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14705223 No.14705223 [STICKY]  [Reply] [Original]

Some anons have asked why there isn't sticky on /ck/, so why don't we make one? Since it's always best if a community makes its own sticky, here's an opportunity to do so. Please use this thread as a place to develop a post which I can lock and sticky as a welcome message and resource to new posters.

What I'd like to end up with is a single brief post containing handful of useful links/helpful tips/etc, the expected behavior of users, and a single high-quality image suitable for a long-lasting sticky. If there is too much information for a single post, try to organize the content into a handful of posts at most. A sticky doesn't need to contain all the knowledge of the board's userbase! Just the absolute basics.

Here are some good examples of stickies made by the community:
>>>/mu/48186754
>>>/lit/11931854
>>>/u/3145651

Of course, if /ck/'s community decides that it would rather not have a sticky, that's fine too. I'll leave this thread open for a few days so everyone can have their say.

Please keep all discussion both civil and constructive! Thanks.

>> No.14705229

first

>> No.14705230

One McChicken please

>> No.14705237

>>14705223
boastin in an ebic thread

>> No.14705243 [DELETED] 

>>14705223
Fuck you nigger, no one actually wants this shit....I dare you to ban for “racism” too, because I’m just going to evade that

FUCK JANNIES AND MODS

>> No.14705248

>>14705243
why are you so angry

>> No.14705251

>>14705243
B A S E D

>> No.14705254

>>14705248
Because this board is turning into shit

>> No.14705255

boil and freeze water to have boiling water handy at all times

>> No.14705258

>>14705243
Im getting more of a seared bite from this post

>> No.14705266

hey what's up guys it's me pewdiepie and I'm eating cereal

>> No.14705268

>>14705223
Is there going the be a /ck/ online recipe book?

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>mfw drinking IPA

>> No.14705276

>>14705268
make one

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>> No.14705280

Go to reddit if you want a sticky dumbfuck.

>> No.14705282
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Stickies suck. I appreciate your effort, but the problem is that they often become outdated. 4chan(nel) should be ephemeral and flowing. It is an anonymous imageboard, after all. "Generals" and stickies are the antithesis to this. They constrain discussion and then become poor imitations of forums. If you need a curated list of resources from a community, go to a proper forum or, God forbid, Reddit.

Now, let's get back to posting fastfood and alcohol.

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I'm voting for no sticky. Moot said he'd give us a sticky 5-6 years ago if we made one and we decided we couldn't agree on anything and it was ultimately not a good idea. Back then we had a lot more regular posters who were both knowledgeable and contributed quality OC. Right now it's the middle of Summer and the board is full of tourists posting flavor of the week e-celebs and forced fast food memes.

>> No.14705284

Hey Mod, why do you guys ban /alck/ threads? Those fuckers poison every single thread because you took away their containment general

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do we still have that booru for vertical images? I guess that should be added even if it's probably dead.

>> No.14705289

>>14705223
I hate you and think you're thread is stupid. Mods don't deserve to draw attention to themselves. Please go away and make hot pockets for the jannies or something.

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14705291

We could make this place much more productive, as of now it's kind of a slow wojak and frogposting board. but some general ideas would be cooking basics and a buyfag resource guide.

>> No.14705293

i'll have two number 9s

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14705294

how do i stop making sloppa

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>>14705282

>> No.14705302

>>14705223
Sticky needs a recipe for chilli with beans, mixed vegetables, kale, celery and mushrooms.

Also needs a concrete declaration of where pizza is really from

>> No.14705307

>>14705223
I vote for the sticky to be the tuesday friday taco bell anon so people can understand that /ck/ is a completely shit board with no redeeming qualities

>> No.14705308

Stickies ruin most boards. Like /fit/, you can't even ask a question anymore, just shitpost. If you ask for any advice whatsoever, everyone falls back on "read the sticky," which is a full book of information that doesn't answer the question I was looking for in any concise manner.

/u/'s sticky isn't bad, but it's really more like "here's the rules." So I vote no sticky.

>> No.14705310

what would go in the sticky? a list of essential kitchen equipment? a recipe book? it seems like the types of food you make will heavily affect the techniques and equipment you need to make it. But at the same time people new to cooking need somewhere to start, since the scope of "cooking" is daunting. So what do you actually tell new people to do

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> Please keep all discussion both civil and constructive! Thanks.

>> No.14705316

>>14705310
i think a recipe book and a guide on buying healthy food in the correct proportions would be nice. especially for beginners

>> No.14705318

>>14705310
gordon ramsay and ja/ck/ memes mostly

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>>14705223
How did you think this would ever be a productive thread?

>> No.14705324

>>14705223
How about keeping it simple, so we have something for anons to refer to and to rely on for maintaining board cohesion?

'/ck/ is for the discussion of cooking. This includes recipes, cooking techniques, discussion pertaining to various cooking utensils and equipment, and the dissemination of general cooking knowledge. /ck/ is not for repetitive degradation of other cultures' foods. Please avoid posting threads devoted to 'e-celeb' worship or thrashing, with regard to YouTube chefs and cooking channels in particular.'

I think that emphasizing quality discussions and actual food talk, instead of the pure bait threads and /int/-tier food shitposting. This board could be really positive with weekly recipe threads that can be funny and useful for those who are actually trying to cook.

>> No.14705325

>>14705223
i hope this turns out, a sticky really gives a board some validity and cred within the culture

>> No.14705326

dumb janny

>> No.14705333

>>14705324
This, e-celeb posters should have their post removed immediately and receive bans

>> No.14705335
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>>14705223
Shitposting aside, I think it would be good to link to several things
>good techniques
>spice pairings
>texture pairings
>recommended dishware and tools, and why they are recommended above other shit
>good recipe websites for all skill levels that aren't your typical "here's my life blog and then a recipe at the end"
Basically, either make it like the /fit/ sticky where it links to an all-in-one wiki page or anons can throw together multiple infographs and links.

>> No.14705347

>>14705243
It's painful how blatantly new this "mod" faggot is. Doesn't even realize that suggesting a sticky for ck has been a running joke for at least a decade now, yet he actually thought it was serious. Probably his first week here and saw a post about it and now wants to feel special and important. The absolute state of the "moderation." Bans harmless shit just to power trip. And now reddit faggotry like this. Really fucking sad.

>> No.14705348

I do not really want a sticky. I don't think they add anything to a board. New users don't read them and old users gain nothing from having them in place.

>> No.14705350

>>14705325
I hide them on every board I visit. look at /pol/'s sticky, you'd think that it should be high brow or something but it's the lowest of the low.

>>14705326
jannies don't have enough power to do this even. this person is a dumb mod and even jannies are beneath them.

I don't go to too many boards but most of the stickys seem to be reminders about the rules and posting etiquette. if /ck/ had one of those it would remind to shitpost about fast food

>> No.14705352

I guess we should just have a short list of basic fundamentals, I don't think there's really any good site that we can link.
>practice skills and technique, memory makes mastery
>buy produce seasonally, better flavor and often cheaper
>essential equipment- large cutting board, a 8in chef knife, a small paring knife, stock spot, sautee pan (we can debate all this shit)
>follow recipes once to get an idea of the dish, afterward adjust it to your tastes
>cook what you like to eat, it shouldn't be a chore

>> No.14705356

>>14705324
This isn't sticky material, this is you wanting to change the rules of the board to look like what you think it should look like.

Saying '/ck/ is for the discussion of cooking' is like saying '/co/ is for the creators of comics and cartoons only.' It's not. If people want to talk about fast food or whatever, it might not be a quality thread, but this is still the place for it. Sadly, same thing with chef e-celebs or whatever. But that's why you don't go into threads you don't like.

>> No.14705358

>>14705324
I like this but remoove
>ck/ is not for repetitive degradation of other cultures' foods.
Definitely keep the bit about e-celeb bullshit, that shit needs to die.

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>> No.14705363

There should also be a vetted list of rankings for fast foods, hot sauces, whisky, soda and candy

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14705365

Put my hairy lamb roast in stickler plz, it's the best way to roast a lamby wamby

>> No.14705368

>>14705356
>Sadly, same thing with chef e-celebs or whatever
Uh, wrong
>>>/b/ or >>>/tv/

>> No.14705372

>>14705333
This already happens. We don't even need a sticky, just an official modpost every now and then to clarify how the rules are being enforced. I understand now that threads that are just about a person get deleted, but linking to videos they make where they cook something are fine, but I had to learn this by experience and mods should be more transparent

>> No.14705374

>>14705223
I like that gif as the sticky image.

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14705376

we need a fastfood general to stop mcchickenposters from flooding this board with redundant and tired old bait posts.

>> No.14705377

>>14705223
I prefer malk

>> No.14705378

>>14705350
>/pol/
>high brow
i think i see your problem anon

>> No.14705380

What exactly does /ck/ need a sticky for? Cuisine is too broad a topic for a sticky, unless you make the sticky more like basic rules like /g/'s sticky

>> No.14705384

>>14705378
I literally called it the lowest of the low you stupid piece of shit

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>> No.14705388

>>14705374
seconded

>> No.14705390

What idiot asked for a sticky? The guy who wanted to make sticky rice with sugar, I'm guessing.

>> No.14705393

>>14705283
Agreed, /ck/ didn't need a sticky then and it surely can't make one now.

>> No.14705394

>>14705384
go smoke a joint or something man jesus

>> No.14705395

Just got here from 4stats
I don't even know how to cook

>> No.14705407

FAZOLI'S WA LA
For posterity

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>>14705223
Perfect opportunity to address the copious pizza threads and the copious 'y do americans', 'do americans really' threads. Looks like you fucked that up.

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>>14705386
aren't those only sold in prison? the people memeing them are convicted criminals. I really really hate the whole captive prisoner market and think that prison commissaries are very unethical. celebrating a brand that has developed through prison culture is wrong and absolutely horrible. I am unhappy the state forces me to pay for license plates produced through slave labor in prisons and the same goes for a lot of products like scrubs. fuck the entire prison industry and fuck your stupid goddam chips.

>> No.14705414

>>14705394
don't call me man jesus

>> No.14705417

>>14705412
Ebay.

>> No.14705418

Stickies are for reddit newfags

>> No.14705419

>>14705410
what kind of pizza

>> No.14705424

>>14705417
I will not support any brand that has to use prisoners to moat their product. fuck off

>> No.14705425
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14705425

howabout a /sip/ guide for the average sip connoisseur

>> No.14705428

based this is going to be /vr2.0/

>> No.14705432

>>14705419

Or fast food in general. We dont need 5 McDonald's threads or 8 threads about pizza.

>> No.14705433

Does everyone collectively hate the BBQ pit boys threads I’ve been making?

>> No.14705434

>>14705372
>linking to videos they make where they cook something are fine
No they are not, unless you're asking a specific question about a recipe or technique. Linking every new Ragusa or Babish or Ramsay video with, "its up!" should warrant a ban. It's just blatant advertising and shits up the board. We had daily Bon Appetit threads for two years straight and there wasn't a single post in those threads that had anything to do with food or cooking - despite the fact that it was a cooking channel - the threads were nothing but claire braps and /pol/, but they got spammed so hard that they just got left up for some reason.

>> No.14705438

>>14705254
so fucking leave, you inbred puddle of shit. nobody wants your racist ass here anyway.

Also, to post on-topic, can we make it part of the rules that YOUTUBE THREADS BELONG SOMEWHERE FUCKING ELSE??? AHHHHHHH. Twenty times a day we get fuckheads spamming some no-name e-celeb's rehashed fucking bullshit recipe.

>> No.14705439

>>14705428
NO PLEASE GOD NO

/vr/'s sticky has caused much more shitposting than it ever fixed.

>> No.14705448

sneed

>> No.14705452 [DELETED] 

>>14705438
Fuck your feelings you dumb nigger, I’ll be racist all day if I want...are you gonna tell reddit on me?

>> No.14705456

>>14705223
holy shit, fuck off

>> No.14705463

Only faggot boards have stickies.
Let's keep /ck/ normal.

>> No.14705478

>>14705438
holy shit I didn't think I'd agree with anything but if there is a sticky it MUST tell youtube echef fags to fuck off and die

>> No.14705488

>>14705434
They got left up because the OP was about a video where cooking techniques were the focus. I'm not describing what the time should be, just what it is. Although I do think it's a ridiculous idea to ban all cooking Youtube videos from this board

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>>14705223
I don't know how to cook

>> No.14705494

>>14705488
They got left up because they were paid advertising.

>> No.14705496

>>14705493
I’ve literally never even eaten food before

>> No.14705497

/ck/ is a mix of fags talking about fast food and actual cooking discussion, good luck filtering through them, also fuck jannies and mods who cant handle the racism

>> No.14705498

>>14705494
Take your meds

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The sticky image has to be King Ja/ck/

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Please ban e-celeb shit and obvious race bait threads - some of us actually like food and cooking.

>> No.14705501

>>14705488
Maybe in the world of ideals, but unfortunately that is not this world. When was the last time, HONESTLY, the last time someone posted a YouTube video and the premise of the thread was either the recipe or the technique? When was the last time a YouTube thread generated actual discussion? Either it's Howard Stern fanbase dildos just venting their rage because they've taken a dislike to someone, or spamming dipshits that contribute nothing other than "It's up!"

>> No.14705503 [DELETED] 

>>14705497
They hate it when you talk badly about China, they are probably gooks

>> No.14705510

>>14705499
The sticky should contain all jack webms so that the brave ja/ck/ers don't have to continually upload them to the board.

>> No.14705512

>>14705499
I want you to kill yourself

>> No.14705516

>>14705356
It's literally a cooking board. Why would it NOT pertain to cooking??

>> No.14705517 [DELETED] 

>>14705223
Fuck off you nigger faggot mod whatever garbage sticky gets created will suck fucking dick and offer nothing to anyone
You fucking cuckold mods shouldn’t even post let alone moderate shit, leaving a dozen al/ck/ threads and deleting threads about food service like it isn’t food related
You’re literally shit eating nigger loving tranny retard faggots and ban me cunt I want you to stupid fuck

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>>14705307
At least use this image so that people can get a pretty good idea of what the board is about.

>> No.14705524

aw, look at all the cute little Hitler wannabes trying to shape the board to their vision

>> No.14705525

>>14705510
then they'd just have an easily accessible library of them, rather have a locked museum thread for jack and a ban for anyone posting jack after that

>> No.14705527

>>14705516
FOOD & cooking, or can't you read? You can talk about the enjoyment of types of foods or restaurants without ever stepping foot in a kitchen.

>> No.14705528

>>14705517
Absolutely based

>> No.14705530

>>14705517
Clearly you don't pay attention to how things are handled on the board. /alc/ threads are banned basically on sight. This board continues to degrade into literal shit-tier ja/ck/ webm threads, and 'DO _____ REALLY' posts.

>>14705524
So contribute. What do you think a /ck/ - 'Cooking' board should look like?

>> No.14705533

>>14705530
It’s a buttmad JIDF shill, just ignore

>> No.14705535

>>14705530
>What do you think a /ck/ - 'Cooking' board should look like?
Maybe it shouldn't look like that because that's not the title of the board.

>> No.14705536

>>14705527
At what point do you personally distinguish food from cooking? They're synonymous. Most people who cook don't work in commercial kitchens. Most people who eat food are eating food that has been cooked or prepared in some way. Unless you want a /paleo/ board where everyone discusses how and what foods are best eaten raw, you don't really have a point.

>> No.14705541

welcome to /ck/, please report every wojakposter you see, and eat /deenz/ everyday

>> No.14705543

>>14705223
Just link chef johns channel or something

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14/88
HEIL HITLER!!!!

>> No.14705545

>>14705524
>aw, look at all the cute little Hitler wannabes trying to shape the board to their vision

You do realise most fags on here that say racist shit dont give a fuck about politics, and just want to be able to say whatever they want

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>>14705376
We need a /hotsaucegeneral/ to keep the 'Varkfags from shitting up the board.

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> welcome to /ck/, please report every wojakposter you see, and eat /deenz/ everyday

>> No.14705549

>>14705536
If I didn't cook it, I distinguish it from cooking. I'm not going to sit here and debate the merits of the McChicken recipe, but if people want to talk about McChickens, this is the board for it.

I literally cook maybe 3 times a year but come to this board 5 times a week to decide what I want to eat. No, I'm not fat.

