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Bread thread

>> No.14694522
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for me it's epi

>> No.14694563
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>>14694495
Women are so disgusting. Absolutely sickening just watching this. Imagine being such a perverse, lascivious creature whose only worth is its ability to reproduce. Ugh. Just watched the webm again I think I'm going to be sick.

I would literally kill every single woman on earth right now except for my mother. Not even in minecraft theotoricallly whatever. No. Real life. Right now. Murder every woman.

>> No.14694569

>>14694563
>Women are so disgusting. Absolutely sickening just watching this. Imagine being such a perverse, lascivious creature whose only worth is its ability to reproduce. Ugh. Just watched the webm again I think I'm going to be sick.
>I would literally kill every single woman on earth right now except for my mother. Not even in minecraft theotoricallly whatever. No. Real life. Right now. Murder every woman.
What about your grandma?

>> No.14694578
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>>14694569
Already dead.

>> No.14694580
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14694580

Pumpkin bread

>> No.14694604

>>14694495
she is attractive but i can only think about how the bread will get soggy and stinky from her saliva which is unappetizing

>> No.14694607

>>14694495
Ah as a Ukrainian I love bread besides God and Family there is no greater love than bread (Sala though)

>> No.14694623

>>14694495
She better have payed for that or I'd have to ......nvm. -_-

>> No.14694637

>>14694580
Banna bread w pecans, Zucchini bread w Walnuts, midavik (slav honey cake, actually bread)

>> No.14694716

The things I would give to be married to a short woman, with brown hair, that can bake croissants and assorted breads.

>> No.14694750
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>>14694563
you gay nigga ?

>> No.14694777

>>14694623
shut it ya weird fuck

>> No.14694884
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>>14694750
No, but I hate women so much that I may as well be. I will never even touch a woman, let alone have sex with one, and I take pride in that. The only situation in which I -would- in fact touch a woman is if my hands are around her neck and I am strangling her to death.

The conduct of the modern day woman is sickening and should be neither celebrated nor tolerated. If that makes me gay, then so be it. Call me a flaming queer homosexual just because I have self respect.

>> No.14694911 [DELETED] 

>>14694495
what a whore

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>>14694884

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>>14695063

>> No.14695110

>>14695085
>declining the based department
holy based, ceo is that you?

>> No.14695114

>>14695085
w*man detected
get fricked

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>>14695114

>> No.14695283
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>>14694495
I was in France earlier this year. I was surprised to see how much they love bread. They have special backpacks that hold a whole loaf of bread.

>> No.14695289
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>>14695283
Life in Paris. Carefree. Delicious bread.

>> No.14695318

>>14695283
>>14695289
>color names are in english
yeah nah that's a dumbass american product, no one in france would be caught dead with that made in china crap faggotry

>> No.14695343

>>14695318
It's a joke image. That's not what a "baguette bag" actually is.
>t. /fa/

>> No.14695345

>>14695289
god i wish i was her

>> No.14695355

>>14695345
Imagine the cool breeze whipping through your exposed panties as you rode along in that tiny skirt.

>> No.14695358

>>14695355
>skirt
are you retarded

>> No.14695408
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>>14695343
i have one ...

>> No.14695415

>>14695408
Do you actually use it for transporting loaves of bread?

>> No.14695424

>>14695415
no I bought it because I thought it would be good for beer storage during F1 races.

>> No.14695428

>>14695424
Which grand prix do you typically go to?

>> No.14695438

>>14695085
>be builder
>see stone
>refuse it

>> No.14695448

>>14695428
Silverstone and Montreal.

I go to England a lot because my wife is from there. So we go during the British GP usually.

>> No.14695450

>>14695448
>Canadian
I'm sorry to hear to that, but I'm glad you're able to go to Silverstone. I hope to be able to see most of the European circuits someday.

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>>14695438
>chop chop chop
>judo flip

>> No.14695503

>>14695438
>>14695452
based

>> No.14695577
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>>14695283
>>14695289
My teen niece lives with me and my wife. I’m going to get her one of these. I send her out to run errands a lot. Next time I ask her to bring home subway or Jimmy Johns or Jersey Mike she can put the sandwich in her bread backpack.

>> No.14695609

>>14694884
ok now this is epic

>> No.14695625

>>14695577
But first you need to get a wife and a teenaged niece.

>> No.14695638 [DELETED] 

may everyone who felt amused by this thread be punished by great tragedy and loss

>> No.14696284

>>14695577
post teen niece

>> No.14696307

>>14695283
Nobody uses this, it's probably a way to get retarted tourists to spend their money.

>> No.14696310 [DELETED] 

>>14696307
I'm French and I don't know anybody that doesn't use this.

>> No.14696347

>>14696310
No you're not.

>> No.14696350
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>>14696307
The French do use bread backpacks
>>14696310
Just because you’ve never seen one doesn’t mean nearly everyone in France has one maybe you haven’t been paying attention

>> No.14696388

>>14695289
that bike looks heavy and tiresome to peddle, i bet the chain pops off constantly

>> No.14696402 [DELETED] 

>>14696388
eurocucks don't ride bikes for pragmatic reasons, they do it as a political statement.

