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>booth please, I'm not sitting at a table

>> No.14699752
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>>14699729
but sir you are all by yourself, it makes no sense for 1(one) person to take up an entire booth.

>> No.14699763

>>14699752
Shut the fuck up before I rape you, you fucking cunt

>> No.14699766

>>14699752
My ass is far too wide to be safely supported by one of your pitiful """chairs""".

>> No.14699838

>stain on silverware
>throw entire meal on floor
>cross arms and pout until check arrives

>> No.14699851

>>14699752
why dont you join me, sweet tits?

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>>14699752
>favorite restaurant closed the bar because of COVID
>can't sit at the bar, have a beer with lunch, and shoot the shit with the bartender
the chinese have gone too far this time

>> No.14699992

I always tell the waitress to sit me somewhere far away from other people I don't give a fuck if it messes up your stupid seating blocks bullshit faggot system you have you WILL sit me on the opposite side of the restaurant not at the table LITERALLY next to a family of screaming shitty todlers and gross white people (abortion is based)

>> No.14699995

>>14699729
>pepe

>> No.14700000

>>14699763
have sex

>> No.14700070

>>14699992
don't worry, the white family feels the same way about having a smelly nigger sitting near them

>> No.14700080

i don't sit anywhere but the bar.

if it doesn't have a bar it's not worth going to.

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>>14699752
Be very careful, now...