/alch/ I guess

[Anonymous No.14722489]

Breakfast was 2 tallboys of Mickey's (1 classic 1 ice brewed) and 3 packs of Buttercream Crackers baked by Croley Foods, a commercial bakery based in the Philippines.

[Anonymous No.14722495]

>>14722489
banned son

[Anonymous No.14722497]

>>14722489
What's the pants stain from

[Anonymous No.14722505]

>>14722489
i am drinking bud light seltzers with a mission of getting blackout drunk because my mom is a cult worshipping nutjob now

[Anonymous No.14722511]

>>14722497
The darker stain is vomit from my last session with a fifth of vodka, straight from the bottle and lukewarm. The orange stain is from mango that dribbled down my pants whilst I was eating.

[Anonymous No.14722513]

>>14722497
coom

[Anonymous No.14722516]

>>14722505
I came from a fundamentalist cult like background. alcohol is the only thing that frees my mind from the shackles of a stunted childhood

[Anonymous No.14722524]

>>14722489
buttercream crackers are pretty based, butter coconut is way better though. try red horse beer if you ever get the chance, it's basically the closest thing we've got to malt liquor over here (even comes in 40s)
t. pinoyfag

[Anonymous No.14722526]

>>14722516
Have you read survivor by chuck palahniuk? You might relate to the conflict of the main character, Tender Branson.

[Anonymous No.14722538]

>>14722526
nah I haven't read any palahniuk. might give it a try. thanks bro. here's to you *cracks 12th Pabst of the afternoon*

[Anonymous No.14722543]

>>14722489
>Philippines.
>That fucked up car compartment with duct tape.
Don't you eat pagpag and jollie bee spaget everyday, brah?

[Anonymous No.14722551]

>>14722516
i'm sorry to hear that anon, my mom is just now politically brainwashed and has gone from a normal person to a genuine racist, gay-hating, fundamentalist christian despite never having been in a church

she just reads qanon-tier conspiracy shit all day long and has no job

[Anonymous No.14722580]

>>14722543
I went in for some of the old Jollibee on /ck/'s advice (this was after they were bought out recently) and it wasn't half bad. Here in the Hawaiian isles we have based flip cuisine basically all over. My spaghetti sauce was thick and hearty like normal spaghetti sauce but really sweet, almost like ketchup. It had small cubes of pork and hot dog slices in it and it was really good. My chicken leg was crispy but it didn't have a whole lot of meat. We're talking less than a kfc leg. Now that I'm crossfaded (I took my first beer with a hit of local skunk weed) Jollibee sounds amazing but Im stranded in upcountry right now so I can't make it there without expending a lot more time and effort than a lazy bastard like me is inclined to.