>> No.14705551

Should probably cover a variety of topics ranging from safety to methods of cooking. Probably get a list of basic staples that even poorfags can’t fuck up on.
>knives, sharpening, and types of cuts
>overview of essential kitchen items and tools
>very basic recipe that involves cooking using an oil/fat, aromatic, protein, vegetable, and starches
>best times of the year to buy specific produce
>different methods to cook steak, potatoes, and eggs
>objectively shit food pairings to avoid
Could probably go into baking but that’s a beast of its own

>> No.14705562

>>14705335
Based

>> No.14705572

>>14705223
the sticky should say
>/ck/ - Food & Cooking
>Images and discussion should relate to food and cooking.
>Recipes are welcome! Feel free to talk about your favorite dishes and discuss past cooking experiences.
>Reminder /ck/ is a NSFW board

>> No.14705578

>>14705335
>recommended dishware and tools, and why they are recommended above other shit
Yeah, go make a thread simply asking if you should buy a cast iron pan and see how that goes...

>> No.14705579

'/ck/ is for the discussion of food and cooking. This includes sharing recipes and food-preparation techniques, discussion pertaining to various cooking utensils and equipment, and the dissemination of general food and cooking-related knowledge. Please avoid posting threads relating to 'e-celeb' worship, with regard to specific YouTube chefs and cooking channels for the purpose of trolling.' fixed

>> No.14705583

>>14705223
Listen. I respect the 4chan moderators team. I truly do. But this is stupid.

>> No.14705584

If people need a sticky to yell them the cooking basics they should duck off. If people need a sticky to tell them how to sharpen a knife they probably shouldn't be sharpening a knife. If you want to petition new rules or personal prohibitions be snuck into the welcoming message you're probably better off leaving too.

>> No.14705588

>>14705584
95% of millennials and 99% of zoomers can’t cook for shit, you’d be surprised how many people don’t know the basics

>> No.14705594

>>14705280
This is reddit anon

>> No.14705603

>>14705579
Also
>this board welcomes a healthy dose of race-bait and coomer off topic threads, just make sure they are good

>> No.14705610

>>14705588
Is it the boards responsibility to wipe their asses too?

>> No.14705615

>>14705530
>implying the mods do their jobs properly
>implying the mods do their jobs
>implying anything when you’re this new
Meanwhile a BLM thread, a thread with no words and just a porn image, and threads to b8 retards from /pol/ into political discussion are easily able to reach 100+ posts. Thread about a waiter/waitress? Instant ban before the thread even reaches 10 replies. The mods are a joke. Fuck nigger faggot tranny jannies on this Philippine ass-raping board, they need to an hero posthaste.

>> No.14705617

>>14705610
You don't have to have a personal sense of shame about your inabilities anon.

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>>14705548

>> No.14705622

>>14705499
this

>> No.14705623

>>14705617
huh?

>> No.14705630

>>14705584
I shudder to imagine how blisteringly unhelpful you are in the real world. Can you imagine how many NEETs or recently unemployed are coming to 4chan for escape who could use just the barest guidance or direction? Christ, even /fit/ for all of it's garbage threads and porn posting is still basically helpful. Their sticky can get even the most useless person a decent primer on fitness and exercise.

>> No.14705631

>>14705588
why would you want those people posting here?

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What image should the sticky have? I propose this previously famous chef.

>> No.14705634

There should be something about not trying to force generals, particularly OC. The cat blog essentially killed OC on this board by turning it into a containment thread, while meanwhile there were half a dozen McChicken threads being posted every hour. I don't want a sticky, but if there is one it should say something like, "Don't be shy about starting a thread with something you cooked, no matter how much of a beginner you may be. We are a friendly and helpful bunch and all original content is appreciated." I know the "friendly" part is kind of a lie, but the only thing that could fix this place is more cook alongs and less reposted meme garbage, and it's not halping anyone if visitors are scared off from making their own threads to share their cooking. Of course, "post what you're eating now" or, "what did you cook today" threads are fine, as they're usually only just a picture of the finished product.

>> No.14705636

>>14705223
Boards don't need stickies you fucking newfaggot mod. 4chan isn't reddit.

>> No.14705641

>>14705223
Burnt is a good movie.

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Sticky should just be a link to https://www.youtube.com/user/JoeysWorldTour

>> No.14705645

>>14705630
you shudder when getting dicked up the ass too

>> No.14705653

>>14705631
They already are

>> No.14705655

I don't think it needs a sticky. I don't know what would even go in it to represent this board without being really really stupid.

>> No.14705659

>>14705630
I'm with you on how it would be nice to have a place to point out the very beginning of cooking to people (equipment, use of heat, etc.) but /fit/'s sticky is absolute shit and has three fucking parts before it even mentions exercising.

It's bloated and overwhelming, not simple at all.

>> No.14705662

>>14705643
>e-celeb shit
Fuck off

>> No.14705664

>>14705655
>here are good foods to eat if you're poor
>here are good recipes to follow if you're looking to learn how to cook
>this is a work-safe board, keep your shit on /pol/ or /bant/

>> No.14705666

I propose the Sticky consisting of Ja/ck/, Dayum Drops and Mr. Knorr stock pot himself Marco Pierre White. Also maybe put a McChicken on there.

>> No.14705668

>>14705664
racebait and coomer threads should be kept up if they are vaguely on topic, those are always really entertaining

>> No.14705672

>>14705223
This board is 90% fast food threads, and 10% troll threads. There is no way a sticky would help anyone.

>> No.14705673
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14705673

put me in the screencap

>> No.14705674

>>14705659
I think keeping it simpler than /fit/'s sticky wouldn't be difficult. Could even use some of their assets for cheap/healthy meals, rice and beans and protein etc. Just a reference for those who want to start learning, and otherwise keep it as a reminder of the board rules so people can't bitch when their racebait threads are deleted.

>> No.14705675
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ITS A HECKING STICKY!!! PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP!!!

>> No.14705679

>>14705524
cringe.

>> No.14705680

>>14705223
I’ve been on this board for 4 years and haven’t learned anything about cooking from it at all

>> No.14705685
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14705685

just make the sticky a link to Adam Ragusea's channel
he covers pretty much everything you need to know about cooking
https://www.youtube.com/user/aragusea

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Since /fit/ lost it's "health" moniker we've become the de facto health board, which is ridiculous. I suggest we redirect all /fit/ posters, or people asking questions about healthy eating/nutrition to a page with nothing but the Tommy Pickles pasta.

>> No.14705692

>>14705680
you just haven't been paying attention retard

you're probably a mouth-breather that only gets on fast food threads...I have learned tons of stuff about cooking ever since I started browsing here

>> No.14705693

>>14705664
>here's the recipe for upvote soup

>> No.14705694

>>14705674
I'm less concerned about the simplicity of a sticky and more of shit turning into /fit/ where 90% of questions are immediately met with "READ THE STICKY" and the rest of the board is mostly shitposting.

>> No.14705699

>>14705680
Lurking the webm thread doesn't count as "being on this board".

>> No.14705703

why does this board attract so many flaming retards from pol and other boards? are there not like 4 or 5 other boards to post specifically racist bait threads on? I think it's specifically because there aren't enforced subject rules. yeah this is 4chan and all, haha ex-dee EDGY haha xD, laissez-faire and all, but if there's literally no structure at all then it's pointless and the board should be disbanded

>> No.14705709

>>14705496
Same

>> No.14705711

>>14705694
So if it's the most basic of basic concepts, like 'here are the food groups uwu', or not even anything represented as 'defacto cooking knowledge', then there's no room for people to bitch and moan about durr hurr read teh sticky. Maybe completely banish advice or information and just make it a reminder of the rules

>> No.14705716

>>14705664
Basically this, if there is a sticky(and I don't think one is needed) it should be as barebones as possible just the most basic info and board rules. Idk if that would help anything because it's not like the board usually gets spammed by people asking how to boil water or whatever

>> No.14705718

since mods are probably reading this thread
can you please, please consider doing something about the e-celeb threads? They're hardly on topic. Yeah the e-celebs cook, but the threads are just shit flinging and have nothing to do with cooking themselves.

>> No.14705719

>>14705703
i dunno bro, all of the boards have been dealing with /pol/ crossposters lately. election season i guess, but i do wish that there were more moderation regarding blatant racism and political bait threads.

>> No.14705722

>>14705711
there is but one rule, post as you will

>> No.14705732

>>14705223
honestly just replying just to reply yes i am a bit of a fag but i have no idea what the fuck to put on a ck sticky

>> No.14705734

>>14705223
>Food

>> No.14705737

>>14705694
I'm completely against the idea of a sticky, but the habitual questions we get really aren't that numerous. It's mostly:
>i'm from /fit/ (and i will always announce that i'm from /fit/ because we're all assholes), how do i make boneless skinless chicken breast with broccoli and rice taste good
>i just moved out/went to uni, what are some basic ingredients/tools to buy and how do i survive on $XXX/week
>i just had my wisdom teeth out, what can i eat
>should i buy this knife se... No, don't buy a knife set you fucking retard. Buy the 2 or 3 knives you actually need and learn how to take care of them
That last one is probably the one thing everyone here can agree on.

>> No.14705738

>>14705283
yea about right

>> No.14705741

>>14705719
I love race bait threads and utter racism on the board, in fact I welcome it...specifically threads that target how stupid black people are

>> No.14705742

>>14705223
Id say some titles of classic cookbooks of different regional cuisines and styles. Fundamental cookbooks don't tend to fall out of style.
An official name to refer to chili that contains beans and chili that does not contain beans
And last and most importantly that the Canadian Junior Chicken is far superior to the (((American McChicken)))

>> No.14705745

>>14705365
Why are you eating giant tardigrades?

>> No.14705748

Remove all Taco Bell posts please and thank you

>> No.14705751

>>14705748
mods give us /tb/ already!!

>> No.14705753

/ck/ should be split into a pointless and autistic number of sub boards, like you did with /v/
We need /ckg/,/cke/ (eceleb cooking), and /ckm/ (mcchicken/fast food discussion), bare minimum

>> No.14705754

>>14705703
You really have to look hard to find a race baiting thread on /ck/ at any given time. Sure you're not just being a drama queen?

>> No.14705755

>>14705719
Where the fuck do you think you are NIGGER?

>> No.14705756

>>14705748
Taco Bell threads are literally the only fast food threads that are on topic.

>> No.14705757

>>14705745
I must eat them to gain their power. Someday i want to join the space force.

>> No.14705759
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Put "FAST FOOD IS NOT REAL FOOD. FUCK OFF TO /trash/ WITH YOUR DISGUSTING ''''FOOD'''' SHILLING" in huge red letters. That's it.

>> No.14705768

>>14705741
very le epic and #winning of you, hick-chan
>>14705686
i think a single general isn't a big deal. i mean, nutrition is obviously a facet of food, so its not totally out of place

>> No.14705771

>>14705737
Also against the idea of a sticky, but I do feel like any time I see a thread about "I don't know how to cook," the answer is always "look up recipes and fuck off" instead of "here's a site that shows basic equipment and basic methods."

Like, I personally did not grow up in a home with a cooking family, so until I took home ec in school, I literally did not know I'd need pots, knives, pans, burners, ovens, dishes, boiling water etc. to cook even the simplest foods.

Some people come in and are like that, or mommy always cooked for them. People here conflate "learning to cook" with "learning to cook well."

>> No.14705772

>>14705223
Either no sticky or just a thread that reads

A bunch of fat autists arguing about food

>> No.14705776

Budget meals, meal planning, and how to find cheap food.

>> No.14705777 [DELETED] 

>>14705768
>t. Angry nigger

>> No.14705780

>>14705759
this. /ck/ would actually be decent if half the posts weren't retards posting about what they get at taco bell or what new item came out at wendys

>> No.14705797

>>14705771
Does the /diy/ sticky contain an entire 1st year shop class worth of information? Or does it assume you already know how to use a screwdriver?

>> No.14705801
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>>14705223

Greetings newfag. We had an election for the main sticky meme a month ago, but one of the brilliant jannies deleted the thread before all votes could be counted:

https://warosu.org/ck/thread/S14564306

(At least he deleted it for free, right?) As a result, the 4channel Moderator's Council concluded that /ck/ is still too immature for Class B status, and thus ineligible for a sticky post, at least until the next annual review.

Better luck next year, /ck/!

>> No.14705803

>>14705780
Or thinly veiled /alck/ threads

Alcohol needs it’s own board

>> No.14705807

>>14705801
>/tv/ crossposter
Fuck off.

>> No.14705810

>>14705771
>>14705737
The problem with this is they are just doing it to shitpost half the time you fucking newfags
You really think people just can’t use google? Search engines don’t exist anymore?

>> No.14705812

>>14705797
you forget that utter retards that only know how to spend their neetbux at mcdonalds or taco bell browse ck

>> No.14705814

>>14705673
palm oils sweaty

>> No.14705815
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>>14705223
whatever the sticky is this should be the OP image

>> No.14705816

>>14705807
/tv/ is easily the worst board on this website

>> No.14705819

I just got a ban for “child pornography” because the mods deleted my “fuck you nigger etc” post at the top of this sticky, I’m still here faggots, I told you I’d evade it

>> No.14705825

>>14705530
I think the board should be however it turns out. My contribution is my participation in threads, not a framework that everybody must abide.

>> No.14705826

>>14705578
>cast iron
Oh God don't summon the autists

>> No.14705827

>>14705780
There's nothing wrong with fast food as long as people actually post pictures of the food they're eating. The problem is 90% of the time it's just a google image and some forced shit like, "bruh" or, "for me". As long as people are actually discussing food I don't see the problem; if it's not a food you're interested in then don't open the thread. The board wouldn't be flooded with fast food if you got rid of everything that wasn't actual OC.

>> No.14705832

for me, its the mcchicken

>> No.14705833

>>14705223
There is no need for a sticky.
There is no unified resource that can be universally agreed upon because tastes on food and method differ. They're personal preference.
This board was asked about a sticky and no one could come up with what should be in it.
The board is much more about general food culture, fast food, shitposting about bad cooking or food memes. It's closer to /v/ and /tv/ in culture instead of the more focused boards that do have stickies.
Personally I think that forcing stickies and creating new boards just forces cliques and coteries, the main thing about the website is self management in what's posted to a certain degree.

>> No.14705834

>>14705826
Cast iron is legitimately the most non-ideal material to use for cooking, don’t get so angry about the truth faggot

>> No.14705836

>>14705801
>newfag
>literally a mod
kek

>> No.14705841

>>14705223
I’m also a newfag, thank you for your contribution...but a sticky isn’t necessary

>> No.14705842

>>14705815
Honestly the sticky should just be the mcchicken copypasta.

>> No.14705850

>>14705842
What about “SEARED BITE”?

>> No.14705853

>>14705756
>AHHH NOOO MY CHEESY SLOPPASHITO IS BEING REMOVED NOOOO WHAT WILL I EVER DO

>> No.14705855
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What if /ck/ had it's own recipe wiki for anons to learn how to cook and feed their greasy selves?
Like /v/'s wiki?

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>>14705741
What does that even has to do with cooking?

>> No.14705860

What an embarrassing sticky, holy shit the mods of this website are probably so disappointed this didn’t work out the way they thought it would
>keep the discussion civil
Literally r.eddit

>> No.14705861

>>14705853
>complaining about complaining about food on a food board on a Tunisian cock sucking board
Sheesh, get a load of this guy

>> No.14705862

>>14705223
>Some anons have asked why there isn't sticky on /ck/
Because nobody here can cook

Also free al/ck/
They did nothing wrong

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>>14705223
My friend I offer this advice in complete sincerity. Delete this sticky immediately. Our history and tradition with this board is something that’s beyond your years. I’m asking you not to disrespect that over a jacket you didn’t receive. #KWAB

>> No.14705865

>>14705833
You're right but the dumbass mod doesn't know enough about cooking to understand this and will try and force a sticky anyway.

>> No.14705866

>>14705853
Lot's of people eat Taco Bell. That doesn't mean there's anyone who comes here solely to discuss Taco Bell. You can cook and also eat fast food sometimes.

>> No.14705869

>>14705861
I'm asking you to get some taste and stop eating slop

>> No.14705872

>>14705859
It doesn’t, I just think racism towards colored people is funny

>> No.14705875

>>14705860
I didn’t even read the OP or the thread but holy fucking shit I’m laughing so hard I’m crying

>> No.14705876

>>14705438
>spamming some no-name e-celeb's rehashed fucking bullshit recipe.
This.
I hardly cook but these youtube chefs are total bullshit.
>I combined two premade glazes on one grilled chicken breast (gluten free non-GMO no antibiotics ever) and you won't believe how good the result was !!
Fuck off.

