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>> No.14755357

Chuck norris made it popular

>> No.14755358

>>14755348
Marketing, its super unhealthy. They want you to be a usless fat fuck

>> No.14755378

>>14755348
it's actually really good if you don't overcook it

>> No.14755379

>>14755348
I literally don’t know why does my sister love bacon so much. I just wanna hit that fat bitch in the fucking face, like that shit is DISGUSTINGGGG

>> No.14755382

>Normals
Is that supposed to be an insult?

>> No.14755387

>>14755348
There is nothing wrong with bacon.

There is everything wrong with how people shove it into foods it doesn't belong in

>> No.14755393 [DELETED] 

>>14755379
For anyone wondering, we are both half latino but my sister looks rather white while I look on my latina mom, fit and lean. No wonder she’s f*t when she’s a whi*oid on her dad

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>>14755393
>”i hate my dad, how did he dare fuck my latina whore of a mother who likes white cocks, that’s UNFAIR!” REEE!
>hey, but i can always roast “whi*oids” on 4chan, that will show them, haha!

>> No.14755440

Because they haven't been introduced to the far superior breakfast meats: scrapple and goetta.

>> No.14755439 [DELETED] 

>>14755427
My mom hates my fagget wyt father

>> No.14755444

>>14755348
I dont know man, i was eating bacon before it was cool and these normies really ruined things for me

>> No.14755451 [DELETED] 

>>14755439
>this level of cope
Amazing. Cope all you want but that won’t change the fact that you’re a literal product of your WHITE father’s fetish.

>> No.14755455

>>14755393
Bro, racist not cool man.

>> No.14755487 [DELETED] 

>>14755451
Shut up white.

>> No.14755762

>salty
>savory
>tastes great
>renders fat for future dishes
>can be added to a wide variety of dishes either as a side or topping
What's to hate?

>> No.14755764

>>14755348
Hating bacon is for tryhards

>> No.14755770

It's delicious. It shouldn't be added to things it doesn't belong in as it's overpowering.

>> No.14755779

>>14755762
He saves the fat instead of sopping it up with potatoes. Anon i....

>> No.14755787

Bacon is fine, it tastes ok, good with eggs for breakfast. But it got popular because of some stupid meme cultural phenomenon so obviously 4chan contrarians are gonna hate it when it isnt amazing or terrible, its just fine

>> No.14755842
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14755842

i fucking love bacon but i hate the chuck noris mentality of being a cool man that eats BACON and drinks BIER and hides PORNO MAGS in the dog house

>> No.14755856

>>14755842
Bro those porno mags are there because my wife sends me there on the regular

>> No.14755857

>>14755842
who the fuck is promoting this lifestyle to you bro? its not 2012 anymore

>> No.14755872

>>14755348
because just like you, they're easily influenced by popular opinion
- there's nothing wrong with bacon
- you need to stop worrying about how you look to other people

>> No.14755902

>>14755358
>>14755378
>>14755387
>>14755444
>>14755762
>>14755764
>>14755770
>>14755787
>>14755872
Am I the only one who thinks bacon is gross? No matter how I cook it or order it it's this overly salty crunchy or leathery strip of meat that I can only tolerate mixed with eggs or potatoes in a hash. I cant imagine eating just bacon, that's disgusting.

>> No.14755953

>>14755842
Just put it in the hOT juice

>> No.14755954

>>14755387
this

>> No.14755976

>>14755857
yeah good point but the hahaha bacon is epic shit hasn't change same with pizza

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>>14755440
>scrapple
>september
hngggg only a month and change before RAPA online ordering starts

>> No.14756042

>>14756024
Around here I buy the Jones brand for $3/lb at Kroger.

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>>14755348
>look how hipster i am
>i hate popular stuff
>i call them normals
>i am unique

>> No.14756302

>>14755348
>Bacon is for normals im so quirky

>> No.14756319

>>14755358
My boss (early-mid 50s) has eaten 4 slices of gas station bacon for breakfast for at least the last decade, he then tops that off with a monster energy, sometimes another later. He does actually stay fit but everyone keeps telling him it will probably kill him, the cognitive dissonance is just too strong.

