/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.14644028]

Are there any other countries where a spartan meal is a national institution like Norway and The Netherlands?

[Anonymous No.14644030]

>>14644028
You're a fucking faggot, please kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.14644043]

>>14644028
Are Europeans really this poor?

[Anonymous No.14644060]

>>14644028
it's that damn carmel cheese again
i shouldve never made that thread

[Anonymous No.14644234]

>>14644043
I'm sorry we don't stuff our throats with lard everyday like you do, mutt.

[Anonymous No.14644261]

spartan diets are pretty based they focus on meat and carbs with lots of dairy for that muscle and energy. The thing about the greeks though is that they were eating wheat bread with lots of fiber, it wasn't highly processed like it is now. If you do buy bread make sure it has a lot of fiber in it.

[Anonymous No.14645671]

>>14644028
SPARTA!

[Anonymous No.14645755]

>whine about American school lunch or dietary habits in every goddamn thread
>brag about eating something literally worse
Can't have it both ways, third-worlder. Climb out of your own ass.

[Anonymous No.14645980]

>>14644028
i am norwegian and have always thought that this is fucking tragic

[Anonymous No.14645984]

>>14645980
Is this kind of lunch called something specific? I find it interesting

[Anonymous No.14645992]

>>14645984
Matpakke, found it

[Anonymous No.14645994]

>>14645984
nah just like "matpakke" or "niste" which essentially just means... food you bring with you

[Anonymous No.14646012]

>>14645992
>>14645994
right

[Anonymous No.14646036]

This is the protestant lunch I have been dreaming about. Being a small town clerk in Norway seems like a dream.

[Anonymous No.14646037]

>>14644028
In Germany bread with sausage, cheese or other savory things is the traditional supper. Especially in working class families. Also popular as a second breakfast you take to school or work.

[Anonymous No.14646188]

redpill me on brunost

[Anonymous No.14647717]

>>14645980
I wonder how you'd feel reading those articles about how it's a revolutionary meal choice for (American) wageslaves.

[Anonymous No.14647953]

>>14644043
Yes, in Europe only the extremely wealthy and immigrants can actually prepare cooked meals. Middle class and poor Europeans can only afford food that can be eaten uncooked or unprepared.

[Anonymous No.14648001]

>>14644028
america which has the highest percentage of population in prison where they serve two slices of white bread, one slice of bologna, a packet of mustard and a packet of margarine as a meal

[Anonymous No.14649150]

>>14644060
I almost ordered carmel cheese online last night bc of that thread. It was a close call.

[Anonymous No.14649431]

Bread with some cheese or cold cuts is usually my go to breakfast and dinner but I'll have it with water or coffee. Leaves room for my andijviestamppot and bal gehakt at dinner.

[NOT an American No.14649435]

why are americans so disgusting? The thought of having to actually look at thrm is revolting. One time there was this fat slob of a mutt that came here for vacation and on the beach her pubes were just hangin out of her nasty fat bathing suit. It was disgusting. I puked on my way to confessional.

[Anonymous No.14649438]

>>14649435
R E N T F R E E

[Anonymous No.14649441]

>>14649431
>stamppot
is this nicer than it looks

[Anonymous No.14649442]

>>14649431
First dinner was meant to be lunch, mea culpa

[NOT an American No.14649447]

>R E N T F R E E

[Anonymous No.14649449]

>>14649441
It's simple peasant food but fills you up and with some gravy on the side it's great. There's all kinds, boerenkoolstampot, hutspot, andijviestampot, zuurkoolstampot.
Paired with copious amount of animal flesh it's the best thing in the world.

[NOT an American No.14649454]

>R E N T F R E E.

[NOT an American No.14649469]

>R E N T F R E E

[NOT an American No.14649471]

>R E N T F R E E .

[NOT an American No.14649475]

>R E N T F R E E ..

[NOT an American No.14649477]

>R E N T F R E E.

[NOT an American No.14649482]

>R E N T F R E E...

[Anonymous No.14649942]

>>14649449
>Paired with copious amount of animal flesh it's the best thing in the world.
What's the usual choice?

[Anonymous No.14649959]

>>14644060
>>14649150
What thread?

[Anonymous No.14650046]

>>14645755
>literally worse
As boring as it is, the facts are clear:

Milk is healthier than chocolate milk
Whole grain bread with cheese is healthier than pizza
Apple is healthier than fruit salad with added sugar.