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>> No.14705883
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14705883

Can we get a FOOKIN GRILLED CHEESE IN HE-AH

>> No.14705889

>>14705803
Lol found the virgin who never got invited to parties

>> No.14705892

>>14705872
You're not even a fucking color. pathetic.

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>>14705223
How ironic. I came here yesterday to check out if there was a sticky with info on the basics of cooking. I know nothing about cooking, but I'm tired of eating the same food every day, so I came here to look for a way to introduce myself into the culinary arts.
If you can reach a concensus, I'd be in your debt.

>> No.14705900

>>14705865
That's exactly what I was thinking when I wrote that. People that don't know enough about cooking seem to think that there is some monolithic source of info on it. There isn't.
I'm seeing a ton of people requesting info on what equipment to buy and produce and what not, they don't seem to understand how much actual memery and lack of information is going on. Five years ago people in this board would be excised for not saying a cast iron pan is the best for frying a steak, now they already got outed as autists who were simply pushing a meme. Like im sure that if we made a sticky about equipment all-clad would get namedropped along with kiwi, when both are memes and /ck/s opinion of them will change eventually. I mean you will never ever get 5 people here to agree on the best heat source.

>> No.14705902

I have never even consumed food, I survive strictly off of water and air

What can this board give me?

>> No.14705906

>>14705900
go to bed boomer, this is a new era for the board...adjust to the changes or be forced out

>> No.14705909
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A beginners guide to cooking would be nice. allrecipes.com would be a good start

>> No.14705915

>>14705909
Never post again.

>> No.14705916

>>14705892
dont respond to bait. they shitpost to use the (You)s they get on 4chan to replace the (You)s they dont in real life

>> No.14705919

>>14705916
Cry moar nigger

>> No.14705923

>>14705909
>hey guys what are some foods?
ok that would be a good use a sticky

>> No.14705926

>>14705872
You're in luck, then,my man. There's a board called /pol/ that would be the right place for you. There's also /b/ if you wanna try it. And last, but not least, you can live in /trash/ for ever hating minorities!
Now go and make your dreams come true!

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>>14705899
Who sent you?

>> No.14705939

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlORfF81ZHM

this should be in it imho tbhqhwya famalamas

>> No.14705951

>>14705931
Nobody. Well, technically Shoukugeki no Soma, but I don't aspire to become an international chef, just to cook something different every now and then.

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14705955

You're in luck, then,my man. There's a board called /pol/ that would be the right place for you. There's also /b/ if you wanna try it. And last, but not least, you can live in /trash/ for ever hating minorities! Now go and make your dreams come true!

>> No.14705956

>>14705797
I don't really post on /diy/ but it covers such a wide range of shit that'd be pretty much impossible to cover right there. A project on /diy/ might be about farming, or might be about woodworking, which are two wildly different things. On /ck/, cooking has a pretty clean and clear entry level.

>>14705810
Googling shit is fucking wasteful and you'd hope someone on here would be able to help a beginner sift through the bullshit and find a good start. For example, if you search "cooking basics" on Google, the second fucking result is from bon appetit and lists the first basic technique as "make an aioli." That's not a fucking basic, essential technique. Putting an egg in a pan is.

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>>14705223
Sticky this image

No info needed.

>> No.14705958

The real question, will the OP image have as much soul as /g/?
>>>/g/76759434

>> No.14705976

For me its rice and beans

>> No.14705978

There’s a whole family of spiders living in my bathroom. I’m schizophrenic and can’t really take care of myself or living space, so my room and bathroom are an incredibly dirty, gross mess. I’m talking dozens of piss bottles WITHOUT caps (cus I lose them in the mess on the floor) so everywhere reeks of old rancid urine, several have been knocked over onto carpet and left as they are etc. anyway, I don’t go in the bathroom much, I haven’t showered in a few years and I don’t use the toilet. Anyways, I started noticing one spider that feasted on all the drain flies, then soon after two spiders, three, etc and I’d see them as small little babies growing into full y grown spiders. They all basically just mind their own business, don’t bother me at all. One time, the spider was thirsty, so I turned on the tap, and it went down it’s web to get a drink from the stream. It was kind of cool, and I think it told it’s kids that I’m cool, don’t bother me, because occasionally I turn on the tap. God knows what they drink the rest of the time, maybe my piss

>> No.14705979

>>14705223
a sticky on my /ck/? don't ever talk to me or my wifes son ever again

>> No.14705985

>>14705978
Pack it in bois. We have our sticky.

>> No.14705993

I'd rather /tv/, all the /v/ derivatives, and /pol/ fucked off, and not give them any resources that might make them stick around. We get enough fast food threads as it is. And telling them "Please refrain from shitposting about tendies" will just make them do it more. Anyone that would come here to learn about cooking wouldn't bring any worthy discussion anyway.

FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL

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>>14705223
I'll take a somewhat serious crack at this
1) Pic should be McChicken, Wendy's Chef, or pic related.
2) Sticky should clearly delineate what kind of posts are allowed.
3) Should state what will get you banned or pruned (/alck/, ads, trolls, etc.)
4) Should state whether "general" threads are allowed (there is controversy about this)
5) Should have some links for beginners. Here's a couple I suggest:
15 Mistakes Most Beginner Cooks Make (Part 1) https://youtu.be/TCVTOa01uN8
https://thestonesoup.com/blog/2013/10/29/how-to-get-started-cooking-for-yourself/
https://www.eatwell101.com/cooking-tips-for-beginner-cooks-start-cooking

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>>14705223
>Please keep all discussion both civil and constructive!

>> No.14706009

>>14705996
6) any threats that makes fun of Americans or America gets removed immediately and OP gets permabanned

>> No.14706018

My favorite fast food?
>Chick fil a sandwich

My favorite discontinued item?
>Philadelphia cheesecake bars

Favorite nostalgia food?
>3D dorito

Favorite ice cream?
Haagen Dazs vanilla

What food from a fictional show do I want?
>The steak from the Matrix

What's my favorite soda?
>Mountain Dew

>> No.14706025

>>14705996
Do Americans really?

>> No.14706027

sucking a golf ball

>> No.14706028
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Could use a nice tutorial on how to eat ass

>> No.14706031

>>14706025
>>14706009

>> No.14706035

>>14705978
I vote for this as sticky also

>> No.14706036

Any newfag that attempts to use /fit/ memes or interacts on /ck/ using /fit/ board culture should be banned on sight. That board is just the lovechild of /pol/, /r9k/, and reddit at this point.

>> No.14706042

>>14706028
oh my god, i havent been this erect in years
give me sauce before they delete this

>> No.14706047

>>14705978
holy shit you need help

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>>14705223
i say we should have more threads about cooking with sea slugs and seamen

>> No.14706077

>>14705978
Masao is that you?

>> No.14706087

>>14705759
Yes

>> No.14706105

>>14705803
Bring back al/ck/ threads some anons on them helped me get myself to rehab like 3ish years ago and iv been sober since

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>>14705223
You mods ban people for seemingly no reason. I once got banned for replying to an off topic thread that was about cooking rice. Fix that bullshit before you put effort into a sticky or whatever. And tell the retarded jannies to stop deleting threads about cooking.

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> /ck/ Sticky Development Thread Anonymous ## Modfeedback IRC
>Some anons have asked why there isn't sticky on /ck/, so why don't we make one? Since it's always best if a community makes its own sticky, here's an opportunity to do so. Please use this thread as a place to develop a post which I can lock and sticky as a welcome message and resource to new posters.

>What I'd like to end up with is a single brief post containing handful of useful links/helpful tips/etc, the expected behavior of users, and a single high-quality image suitable for a long-lasting sticky. If there is too much information for a single post, try to organize the content into a handful of posts at most. A sticky doesn't need to contain all the knowledge of the board's userbase! Just the absolute basics.

>Here are some good examples of stickies made by the community:
>>>>/mu/48186754
>>>>/lit/11931854
>>>>/u/3145651

>Of course, if /ck/'s community decides that it would rather not have a sticky, that's fine too. I'll leave this thread open for a few days so everyone can have their say.

Please keep all discussion both civil and constructive! Thanks.

>> No.14706122

free dinotendies

>> No.14706132

>How do I make good coffee?
https://prima-coffee.com/learn/article/coffee-basics/a-beginners-guide-pour-over-coffee-brewing/29106
>How do I live on X dollars a month?
Rice, beans, eggs, bulk chicken, bulk spices. Consider investing in a warehouse club membership, they frequently have enrollment offers that mitigate or eliminate the cost of joining entirely.
>How do I make healthy food?
White fish, chicken, dark/leafy greens, whole grains. Avoid simple carbs, alcohol, and soda.

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Nothing's been uploaded to the booru in almost a year, but it still exists and still serves as a repository, so it should probably be in the sticky.
https://ck.booru.org/
Who knows, maybe it'll breathe some new life into it.

>> No.14706143

>>14706122
what happened to that guy?

>> No.14706145

>>14705223
>>14706138

>> No.14706151

>>14706143
he pretended to cook turtle eggs, basically dindu nuffin

>> No.14706156
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>welcome to /ck/, please report every wojakposter you see, and eat /deenz/ everyday

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>>14706122
>>14706143

>> No.14706176

>>14705223
sneed

>> No.14706181

>>14705899
The best way to go about it is to decide what kind of main ingredient you want to cook with and post a thread with that theme, it is much easier for us to post surrounding a theme than just randomly posting whatever comes to mind when you ask for some recipes withoun't stating what kind! Also works for themes like ethinical food, national and regional foods, seasonal foods and other such variations!

>> No.14706182

Huh? Wat u mean? Finna

>> No.14706183

>>14705685
BASED

>> No.14706190

>>14706042
Quickly save it and repost on /r/!

>> No.14706199
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>How ironic. I came here yesterday to check out if there was a sticky with info on the basics of cooking. I know nothing about cooking, but I'm tired of eating the same food every day, so I came here to look for a way to introduce myself into the culinary arts.
>If you can reach a concensus, I'd be in your debt.

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>>14705223
McChicken should be the sticky picture.

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>>14706143
Mods were being losers, while looking the other way on stupid shit.
Who here doesnt love a BumblePoss?

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>>14705438
Hey rabbi
>>14705254
This board is turning to shit annon.

>> No.14706232

I doubt this would go well given the amount of shitposting on /ck/.
Cooking guides are pretty well covered on other corners of the internet. You can always go to serious eats, or watch america's test kitchen/good eats, the 100s of okay baking blogs, etc. Maybe a /ck/ sticky would just be collections of those.
The recent "what pots/pans should I buy?" discussion was okay, but I don't know if crowdsourcing similar info would go smoothly due to the amount of shitposting you'd have to wade through.

>> No.14706238

>>14705283
I am with this anon. I don't think we need a sticky. The point is to open dialog through the current format we have. We have never needed one, we don't need one now. If jack threads aren't banned, we don't need a sticky.

>> No.14706247
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14706247

Don't ruin another board with a completely unnecessary sticky. We don't need a sticky here, we need the stickies on other boards deleted. Also, bring back visible sage.

>> No.14706256

>>14705282
underrate post

>> No.14706277

I'd say just something along the lines of a welcoming message describing the board for anyone that wanders in, a few essentials like flavor profiles, spice guides, wine pairings etc and ending with a clear dissuasion against multiple threads of the same topic, thinly veiled /int/ shitposting and /r9k/ threads hidden behind alcohol discussion.

>> No.14706282
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14706282

>Why yes, I do have a large collection of hot sauces at home. How could you tell?

>> No.14706283
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14706283

Obviously this is the one true choice for the sticky image.

>> No.14706286

>>14706105
I nearly killed myself in al/ck/ threads. I just kept on escalating my drinking so I could be part of the "community."

>> No.14706297

>>14705316
Those would be better posted elsewhere, and probably are.
A sticky of a link to a site is "Hi, you're too dumb to google your problem, but we did, but we also know you'll ignore this information which will answer all your questions".

It won't go well.
No sticky.

>> No.14706303

Should be guide to torrent cook books for dummies.

>> No.14706312

>>14706303
This would be legitimately useful. The artbook threads on /ic/ are the best on the board.

>> No.14706313

Pls don't post semen as yogurt

>> No.14706318

For me, it's the McChicken

>> No.14706322

>>14706312
I know it would be. That's why I suggested it.

>> No.14706327
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14706327

Everyone, may I have your attention please? This landmark /ck/ thread seems like the perfect place for a very special Food- and Cooking-related announcement.

>> No.14706331

>>14706327
Whatever could it be?

>> No.14706333

Blatant fast food shill threads need to get moved to >>>/trash/

>> No.14706335
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>>14705283
exactly
a sticky always has a stale "waste of space" feel for me. it lists a few common sense rules as a way for mods and jannies to issue bans in an effort to keep the focus of the board. However it never ends up affecting board culture and posting on a deep level. The old way of stating the rules of the board was a good old "THIS USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST" with an additional locking. That kind of shit sticks with the average anon as it's often meme worthy. additionally, on a slower board like /ck/, the ban post will stay around for a while. I guess I feel like visible and more obvious ban hammers, and less discreet moderators would be way more effective than a sti/ck/y that nobody will really read or even remember if they do.

>> No.14706338

>>14706327
Do tell, Anon. I'm on the edge of my seat.

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>>14706327
huh??

>> No.14706348

>>14706335
>I guess I feel like visible and more obvious ban hammers, and less discreet moderators would be way more effective

Janny hands typed this post.

FOR FREE
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>> No.14706350

I don't think /ck/ needs a sticky. If a board doesn't have frequent /beginner/ threads then it definitely doesn't need a sticky. In general, people aren't here to improve their own cooking. People are here to meme while adjacently talking about food. If I want serious food discussion I certainly don't come here.

>> No.14706352

heres a perfect sticky:

cooking resources:
https:///www.reddit.com/r/cooking#resources

information on buying cooking utensils:
https:///www.reddit.com/r/buy_pans

cooking maymays:
https:///www.reddit.com/r/funnycooking

>> No.14706354

>>14705223
Sounds like a piss poor idea to me, everyone is going to read it and hate it unless it's just reposting the board rules.

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>>14705325
>cred within the culture
what the fuck

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>>14706350
>If I want serious food discussion I certainly don't come here.
Of course not. If you made a genuine thread about cooking, you'd get banned by the OP mod.

>> No.14706361

>>14705223
No sticky, fuck the rest.

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14706367

Put jack in the sticky he is a staple of /ck/ culture.

>> No.14706382

>>14705223
Sneed

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14706395

Food

>> No.14706396

>>14706286
Shit anon im sorry to hear that. I always saw it as people confessing their misdoings not as anything encoraging alchoholism. I totally understand just wanting to be part of something but hopefully you are past acting self destructively in order to fit in with retards on a Mongolian outdoors spider farming forum

>> No.14706398

>>14706335
At the same time, a lack of definition is what turns boards into /v/: just shitposting using the board topic as an excuse.

>> No.14706399

>>14706395
/ck/ is property of /jp/

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Cooking

>> No.14706402

sticky should have budget meals. so sick of the "I'm pooooor" threads

>> No.14706403

>>14706122
Free my mans

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honestly, don't put a sticky, /mu/, and /lit/ are incredibly pretentious boards, and a stick would make /ck/ seem uninviting to the common user (which is ironic). don't put a sticky.

>> No.14706408

the fuck these soyboys, fuck with this noise, weak s. "not my fault im skinny , or obse, N Training mom said no gym membrship beucause they'd rape me in the closes.ts nx t to he locker orom ,s,. bruv that beβta siet. (betaββββbβbebtbaβ

ok, oi train at homee.αααalphpapα

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>>14705223
Beans and Rice.
That is all.

>> No.14706435

Fuck this sticky in particular.

The beauty of cooking is precisely that it is so particular to your location, your culture, your ingredients. There's nothing useful we can put in a sticky that crosses boundaries.

>> No.14706455

>>14705365

That reminds me, what ever happened to the Pubey Baker? You know, the guy who kept trying to show off his bread, but anon kept zooming in and finding pubes?

>> No.14706456

>>14706405
>/mu/
>pretentious
it's full of k pop and idol threads now anon wtf are you talking about

>> No.14706459

>>14705223
/ck/ is for everything about cooking and food.

