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>be me, on a date with a hot girl
>talk about foods and cooking
>bring up umami to appear smart
>girls asks me what is umami
>"uuuhhh it's like... s-savory food, like beef... or m-mushrooms... uuuh yeah"
>now she doesn't answer back my texts
Fuck you /ck/, why do I even listen to you

>> No.14678112

>>14678101
Serves you right, you weeb.

>> No.14678125

>>14678101
which one is fat?
oil, lard, ec
point to one of those 5 and show me how thats fat

>> No.14678128

>>14678101
Is this image suggesting I can't taste bitter or sour foods on the top of my tongue? Or that only the top of my tongue can detect sweetness or saltiness?

>> No.14678131

This post gave me goosebumps..

Too real

>> No.14678132

>>14678125
You don't taste fat, you taste other things in fat

>> No.14678133

>>14678101
you could've been more confident.
could've said something along the lines of:
>"Oh, umami? It's things like beef or soy sauce, and mushrooms. Have you ever had food fried in a wok? That kind of smoky flavor is umami."
c'mon OP

>> No.14678135

>>14678128
It's showing you where not to have the food settle. Sweetness on the top Burns and creates bumps and sourness on the sides shrivels up your tongue

>> No.14678151

>>14678101
>>14678128
If I remember correctly, this is actually incorrect. It was a mistranslation of a german research paper years ago or something to that effect. You can taste different foods pretty much all over your tongue so long as there's tastebuds. I could be way off or remembering things wrong though.

>> No.14678153

>>14678101
It's not the fault of /ck/ that you're a fuckin retard who pretends to understand things that the clearly don't, let alone actually try to brag about it only to get caught up in your bullshit

>> No.14678162

>>14678135
And umami food can't touch any visible part of the tongue?

>> No.14678165

Thats probably not why she ghosted you. Any knowledge like that is charming to hear men talk about.

>> No.14678181

>>14678101
maybe next time don't talk out your ass

>> No.14678182

>>14678101
>tfw coronavirus stole your sense of taste
>have to go to taste training sessions
>it may never come back
>watch foodie channels to live through them
Eat yummy umami for me anon. Enjoy the small happiness in life while you can.

>> No.14678187

>>14678151
OP pic is horse shit

>> No.14678195

>>14678101
r/thathappened

>>14678133
but thats wrong though. umami just means savoury, you can have umami in a soup dish.

>> No.14678199

>>14678182
how does that work?
can you still pick up sweet and salty stuff or can you not pick up like the olfactory parts of food? or both?

>> No.14678208

>>14678162
Umami is death for whiteoids

>> No.14678210

>>14678195
i feel like it's not "savory" and describes something a little different. if it was just "savory" then why not just say "savory"?

>> No.14678214

>>14678128
Yes

>> No.14678218

this is for food and cooking, not how socially inept you are. go suck a fart.

>> No.14678227

>>14678101
Go easy on yourself, my dude. You don't want someone who can't keep up with you anyway. If she's not answering your texts because of a simple conversation like THIS - then she's obviously not on your level and forcing it isn't going to help.

The right person will fit like a puzzle piece. You won't even really have to try - it'll just click together like it's supposed to. Trust me on this. Took me fucking 10 years, but I found my person and it happened without much effort. That's worth the wait.

For now, fuck what's her face and continue becoming the best version of you that you can. Keep cooking, keep learning, keep dating and trying. Your "Umami princess" is going to be just as surprised as you are when you find each other. Not only that, but she's gonna probably make you dinner to celebrate. :)

>> No.14678229

>>14678101
this image is false
all your tastebuds can taste anything

>> No.14678234

>>14678199
Both, but it can be only olfactory in some cases. I have been told that the inflammatory reaction damaged the neurons, and that they may never regenerate.

>> No.14678237
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14678237

>look for examples of umami
>tomatoes, broccoli, mushrooms, soy sauce, beef, cheese, some fish, onions
>none of these taste the same

>> No.14678256

>>14678162
That's the point of umami flavor american

>> No.14678273

>>14678237
You can't be this retarded, can you?

>> No.14678463

>>14678125
Fat has no taste but texture, that's why it can be faked by weird stuff like fibers (Inulin for instance).

>> No.14678470

>>14678101
you have only yourself to blame for listening to Anonymous strangers on /ck/

>> No.14678473

>>14678210
Because umami was created by Japanese and savory was crated by Westerners and there are a ton of antiwhite Westerners that worship everything Japanese

>> No.14678573

>>14678151
you are correct
the image is a common misconception

>> No.14678579

>>14678101
that diagram is completely wrong bitter is at the front of the tongue and all the rest are just scattered all around.