And it has no extra carbs to make it extra unhealthy like corn and pretzel.

[Anonymous No.14650117]

>>14650046
>one picture of a school lunch means they eat that everyday
don't they teach logic or reasoning in the third world?

[Anonymous No.14651082]

>>14650117
The irony.

[Anonymous No.14651403]

>>14651082
yea, i'm american and the guy you're responding to is an idiot, that's a normal school lunch in america lol

[Anonymous No.14651554]

We have the Ploughman's Lunch in England.

Most importantly it revolves around some nice crusty bread and some strong, hard cheese, usually served with apple slices to complement the flavours, and pickle or chutney. Maybe some local vegetables like carrot or radishes too, pickled onions.

These days they can come with all sorts too, maybe a slice of pork pie, a nice Scotch Egg.

All washed down with a pint of a nice session ale, red or brown. No wanky double IPAs or whatever.

[Anonymous No.14651562]

>>14651554
what is the thing under the apple and is there a recipe around for it?

[Anonymous No.14651593]

>>14651562

It's a big fat chunk of pork pie

https://www.patisseriemakesperfect.co.uk/hand-raised-pork-pies/

They're difficult to get right, when one's good it's amazing though.

[Anonymous No.14651607]

>>14651593
thank you. I am going to make one as soon as I can. it looks so good.

[Anonymous No.14651618]

>>14644261
Pretty sure op meant spartan as in no frills rather than Spartan as in Greek, though the former adjective is a derivative of the latter. Agree about the bread though, I have two slices of multigrain a day with 5g dietary fiber each.

[Anonymous No.14651619]

>>14644028
My childhood lunch right there. Our schools don’t have a cafeteria. We ate in the classroom and our teacher would read from a book. Comfy as fuck.

[Anonymous No.14651687]

>>14644043
The average German household has a nearly 25% lower income than a household in Mississippi or West Virginia, the poorest US states.

[Anonymous No.14651738]

>>14649150
Is that a meme or is it real? I just find caramel cheesecakes on searches

[Anonymous No.14651749]

>>14649959
>>14644060
A while back there was a thread they started off with a big ol block of that dark brown cheese

[Anonymous No.14651751]

>>14651738
They are probably talking about brunost (brown cheese).
>Brunost is made by boiling a mixture of milk, cream, and whey carefully for several hours so that the water evaporates. The heat turns the milk sugars into caramel, which gives the cheese its characteristic brown colour and sweetness.

[Anonymous No.14651879]

>>14646188
It can burn for a long time. There was an accident where a shipment of brunost started burning in a tunnel and it went on for a long time

[Anonymous No.14651919]

>>14644028
Protestantism was a mistake.

[Anonymous No.14651930]

>>14651082
>>14651403
dilate, you puddle of shit faggots

[Anonymous No.14652011]

>>14651930
seething

[Anonymous No.14652029]

>>14652011
cringe

[Anonymous No.14652233]

>>14652029
cope

[Anonymous No.14653985]

Is this really a Protestant thing, or just a Northern Europe thing?

[Anonymous No.14654097]

>>14651554
damn I wish stuff like this was more common where I live.

[Anonymous No.14654201]

>>14654097
What, bread cheese and onion?

[Anonymous No.14654205]

>>14654201
in the land of burgers or mexican food? fuck yeah I want a place I can go to and get a lunch like that. theres other restaurants here but lunch break at work? no time fren

[Anonymous No.14654217]

>>14654205
Fair. What's your state?

[Anonymous No.14654218]

>>14644060

Brunost is great, man. On toast with a bit of butter and pepper? Top breakfast right there.

[Anonymous No.14654221]

>>14654217
idaho, north. coeur d' alene.doxx me bitches.
please dont.

[Anonymous No.14654242]

>>14654221
According to this random list I found Idaho is the third highest producing cheese state though? What happened.

[Anonymous No.14654257]

>>14644043
Yes.

[Anonymous No.14654265]

>>14651403
no it isn't lol

[Anonymous No.14654268]

>>14654242
never knew about that. here I thought we did some potato and huckleberry with a sprinkle of racism. I always assumed the southern idaho ranches were primarily for beef. I know boise has a relatively new gigantic meat plant. fucking massive actually, I did some RF work there and got to tour it.
cheese though... had no idea. what's real anymore.