>insert /ck/ approved cooking sites here

>> No.14706460

>>14706456
Don’t forget about /vanhalenposter/ he’s a staple

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>>14705223
Hello purple palmtree man, I'm sorry but we're kind of desperate because submitting Feedback/reports does fuck all.

Could you please tell /co/s janitor to stop actively helping the autistic /pol/lack, commonly referred to as shitposter-kun, that has been trolling the Emmy threads for the last 3 months?
We (the fandom) agreed to make threads when a new strip comes out (saturday afternoon/evening), after a thread that derailed into a massive flamewar due to being made long before new content was available for discussion.
Shitposter-kun keeps making super early threads every saturday, ~8 hours before the strip comes out, because he wants to recreate that flamewar for whatever nonsensical reasons. He (You)farms to fuel the shitflinging, and unfortunately the fandom has quite a few newfags that couldn't spot a troll if it dickslapped them in the face, so they keep feeding him.

We used to get around his trolling by making a new thread when the strip came out, and leave shitposter-kun to page10 bump his own thread until bumplimit, but ~3 weeks ago a janitor started deleting the new thread, along with writefriend OC even though it's pastebin'd.

Trying to explain the situation to the janitor just gets you a 3 day vacation. And since this is entirely offtopic here, I'll take my 3 day vacation now. Thanks.

>> No.14706467

>>14706247
stupid idea, then you'll get people countersaging just for the sake of it. defeats the point, unless you really cant help being passive aggressive

>> No.14706476

>>14706455
I heard he choked to death on pubes

>> No.14706478

>>14706456
pretentious kpop and idol fags

>> No.14706482
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14706482

I still don't know how to cook, please put how to cook in the /ck/ sticky

>> No.14706490

>>14706476

Press P to scatter pubes on his grave.

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>>14706462

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>>14706462
>We (the fandom)

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>>14706462

>> No.14706508

This thread is proof that /ck/ has declined into the worst board on 4chan(nel). Just delete it, mods.

>> No.14706514

>>14706467
>unless you really cant help being passive aggressive
Whoa cowboy, it's fun.

>> No.14706519

>>14706508
newfag has never been to cgl

>> No.14706529

>>14706519
What the fuck is cgl

>> No.14706531

>>14706529
>>>/cgl/

>> No.14706533

>>14706459
So, none?

>> No.14706539

>>14706531
I’m not clicking on that...weirdo

>> No.14706541

>>14706459
sometimes we approve of chef john.

>> No.14706542

>>14706539
It's the girl board.

>> No.14706550

1) egg guy web.md results in perma ban
2) jack posting leads to perma bam
3) Europeans are permabanned because they don’t know how to cook

I’ve just solved all the boards problems

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>>14706539
Fucking new faggot, its the cosplay board

>> No.14706566

Just make it all links to fast food places

>> No.14706572

>>14705310
include technique instruction stuff, like how to cut stuff, how to dice an onion, etc

>> No.14706581
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14706581

Make al/ck/ the sticky

>> No.14706583

>>14706542
>>14706551
Ok I posted a thread there >>10470137

>> No.14706589

>>14706583
learn how to link newfag

>> No.14706591

funniest thread on /ck/ right now

>> No.14706597

>>14706589
How do you link

>> No.14706600
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14706600

Make this the thread sticky image

>> No.14706606

>>14705223

>link to cooking with Jack
>link to Gordon making chili bag
>link to McDonalds menu

>redirect to /b/

>> No.14706610

>>>/trash/14706597
As an example. You need three >>> to crosslink between boards then the name of the board inbetween / / like /ck/ and then the post number of the post you want to link. Wa la.

>> No.14706614
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>>14705223
I think a sticky would be a nice edition to /ck/
I’m not sure what links should go there (maybe kenjis website)
I know this website uses a very science based approach for BBQ and all types of smoked or grilled meats, might be a good edition.

Board culture wise, only thing I ask is we try and limit the amount of fast food posting, and maybe also a link on how to cook eggs, way too many egg threads

Also
>vinegary shits

And can we make this the picture for the sticky?

>> No.14706616

>>14706610
That didn’t work you dipshit, it has a line through it

>> No.14706619

>>14706614
Fuck forgot the website

https://amazingribs.com/

>> No.14706620

>>14706616
That's because it's a dead post. Use the archive to find out the hidden message.

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>>14706616
post's dead, but if you have 4chanx you can still see it

>> No.14706636

>>14706367
This. Ja/ck/ is board culture.
Also I would like to add that all jannies are communists and pederasts

>> No.14706638

>>14706636
Ja/ck/ and Jack posters should be banned entirely from this website

>> No.14706639

>>14705308
I’d honestly rather have idiots like you spammed to death with “read the sticky” rather than have the board spammed to death with the same dumb questions everyday that could be answered with the sticky

>> No.14706640

>>14706550
>implying those are problems and not reasons why it come to this shit site

>> No.14706648

>>14706550
Based to a nearly extreme level
Europeans should be killed

>> No.14706658

>>14705223
Use this as a resource for new and old anons who want to get good cooking skills
docdroid.net/10r3r/

>> No.14706660

>>14705957
based

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>mods are actually entertaining the worst idea in the history of /ck/
4chan is truly dead
R I P

>> No.14706683

Make the sticky about Ja/ck/

>> No.14706694

>>14705223
>Some anons

Funny way of spelling /fit/ tourist.

>> No.14706712

>>14705223
1. Smoking threads are okay
2. Post food related stuff
That's it.

>> No.14706713

>>14706550
rangeban new zealand and other aussies
rangeban irish
rangeban br*tish
rangeban finns
rangeban fly*vers and c*flironians and or*g*nians

permaban anyone who wants to talk about youtube
permaban discussions of celebrities
permaban tiktok posting and coomerpostimng
permaban girlposting unless confirmed trap

there is to be no discussion of flyover foods and yes that includes "c*jun" and other s*uthern crap

there is to be no mention of mass market consumer brands

cat_with_crying_eyes.jpg is permaban
frogposting is permaban
soyjak and wojak is permaban
complaiing about authenticity or high quality things is permaban
bitching that velveeta and ground beef isn't real mexican food is permaban
bitching that kraft dinner isn't italian is permaban

>> No.14706723

>>14706713
Imagine being this butthurt.

>> No.14706732

>>14705223
How new are you? Not familiar enough with this board to know it's population as a collective has for years now eschewed the idea of a sticky.


If you want a recipe. google. it.

>> No.14706735
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STICKY AN APOLOGY

>> No.14706741
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>>14706666
will checking digits be b& with the new rule set in place

>> No.14706744

>>14706713
>ban everything I don’t like
This is peak r.eddit pal, just go get on there

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14706759

voting no to creation of a sticky. it provides nothing of value and only serves to take up space at the top of the page.

>> No.14706763

>>14705335
>posts that disagree with me are shitposts, please listen to me because I am an authority
KYS

>> No.14706782

>>14706712
>1. Smoking threads are okay
why

>> No.14706793
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14706793

This is the hot sauce shitposter. Unless the sticky irrevocably renounces the posting privileges of all hot soys, my crusade will continue indefinitely. You have your chance to bring an end to the madness. The ball is in your court.

>> No.14706794

ban fast food shit

>> No.14706799

>>14706793
I take back all of this >>14706713
I'll allow infinite forever hot sauce shitposts in exchange for a permanent ban of the summerfag mod who thought stickying the obligatory sticky shitpost was a good idea

>> No.14706808

>>14705223
Ban all white people food

>> No.14706818

V60 > french piss

>> No.14706845
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14706845

Guys, we've hit a thread limit never seen on /ck/ before.

>> No.14706862

>>14706232
You're not very knowledgeable about cooking and you're new to the board. Both are okay things to be buy you shouldn't voice bad opinions on this matter.

>> No.14706882

>>14706845
Don’t you remember that COVID grocery store wojak thread a few weeks ago?

>> No.14706885

WE WERE ALREADY ASKED THIS BEFORE
WE DON'T WANT IT AND EVEN IF WE DIS WE CAN'T AGREE ON WHAT TO PUT IN IT
IDIOTS AND TOURISTS WHO SAY INFORMATION CAN'T EVEN POST A SINGLE GOOD VETTED CHOICE AND EVERYONE WILL SHIT ON THEM BECAUSE COOKING IS LITERALLY ABOUT PERSONAL TASTE

>> No.14706903

>>14705223
posting in epic bread

we've went for a decade+ without a sticky, so we dont need one

>> No.14706904

/ck/'s literally the bottom of the barrel of 4chan, the board's only good for when you feel like shitposting with low risk of getting banned for your low quality posts. That's all you need to put in the sticky.

>> No.14706917

Cooking is a variable enough hobby that it doesn't warrant a sticky. /lit/diots posting "RECOMMEND ME A BOOK" is dumb because there's only one way to recommend a book. Even a stupid question like HOW DO I MAKE PIZZA, has a thousand different answers though. A sticky kind of stifles that creativity, even when it's being used for shitposts.

A sticky won't significantly contribute to board culture or eliminate the worst kind of posts.

>> No.14706920

>>14705282
This manchild is correct. The allure of a sticky is strong. But like an orgasm is eventually becomes crusty and smelly.

>> No.14706934

>>14705223
We dont need one.

>> No.14706948

>>14706713
Congratulations on the creation of your subreddit, sir.

>> No.14706973
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14706973

>Congratulations on the creation of your subreddit, sir.

>> No.14706989

>>14706904
>low risk of getting banned
Kek, you are retarded if you think this board is low risk

>> No.14706993

i just want to grill for gods sake

>> No.14707006

>>14706904
tfw /ck/ is my home board

>> No.14707016

>>14705223
The sticky should' have eggfort.webm so nobody else can ever start threads with it again.

>> No.14707028

I dont think a sticky is needed given the vagueness of food and cooking as a subject matter.
HOWEVER, what we do need is some more focused moderation to range ban the wojakspammers from /v/ who have been ruining threads and making /ck/ genuinely worse to where /ck/ challenge can't even happen anymore because shitposters discourage people from submitting.
If you are intent on a sticky just further refine the rules on what's on topic and what's not. Like how a thread about discussing types of alcohol like beer or wine is fine but one about alcoholics ranting about them downing a handle every 2nd day like it's an AA meeting is clearly blogposting garbage that shouldn't be on any board except /b/.

tl;dr we need more effective and active moderation not a sticky

>> No.14707031

>>14706904
>with low risk of getting banned for your low quality posts
Know how I can tell your new?

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14707041

>>14705223
A sticky should provide answers to questions that repeatedly appear like:
>I don't have much money, need cheap recipes
And provide some basic info like:
>nutritional facts
>cooking basics

>> No.14707051

honestly this seems like a bad idea
id rather have people ask a dumb question and have their thread disappear in a couple hours

>> No.14707073

We reddit now

>> No.14707078

>>14705358
>this is a board for discussing food and cooking, but not Chefs and other cooks. under no circumstance are you to discuss people that cook, only cooking itself

>> No.14707091

>>14707073
yea think ima go make /asp/ my main board now.

>> No.14707094

>>14705223
Infographs with different types of pans, different cuts of meat, other stuff like that

>> No.14707116

This place is full of drunk shitposters, why would you think anything good will come of this?

>> No.14707121

>>14705425
part of the attraction of being a /sip/boy is going on the journey for oneself. a guide, no matter how open-ended, forces a framework that can unnecessarily corral the reader. there is no need to powergame the leisure activity of sipping

>> No.14707132
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Stickies are useless wastes of space. I’d rather have the fat taco bell anon threads.

>> No.14707143

a sticky would unironically ruin the board past the point of no return so please no

>> No.14707144

>>14705223
please put on the sticky
>NO Jack posting
>NO eggforts
>NO e-celebs
>NO images of sexually suggestive females

>> No.14707152

include in sticky that there will be an instant ban on "do americans really" posts PLEASE
thats 10% of the threads

>> No.14707155

>>14707152
do americans really get triggered by "do americans really"?

>> No.14707165
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cumin is peak /ck/

>> No.14707169
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14707169

>>14707144
>>NO images of sexually suggestive females

>> No.14707171

>>14707155
YES WE REALLY DO
FUCK OFF YOU HOOK NOSED KIKE

>> No.14707176

>>14707028
I think that probably failed more because the guy who half dick attempted to run it was insanely inept and cooked worse than the pube bread baker (RIP).

>> No.14707178

>>14707155
They really do... it's quite sad how American's have such a poor diet. Pathetic really.

>> No.14707179

>>14707152
>Americans can't handle banter
Whats the matter fatty? Shouldn't you be proud that "Freedom Cuisine" consists of clogging arteries and rotting teeth?

>> No.14707189

>>14707165
https://foodblogposts.blogspot.com/2020/07/food-blog-lxxvi.html
>are you hiim?

>> No.14707197

>>14707144
add "no homosexuality" that way we never have to listen to your faggotry ever again

>> No.14707199

>>14707179
it's not banter, writing the same thread 20x a day is legitimate autism

>> No.14707210

>>14707178
Bot detected. I fucking knew it. How many other bots are on this turd of a board?

>> No.14707212
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>>14705223
Look at the shit this retard just made...you really think that’s worthwhile on this sub?

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pee pee poo poo lol

>> No.14707227

>>14707216
FECES

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>>14707212
>this sub

>> No.14707246

>>14707210
>Anon: Britbongs are gay.
>Amerifat: "HAHAHAHA"

>Anon: Aussies are gay.
>Amerifat: "HAHAHAHA"

>Anon: France is cucks.
>Amerifat: "HAHAHAHA"

>Anon: Swedes are cucks.
>Amerifat: "HAHAHAHA"

>Anon: Amerifats are gay.
>Amerifat: Bot detected. I fucking knew it. How many other bots are on this turd of a board?

>> No.14707247

Here's my suggestion for sticky content.

Welcome to /ck/, unless you're a nigger.

Please be sure to lurk for at least 3 years before posting. If you can't make a charlotte, you shouldn't post on /ck/.

Alcoholics and manchildren are NOT welcome on /ck/.

I hope this has been worth the weight, and have fun.

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>>14707210
Do they really complain this much?

>> No.14707253

>>14705412
>prisoners
>reeeee slave labor
Nah, if you waste your chance at life being a degenerate fuck up then you deserve to make license plates for 15¢ an hour

>> No.14707261

>>14707253
Fuck off you dumb bootlicker, they deserve better than that and you know it

>> No.14707264

>all these soyboys "voting" for no sticky
i DEMAND my sticky, only things that should be:
>NO e-celeb garbage
>NO bay leaf threads
thats it, you better give it to me or i'll find you and rape both you and your boyfriend

>> No.14707267

>>14707264
i forgot
>NO fast food garbage
or at least a general as containment thread for these subhumans

>> No.14707269

So can anyone explain why /g/ gets Terry Davis in their sticky while /ck/ cant have Ja/ck/? Both are staples of their respective boards.

>> No.14707272

>>14707264
>threatening mods
It was nice knowing you faggot

>> No.14707299
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14707299

>>14707272

>> No.14707304

does anyone else ITT brush their hair while they take a shit
i'm also posting with one hand while i'm brushing my hair and taking a shit

>> No.14707322
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14707322

Rule #1 in cooking:
Always remember to have fun!

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14707327

I don’t like this idea. If we have some ‘rules’ sticky (which will be arbitrary at best ‘rules’ decided by one person and a mod), it’ll restrict the board in the long run. It’s cooking mainly but we can still enjoy tangentially cooking-related content or the occasional OC where some idiot’s ‘cooking’ cereal and dog food or whatever. It’s still 4chan. I want to have fun; not feel like it’s some serious cooking forum or whatever.

>> No.14707335

holy shit this thread is just pathetic

>> No.14707373
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14707373

Only e-celebs allowed are people who actually cook for a living
>Ramsay
>Chef John
>Kenji
etc

>> No.14707382

/ck/ doesn’t need a sticky

>> No.14707388

>>14707246
Guess you didn't notice that it was a templated response and had nothing to do with the post it was replying to. Maybe spruce up your English comprehension skills before responding next time.

>> No.14707399

>>14707388
Fuck off wh*toid, your opinions don’t matter since your people can t cook

>> No.14707439

>>14707212
how do you fuck up such a simple and easy recipe that badly

>> No.14707441
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14707441

Just this picture.

>> No.14707447

>>14705978
Please modfag make this the sticky

>> No.14707453

>>14707439
Not my recipe you goddamn halfwit retard

>> No.14707456

>>14705223
Fuck off reditfag small dick fucking retard. Ban me cunt oh no my phones been banned LMAO you pathetic little piece of shit.
Take your faggot sticky and stick it up your ass you dumb cunt.