>> No.14696809

>>14694495
Source?

>> No.14696837

>>14696809
White Bread Gettin' Head 2

>> No.14696858

>>14694884
>Call me a flaming queer homosexual
No because I'm not feeding your stupid fetish. You're an aberration and your mutant strain will be bred out anyways. Also the baking/bread threads are filled mostly with women which is why they are so well put together and organized with content and contribution. /ck/ has more women than any other board.

lol.

>> No.14696860

>>14696284
kek

>> No.14696863 [DELETED] 

>>14696858
>>14696858
shut up w*man, i will literally make your heart stop beating.

>> No.14696887

>>14694495
I hope she didn't put that back on the shelf

>> No.14696898

>>14695289
until an immigrant rams you with a truck

>> No.14696909
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>Women are so disgusting. Absolutely sickening just watching this. Imagine being such a perverse, lascivious creature whose only worth is its ability to reproduce. Ugh. Just watched the webm again I think I'm going to be sick.

>I would literally kill every single woman on earth right now except for my mother. Not even in minecraft theotoricallly whatever. No. Real life. Right now. Murder every woman.

>> No.14696985

>>14696887
They do it all the time.

>> No.14697405

>>14696402
Besides, they don't have very far to go between cocksucking appointments (for men) or tennis (for ladies)

>> No.14697441

>>14694563
>Bread thread
>Posts Chuchu
>Doesn't post DD
Wtf?

>> No.14697746

>>14694750
Not him, but publicly displaying your ability to suck dick is disgusting, and shows that you have high dick milage. I don't want to know you've sucked off the entire football team, not attractive.

>> No.14697826

>>14697746
Don't worry. Nobody wants to suck your dick anyway.

>> No.14697911
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r8 my crumb from 3 months back. it got better but i haven't taken photos

>> No.14697957

>>14694563
You radiate autism

>> No.14698040

>>14694563
based

>> No.14698670

>>14696909
Literally me

>> No.14698680

>>14696909
This but unironically

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>>14697441

>> No.14699320

>>14697826
>t. Angry single whore
Lmao

>> No.14699669

>smells delicious
>has no flavor
ya boy out here low key hating pointless aromatics

>> No.14699677

>>14697911
You've been holding onto that bread for 3 months? Why?

>> No.14699682

>>14695355
I did stop for a moment to imagine that.

>> No.14699738
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Any tips for making my bread keep shape?
It always manages to become a somewhat mis-shapen lump by the end no matter what.

>> No.14699739

>>14697911
Looks a bit stodgy, underkneaded maybe.

>> No.14699780
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>>14697826
There it is again. The only argument a female ever has.
>you are unappealing to myself and/or other females and will be unable to attain sexual relations.
That is literally it. And the reason that it is the only insult that a female uses is because even they understand that their only worth is their reproductive value. This is why women fear the volcel. You have no power over us and we are superior to you in every single fathomable way.

>> No.14699825

>>14697911
du sikkert fra Aarhus lmao

>> No.14699872

>>14699825
i'm from copenhagen actually so i consider than an insult.. what makes you think i'm from fucking jylland?

>> No.14699922

>>14699780
Imagine boasting about being a genetic dead end.

>> No.14699937

I hate women

>> No.14700040
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Rate my hoagies

>> No.14700045
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>>14700040
Inside

>> No.14700048

>>14700040
good/10, scoring looks weird though. What's the crumb like?

>> No.14700053

>>14700048
>>14700045
Posted too fast. Looking good.

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>>14700048
Here is the bread scoring right when I placed in oven. The one on the left was a test, I'm not gonna score accross anymore.

>> No.14700105

>>14699780
Whats the difference between volcel and MGTOW?

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>>14699780
>arguing with females, fat fucks, gutlet fat fucks, and Americanized liberals
?

>> No.14700257

>>14699922
Thank you for proving my point. Please continue.

>> No.14700284

>>14700040
>>14700045
Looks very bland to me, like supermarket white bread. What's a hoagie and how is it supposed to be different than said supermarket bread?

>> No.14700285

>>14700105
MGTOW are typically angry old divorced boomers who took the red pill too late. Volcel are Chads who reject pointless vices and earthly pleasures in favor of intellectual pursuits and the general improvement of the self. We are ahead of the curve. Essentially modern day ascetic monks.

>> No.14700790

>>14699872
if youre from copenhagen and make bread youre gay

>> No.14700833

>>14694604
Yeah

>> No.14701014

>>14694495
disgusting shameless roastie

>> No.14701148

>>14697957
Show us your tits, sweetheart.

>> No.14701157

>>14694580
Pumpkin bread, zucchini bread, banana bread, et al are all cakes and NOT bread. Only brainlets, cooklets, and tastelets will disagree.

>> No.14701540

>>14694884
U gay tho

>> No.14701563
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>>14694563
asian women will always exist to show you that not all women are wicked whores

>> No.14701611

>>14695085
Lmao, nice edit

>> No.14701629

>>14695452
Ok, that's based.

>> No.14701641

>>14701563
Shut the fuck up buglover

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>>14701641
why do asian women make you seethe?
they're beautiful, kind, and effortlessly feminine