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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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I'm sick of eating, 3 times a fucking day. Having to cook, eat, do dishes. I'm over it. If I could, I would just not eat, but my body will literally eat itself to death. What's the solution here?

Obviously, I can't just not eat. Is there any food I can just eat, that fills me up, gives me the nutrition I need, and requires minimal effort to make, cook and eat? My ideas so far are muesli bars? Or perhaps doing some sort of carnivore diet? But meat repulses me.

>> No.14709173
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14709173

Drink Soylent

>> No.14709177

Rice cooker w/eggs and sauces
Slow cooker w/meat tomatoes etc
Single saucepan for one pots to eat out of
Nuts, prepacked salads, etc

>> No.14709182

>>14709162
Permanent IV drip

>> No.14709183

>>14709173
unironically this

or eat a huge meal at breakfast and don't eat for the rest of the day

or eat junk food that is microwavable, or prep the entire week on one day

there are options you moron

>> No.14709194

>>14709162
There is no reason to eat three meals a day unless you're doing hard labour.

Also why do you feel the need to cook every fucking meal?

>> No.14709207

>>14709194
because there's nothing worth eating that doesn't need to be cooked

>> No.14709210

>>14709162
This is literally why Soylent was created.

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>>14709162
>3 times a fucking day.

>> No.14709231

>>14709162
soylent for little baby soyboy

>> No.14709255
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14709255

I don't understand people like OP.
I love cooking good stuff and stuffing my face with it, washing dishes is annoying but definitely worth it.
Today diner is 6 lamb chops, green beans sauteed in butter and garlic, red cabbage salad with beet syrup. And 3 desserts, a lemon meringue pie, a merveilleux, a daim chocolate cheesecake. Yes I'm fat.

>> No.14709264

>>14709255
dishes take like 5 minutes as long as you stay on top of them, don't be a lazy bitch

>> No.14709280

>>14709255
>>14709264
dishwasher

>> No.14709297

>>14709280
I live alone and I don't need one.

>> No.14709311

>>14709162
I eat eat once a day and have some snacks in between

>> No.14709716

>>14709162
Why not do intermittent fasting?

>> No.14709727

>>14709297
What does living alone have to do with it? You throw your plates in after every meal. When it's full you turn the dishwasher on. It's not like you need to use it every day.

>> No.14709851

>>14709162
protein shakes and vegetable smoothies with a multivitamin.

>> No.14709911

>>14709173
is soi made from onions or soybeans?

>> No.14709931

>>14709911
it's made from purple onions, check the site

>> No.14709940

>>14709931
i have heard about people like you. you really think soi is not made from Soybeans. you know the beans it was named after

>> No.14709970

>>14709931
>check the site

i dont go to faggot sites. i am sure they show butt sex and democrats there. ugh.

>> No.14709990

>>14709940
>>14709970
lol im joking cause you asked if soy was onions. i know nothing about soy really, never had soylent b4

>> No.14710042

>>14709255
This, once you learn how to cook good shit you'll want to do it all the time. I only hated cooking when it felt like I was wasting my time making mediocre shit.

>> No.14710054

>>14709162
Hunger is great seasoning. Workout more.

>> No.14710059

Skip breakfast, eat a small lunch, cook big for din din

>> No.14710063

>>14709255
You eat like Henry the 8th.

Based

>> No.14710078

if you think doing dishes is annoying you're a pathetic faggot stoner manchild take your pick.

>> No.14710087

>>14709727
I haven't been able to turn on my dishwasher in a LOOOONG time..

>> No.14710116

>>14709255
Y-you're not gonna eat the entire pie r-right?

>> No.14710143

>>14709990
i never had soi, never had buttsex and never voted democrook. i thing those things are related. just heard some rando say soi was from onions and when i tried to call him out the jannies deleted the thread. fuck jannies

>> No.14710170

3 meals?
just make one big meal that you put effort into

>> No.14710195

>>14710143
take your meds

>> No.14710211

>>14710143
based

>> No.14710285

>>14710195
ahh a soi response in defence to the attack on soi and all related faggotry. how ironic. do you have anymore npc buzzwords programmed into you?

>> No.14710315

>>14710211
your based too bro

>> No.14710317

>>14710285
cope

>> No.14710322

>>14709162
>but my body will literally eat itself to death
No it won't. Muscle loss from protein catabolism requires losing nearly all your fat stores. Just skip breakfast and lunch and have an early supper you faggot. If you start feeling hypoglycemia then just drink a glass of milk.

>> No.14710332

>>14710285
wtf lol
take your meds

>> No.14710361

>>14710317
>>14710332

yes those are both NPC programmed buzzwords. hat tip to the media programmers, they have made you predictable machines with no original thoughts or creativity.

>> No.14710366

>>14709162
Just do OMAD. I started doing it 2 years ago and haven’t looked back. If you get sick of cooking every day just do one day of meal prepping so you can reheat your meals each day.