>> No.14707468

No sticky please.
Just ban low quality threads like the e-celeb ones.

>> No.14707469
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14707469

Posting in epic thread. Include my cast iron pan.

>> No.14707476

>>14707456
OH NO NO WE GOT TOO COCKY STICKY BROS

>> No.14707480

>>14707469
Holy fuck cast iron is a sure sign you have no idea how to cook food

>> No.14707495

I’m the 444th post

>> No.14707541
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14707541

Stickies should simply provide a well-informed list of resources and websites vetted by the /ck/ommunity. I suggest we have a list of links leading to generic recipe sites, but the good ones.

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14707547

>>14707541

Also forgot to mention we need a mas/ck/ot.

I for one, vote for our chose one. Aunt Jemima

>> No.14707551

>>14705223
Stickies are a waste of catalog space, newfags don't read this shit.

>> No.14707569

sticky these nuts janny

>> No.14707582

this thread should be the sticky

>> No.14707591

bay leafs are shit and do nothing dont listen to the bay leaf shills about to respond to this

>> No.14707592

>>14706638
ja/ck/ on, cooklet

>> No.14707599

It's time to vote:

https://www.strawpoll.me/20909573
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>> No.14707602

>>14707591
You’re right, bay leaves don’t do shit, just like your dads anus...it was too loose for my cock

>> No.14707609
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14707609

There should be a sticky with cooking resources. Only people who are against it probably can't cook and should be laughed at.

Helping this boards manchildrem educate themselves on cooking will improve the board in the long run.

>> No.14707611

>>14707609
Shutup

>> No.14707617

>>14707609
Nobody on this board wants to cook, they want to eat tendies, sloppa, and derail threads.

>> No.14707621

>>14707617
Exactly, /pol/posting should be 100% allowed on this board

>> No.14707622
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14707622

>>14707246

>> No.14707631

>>14707621
I agree, I think that would only improve /ck/ in every conceivable way

>> No.14707663

Why are people against a sticky? It's completely harmless. Not like it needs to have more rules to follow, just resources if people want them.

>muh catalog space!
Retarded argument.

>> No.14707674

>>14707621
If by that you mean this board should be merged into a general thread on /pol/ and the board itself deleted, I 100% agree.

>> No.14707682

>>14707663
It will be undoubtedly gay and make the board look fruity.

>> No.14707683

>>14705294
embrace the sloppa, it is your destiny.

>> No.14707685

>>14707621
Agreed.

>> No.14707694

>>14707682
All the good boards have stickies.

>> No.14707706

>>14707694
/ck/ isn't a good board.

>> No.14707710

>>14706282
based

>> No.14707722

>>14707706
Not yet

>> No.14707728

>>14707722
It was okay back in 2010-14, now it's mindless trash and endless shitposting. Delete the board.

>> No.14707729

>>14707599
I vote that you kill yourself.

>> No.14707746

>>14707728
I like that I can come onto this board and call people faggots for their shitty cooking skills, then when they ask me to give them advice I just say “I wouldn’t know, I only eat fast food” then I literally farm (You)’s all night long

>> No.14707751

>>14707729
That's not an option, retard.

>> No.14707764

>>14707322
lol

>> No.14707768

>>14705223
Only reditfags say “anon” any more. Fucking Piece of shit shit mod LURK MORE YOU FAGGOT NOONE WANTS. A FAGGY STICKY WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU ACTUALLY THINK IT WILL BRING TO THE BOARD? You don’t even know ANYTHING about the board culture you cunt fucking wish I could meet you in real life I truly do little cunt fuck off and never post here again.

>> No.14707769

>>14705278
that looks so good anon...

>> No.14707775

The sticky should include a mega file of every Good Eats episode

>> No.14707783
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14707783

>>14705223
>What I'd like to end up with is a single brief post containing handful of useful links/helpful tips/etc,
Put 'vark sauce on it is the best tip I can give.
>the expected behavior of users,
No jannies allowed, only outlaws. Banning posts that aren't illegal goes against the 1st Amendment rights of our countrymen.
>and a single high-quality image suitable for a long-lasting sticky. If there is too much information for a single post, try to organize the content into a handful of posts at most. A sticky doesn't need to contain all the knowledge of the board's userbase! Just the absolute basics.
Pic related

>> No.14707785

>>14707768
>angry manchild thinks he knows the board culture
Go back to /pol/

>> No.14707786

bring back /alck/
force all fast-food threads into one thread so the entire board isn't shitted up with fat retards
encourage discussing actually creating food
ban all youtubers and food personality (except jack, obviously)

>> No.14707798

>>14707775
this desu
and a promotional coupon code for Secret Aardvark Habanero Hot sauce

>> No.14707802

>>14707786
>bring back /alck/
You are where you belong on /adv/ you circlejerking alcoholic faggot.

>> No.14707804

>>14707798
Ohhhh now you're talking! My partner would kill me if I ended up with another cased LMFAO!!!!. I can't wait for the sticky boys xDDD I've been lurking for 2 weeks and can already tell I will fit right in hahaha

>> No.14707810

>>14707802
>containment threads are bad
you're fucking stupid

>> No.14707816

>>14707810
your containment thread is on another board because it isn't really about alcohol, it's about you faggots holding AA meetings on a food and cooking forum.

>> No.14707830

>>14707816
>forum
consider suicide

>> No.14707831

>>14707816
>muh food and cooking forum
Faggot no one gives a shit about your cooking fucking kill yourself whqts so fuckkng interesting about your meal? NOTHING you fucking boring faggot.

>> No.14707838

>>14707830
>>14707831
seething alcoholics

>> No.14707842

>>14705412
I love Eappo brand potato chips!

>> No.14707856

>>14707838
I bet you’re the type of soy drinking faggot that obsesses over weed

>> No.14707859

what are some sticky foods

>> No.14707870

>>14707856
you're the one who wants to talk about your feelings with other alcoholics and who circlejerks about alcohol. nobody is talking about other drugs you degenerate retard.

>> No.14707877

>>14707859
weed brownies

>> No.14707881

>>14706989
I'm the lowest of the low kind of shitposter on this board. The amount of sloppa and for me, it's the mchicken posts I've made can be counted in the hundreds of thousands. Never got banned. This board is lawless as far as I'm concerned.

>> No.14707884

>>14705223
Enjoy your 3 day vacation, this post is off topic

>> No.14707885

>>14707884
based janny

>> No.14707886

>>14705438
shut the fuck up nigger

>> No.14707895

>>14707881
You're still posting about food at the end of the day so it doesn't matter if it makes people seethe it's still on-topic.

>> No.14707900

looks like the nigger redditards finally managed to get reddit/b/ containment board, goodbye /ck/ it's over.

>> No.14707904

>>14707900
>goodbye /ck/ it's over.
for you

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>>14707900
>

>> No.14707916

>>14707728
it has been mindless trash and endless shitposting from 2010 on

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>>14707905

>> No.14707929

we should just have the mcdonalds menu stickied desu

>> No.14707941

>>14707884
Ha, wow! I’m going to call you three-for-free.

>> No.14707945 [DELETED] 

A fast food sticky and eceleb sticky would literally save the board.

>> No.14707961

>>14707945
we need a hot sauce sticky too with Varky The Aardvark's picture in the OP.

>> No.14707969

Can we have a sticky dedicated to whether or not coffee is good for you?

>> No.14707991

taco bell and steelies

>> No.14708006

If I would want to create a sticky, it should have a post featuring at least.
1.) Mandatory / secondary /tertiary equipment for the kitchen
2.) Basics to cooking techniques i.e sauteing, pan frying, toasting spices, etc.
3.) Methods to eat "On a budget"
4.) Basic dry foods and spices you should keep stocked
5.) Basic fresh foods that can be used for many things (eggs, celery, carrots, etc.)

Lastly, there would be some list of other resources like Jacques Pepin's Cooking Video (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CshkecuFfMc) or just a link to some infographics like /fa/'s tuxbell.

I think that would encourage a lot of people to cook and it would cover a lot of the redundant on topic threads that are created.

>> No.14708016

>>14708006
Really good post.

It would be great to have a mega of actually useful cookbooks (e.g. La Technique)

>> No.14708026

Can we get an upvote/downvote system too guys, really need it.

>> No.14708038

>>14707751
It's always an option, one that you should strongly consider.

>> No.14708051

>>14708026
This and give everyone IDs and flags like /bant/.
We need to know what third world shithole you're from when you come in here posting stupidass recipes and having retarded opinions.

>> No.14708060

>>14708006
>>14708016
"mega" links are illegal and so is using torrents

>> No.14708073

>>14705223
holy fucking cringe

>> No.14708076

>>14706490
P
based publer. in death as in life.

>> No.14708097

>>14705634
This is the only good fucking post in this thread.

>> No.14708105

>>14705719
>election season i guess
So, new to 4chan huh?

>> No.14708108

>>14705634
"Don't be shy about starting a thread with something you cooked, no matter how much of a beginner you may be. We are a friendly and helpful bunch and all original content is appreciated." I know the "friendly" part is kind of a lie
It's not kind of a lie, it's a bold-faced lie and false advertising to newfags who will expect you retards to be civil about their shitty cooking.

>> No.14708112

>>14705223
>>14705283
I'm voting no for a sticky too
The only way a sticky could work if it's for basic recipes, but that in itself would become a hellhole for trying to decide what is a "basic recipe".

>> No.14708114

>>14708073

OP is either the greatest troll on /ck/, our guy on the inside who is going to destroy the traitorous niggerfaggot /ck/ jannies--or, he's the biggest hysterical tranny of them all, who's going to burn this board to the ground.

>> No.14708119

>>14707599
58 votes bro's......

>> No.14708140

>>14706435
This post concisely sums up why a /ck/ sticky is a bad idea. All the threads asking what to cook, what to stock your kitchen with, what your grocery list is, what the best beer is, etc, etc, always come down to, "where the fuck do you live?" Because it makes a difference. Ask a specific question about a specific dish, cuisine, technique, or cooking method and you'll get a good discussion, but ask a dumb question like, "mom kicked me out, how to survive?" and nobody is going to do anything but call you a loser. Food and cooking is to broad of a subject to have "guides" for most things.

>> No.14708151

>>14706542
/ck/ used to be the girl board...

>> No.14708152
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>>14705223
A mention of the famous /ck/ drinkware general is a must

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>>14708140
Well said.

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Only recipes worth a damn are American recipes just put some basic ones
>Hamburgers
>Pizza
>Chicken Tendies
>Spaghetti
>Tacos
>Eggs n bacon
>Coffee
>Chocolate cake
>Apple pie
easy

>> No.14708160
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14708160

>>14705223
Beginner's guide:

>what should I buy?
-10" frying pan
-2qt saucepan
-6-8qt stock pot
pick at least two of the above, also

-chef's knife
-cutting board
-spatula

>how I cook?
learn how to:
-scramble/fry/boil eggs
-steam veggies
-cook starches like rice, potatoes, and pasta
-pan fry/oven bake meats (fish, chicken, beef, pork)
-cook soups, stews, and stocks

>What is a balanced meal?
Roughly equal parts meat, starch, and veggies

>WhAt AbOuT sPiCeS?
keep it simple, stupid

>> No.14708169

>>14706435
>>14708140
>>14708153
If we just ban all non-American IPs from posting on /ck/ it would work just fine.

>> No.14708171

>>14708160
Holy fuggin based

>> No.14708180

>>14708160
thanks, i hate it

>> No.14708184

>>14708140
Wherever you are, buying cheap comes to buying cheap cuts of meat, beans, rice, and eggs. Anywhere you are in the "First" world, you're likely able to find carrots, celery, onions, and potatoes at a store that has a grocery section. Basics like salt, pepper, flour, and sugar is accessible practically anywhere a person posting on 4chan would be able to access.Having a list to someone who is cooking illiterate would be pretty effective and not too specific that a person can reliably find what they need to get started.

>> No.14708186

>>14706666
My first ever ban on /ck/ for posting a picture of a topless, pancake areola Sceak with the caption, "what if?", suggesting that he was our sole mod.

>> No.14708188

>>14708151
no it didn't

>> No.14708201

>>14706904
The sticky should just be a public ban of this anon.

>> No.14708206

>>14705223
please unban dinotendies

>> No.14708222

>>14707132
>rather have the fat taco bell anon threads
Those are pretty much the only threads these days that resemble old /ck/ before it became a fast board.

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14708234

>>14707144
As long as you add that /ck/ has always been a dog board. This isn't /b/. We don't celebrate caturday.

>> No.14708235

a list of /ck/ approved condiments, reply to this post to add your contribution

lea perrins worcetershire
whole grain mustard
sweet baby rays bbq sauce (all varieties are literally god tier)

>> No.14708236

why

>> No.14708239
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14708239

pickle sneed for sticky pls

>> No.14708241

>>14708235
bacon jam

>> No.14708246

>>14708235
The Best BBQ Sauce You'll Ever Taste
The Best Hot BBQ Sauce You'll Ever Taste

>> No.14708247

Can we get a ja/ck/ sticky? Its long overdue

>> No.14708248

>>14707247
If you had to lurk /ck/ for 3 years before posting nobody here would be sober.

>> No.14708252
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14708252

"hey there! welcome to /ck/!
if you post about a mcchicken or a fucking hot sauce i swear to god you will be banned on sight."

>> No.14708254

>>14708247
only when he strokes again and dies

>> No.14708259

>>14708252
do americans really

>> No.14708263

>>14708252
uhhh sauce?

>> No.14708272

>>14707541
There are no good recipe sites. We could link to torrents of good cookbooks/food books, but I don't think they're going to sticky fucking pirating.

>> No.14708294

>>14705335
This, please this.

>> No.14708310

>>14705283
>>14705282
no sticky it's a waste of the board

>> No.14708320

>>14705223
There should be a pastebin of some sort which includes easy cheap recipes.
Also don't listen to the "hurr durr no sticky >:(((" fags, they're just a bunch of retarded shitposters who don't care about the fucking topic.

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Not that this is linguistically optimized -- [image] -- but a lot of information is available in scientific documentation and association that are a). really beneficial, b). brought up *a lot* on here, such as keto, and budgeting options, and c). really innovative to what's commonly discussed or experienced, such as molecular gastronomy, and alternative ingredients.

>> No.14708331

>>14708322
Most of your post is pesudo-scientific drivel.

>> No.14708332

>>14708108
>it's a bold-faced lie and false advertising to newfags who will expect you retards to be civil about their shitty cooking
Where do you imagine these newfriends to be coming from? They should expect a certain level of hostility, and generally just being called any number of kinds of fag, but we still generally point people in the right direction when they're hopelessly lost. And cooking isn't like spending hours on a painting, or piece of music, or diy project; you do it, you eat it, and then you try again. If people new to cooking need to learn anything it's that it's okay to fuck up, because you have to eat again tomorrow so you can try again, and maybe try something a little different. I'm all for OC, but if you post a blurry picture of a bowl of semi-liquid brown slop what in the actual fuck kind of replies do you expect to get?

>> No.14708346 [DELETED] 

>>14708331
>[Not a specific criticism or argument].

>> No.14708349

>>14708160
If you posted this as a stand alone thread you'd probably get half a dozen "this is bait" images, and then your terrible thread would die, and nobody would ever think about you again, just like in real life.

>> No.14708353

>>14708322
There could be some links to pastebins or shit like that about these subjects with sources for further reading

>> No.14708356

>>14708346
That's specific enough, your post is founded on lies and you're a tripfag so you're not to be trusted anyways

>> No.14708360

>>14708349
>a humble, balanced meal is bait
fucking zoomers I swear

>> No.14708362

do stickys attract tripfags

>> No.14708365

>>14708235
>sbr
>literally hfcs and brown food coloring
Thanks for reminding me that I need to add that to the list of, "Things that /ck/ memes that are actually terrible, and only posted ironically".

>> No.14708376

>>14705223
No. The topic is too broad, and how do you decide what the basics would be? What's a basic recipe for mac and cheese look like? People have a million different ways to cook the same dish. Then there's regional variations for the same kind of food to consider, look at any thread that even mentions chili what if the sticky had a link to a simple recipe that included beans? I don't want that. If we'd just be going by the most absolute of basics like "how do I saute onions" or "how do I get into cooking" we already have threads like that, and people generally post good resources and tips in them when they appear. Stickies are often ignored anyway, look at /k/, it almost always has a gun control thread going on.

