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Would it taste bad or be harmful to you? Let's say your on the run+very thirsty.

>> No.14682255

fuck off, tripfag.

>> No.14682260

>>14682254
Why would it be bad?

>> No.14682286
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>>14682260
Well not homogenized or processed

>> No.14682423

>>14682286
Are you joking?

>> No.14682436

>>14682286
I'm pretty sure plastic cows are certified USDA food grade.

>> No.14682444
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>>14682423
No you dont drink water from pond.

>> No.14682446

>>14682436
>it's another "ESL doesn't understand that 'plastic' has multiple meanings beyond 'organic polymers'" episode

>> No.14682673
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MOO!

>> No.14682719
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>>14682254
Here's a small story:
>Used to go out to a place called Maureen's Kitchen on long island on mothers day
>Everything is cow themed
>outside they had a shit ton of the fake cows like in your picture
>went up to every single cow and tried to suck the fake udders when my parents werent looking
>people were hooting and hollering like crazy, eventually owner comes out and sees me
>My parents pulled me off and were completely embarrassed
>the owner thought it was hilarious and offered me free chocolate milk
>Every time I came there I was given free chocolate milk because I was remembered as the kid who sucked the udders

>> No.14682964
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>>14682719
Glad you were able to accomplish something in life little buddy

>> No.14682976

>>14682964
that looks like a dollar store anne hathaway

>> No.14682985

I only drink milk from male cows.

>> No.14682993

>>14682964
Crack a smile, cunt.
Not even the same guy.

>> No.14682998

>>14682254
I would drink raw milk if it wasn't illegal to obtain in my state. I would not drink from the teat.

>> No.14683007

>>14682254
Fresh milk is just warm, that's really the only real turn off for me.

>> No.14683009

When I was a kid of maybe 7 I was at a birthday party at a classmate's home. A dairy farm.
I declared that I wanted milk instead of the soda everybody else was drinking because I was a little shit and I thought doing crap like that made me an interesting person. I'm glad to say I at least outgrew that for the most part.
Anyway, the mother obliged. Took me and a glass out to the cows and showed me how to fill the glass of the source, as you say.
Absolutely amazing stuff. Entirely different from the storebought stuff I was used to. Very sweet and rich and the temperature of a cow's udder.

I'm not much of a milkdrinker at all now but "raw" milk is a treat and I wish I had easier access to it.

>> No.14683027

>>14682719
Absolutely milktacular.

>> No.14683049

>>14683009
Did she give you a sample of her milk as well?

>> No.14683071

>>14682964
It's all I have in this fag world

>> No.14683183

>>14682719
how old were you when this suckling took place?

>> No.14683186
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Under certain circumstances, yes.

>> No.14683227

>>14683183
10 years old. Why?

>> No.14683252

>>14683227
bullshit

>> No.14683268

>>14683252
I was old enough to know better. Thats all I'm gonna say.

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>>14682719
Thank you for sharing this, Udder Boy.

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>>14682719
Lol

>> No.14683406

>>14683357
longcow is loooooooooong

>> No.14683520

>>14682254
Dont be ignorant, warm milk is nasty and you would get a yeast infection in your mouth.

>> No.14683579

>>14683520
maybe if youre a woman

>> No.14683610

>>14683579
The cow makes milk in the vagina and from there to the teets

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>>14682719
Absolutely based.

>> No.14685323

>>14682719
Sounds like the mother was happy that you were interested in her life work. Cool lady.