>> No.14710369

>>14710361
lol

>> No.14710378

>>14710361
bro shut up, lol

>> No.14710384

>>14709162
One meal a day worked for me, but I got ridiculously skinny and looked very sad

>> No.14710398

>>14710361
lmao dude you are kookoo

>> No.14710462

>>14709297
>>14709255
>>14709162
You guys are idiots, using a dishwasher is so easy, braindead easy. Rinse your plates and throw it in a dishwasher, then set it to run ONLY when it fill ups to save water.

>> No.14710480

>>14710369
>>14710378
> grrr he called how bland, boring and predictable we are with the same NPC buzzwords programmed as responses to everything. what to do?!?!
> i know. take your dick out of my ass for a sec. lets just laugh, like a nervous twitch without any reason
> are you sure? wont they just picture us we the soi face unwrapping a nintendo switch if we type lol
> nah it will makes us feared and respected. now come on, lets have more faggo sex and vote democrook

>> No.14710501

>>14710480
haha

>> No.14710514

>>14710480
rofl dude

>> No.14710535

>>14710480
this fucking guy

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>>14710501
>>14710514
>>14710535

> we are respected and feared as we laugh
> we will be on the right side of history. Admired as heroes that took dicks up the ass.

>> No.14710572

>>14710566
well memed friend

>> No.14710594

>>14710572
thanks fren. didnt want to have pictures of faggos on my phone. but the needed to for the sensible chuckles.

>> No.14710608

>>14709194
The shitty thing is if you're actually working manual labor you rarely have time or opportunity for normal meals

>> No.14710613

>>14710608
Get a wife who cooks

>> No.14710616

>>14710594
lol like a real gamer

>> No.14710627

>>14709194
This, fucking Amerilards
Skip breakfast or have some toasted buttered bread, barely any preparation and dishes
Skip lunch
Make multiple days worth of dinner at a time

>> No.14710630

>>14710627
You should have most of your calories before noon.
So eat lunch and skip dinner

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14710641

>>14709162

>> No.14710644

>>14710641
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7rXeDArhg0

>> No.14710648

>>14710630
Being hungry at night worsens sleep quality, so no. Skip breakfast and eat a decent lunch if you're concerned about having too many calories late in the day. But if you have to work in an office and want to skip dinner you'd have to prepare food the day before on an empty stomach and then eat it cold or microwaved, which sounds annoying.

>> No.14710661

>>14710648
Yeah going to bed hungry is gay.
But I try not to eat too much in the evening. Just something to calm my stomach down. Maybe a two egg scramble if I have eggs or something.

>> No.14710712

>>14709162
First based post on /ck/. Eating is annoying and inconvenient.

>> No.14710723

>>14709173
That's not the point. You still have to regularly ingest something.

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>>14709162
Shut the fuck up and do the dishes you fucking reprobate.

How fucking lazy can you be? It takes not even ten minutes to do the fucking dishes. Roll out of your lair, wheeze your way up the stairs from the basement, and wash your fucking plates.

>> No.14710935

>>14709162
I only eat a snack during the day and then eat dinner. works for me

>> No.14711295

>>14709162
Soylent green is great for people made by people made of people.

>> No.14711302

Develop anorexia, pussy.

>> No.14711326

>>14709162
people actually eat 3 times a day? I either eat one big meal or 2 smaller meals.

>> No.14711350

ooof USE BLENDER

>> No.14711705

>>14709162
bread

>> No.14711774

>>14709162
Unironically soylent, or just a protein shake.

>> No.14712053
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14712053

>He fell for the dietary jew

Eating 3 meals a day + snacks is the biggest con ever. Go one meal a day, you'll lose weight, and if you don't want to lose weight you can just eat like a pig.

>I'll starve!
No you won't, you'll most likely feel better once you're body is used to it, biologically fasting is natural. If you still get cravings reduce how much sugar and carbs you eat.

>> No.14712071

>>14709162
Do as i do, i always cook 2 extra portions on top of dinner and lunchboxes and after some time the fridge is full and i can take a week or two off :D

>> No.14712079

>>14712071
The freezer is full, not the fridge D

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14712103

The true dieters recognize our primate past and return to the age of the forager.
Just buy a bunch of fruits and nuts and fresh veggies and snack on them whenever you're hungry. Simplify your diet, simplify your life.

>> No.14712167

>>14710790
I'll eat your fucking ass and make you clean up the resulting mess, bitch

>> No.14712917

Consider seeing a psychiatrist OP. Sounds like you have depression, mentally healthy people are able to enjoy things like eating.

>> No.14712931

>>14709162

Human breast milk

>> No.14714702

>>14710361
dumb gorilla nigger

>> No.14716055

>>14710285
pfffhahaha

>> No.14716060

>>14710594
>>14710566
holly shit go back to reb/it please

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14717185

>>14709162
Protein Shakes
Diet Shakes
Instant Oatmeal

>> No.14717197

>>14709162
Make balanced meal smoothies. All the nutrition, none of the chewing. Just chug it down and be done with it.

>> No.14717839

Do what i do for 75% of my meals. Eat pre made hummus, raw spinach, and put that in a whole wheat hotdog bun. Also My friend would replace his breakfast with protien shakes.