>> No.14708379 [DELETED] 

>>14708356
"It's not." You weren't specifying what topics, and you definitely weren't backing your suggestions scientifically.

You're garbage, suggesting lies -- and your paradigm of trips is non-scientific. ..Storing up knowledge has been meta for a while -- archives, files, and memory. Moreso, personality has conversations "amongst clarity", topics "tight", communities "beautiful"..

>> No.14708382

>>14708379
You have provided any sources for your lies and that's enough to show how full of shit you really are.

>> No.14708392 [DELETED] 

>>14708382
You're not even mentioning what you're on about.

>> No.14708394

>>14708392
Your screencap is full of lies and you're a lying faggot.

>> No.14708396 [DELETED] 

>>14708382
>>14708392
..Also, appealing to the tradition of having documentation already available, or to the authority of science overall, is a logical fallacy. If you weren't capable of figuring out what that post's on about, there are other problems for you dealing with.

>>14708394 is an example.

>> No.14708400

>>14708392
>>14708396
samefag

>> No.14708428

>>14705223
we do not eed a sticky at all.
nothing to link to nothing to explain

the booru is dead and even if it wasnt it wouldnt be worth it

>> No.14708501

>>14708320
Are you the lunkhead whp requested a sticky? After visiting this board for, what, maybe six months max you decided to start getting changes made? Nobody with affection for this shithole wants a sticky.

>> No.14708505
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14708505

Having read through this entire thread there are exactly two (2) things that glaringly apparent.
1) E-celeb/youtube threads are cancer, and nobody wants them. Yes, there are many good food and cooking channels, but if you see the same e-celeb posted every day, multiple times a day, with "it's up!" seconds after a new video comes out, it's never about the food or cooking, it's about the personality and friend simulator. The most cringe thing to see is someone saying they followed a Ragusa or Babish "recipe" and don't understand why it turned out like shit, but even Ramsay is just clickbait at this point. If you see a Ramsay YT thread hop over to /tv/ and 9 out of 10 times you will see the exact same thread made 2 minutes earlier. Just let that sink in. And as an extreme example, see >>14708410 I don't know if this is a false flag because of the sticky, but this is basically what every BA thread has been, and we've endured these threads every day for years now. Literally why?
2) The only people who think that a /ck/ sticky is a good idea are people who don't know how to cook and want to be spoon fed, i.e. nobody actually from /ck/ thinks this is a good idea.

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14708508

>>000000014705223

Here to vote against a sticky

>> No.14708510

>>14706713
based

>> No.14708524

>>14708105
2007 brah. it's gotten way worse over the years, and especially bad in the last few months. coming to 4chan after r/the_donald got the axe doesnt make u an oldfag dingaling

>> No.14708566

>>14708505
>>14707918

>> No.14708572

>>14708505
>nobody wants them
All of us want them, just fuck off. They're literally the only good threads on this board.

>> No.14708573

>>14705957
This is my vote.

>> No.14708577

>>14708572
this

>> No.14708585

HOLY FAZOLI'S
BASED JA/CK/
/CK/ HUMOR

>> No.14708599

TRUMP 2020

>> No.14708608

sneed

>> No.14708610

huh?

>> No.14708616
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>>14705522
>Delerium
FUCKIN NICE

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>>14706283
have to agree, and then coupled with a Reviewbrah
>>14706581
yes

>> No.14708635

>>14708616
That guy has better taste than almost everyone on /ck/, and yet his threads almost always get deleted. We don't need a sticky; we need moderation that actually browses the board and understands the board culture.

>> No.14708652

>>14708524
woooow 2007, huh? real old guard, huh?

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>>14708635
i honestly prefer the anarchy, but it's whatever. i am actually against a sticky in all regards. only because i'm a perfectionist and would be upset if it doesn't meet my own standards.

honestly, sticky's are updated as often as they're added. so it's nothing more than a badge o recognition at this point. and honestly? this board's culture doesn't resonate 'sticky'. but that being said? a cast iron skillet as the OP picture would be a pretty funny sticky that would last a lifetime.

>> No.14708674

Throwing in a vote for no sticky here. Firstly, nobody reads stickies and it won't improve the board. Secondly, an off-site wiki is liable to devolve into a shit-flinging circlejerk. Thirdly, if it's actually about how to cook, it'll just give fuel to the retards who screech about every thread that isn't explicitly about homecooking only.

It's a food and cooking board. Not just a cooking board.

>> No.14708679

The only sticky I'd approve of is a great big bold red sign saying:
ALL E-CELEB THREADS BELONG ON /trash/

That, plus actual fucking moderation for all this off-topic bullshit.

>> No.14708689

Allow al/ck/ threads, not sure why some faggot mod would redirect to r9k. We don't need a fuckton of threads asking about alcohol causing other threads to die

>> No.14708691

>>14708572
>>14708577
/tv/ tourists are the cancer that is killing /ck/. We all hate you.

>> No.14708701

>>14708691
>We
Nice try, loser.

>> No.14708708

Block all phoneposters from starting threads. 90% of the shit bait threads anf zero-effort trash posted here are phoneposter faggots from /tv/ who know this place has next to no moderation compared to that shithole. Let them only start threads if they buy a pass or some shit.

There, I fixed /ck/. Don't act like having a sticky would give you faggots a reason to moderate less. Everyone knows who's shitting up this board and a sticky won't stop them.

>> No.14708714

>>14708701
Nobody likes you faggots. You shit up every board you migrate to.

>> No.14708716

>>14708701
90% of the shit threads on this board are off-topic >>>/y/outube threads

>> No.14708720

>>14708701
The mods banned ja/ck/ threads because /tv/ermin didn't know not to spam it constantly.

>> No.14708721

>>14708708
I can't phonepost at work no matter how many times I toggle airplane, phoneposters really took a dive on /ck/ and /sp/, some other boards I can post

>> No.14708722

>that one samefag crying about youtube threads and replying to himself

imagine the smell

>> No.14708723

PLS no sticky. pls don't change /ck/. If a sticky is inevitable, the image should obviously be a McChicken

>> No.14708724

>>14708722
>>>/y/outube

>> No.14708725
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14708725

Instead of making a sticky with info that may become outdated and dead links we should first have a wiki which anons can update, add new content and discuss which things are also worth of being added as /ck/ knowledge. Then, once that wiki has a good shape and information's been poured on it, a sticky with the basic info should be made.

>> No.14708727

>>14708714
>Nobody likes you faggots.
I do. Stay mad.

>> No.14708729

fan of OK

>> No.14708732

No sticky. More Youtube threads please.

>> No.14708734

MODS DO YOUR FUCKING JOB
NO FUCKING STICKY

>> No.14708739

We need mandatory Chef John threads daily

>> No.14708743
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14708743

JUST GIVE ME MORE CLAIRE GODDAMNIT!!!!!!!!

>> No.14708747

>>14705284
just like irl, the mere presence of snivelling alco losers and their woe-is-me attitude is enough to bring down everyone around them, and should be avoided at all costs

>> No.14708750

Create /yuck/ - Youtube & Homosexual Cooking and make it a red board so the eceleb trannies can shitpost sbout their gay crushes and not fuck up /ck/.

>> No.14708756

>>14708689

see >>14708689

>> No.14708757

>>14708747
just hide the thread if you don't drink. or do you enjoy proselytizing to lost causes like you're some sort of messiah?

>> No.14708762

>>14708756
Dude, are you drunk?

>> No.14708765

>>14708757
why yes, I do enjoy proselytising to lost causes like some sort of messiah. how could you tell?

>> No.14708774

>>14708757
>>14708765
The funniest parts about /alck/ threads are the faggots who go in just to talk about how much they hate people who drink, as self-hate isn't the reason why most of us drink. At least we know we're pieces of shit.

>> No.14708779

>>14708774
*As if self-hate is...
I meant to type.

>> No.14708795

>>14708750
Nah I think I'll keep making Ragusea threads just to spite you. You are powerless.

>> No.14708808

We should probably have at least a few essential info points from each of the /ck/ generals in it.

>> No.14708811

>>14708808
General threads are cancer and completely antithetical to the site format.

>> No.14708820

nuke this thread

>> No.14708821

>>14708808
·tenshi eating a corndog

>> No.14708829

>sticky thread
Okay so we're like supposed to list the best fast food deals?

>> No.14708835

>>14708725
>we should have an off-site circlejerk with names and visible IP addresses!
How about fucking no, you piece of shit.

>> No.14708846

>>14708774
>>14708779
Samefag

>> No.14708851

>>14708846
What is this, fucking /b/? Of course I was samefagging to correct myself.

>> No.14708861

>>14708689
Talking about alcohol is very different from talking about alcoholism.

>> No.14708864

>>14708811
Be that as it may, they're not going away and they have some good information and answers to what are likely to be frequently-asked questions.

>> No.14708872

Sloppa sticky

>> No.14708880

>>14708864
Don't get me wrong. The tea thread is usually solid for discussion, but then you get the type of faggots who don't realize /vg/ was a containment board and start making five billion general threads for fucking everything just because LE EPIC SITE CULTURE (that one retard who randomly posts "cumin generals" comes to mind). The sardines threads are usually guys posting the same five tins of fish and people asking "how do I eat them" over and over again with most of the answers being on toast or crackers. Then you have the eceleb generals where nobody fucking talks about the food and instead spends their time writing blogs about how much the love or hate this particular celebrity. I get that there's on-topic shit to talk about there, but the mods banned Ja/ck/ threads after they turned into a level of faggotry on par with Kiwifarms.

>> No.14708884

>>14707859
sticky rice

>> No.14708887

>>14705223
If it's not a jack sticky then fuck off

>> No.14708896

Does hot sauce ipa pair with soy?

>> No.14708899

>>14708886
>>14708888
/ck/ has NO MODS

>> No.14708926

cum

>> No.14708940

>>14705978
Make this the sticky

>> No.14708941

A sticky for kebab meat and nothing else. Infographs resteraunts tips etc.

Also maybe Turkish coffee

>> No.14708945

>>14705312
>locked because y'all can't behave

>> No.14708946
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>>14708941
Based Deustchanon

>> No.14708973
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>le french cuisine!!
>nobody can even think of 5 good frog dishes
Frenchfrogfaggots cannot cook, do not claim otherwise

>> No.14708988
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14708988

This should be the sticky pic.

>> No.14708996

- ban wojak and frogposters
- no alcoholism threads
- no e-celebs
- abolish paid advertisement threads
- flags

>> No.14708997

>>14708973
Classical French is a method of cooking training and has little to do with specific dishes. All haute cuisine derives from Classical French techniques which influenced not only continental Europe but much of East Asia.

That said, your modern day Jean-Richard bin Salman living in a rundown two-room apartment heating up Oetker frozen pizzas can hardly be described as the paragon of "Classical French".

>> No.14708999

No problem with not having one. Recipe book or wiki is something worth making.

>> No.14709007

>>14708996
Everything except >flags.
Go back to Redd/int/ and take your shitty nationalistic troll threads with you. Not everyone is currently living in the country they come from. Many people travel and work abroad for international companies, and there's nothing worse than having someone disregard you because they don't like the country you're trying to do business in.

>> No.14709011

>>14708999
/ck/ has a booru for recipes. It's a good example of how shit a /ck/ recipe book would be.

>> No.14709077

>>14708851
Dude, just stop

>> No.14709101

>>14709077
Listen here, you little fuck. You keep this shit up and I'm gonna uninstall 4chan. CAPICHE?

>> No.14709103

>>14705223
anons should donate family recipes

>> No.14709116

>>14705223
Just lock this thread and put a (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) on it so no other mods in the future are retarded enough to ask why there isn't a sticky since I don't believe any /ck/ posters unironically asked why there wasn't a sticky.
Also start moving e-celeb garbage to /v/.

>> No.14709130

Imagine being the anon who came up with this idea
This is nuts

>> No.14709134

>>14709116
>Ragufag threads on /v/
He'd fit right in. But yeah, only board tourists who start the rare "I am 12, teach me how to cook because I can't use google" threads ask for stickies.

If this shitpile needs a sticky, it needs to be one that tells people where to post eceleb trash, and also autoban anyone who posts "Redpill me on _______", "Food for this feel?", "Is ________ a meme?", "______chads, where you at?", "_______ BTFO!", "/____/ General!", etc. template threads.

>> No.14709141

>>14709134
>anyone else ____pilled?
>only _____ eat ______
>do ______ really?
>what would you feed _____?
>what should i get at _____? also ____ thread
>i just bought _____, what am i in for?
Add these to the /ck/ simulator.

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>>14709141
>/ck/ simulator
Fund it.

>> No.14709154

>>14705223
You talk like a girl

>> No.14709156

>>14708997
>le haute cuisine
name it then
its all garbage by faggots for faggots

all the frogs ever accomplished was categorizing good food/techniques other cultures were making

>> No.14709157

>>14705768
seething

>> No.14709158

>>14708524
It has gotten bad in the last few months because BLM subhumans were getting cocky, you just don't notice that because you're one of them.

>> No.14709163

How can there possibly be a sticky when /ck/ can't even agree on how pasta should be boiled

>> No.14709169

>>14709156
>le haute cuisine
First off, it would be "la haute gastronomie" or "la grande cuisine", you uncultured piece of shit. Secondly, the mere phrase "classically trained" refers to a chef who has trained in Classical French techinques. If you weren't an illiterate third-worlder, you'd realise that there's more to food than your local "soy sauce fried locusts", and that I specifically mentioned that it's not about the dishes but the entire practice behind cooking.

"Service à la française" set the standard for what a proper meal should be, and the greatest chefs from around the world, even in your disgusting Asiatic shitholes, have been gone overseas to be classically trained then come home to apply those proper skills to their own monkey gruel.

>> No.14709187

>>14709169
>First off, it would be "la haute gastronomie"
stopped reading

I literally quoted you
retarded snail eating faguette, you couldnt name 5 dishes as predicted

>> No.14709189

>>14709187
>ESL can't fucking read
Good luck on your TOEFL, retard.

>> No.14709191

>>14709187
>American tries banter

>> No.14709192

>>14709191
>implying that SEAmonkey is American

>> No.14709195

>>14709189
nice reading comprehension snaily faguette
I dropped your post like the garbage it is
you still cant name 5 good dishes, keep coping and seething

>inb4 snail on a stick
no thats not a good dish

>> No.14709200

>>14709195
Cock au Vin
Steak au Louvre
Cassoulet
Escargot
Onion soup

Was that so hard?

>> No.14709201

>>14705223
Hello Anon. Thanks for creating this thread.

I think Coffee General should be included in the sticky. For the image, I actually think homer and cereal would work very well!

>> No.14709206

>>14709195
What part of "classical french is about techniques and not dishes" can you not understand, you dumb fucking Asiatic?

Rangeban all SEAmonkeys unless they can prove a TOEFL score above 100.

>> No.14709212

>>14709200
>>14709206
>cant even name 1 good dish
>b-but escargot
lmao
keep coping and eating your snails, bush monkey
>b-but le asian
the heart of EU here, literally running laps around your accent laden dick sucking nasal english

try to cope some other way

>> No.14709215

>>14709206
>"classical french is about techniques and not dishes"
So frogs finally admit they don't have anything? That only clueless nornalfaggots praise french ""cuisine"" to fit in?

>> No.14709216

>>14709212
>Only knows one French dish
Butthurt Hans detected

>> No.14709218

>>14709212
I'm glad you proved my point by acting like an absolute third-worlder and pretending as though any countryman in Europe considers himself a "European" above his own nationality.

>>14709215
Technique is everything.

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include me in the screencap

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>>14709218
I told you to cope some other way, snail faguette
This brainlet >>14709216 was smart enough to figure it out
but he wasnt smart enough to see me quoting him

I know more than snails on a stick you faguette, thats why I know all you have is actual trash

keep seething and coping, you cant even name 5 good dishes
So much for "le french cuisine"

>> No.14709238

>>14709230
You can keep pretending you're not from some culturally dominated subcontinent, Huang. You're not the only one around here and you're not going to be the last. Maybe someday you'll pass that TOEFL and land a job is the US so you can support your jungle family.

>> No.14709241

>>14709218
Do you genuinely believe the french came up with slicing things thin... because they gave that a name?

>> No.14709243

I think this is going very well.

