, seems like your making excuses to yourself for eating bugs.
Dude, get a grip!

>> No.14779417

If you've fallen so low as to have to eat insects/bugs then you need to get a reality check.

>> No.14779419
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>>14779239

>> No.14779421

>>14779400
>You're calling me illeterate yet you're defending rat food big macs and whoppers?

Are you actually arguing that or using non sequiturs to be funny?

>> No.14779425

>>14779421
What do I have to argue? You're the one defending eating rat food. Read your own assertions to yourself and realize how silly they come across to others.

>> No.14779441

>>14779425
I never defended the whopper or big mac.

>> No.14779442

>>14779421
If you want to eat rat food then that could be good for you but don't expect to not get called out on it on a food/cooking board.

>> No.14779465

>>14779441
So this post wasn't yours?
If you deny that then you're a liar.
>>14779395

>> No.14779471

>>14779383
What specifically is rat food?

>> No.14779477

>>14779471
What are you stupid? Rat food is anything that rats eat.

>> No.14779479

>>14779465
Saying a crispy chicken is BETTER THAN and big mac of a whopper is not defending those turd sandwiches.

>> No.14779484

>>14779479
Yap at that other anon, I never said that those rat foodwiches are better than anything. I certainly don't buy them.

>> No.14779503

>>14779477
So anything. Which makes it a pointless descriptor.

>> No.14779505
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Freaks from the democrat party would have to pay me to eat their rat food, the biden/camel types, even then I'm not that desparate to eat their bullshit or deal with their agenda.

>> No.14779511

>>14779503
Not to rats, they like democrats eat it right up.

>> No.14779520

demo-rats

>> No.14779526

>>14779511
Rats don't speak English and probably can't read it either.

>> No.14779530

>>14779239
I have no fucking clue what retards are on about with "seared bite", but I actually do like it better than a normal Whopper because it doesn't have that awful metallic aftertaste that Burger King burgers usually have.

>> No.14779567

NO NO NO NO, NO NO NOOO NO NO NO NO
BK
YOUR IMPOSSIBLE WHOPPER
IS BETTER
THAN YOU'RE ACTUAL WHOPPER

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>>14779245
>>14779380
>>14779403
>>14779567
Fucking Based. Everyone else in this thread is a turbo-retard.

>> No.14781214

I'm getting more of a seared bite on the Impossible Whopper, than I'm getting on the actual Who- no no no no no no no no.... No please don't say that no no no... No. Nonononono. No no nono no no. NONO NO NONO NO NOOOOO. Ladies and gentlemen, I'm not gonna trip. I wanted to come in a 100% hater.

I'mma tell you off the top. I wanted to take a bite of this and be like 'ehhh nah nah it it'- I'mma just flat out say it; your Impossible Whopper BK, IS BETTER THAN YOUR ACTUAL WHOPPER BK. YOUR IMPOSSIBLE WHOPPER BK IS BETTER THAN YOUR ACTUAL WHOPPER BK. IT HAS A MORE SEARED TASTE.

IT'S MORE OF A COOKOUT FLEX. IT JUST TASTES BETTER. Get over here. You get back in the bag. BK. That bite is so flavorful my m- and the fact that it works so well, it literally compliments the lettuce. Like I'm not even mad that I'm bittin' up, and I'm not even mad, that I'm eating lettuce right now and tomatoes.

You can really taste the onion because the sear, on this plant based situation right here, it's so strong and you barely get onion but the onion's there so you get a crunch off it, with soft bun action and SBA? BK, YOU'RE ONTO SOMETHING, AND I LIKE WHERE YOU, YOU GOIN' BK, THE IMPOSSIBLE WHOPPER SON!

>> No.14782268

lolol i worked at the first restaurant to serve this remebdously unhealthy dogshit. just eat vegetables. its literally as unnatural and nightmarish as jellied arbys meat and yet made out of vegetables

>> No.14782559

I'm getting more of a seared bite on the Impossible Whopper, than I'm getting on the actual Who- no no no no no no no no.... No please don't say that no no no... No. Nonononono. No no nono no no. NONO NO NONO NO NOOOOO. Ladies and gentlemen, I'm not gonna trip. I wanted to come in a 100% hater.

I'mma tell you off the top. I wanted to take a bite of this and be like 'ehhh nah nah it it'- I'mma just flat out say it; your Impossible Whopper BK, IS BETTER THAN YOUR ACTUAL WHOPPER BK. YOUR IMPOSSIBLE WHOPPER BK IS BETTER THAN YOUR ACTUAL WHOPPER BK. IT HAS A MORE SEARED TASTE.