>> No.14678691

>>14678132
>>14678463
bullshit, you can taste the difference between high fat and low fat products

>> No.14678705

>>14678101
>>girls asks me what is umami
>"suck my dick find out"
there, I solved it.

>> No.14678745

>>14678101
This image has been completely debunked. It's wholefoods momscience.

>> No.14678757

>>14678691
Fat carries flavors but it isn't itself a flavor. Things can taste sweet but they can't taste "fat"

>> No.14678761

>>14678705
>girl starts sucking your dick
>you cry out "oooh, MOMMY!"
>she never texts you again

>> No.14678792

>>14678757
>Things can taste sweet but they can't taste "fat"
Pretty sure sucking my dick will change your opinion

>> No.14679071

>>14678757
>Fat carries flavors but it isn't itself a flavor
I'd just like to interject for a moment...

>> No.14679078

hey OP, I fucked umami

>> No.14679128

>>14679071
If you have something else to say about it, do, but consider that sugars, amino acids, sodium chloride, and bitter compounds in isolation have flavors we detect on our tongues. "Fat" isn't a flavor. Maybe a texture, but any flavor that you get from a particular fat is due to other chemicals dissolved into the fat. It's not like sugar where the basic molecule of sucrose itself gives the sensation of "sweet"

>> No.14679135

umami is bullshit .
its just describing earthy/savory put together
prove me wrong
and i aint calling yo ass back .
you callin dem crimini mushrooms umami lmao

>> No.14679178

>>14678101
Way to go dummy. Keep acting all pretentious, you'll die a virgin.

>> No.14679189

>>14678101
>chocolate as sweet

fucking americans i swear

>> No.14679231

>>14679189
>I come from a land where chocolate and sugar are never mixed together!
Yep, chocolate got popular because people around the world just loved sucking on unsweetened 100% baker's chocolate

>> No.14679591

>>14679071
try eating refined coconut oil. tastes like nothing despite being fat. and if fat were a flavor, you'd expect all fats, or at least those that are the same type of fat, to have some commonality in flavor

>> No.14679616

>>14678151
>>14678573
but what is misconstrued? what are the areas supposed to represent in relation to their flavor?

>> No.14680952

>>14678101
just say savory you tard

>> No.14680956

>>14678128
OP's pic is pseudo-science from the 70s

>> No.14680964

>>14678210
>if it was just "savory" then why not just say "savory"?
because cooking theorists are faggots

>> No.14680977

>>14678473
more to do with how japanese are all about muh ingredients speak for themselves and muh mirrion-time forded steer knives just like the french and chefs beat off to everything french

>> No.14680985

>>14679071
go into your kitchen and chug canola oil and tell us how rich and flavorful it is

>> No.14681309

>>14678101
May aswell have screamed out "how does he get out!"
U memeing faggot

>> No.14681325

>>14678101
tomato aint fucking umami wtf

>> No.14681429

>>14681325
Tomato paste, dried/confit tomatoes

>> No.14681444

>>14681325
>>14681429
Tomatoes are one of the common foods which are naturally high in glutamates. They have a complex taste, often depending on how they're prepared, and are one of the reasons why this whole "five tastes" thing is kind of bullshit in the end. Tomatoes are sweet, salty, sour, bitter, and savoury.

>> No.14682124

>>14681444
They aren't naturally salty

>> No.14682147

>>14678101
why language calls tomato umami?

>> No.14682158

there's only 1 food that tastes umami, and it's paprika, everybody knows what happens if you put too much paprika into a soup, it's too "savory", but this is impossible to do with any other ingredient so it's only paprika that carries this taste by pure deduction

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14682162

>>14682158
forgot pic, i mean this grated shit, not an actual pepper or whatever retards call paprika

>> No.14682163

>>14682124
Salty, oddly enough, doesn't just refer to sodium. They're naturally high in potassium, which is both salty and bitter.

>> No.14682289

>>14679135
Try MSG compound by itself and you'll understand

>> No.14682304

>>14678101
Based girl, nobody who uses the word umani should reproduce to begin with

>> No.14682306

>>14678761
kek

>> No.14682536

>>14678101
>Umami
>Tomato
So umami means watery acidic sog.

>> No.14683191

>>14678187
>>14678229
>>14678573
>>14678579
>>14678745
>>14679616
>>14680956
The diagram is useful as you often feel it in these areas. It helps the noobie differentiate between sour and bitter for example

>> No.14685047

>>14678101
Whatever you say don't matter, don't blame us, you are just naturally a sperg, if you sell it properly you can get away with bullshiting women on any topic