>> No.14709244

>>14709238
>faguette education
you know its not the middle of the day in chinkland right? If not, then at least we know that youre clinically retarded across the board.

Still couldn't name 5 good dishes
pro tip: Wirste auch niemals können

>> No.14709250

>>14709241
Being classically trained is a badge of honour. Chefs from all around the world flock to France to fulfil that distinguishing feat.

>>14709244
And a ching-chong nip-nong to you, Mr. Nguyen. One of these days you'll get out of that culturally dominated prison you call a "country".

>> No.14709254

>>14709250
>faguette education
you know its not the middle of the day in chinkland right? If not, then at least we know that youre clinically retarded across the board.

Still couldn't name 5 good dishes
pro tip: Wirste auch niemals können

>> No.14709259

>>14705223
No fuck off

>> No.14709260

>>14709254
Oh, dear, has the SEAmonkey lost his temper and ability to read English? Don't worry, you can spam as much as you want on this board.

>> No.14709261

>>14709250
That proves it literally is just for clout to impress clueless laymen?

>> No.14709266

>>14709261
No, it means that it's the universal foundation from which all else is built upon.

>> No.14709268

>>14709260
Ich zeige dir nur wie du dich im Kreis drehst, unfähig mit der Realität klar zu kommen.
Waiting for a timestamped pic of your hand in france, larping negroid.

>>14709229
did the faguette forget to salt his snails or why is this fine french gentleman being arrested
jej

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The OP image should be the ramen sundae.

I don't really know whether we do need a sticky though. This board is barely about teaching anything relating to cooking. Maybe putting something in like just generally telling people that this board is for discussion surrounding food, cooking and beverages could sway it away from boring ass pizza topping bait threads but I doubt it.

>> No.14709275

>>14709266
Pretty sure most dishes around are older than your culture tho. I'll rephrase: Giving something a name doesn't make you its inventor, not to mention that thing most likely had a name already.

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14709278

why does the mcchicken taste so much better after a rough fucking? (of the sandwhich)

>> No.14709279

>>14709268
>I learned how to type pidgin German from a travelling rapist from the Solomon Islands. He fucked my mother and gave my sister Chlamydia.
Well, at least you're proud of something?

>> No.14709283

>>14709279
>>14709268
Can you guys take this somewhere else?

>> No.14709285

This thread just goes to show that peak Redd/int/ hours are when it's mid-afternoon in Southeast Asia and Australia.

>> No.14709289

>>14705899
Go back

>> No.14709293

>>14709283
/ck/ is just a place where the worst of /tv/ and Redd/int/ can spam with zero moderation.

>> No.14709294

>>14709283
I'm currently banned on /int/ for BBC porn, so no.

>> No.14709302

>>14709279
Your english is detoriating by the minute, I can almost smell your snot and accent all the way to here.
Throughout all of your seething and coping you were unable to name 5 good dishes, resorting to deflections, schizoid delusions and bogeymen as well as ad hominem.

Mir ist bewusst dass ihr Deutsch im Unterricht habt und trotz deines kleinen Vogelhirns müsstest du sehr wohl wissen dass keiner mal eben auf die Schnelle so gut deutsch sprechen kann.

Seethe and cope,
I accept your surrender.

>> No.14709303
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Can mods and jannies stop deleting Alice threads? Her streams are boring and I miss her cooking videos.

>> No.14709309
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14709309

>>14709303
Tranny threads belong on >>>/lgbt/

>> No.14709310

>>14709303
>her

>> No.14709312

>>14709302
>I now call this rapist from the Solomons my father, even though my father is hard at work in a Canadian Tim Hortons supporting my family. He still rapes my mother every day after my German lessons.
Whoa, you don't need to share that much, SEAnigger.

>> No.14709319
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>>14706360
Reminder that they don't really do it for free, they're actually taking money from BA and other shills to delete actual content and promote garbage

>> No.14709320

If the mods could just rangeban everyone ITT and pretend nothing ever happened, the board quality would skyrocket.

>> No.14709324

>>14709312
this is beyond coping, you arent even lying to yourself anymore, you're well aware that Im right and just trying to keep up the charade, but why

what happened, youre a pajeet that got scammed by snaily faguettes and paid lots of money just to be taught how to slice an onion?
even worse, it was an expat "teaching" you abroad and youve never even been to france?

name 5 good french dishes, surely you didnt fall for normalfaggot memes without ever questioning them, right?
right?

>> No.14709325

>>14709319
Not to blow your persecution complex, but I guarantee he could have gotten away with it if he just called it a "wine thread" and not a general, and also actually talked about wine in the OP. Just saying "_____ general" and nothing more should be more than reason to ban people.

>> No.14709326
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frogs eternally btfo and unable to cope, another meme retired

>> No.14709331

>>14709324
>>14709326
One of these days, you'll live in a firstworld country and be able to proudly LARP on /int/ like you so desperately want to. Until then, you're just an eternally raped SEAnigger.

>> No.14709332

>>14705223
700 replies and they're all shitposts. Why they call us the low iq board.

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>>14709326
>spic memes

>> No.14709336

>>14709331
Wheres your timestamped hand in france, pajeet?
You lose both in terms of national cuisine as well as making it personal

5 dishes
timestamped hand in france

>> No.14709338

>>14709332
For me, it's the eventual holocaust when the mods ban everyone /tv/-style for participating.

>> No.14709339

>>14709283
No, I want to see where this goes

>> No.14709342

>>14709294
Consider being a less awful poster, or alternatively, going to /bant/.

>> No.14709343 [DELETED] 

>>14709336
I'll give you a serious reply after you learn English and go reread my first reply to you. Until then, I'll keep making fun of your raped ancestors.

>> No.14709344
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BEHOLD

you may not like it, but this is what peak culinary performance looks like

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>>14709342
>Consider being a less awful poster

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>2% McChicken posting
>40% lardanons arguing over fast food allegiances
>58% Redd/int/
sasuga /ck/

>> No.14709350 [DELETED] 

>>14709343
Your english is in no way above anyone's here you dunning kruger tard, who are you to deem yourself a judge lmao

>> No.14709352

>>14709345
You're on the board that was formerly good enough for moot to casually drop by to talk about seasoning his cast iron and where he puts up his pans. You are desecrating a faggot temple and I will not have any of it.

>> No.14709353

>>14709343
>more seething
>more coping
timestamped pic
5 good dishes

pro tip: you cant

>> No.14709355

>>14709350
Ah, how the SEAnigger recoils when called out. He stutters in greentext and accuses everyone else of being an ESL.

>> No.14709359

>>14709344
make this the sticky and ban fast food faggots and we're done here

>> No.14709365

>>14709352
I'm in the end stages of mourning the death of this board. After acceptance, you have to work towards completely letting go of what you once loved or else you'll just continue to sit around bitter about how these faggots just can't stop molesting the corpse.

It's over. /ck/ has been dead for years. It's not coming back.

>> No.14709367

>>14709355
>more seething
>more coping
timestamped pic
5 good dishes

pro tip: you cant

>> No.14709376

I'm hoping this thread is just a honeypot for all the shitty posters to get trapped in and be smacked with a 30 day vacation.

>> No.14709381

Yep, it's SEAnigger hours. They can't read and they won't read. They larp as people from any other country but their own (bonus points if they pretend Europe is a country). They are responsible for 90% of all the shit threads and they accept 0% of the responsibility.

>> No.14709383

>>14709376
>(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

>> No.14709386

>>14709381
the sun had set by there by the time this was posted >>14709230
I can go outside and take another pic

wheres your pic or dishes, pajeet?

>> No.14709388

I want Redd/int/ to be rangebanned.

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>>14709381
I guess it's time to bust out the national white flag, frog

>> No.14709395 [DELETED] 

>>14709386
Were your grandparents raped by American GIs or Japanese? Or, even worse, the Chinese?

If anything, your wierd derangement clearly comes from your cultural malnutrition.

>> No.14709399 [DELETED] 

>>14709390
your grandmother was raped and you're the SEAnigger spawn

you have zero culture beyond what you've been dominated by

>> No.14709409

MODS
THIS IS THE /ck/ YOU'VE WROUGHT

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>>14709395
pic
dishes
you cant

>> No.14709421

>>14709410
>SEAnigger still can't read
Aw, sweaty, you'll be relevant some day!

>> No.14709423
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Whilst I believe that the recent 4Chan/4Channel spilt was a smart move by Hiro I believe that /ck/should do the same and become separate food and cooking boards. /ck/ for cooking and people who genuinely enjoy the culinary arts and /fo/ as a containment board for the McDonald’s junk food type discussion and the YouTube/Eceleb kiddies(face it, even the sh*thole that is /tv/ doesn’t want them).
My suggestion has been generally well received amongst the 4Channel IRC community and I emailed the site owner/admins for their feedback too.
What do you think /ck/? The sticky might actually get published as well!
>pic related: what the average /fo/ poster would look like :D

>> No.14709425

>>14709352
formerly good

>> No.14709426

>>14709423
>iToddler
You did none of that, you larping underage b&.

>> No.14709427

>>14709425
Sneed.

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>>14709421
pic
dishes

>> No.14709429

>>14709011
The booru is fucking terrible.

>> No.14709431
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Creating an informative sticky would require any of these assholes to know what the fuck they're taking about. Most of these assholes don't even cook. They just pig out on fast food then come here to complain about McD's changing the pie recipe.

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>>14709410
>>14709428
>picrel

>>14709429
That was the point.

>> No.14709434

>>14709423
fuck off nigger

>> No.14709435

>>14709365
ck was never good. its no different in quality now to how it was 8 years ago

>> No.14709437

>>14709426
>replying to pasta
Drink bleach you fucking newfag.
You and all the other 2016 Reddit immigrants are the real problem here.

>> No.14709443

I used to think that /a/ are the most pretendius retards out of all the board I go to
Now I do think /ck/

>> No.14709444

>>14708186
I miss angie and sceak. The good old days when one person could cause enough drama to be the sole object of /ck/'s hate. Now the jannies and mods are worse than any czechoslovakian schiza

>> No.14709450

>>14709443
>t. spic

>> No.14709451

>>14709437
Are you claiming a copypasta about the 4channel split is older than 2016?

>> No.14709452

>>14709435
/ck/ has been around since 2006, faggot. Just because you joined in 2012 when they turned /new/ into /pol/, doesn't make you an oldfag.

>> No.14709453

>>14709433
id ask for the missing timestamp but Im already convinced thats you without one

now for the dishes
>snail on a stick
>snail in the pan
3 to go

>> No.14709455

>>14709444
>BBQKing
>Edgar
>progun
All genuine schizophrenics.

>> No.14709458

>>14709453
Are all SEAniggers this retarded?

>> No.14709460

>>14709423
If /tv/ isn't getting /film/ then /ck/ sure as fuck isn't getting split in two

>> No.14709463

>>14709453
>>14709458
Holy fuck, will you retards stop this? Neither of you wins. You're both fucking idiots for all this fucking larping.

>> No.14709464

>>14709451
No quite the opposite.
The fact he doesn’t identify a less than two year old pasta attests to his level of newness.
Work on your critical reasoning, mate

>> No.14709466

>>14709443
I remember posting something on my cutting board like 4 years ago and having several retards ask me what the groove around the edge was for and claim my cutting board is retarded
took like an hour before they learned that its for catching meat juices

90% here dont cook

>> No.14709471

>>14709464
No, it doesn't at all. A new pasta is something that can be easily overlooked for some time before you first read it.

>> No.14709472

>>14709466
If you knew how to cook your meat wouldn’t be leaking juices.

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>>14709458
I have a timestamped pic at full noon
wheres yours pajeet?
not to mention the haute cuisine snail dishes

>> No.14709477

>>14709471
>>14709464
You guys are talking about the wrong kind of pasta, please stop.

>> No.14709478

>>14709466
Considering only 50% of the board topic is cooking, and that's the latter half, your numbers don't exactly invalidate the complaints.

>> No.14709484

>>14709471
>Reddit migrant attempts damage control
I think we’ll leave this because you might actually be disabled.
Cheers.

>> No.14709485

>>14709472
found another retard that doesnt cook

>> No.14709487

>>14709472
If your meat doesn't leak juices while it's resting then you've overcooked it, unless you are questioning the entire validity of making pan sauces out of meat juices and the fond left behind from searing.

>> No.14709489

>>14709476
Mr. Fuong, it's time to stop pretending that all your time lurking on /int/ has made you a firstworlder. Your family needs you to pass that TOEFL and get a job in Canada.

>> No.14709490

>>14709485
I know enough to cook at the correct temp and let the meat rest, cooklet.

>> No.14709493

>>14709484
Where is the damage? You can't explain how not having read a new pasta for 2 years is more of an indication of being a newfag than not having read an old pasta, because it isn't. Nice job setting up your exit.

>> No.14709495

>>14709489
I have a timestamped pic at full noon
wheres yours pajeet?
not to mention the haute cuisine snail dishes

I'll wait

>> No.14709500

>>14709490
you have never cut up an entire animal, larping cooklet
follow the rest of the dunning krüger brainlets out the door

>> No.14709501

>>14709495
Please post your TOEFL score. I need a good laugh.

>> No.14709507

no sticky.

>> No.14709510

>>14709501
wheres yours, pajeet?

>> No.14709522

This thread is infested with /qa/dditors, apparently.

>> No.14709529

famous amos > all other brands of cookies

>> No.14709572

>>14705223
Honest question, how did you think this thread would end up?
Perhaps you cock suckers should spend less time jerking each other off, start moderating the board properly and get back on IRC and actually engage with your user base?

>> No.14709611

Here's my attempt at an introductory line:
>Welcome to /ck/, the board for respectful discussion of food from around the world as well as the art and science of cooking. This includes beverages such as beer, cocktails, coffee and tea.

FAQ:

>Q: What knives do I need to get started with cooking?
>A: One good Chef's knife will serve you well. Look for one with a blade length of 15cm to 20cm (6in to 8in), non-serrated, stainless steel.

>Q: How do I take care of my knife?
>A: Before use, hone it on a honing steel. This will maintain the edge of your blade, but won't sharpen it like a whetstone would. See this video for a technique: https://youtu.be/SBn1i9YqN1k
>For sharpening, get a whetstone and grind the blade at a 15° angle or whatever the manufacturer ground it at. Ideally you'll get one with a side that has a grit of less than 500 for grinding out nicks, and another side between 1000 to 3000 for sharpening. Higher grits just take off less material, and above 3000 you're just making yourself work more. How you sharpen depends on whether your blade is ground on both sides or just one side.

>Q: What pots and pans do I need?
>A: Depends on what you'll cook. Non-stick frying pans will form the caramelisation on the food you're frying, so you don't get a fond to make pansauces with. Don't use metal utensils on teflon, it scratches the surface up. Consider starting out with a stainless steel pot, a stainless steel frying pan and a non-stick frying pan (ceramic or teflon). Cast iron is nice but needs maintenance and care.

>Q: How do I avoid cutting myself?
>A: Make sure your cutting board does not move around. Keep your knife sharp; dull knives take lives as you'll be using more pressure to cut with them, increasing the risk of slipping off. Make a cat's paw with your hand, press down on what you're trying to cut with it, and push the knuckles against the blade. Keep all of your squishy bits behind the knuckles. Speed comes with practice, focus on technique.

>> No.14709619

I fucking hate niggers. So what now, bitch?

>> No.14709628

>>14709611
This is good, but inb4 ceramic knife and cast iron autists turn up.

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>>14709628
>inb4 ceramic knife and cast iron autists turn up.
Let's face it. It doesn't matter what's in the sticky, it'll just promote shitposting.

>> No.14709655

>>14709611
>how to sharpen a knife
>Gordorn Ramsey on /y/outube
TAP
TAP
TAP
TAP

>> No.14709667

>>14709611
Continuing on.

Maybe to this, add recommended internal temps for different meat (perhaps not the CDC ones since they're a little too much on the safe side) and the recommended resting times (though I guess this can vary depending on the thickness, I've heard "at least half as long as you cooked it for" before as a general rule of thumb). Also recommend owning an instant read thermometer I guess.

