[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/ck/ - Food & Cooking

View post   
File: 7 KB, 250x241, 1529736867808.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14650518 No.14650518[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

>restaurant doesn't take reservations from single persons

>> No.14650535

*single people

>> No.14650545

>>14650535
I'm a person not a people.

>> No.14650560

book one for two then

>> No.14650572

>>14650560
Resturant BTFO

>> No.14650573
File: 105 KB, 409x284, 1532521354918.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14650573

>>14650560
>Sir, why are you alone? This is a no singles restaurant.

>> No.14650578

>>14650518
Just make a reservation for two then show up and say that your date is meeting you there shortly. Go ahead and order then once you start eating if they ask anything you can say "it looks like I got stood up", or you can also say your date texted you to cancel last minute but since you're here you may as well eat and enjoy yourself.

>> No.14650585

>>14650573
i think my date stood me up can u believe that bitch

>> No.14650586

>>14650578
Is getting food really this contrived nowadays?

>> No.14650594
File: 99 KB, 477x455, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14650594

>eating at restaurants during a pandemic
it's like you want to die

>> No.14650601

>>14650573
if the waitress has a problem with it just ask her to join you

>> No.14650605

>>14650518
Why would you ~want~ to eat at a restaurant alone? Might as well just order it to go and eat in the comfort of your own home.

>> No.14650612
File: 24 KB, 385x385, 1536611503708.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14650612

>>14650605
I don't think fine dining really works like that. Wanted to try one of the Michelin starred places near me but literally none of them took reservations from singles so I had to settle for a restaurant with just the plate symbol.

>> No.14650615

>>14650612
Take your mum.

>> No.14650619
File: 32 KB, 651x799, 1520729200033.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14650619

>>14650615
We usually go to eat and see a movie when we see each other but we don't live in the same country.

>> No.14650625

>>14650612
Maybe I'm just proletariat scum, but I can't possibly imagine there's anything going on in even the fanciest of restaurants that would make eating there preferable to eating the same food at home in my comfy chair unless I had someone with me to talk to there.

>> No.14650627

>>14650518
this is literally my life now since lockdown.

my after-work pub where i get muh wings: only reservations of 2 or more.

my music club where i let loose on the weekends: only taking bookings for a table, seated, of 2+

i literally cannot go out anymore because i'm single

>> No.14650628

>>14650518
JUST SIT AT THE BAR YOU AUTISTIC FUCKING SPERG LORD.

Sometime you have to eat alone. Jesus fuck, I mean have you never traveled alone for business?

>> No.14650634

>>14650628
I have no idea what you're even trying to say here.

>> No.14650668

>>14650625
Well ideally you get like seven foods and a cute girl tells you what they're like and then gives you wine that goes well with the food. You can't really replicate that alone at home.

>> No.14651659

>>14650594
at least you won't die alone

>> No.14652236

>eating out or getting delivery or takeaway during a pandemic
They're saving you from yourself, retard.

>> No.14652255
File: 154 KB, 588x493, 1585532861406.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14652255

>>14652236
Bruh I've eaten out like 80 times since March and I haven't had so much as a sniffle.

>> No.14652257

>>14650594
We are trying to support our local businesses during these difficult times

>> No.14652298

>>14652236
>he fell for the hoaxvirus

>> No.14653142

>>14650594
>living in a country with an incompetent government that can't even suppress a viral outbreak

>> No.14653145

is there a website where a girl will go to dinner with me in exchange for paying for her meal

>> No.14653153

>>14653142
The only nations that really suppressed it are nowhere islands who were in summer when it started. It wasn't competence. They were simply dealt a lucky hand.

>> No.14653156

>>14653145
Tinder

>> No.14653159

>>14653145
They have a whole industry based around this in japan
Hostess clubs never took off here because there'd be rape

>> No.14653191

>>14653159
Huh?

>> No.14653204

>>14650518
Sounds rough, anon. It must be hard living in a developing country.

>> No.14653254

>>14650560
>ummmm sir? where's your date
>i'm going to have to ask you to leave

>> No.14653300

>>14653254
>get to eat as much as you can before they question you and not pay because they threw you out
based

>> No.14653349

>>14653300
>you're going to have to pay before you leave or unfortunately we may have to call the police

>> No.14653363

>>14653349
Call the police then, I'll report you to the BBB for trying to charge me for services you refused to provide.

>> No.14653424

>>14652236
>be careful, you might get a cough!

>> No.14653449

>>14653363
>mmmhm okay sweetie
>unfortunately you are now blacklisted from our restaurant franchisee and you will not be able to dine here or at any of our establishments again

>> No.14653490
File: 132 KB, 1589x796, 1596880495881.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14653490

>>14650594

>> No.14653543

>>14650601
what if it's a waiter