IT'S MORE OF A COOKOUT FLEX. IT JUST TASTES BETTER. Get over here. You get back in the bag. BK. That bite is so flavorful my m- and the fact that it works so well, it literally compliments the lettuce. Like I'm not even mad that I'm bittin' up, and I'm not even mad, that I'm eating lettuce right now and tomatoes.

You can really taste the onion because the sear, on this plant based situation right here, it's so strong and you barely get onion but the onion's there so you get a crunch off it, with soft bun action and SBA? BK, YOU'RE ONTO SOMETHING, AND I LIKE WHERE YOU, YOU GOIN' BK, THE IMPOSSIBLE WHOPPER SON

>> No.14782560

>>14779239

It seriously does not. The original tastes way better, but the impossible whopper is a great substitute if you do not want to eat beef and have to eat at burger king for some reason.

>> No.14782755

I'm getting more of a seared bite

>> No.14782803

>>14779239
It's great if you add bacon, cheese and mayonnaise.

>> No.14782830

>>14782803
>impossible whopper with bacon
kek

>> No.14782848

What the fuck is a seared bite? Is it just typical noggins talking out their ass and trying to sound like an expert?

>> No.14782856

>>14779239
No it doesn’t, and it has millions of times more estrogen. No thanks

>> No.14782864

>>14782848
/gif/ knows the answer

>> No.14783030

can I get the 2 for $5 deal with the impossible instead of regular whoppers?

>> No.14783108

>>14779239
Simulated burger via textured and flavored cereals used in common pet chow. No thanks.

>> No.14783116

>>14783030
No

>> No.14783122 [DELETED] 

>wait for coke hookup at burger king
>see sign for 10 nuggies for 2.99
>get 20 nuggies to share with my dogs
>worse then 10 hour old mcnuggets
Atleast dogs have breakfast in the morning. No wonder I haven't gone to burger king in 15 years

>> No.14783206

>>14783122
Only time I ever went to burger king was to use up a voucher for a double burger, or long burger thing whatever it was.
Not nice at all, burger was soggy the place was dead only 2 other people in there. It's permanently shut down now which isn't really surprising. They never had a chance when theres a bigger maccie on the other side of the road.
Only upside was a nigger didnt touch my food.

>> No.14784241

>>14783030
Yes. I regularly do this.

>> No.14784274

>>14782848
its a cookout flex

>> No.14784793

>>14781214
>>14782559
Based

>> No.14784806

I'm getting more of a seared bite

>> No.14785039

>>14783108
>potatoes, oils, and beats is pet food
Haha found the retarded, fat faggot

>> No.14786049

>>14779239
It does, but I can't help but feel like I'm becoming a soyboy when eating it.

>> No.14786447

Can a non-autistic person explain what's funny about DUDE SEARED BITE LMAO? I don't get it.

>> No.14786539

>>14779239
It doesn't taste bad. It reminds me of a much improved version of a gas station hamburger.

>> No.14786543

It does taste better. I was the first person to say that back when I drove 100 miles just to try it.

>> No.14786555

>>14786539
*30%textured vegetable protein 30% mystery meat 40%sodium

>> No.14786567

>>14786447
its not funny the first time, it just gradually gets funny as you iterate over saying it and hearing it, just like sneed feed

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>>14779239

>> No.14786716

>>14779239
...than dirt and hair mixed together yeah

>> No.14786954

>>14779239
yeah I agree, when I eat the Impossible Burger I get more of a seared bite taste to it.

>> No.14786988

>>14779505
Still voting Biden lmfao nice astroturf though

>> No.14787066

>>14783030
Yes, but why would you want to

>> No.14788032

>>14779239
But I bet it doesn't taste as good as Tyrone's semen, right?
Faggot.

>> No.14788530

>>14788032
I'm getting more of a seared bite from Tyrone's semen

>> No.14789120
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14789120

Anyone else bought one?

>> No.14789130
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Post your favorite BK meals

>> No.14789131

>>14779239
I don't know if its a testament to how tasteless the regular Whopper is, but I genuinely prefer the Impossible Whopper. I smother it with buffalo sauce like a goddamn Mexican though.

>> No.14789281

>>14779505
>making food political
You have to be deranged

>> No.14789591

What does a seared bite even mean?
It can be better seared and still taste like shit

>> No.14789658

https://youtu.be/Ug75diEyiA0