Safety Advice:
>Keep raw meats and vegetables away from each other to prevent cross-contamination. This is especially important for poultry and seafood due to salmonella. Use separate cutting boards, or wash it and scrub it with hot water and then flip it around. Also wash the knife with soap and hot water, or use a separate knife.
>Do not use the raw meat juices or leftover marinades as sauces without bringing them to a boil first.
>Do not wash raw chicken; it just spreads salmonella everywhere in your sink.
>Thaw frozen food in the fridge, not on the counter. Thawing at room temperature allows germs to multiply fast as different parts of the food reach room temperature at different times.
>If you're living in North America, put your eggs in the fridge. They're washed and lack the natural protective coating, so need to be refrigerated. In Europe, you can likely store them at room temperature (just check whether they were refrigerated in the store).
>Throw away any bulging cans immediately, it's possible you'll catch botulism from them which can be fatal.
>Discard leftovers after 3-4 days in the fridge. Do not take them out, let them come to room temp and but them back in the fridge. Do not thaw and re-freeze raw food.
>If you're not sure whether something is off, do a smell test. Your caveman brain will be able to tell you.
>Don't wrap still warm meats in cling foil, the moist warm environment will grow bacteria.
>Immediately throw out contaminated food and clean your fridge if you notice leaking.

>> No.14709672

>>14709667
Which >>>/y/outube celebrity did you learn all this shit from? I need to blacklist them.

>> No.14709673

>>14709667
>Do not wash raw chicken
OPINION DISCARDED, PLUS YOU'RE WHITE AND CAN'T COOK

>> No.14709674

>>14709667
Christ you're insufferable.

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>>14709667
>>Do not wash raw chicken; it just spreads salmonella everywhere in your sink.
This man does not shower because it just spreads bacteria in the bathtub

>> No.14709679

>>14709667
>amerimutt dies of food poisoning
>"b-but /ck/ said...! *DEATHSHARTS*"
Enjoy you're lawsuits.

>> No.14709680

>>14709672
>>14709674
Sorry for quoting CDC/USDA, I'll try to instead pull shit out of my ass and contribute nothing to the thread next time.

>>14709676
I don't usually wash vegetables for raw consumption in my bathtub so this is fine.

>> No.14709683

>>14709679
The sticky could just link https://www.cdc.gov/foodsafety/keep-food-safe.html and then it's the US government's problem I guess.

>> No.14709685

>>14709680
>I don't usually wash vegetables for raw consumption
Most cases of food poisoning come from unwashed and uncooked vegetables. RIP retard.

>> No.14709691 [DELETED] 

>>14709680
>quoting the TRUMP government guidlines
Racist AND fascist.

>> No.14709693

>>14709611
Gay

>> No.14709694

>>14709680
>contribute nothing
No one asked you to contribute. I've posted Sneed several times and have contributed more than you.

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>>14709685
I hope the dopamine rush of having a reply to your bait makes the hours of time wasted purposefully misreading posts on the internet worth it for you.

>> No.14709700

>>14709680
>I'll try to instead (...) contribute nothing to the thread next time.
Please, do.

>> No.14709703

>>14709695
Please consider returning to one of your 7 or 8 video game boards.

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arrowmatics

>> No.14709726

>>14709703
I apologise, I should've posted a "wojak" instead, they are very "epic"

>> No.14709731

>>14709726
>>>/qa/

>> No.14709733

>>14709725
This is pretty good

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SNEED

>> No.14709800

>>14705223
What the fuck are you turboniggers doing? RIP /ck/

>> No.14709921

>>14709735
FEED

>> No.14709938

>>14705223
I mean there's no consensus to look up stuff for food. The only thing I can think is:
when making threads on /ck/ is keeping the topic on food the one thing most anons want, not e-celebs or celebrities and their lives/views/politics, etc. If they bring a new recipe they want to discuss, that's fine.

If I had to, the place I would want to send people is either to serious eats or any other website for recipes.
Maybe a guide on knives, pans, sous vide, eggs, pasta, etc.

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I made this /ck/ starter pack image a few years ago. It's a little outdated, and I couldn't find my deenz so there's canned eel instead, but it still might prove helpful.

>> No.14709975

recipe pastebin

>> No.14709982
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>>14705223
Everyone here knows how to cook and basic techniques. if they don't, they leave or go to fast food threads.
Everyone here is adult enough to know how to research shit. Cooking isn't a children's hobby like listening to kpop or reading magical girl manga. We don't need a googoogaga hand-hold sticky to teach us how to hold a knife and what spices are.
General threads are NOT cancer. Get the fuck over yourselves. They're containment threads so you don't get 10 coffee threads a day asking what brand of grounds to buy or "french press vs aero press"
Just hand out more warnings and the board will fix itself

>> No.14709985

>>14709969
I enjoy the global knife, but fuck your wacky unitaskers and random asiatic spice mixes.

>> No.14709999

>>14709985
>wacky unitaskers
The milkshake machine is there as a joke. Everything else is frequently discussed on /ck/, including all the "random asiatic spice mixes".

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>>14709999
/ck/ is full of spammers. The fact that they repost frequently means fuck-all.

>> No.14710038

>>14705223
ALL IT NEEDS TO SAY IS GO BACK TO FUCKING /int/

>> No.14710040

>>14710038
This man is indomitably based

>> No.14710049

>>14710026
That image predates 'vark posting. People actually used to unironically recommend SA in hot sauce threads before someone decided to force it as a meme.

>> No.14710062
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>"if you start a thread with a sideways image your thread will be immediately deleted and you will be issued a warning"
>"if you repost said thread and fail to properly rotate your image the thread will be deleted and you will be issued a 24 hour vacation, which should provide ample time for you to sort your shit out"
That should filter out a good chunk of low-quality phoneposters.

>> No.14710099

>>14710062
I use my phone to take photos of my cooking and I upload them to discord to save them, this doesn't make sense.

>> No.14710112

>>14710099
Everybody uses their phone to take pictures of their food; that isn't the problem. The problem is kids who are out somewhere and are bored and make really low quality threads from their phone just to amuse themselves for 15 minutes while waiting for the school bus or whatever.

>> No.14710128

>>14705283
>that cringy pretentious anime image

Yikes!

>> No.14710182

>>14705223
I am not informed enough to really set one up myself but if there was some resource for people who are on a tight budget that would surely get some use, I see threads about how to eat cheaply probably once a week or more.

>> No.14710187

Just make the sticky say "Welcome to the fast food and Steel Reserve board!"

>> No.14710199

>>14710099
Learn how to properly rotate your image. The site scrubs your exif data so we don't fucking hunt you down and make fun of you in person by destroying your personal life.

>> No.14710205

>>14710049
>my dead meme isn't irrelevant! it's just dead!
/ck/ deserves no sticky

>> No.14710206

>>14710099
>discord
There's your first problem

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>>14705223
You don't care about this board at all.

>> No.14710217

>>14710214
For once in my life, I'm agreeing with a frogfucker.

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>>14705223
who authorized this

>> No.14710230

>>14710220
hiro's lost control of his site

>> No.14710247

>>14705223
>there is an entire board dedicated to yuri
what the fuck LOL

>> No.14710258

>>14705223
Waow. Nice initiative

Put the surly king in it

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Threads that shouldn't be allowed on /ck/ that haven't been mentioned yet:
>/b/-tier reaction images with a single culinary term in greentext (the most common examples are "umami" and "mouthfeel")
>tipping threads (basically a combination of /int/ and poorfag bitching, with a heavy dose of incel shit thrown in)
>vegan threads (it's fine if you're asking for specific recipes or ideas with specific dietary restrictions, but straight up vegan threads are 100% bait, and they always reach bump limit because almost nobody here is actually vegan so it's just trolls trolling trolls, ad infinitum)
>picky eater threads (you shouldn't be coming to a hobby board for people who enjoy food and cooking to look for validation for your infantile dislike of tomatoes, onions, or olives; usually also just bait)
>fad diet threads (keto, gomad, paleo, carnist; just eat smaller portions of normal food move around a little, and if that's too much work for you try /fit/ or /lgbt/)
>discontinued/nostalgic food threads (it's always the exact same image dump you could find on /b/ over a decade ago)
>white people food/wifey material/do americans really (this should be obvious, but should extend to any thread that consists of screenshots of twitter, facebook, or reddit)

>> No.14710268

>>14705223
If you don't include deenz in the sticky then it's not a /ck/ sticky

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>>14710220
Probably the same mod who threw /v/ through the photocopier to increase ad revenue.

>> No.14710276

>>14710267
>fad diet threads
>excludes veganism but includes "carnist"
Cultist confirmed. Omnivore master race laughs at all of you exclusivist faggots.

>> No.14710291

>>14710276
Re-read the post, dum dum.

>> No.14710294

>>14709303
whoa... who is that girl(male)?

>> No.14710297

>>14710267
You mixed some horseshit in with good points. If anything, what we need is a super stringent repost filter that blows /r9k/ the fuck out.

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>>14710291
I was elected to SNEED, not to READ.

>> No.14710312

i think it's better to go no-sticky, cooking as a subject and this board in particular seem unsuited to it, I think the existing generals like coffee and tea general should include more info in their OPs

>> No.14710321

>>14709611
useless enough not to exist
>inb4 no u

>> No.14710344

>>14708835
Just like your shitty youtube threads, nobody cares about your ip you mongoloid.

>> No.14710354

>>14710344
I think we're both hating very similar things for identical reasons, but we're strangely unaligned.

>> No.14710363

>>14710297
What's the horseshit? I'm guessing you got triggered by the "fad diet" part? I explicitly said that it should be fine to ask about specific ideas with specific dietary restrictions, but if you just want to talk about bro-science nutrition you should go to /fit/.

>> No.14710370

fuck off with this gay shit

>> No.14710373

>>14710363
I don't agree with the whole "this board posts like this" dichotomy. A shitposter is a shitposter. Wheteher they post mostly on /ck/, /pol/, /tv/ or /asp/, I think the worst of this board falls into its own category.

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>>14710373
>or /asp/
I'VE NEVER EATEN MARIJUANA!

>> No.14710386

>>14709982
You underestimate the number of lurkers who'd benefit from a treasure trove of basic info. People from /a/ might want to start cooking one day and will check out the cooking board.

>> No.14710390

>>14705223
>wiki
I remember there being a /ck/ wiki.
I think it even had a page called "this is why you're fat" with the most artery clogging recipes.
Maybe I'm misremembering. It's been a while

>> No.14710397

>>14710386
>people from /a/ might want to start cooking one day and will check out the cooking board
And they will get directed to Cooking with Dog 100% of the time. We don't need a sticky for that.

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>>14710386
>People from /a/ might want to start cooking one day

>> No.14710405

>>14710267
t. tendies addicted manchild

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>>14710405

>> No.14710424

>>14705223
Some months ago I made a "cooking technique" thread that had good reception.

I always wanted to start a "Cooking improvement" thread but haven't had time to gather some base materials

>> No.14710427

>>14705223
whats the best temperature to cook my cummies at?

>> No.14710446

>>14709969
what is that black honing steel thing?

>> No.14710447

>>14710424
You'd probably end up like that secure tripcode spammer schizo who regularly gets banned. It's best just to post when relevant and not force a thing.

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My masterpiece
Toe-jam
Recipe? If you want it you can get it.

>> No.14710468

>>14710461
>>>/bant/

>> No.14710486

There shouldn't be a sticky. /ck/ has never and will never come to a consensus on any cooking topics(cooking techniques, cookware, you name it). The best you could do is a picture of a mcchicken with the 3-for-free pasta

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>>14709969

>> No.14710554

>>14707144
>NO Jack posting
why not just throw culture and traditional values in the trash? Jack is a fucking inspiration and you would be lucky to cook something HALF as good as his worst dish.

>> No.14710558

>>14705278
that's a fat fucking serving of macaroni

>> No.14710588

>>14710553
Not tipping doesn't fit into that image at all, and what even is the Japanese food supposed to represent?
t. have a couple bottles of KBS, a Griswold, and a bottle of Laphroaig Quarter Cast in my house right now

>> No.14710636

>>14705223
Noone ever asked IN ANY THREAD for a sticky.

Just another way to force.

>> No.14710659

>>14705223
Stop banning al/ck/ threads you fucking straight-edge faggots.

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14710696

can we get rid of the vegan mods that were installed by P3TA a few years back?
i cant see how a sticky will fix our problems until we clean house

>> No.14710710

>>14710128
It's not even Japanese you fucking retard virgin.

>> No.14710730

>>14705500
chilly oil, sweet mayo and amazon ramen is not food.

>> No.14710740

>>14710588
it's what /ck/ was obsessed with 7 or 8 years ago

>> No.14710751

>>14710386
fuck you this isnt a tutorial

>> No.14710768

>>14710062
>phoneposters are bad

>> No.14710785

>>14710768
Yeah, they definitely are.

>> No.14710800

>>14705223
Meta belongs on /qa/.
Lurk moar, newfag mod.

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How about doing it like /k/ sticky? a basic post with a short welcome and ends with a link to /k/ wiki full of usefull info about many things related to weapons, we could do the same here to keep long wall of texts on other places!

>> No.14710874

we've been asking for a sticky for years

now you offer it?

no we dont want it anymore

>> No.14710940

>>14705978
This is the sticky theme.

>> No.14710946

>>14705978
Where do you shit?

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>>14705978
You should try and clean up 10-20 things a day in your room and in your bathroom. Try and work up to doing that a few times a day, eventually you will be able to use your space better and your spider friends will praise your hard work. Good luck anon, you are in my thoughts.

>> No.14710999

>>14705223
My grand slam was supposed to come with sausage.

>> No.14711069

Sticky the 2am chili or no deal.

>> No.14711099

>>14705223

Mods are fags, kill yourself, everyone here is gya and stupid. I hate you all

>> No.14711169

>>14705223
Test.

Also the sticky should just be a guide on how to cook on a extreme budget.

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toastin in an ebic bread

>> No.14711196

>>14711169
Hell yea! Ramen noodles and ja/ck/s poor man recipes.

>> No.14711208

>>14711099
shut up

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>> No.14711244

Here is a list to a bunch of vertical recipes I think this should be in the sticky
https://ck.booru.org/index.php
https://ck.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list

>> No.14711251

>>14711244
The booru is fucking crap.
Fuck knows why some retard thinks it's worth the hosting cost.

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>> No.14711263

>>14705536
>the terms "food" and "cooking| are synonyms
lol they are fucking not

>> No.14711269

>>14705384
>>14705350
typical /pol/tard

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>> No.14711282

>>14705335
upvoted

>> No.14711288

>>14705380
/g/ has a proper wiki yaknow

>> No.14711299

>>14705410
>>14705432
le triggered mutt is triggered lel

>> No.14711310

>>14710696
>>14710696
>>14710696
>>14710696
Why hasnt anyone upvoted this ?
Vegans are the biggest problems we have

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>> No.14711377 [DELETED] 

Fuck niggers and kikes

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>>14707622
fixed

>> No.14711449

>>14705978
make this the sticky

>> No.14711472

>>14705223
fuck you

>> No.14711478

>>14705703
because this is a reddit board, just like /pol/
everybody likes food, right? even /pol/tards.

>> No.14711516

>>14711415
No.

>> No.14711528

>>14705801 (You)
epic troll is epic xddddd

kys.

>> No.14711547

I vote for no sticky

Everything food related is subjective. Linking to another assholes recipe can be done through a basic search engine.

The clueless fuckers shitposting about how to cook rice and other basic foodstuff should be deleted with extreme prejudice

Fast food discussions should be kept to an extreme minimum

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>>14705223
There are too many toxic racists on this fucking bored. They're literally possessed by /pol/, can't have a single thread about food from anywhere outside of Europe or North America without hearing the N word. I wish the mods would fix this.

>> No.14711587

>>14711579
>bored
You're making me bored, mate.

>> No.14711601

>>14711579
>N word
What word might that be?

>> No.14711607

>>14711579
wait are you pushing for mod-backed eugenics here?
hmm... a little bit ironic, isn't it

>> No.14711618

>>14708160
>>What is a balanced meal?
>Roughly equal parts meat, starch, and veggies
wow, thank you captain obvious

>> No.14711619

>>14711601
It's the word you never want to have to call a black person, anon.
In English, it's 'neighbour'.

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>>14705223
Sneed

>> No.14711690

>>14709982
>Everyone here knows how to cook and basic techniques
Incorrect, I know neither and happily post misleading info all across the board because it's funny to see people get angry at it.

>> No.14711694

FUCK MODS AND FUCK JANNIES

>> No.14711712

You fucking redditfags and your obsession with generals and stickies ruin everything you touch on this site

>> No.14711713

Sticky the discontinued tbell menu items

>> No.14711772

Make a fast food general instead so that the burger can fight each other over who sucks corporate cock the best.

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