Whenever they do our yearly health screenings in office (optional, obviously) he's more than happy to share his far too high blood pressure, I imagine saying it out loud has some form of therapeutic response but he never acts on it to do anything about it.

So even if youre not a useless fat fuck you could still end up a useless dead fuck.

>> No.14756325

>>14755348
Why are you bitching about old memes that ran their course out nearly half a decade ago? Also despite that nonsense, bacon tastes good.

>> No.14756329

>>14755348
Why did you say 'normals' and not 'normalfags?'

>> No.14756352

>>14755902
No cooking method will change the level of salt and i agree with you its way too much on its own, but good, well cooked bacon on a BLT with some really good tomatoes is great.

Bake it starting in a cold oven and pull it out before it starts looking like what crispy skillet bacon looks like, it will look too soft and rubbery/chewy at first, but once it cools down itll firm up and be melt in your mouth smooth and totally worth it for sandwiches.

>> No.14756367

its been so heavily marketed as MEAT = MANLY that consoomer retards actually started believing that

>> No.14756383

Why are people on 4chan so bitter and contrarian?

>> No.14756405

>>14756367
If you want to be manly the most manly thing you could possibly do is strip to show off your man body while charging down the street with a full erection simultaneously jerking your self off and punching people in the face.

>> No.14756415

>>14755348
Everybody loves bacon. Question is why do people think bacon is funny?

>> No.14757151

salty, fatty, mild in flavour (fuck you, it is) and readily available.Also cheap.

>> No.14757244

>>14755348
First of all it's great, but it also became the subject of great hype in like the last 10 years or so. People were just swept along.

>> No.14757248

>>14755902
Nah, you're just a weirdo. But that's evidently OK nowadays.

>> No.14757369

>>14755348
they're normals because they eat bacon

>> No.14757389

DUDE.....


B
A
C
O
N

LMAO

>> No.14757415

It's the perfect one ingredient meat snack.
Beef jerky is for soup loving keks

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>>14756329
that's homophobic, chud

>> No.14757640

>>14755348
Jim Gaffigan and Epic Meal Time. Seriously, they are more responsible for the "omg le bacon is the greatest thing evarrrr" than anyone else.

>> No.14757654

>>14755902
I also find it gross.
However I have a good reason for it : I was raised in a muslim country and "pork = forbidden" was hammered into me. Now, even though I don't consider myself a muslim anymore, I still can't bring myself to eat it.

>> No.14757735

>>14755382
>normals
>normies
>cis
I love it when retards and trannies try to marginalize normal people, it's so hilariously futile.

>> No.14757788

>>14757735
I'm not trying to marginalize anyone, it's just a meme, broski. Calm down.

>> No.14757800

>>14757415
Broccoli chedder with bacon
Potato soup with bacon
Kino

>> No.14757820

Is this 2010? I haven't seen a unironic "I FUCKING LOVE BACON" meme in 7 years

>> No.14757854

>>14755902
I agree. I even tried to fall for the 'bacon is good' meme and hypnotize myself into liking it during when Epic Meal Time was popular, but it was meh at best. Pretty good as an ingredient for cooking, but not much on its own.

>> No.14757873

>>14756405
Thats hard to do though. The jerkoff hand is usually the main punching hand.

>> No.14757885

>>14757788
Hey frenfamalam, im not your broski.

>> No.14758289

>>14755387
>It's delicious. It shouldn't be added to things it doesn't belong in as it's overpowering.

this. Bacon with anything other than vegetables or breakfast foods is an atrocious mix. Imaginne mixing bacon with cheese or on top of a fatty burger.

>> No.14758301

>>14755358
Bacon's more subtle about it. It won't make you fat but it'll fill your arteries with cholesterol and kill you that way.

>> No.14758330

>not loving bacon

I didn't know some of you were such spineless cunt faggots.