[Anonymous No.14654281]

>>14654268
Well to be fair it's a distant third behind California and Wisconsin.

[Anonymous No.14654286]

>>14654268
Where can I buy these alleged racist huckleberries?

[Anonymous No.14654301]

>>14651687
Yeah, but their healthcare costs are half what Americans pay, they have an actually progressive tax structure and they get a lot of shit for their tax money. It's ludicrous to think that Europeans actually fucking live like West Virginians. It's visibly untrue.

[Anonymous No.14654310]

>>14654286
come to north idaho, it's not on the surface but we've still got a bit o' the rasis around. any pocs are down town or in spokane.
in all actuality it's a good place to live. crime is still pretty low and sporadic, fun stuff to do, fuck ton of breweries, can still shoot innawoods with easy access, summer and winter sports, come visit.

[Anonymous No.14654317]

>>14654310
>crime is pretty low
Wow really jogs the noggin.

[Anonymous No.14654323]

>>14654317
kek

[Anonymous No.14654331]

>>14654286
Benjamin Franklin Jr! What are you doing without your top hot? That's the source of your magical powers!

[Anonymous No.14654419]

>>14654310
>it's not on the surface
so how does it come out?

[Anonymous No.14654483]

>>14654419
visit and find out cleva nignog

[Anonymous No.14654495]

>>14654483
if i'm being honest i was expecting a joke about the potatoes

[Anonymous No.14654515]

>>14654495
idaho may be known as the potato state but I think grant county, Washington produces more potaotes?

[Anonymous No.14654547]

>>14649942
The classic is the smoked sausage. In my household we also commonly ate it with pork chops, meatballs or bratwurst.

[Anonymous No.14655078]

>>14654205
>I want to go to a restaurant and get a bunch of slices of cheese, fruit, and untoasted bread
Literally fucking why? Just pack that shit up in a lunchbox, dummy.

[Anonymous No.14655591]

>>14650046
The chocolate milk tasted like piss so I just took one of these everyday in middleschool

[Anonymous No.14655603]

>>14654515
No, WA is behind ID in potato production.

[Anonymous No.14655631]

>>14654515
There's a decent chance that Portage County, Wisconsin produces more potatoes than Idaho.

[Anonymous No.14655975]

>>14654265
yes it is

[Anonymous No.14656031]

>>14651593
>pastry filled with pork and gelatinous pork jelly
You fucking wot

[Anonymous No.14657631]

>>14644028
Norwegians can't into caviar other than that they have such great taste that sandwiches often fit the role as lunch as well but those sandwiches do need caviar or ham

What's spartan about it?

.>>14644060
You did good anon sometimes ppl need to be reminded

[Anonymous No.14657641]

>>14645980
Anon this is tragic, sandwiches are neat

[Anonymous No.14657646]

>>14647717
>revolutionary
But it's just a sandwich?

[Anonymous No.14658557]

>>14657646
Yes, but you have bunch of office types talking about "It’s a Powerful Weapon to Combat Decision Fatigue" because of its inherently simplistic nature and because it's Scandinavian it's magical and convenient and clean, like Ikea. And yeah, they all seem to have forgotten that cheese sandwiches and ham sandwiches are already a thing.

[Anonymous No.14658931]

>>14654268
lots of dairies down in the magic valley, (from buhl out west all the way to Burley)
chobanis biggest plant is in twin falls and there's like 5 cheese factories in a 30 mile radius of there

[Anonymous No.14659522]

this honeatly seems like depression food, as in, destitute poverty food.

[Anonymous No.14659576]

>>14654301
99% of americans don't pay for nor use healthcare services

[Anonymous No.14659583]

Loool thats what the public school kids and scholarship recipients at my school used to eat, how disgusting.

[Anonymous No.14661416]

>>14659576
All of a sudden it all makes sense

[Anonymous No.14661823]

>>14644060
>he thinks it is caramel
Do americans really?

[Anonymous No.14661830]

>>14645992
Not really. Matpakke just literally translates to "food package" and is just used to refer to the package of food you bring with you. It doesn't really say anything about what the food is although it is bread most of the time.

[Anonymous No.14661835]

>>14644028
>a spartan meal
Wut?

[Anonymous No.14661884]

working class yanks have packed lunches too what's the big deal

[Anonymous No.14661903]

>>14657631
what is that supposed to say