*shits on all other water*

[Anonymous No.14711446]

>pussy Fiji water taste like mangoes

[Anonymous No.14711461]

only poor people get their water in pl*stic bottles

[Anonymous No.14711465]

>>14711446
drink tapwater you fucking mongoloids
unless you're in Flint

[Anonymous No.14711496]

>>14711446
Smart Water is slightly better, but both it and Fiji SHIT over everything else.

[Anonymous No.14711501]

>>14711446
I like water from norway or iceland better than fiji.

[Anonymous No.14711504]

Since they changed the label design there is no reason to buy fiji

[Anonymous No.14711515]

>>14711446
Fiji water is bitter and disgusting though. I tried it once cuz the label is cool but I literally didn't finish the bottle.

[Anonymous No.14711546]

Badoit.

[Anonymous No.14711563]

>>14711515
lol what the fuck is wrong with you taste buds it's WATER idiot it can't be bitter unless it's shitty mineral or seltzer water.

[Anonymous No.14712034]

>>14711446
>Not buying S.Pellegrino for the same price.
Ask me how I know you grew up poor.

[Anonymous No.14712042]

>still buying water
people that don't live near bodies of fresh water should die

[Anonymous No.14712158]

>>14711515
>Fiji water is bitter

[Anonymous No.14712458]

White people went crazy over some reddit sauce, imagine how blacks would react if they couldnt get this.

[Anonymous No.14712477]

>>14711446
>buying brand water
>literally paying 100s of dollars per month for a company that is literally getting its water from a spring
Do you guys not have access to springs? Here in Germany, there's plenty of places where you can go and fill up your bottles. The water isn't only clean but also more healthy. AND you only pay for gas which is like 1 or 2 bucks most of the time

[Anonymous No.14712503]

>>14711446
Mmmm don't you just love the taste of plastic leeching into your water? Gotta love those microplastics and the great taste of endocrine disrupting pthalates!

[Anonymous No.14712557]

>>14712503
>plastic leeching into your water
what did he mean by this?

[Anonymous No.14712653]

>>14711446

>$5 for 2 cases of 24

Yeah you can take your faggot water and shove it right up your ass.

[None !4PRDdoNSjw No.14712655]

>>14711446
That is good water

[Anonymous No.14712661]

>>14712557
There is nothing more to say.

[Anonymous No.14712727]

>>14711446
only bought it once when i went to a con used it to flex on people for no reason

[Anonymous No.14712741]

why wouldn't you just get the local one

[Anonymous No.14712950]

>not boiling saltwater

[Anonymous No.14712963]

Do hipsters really?

[Anonymous No.14712979]

>>14712653
Bottled for 10$?
Or tap for ~0$?

[Anonymous No.14713104]

>>14711515
your tastes buds are so beyond fucked from drinking nothing but mountain dew flavored pure fucking corn syrup and chemicals your entire life that literally everything tastes bitter by comparison

[Anonymous No.14713237]

I like Evian

[Anonymous No.14713256]

>>14711446
for me, its tap water

[Anonymous No.14714486]

It's like I took a straw and put it in a frog's ass.
https://twitter.com/larrydavidquote/status/930918228976701440?

[Anonymous No.14714523]

>>14711496
Seconded, except fiji isn't that good. Essentia is really nice

[Anonymous No.14714735]

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYkKBXqqunE
DRINK MOAR WATER BUDDEH

[Anonymous No.14715499]

>>14711446
Fuji a shit
Voss glass bottle beats all plastic shitters itt

[Anonymous No.14717056]

for me, it's tap water

[Anonymous No.14717753]

>>14711446
it's literally fucking water retard

[Anonymous No.14717780]

>>14711446
"artesian" is not a word

[Anonymous No.14717790]

this is the good stuff, americlaps won't understand

[Anonymous No.14717871]

>>14711563
If you don't drink sugary drinks, milk, etc. Water does taste different from brand to brand even tap water.

I gave up all soda, juice, milk, etc. years ago, I drink beer, water, and wine, that's it.

If I drink a bottle of water with 4% calcium it tastes like milk to me.
Fiji does have a bit of bitterness to it actually.

[Anonymous No.14717932]

>>14712477
Im not even allowed to gather rain water on my property

[Anonymous No.14717975]

>>14713237
I used to drink Evian but switched recently to Volvic.

[Anonymous No.14717984]

>>14717871
I've been interested in why different brands taste different for a while and assumed it had something to do with the mineral content.

Which minerals apart from calcium contribute the most to flavour? Or do they all play a part?

[Anonymous No.14718019]

>>14715499
voss is tap water

[Anonymous No.14718027]

>>14711496
IT'S GOT ELECTROLYTES

[Anonymous No.14718043]

>>14717984
>Which minerals apart from calcium contribute the most to flavour? Or do they all play a part?

Beats me really... It's definately a mineral thing. But, I'd imagine any 'mineral' in some sort of concentrated liquid form will have a taste.

[Anonymous No.14718045]

>>14717932
How come

[Anonymous No.14718070]

>>14717790
most americans have good tap water

[Anonymous No.14718078]

>>14718045
Take a guess...?

[Anonymous No.14718142]

>>14711446
My tap water shits on all hipster bottled water.

[Anonymous No.14718159]

Voss, water from my homeland.

[Anonymous No.14718192]

>>14718070
mine is decent I just hate the taste enough to spend the $3 for an 8L bottle of better stuff

[Anonymous No.14718206]

>>14711465
you actually drink fluoridated tap water?
Enjoy your calcified brain.

[Anonymous No.14718373]

the best mineal water, full stop

[Anonymous No.14718512]

>>14718373
This is the ONLY correct answer.

[Anonymous No.14718895]

>>14717975
it's full of volcanicity allen

[Anonymous No.14718905]

>>14717975
where 2 cop?

>>14718373
yup

[Anonymous No.14718963]

>>14717871
>If I drink a bottle of water with 4% calcium it tastes like milk to me.
uhhhhh you might want to see a doctor. the milk flavor doesn't come from calcium. sesame seeds and salmon have more calcium than milk

[Anonymous No.14719006]

>>14712950
t. pirate