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Anonymous Tue Aug 25 13:09:56 2020 No.14629512 [Reply] [Original]

Low carb 'za. Opinions?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 25 13:10:13 2020 No.14629515 File: 953 KB, 3840x2880, za2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wa la.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 25 13:11:22 2020 No.14629522 >>14629512 Why would you call this pizza?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 25 13:11:35 2020 No.14629523 i would literally rather just go hungry than eat that, it looks absolutely disgusting

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 25 13:12:57 2020 No.14629528 >>14629512 Genius. I'm going to buy some bacon and make a mini version.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 25 13:13:38 2020 No.14629532 it's certainly creative

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 25 13:15:13 2020 No.14629543 >>14629532 It's a fucking square omelette

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 25 13:16:00 2020 No.14629551 >>14629522 Well it's obviously a pizza. Has the bottom thing and then toppings on it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 25 13:16:49 2020 No.14629553 >>14629512 >>14629515 worst thing ive ever seen posted here, absolutely ghoulsih

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 25 13:17:05 2020 No.14629556 >>14629543 no it's a carb free quiche

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 25 13:18:32 2020 No.14629565 >>14629512 What are the balls? Is the bacon the crust? Was it crispy? Where in the world did all that bacon grease drain?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 25 13:19:55 2020 No.14629574 >>14629515 looks bad. you should have just made a pizza omelette. you would have enjoyed it more.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 25 13:21:39 2020 No.14629584 >>14629512 Stop saying 'za'

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 25 13:21:56 2020 No.14629586 >>14629512 OP you forgot to add hair

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 25 13:24:10 2020 No.14629594 >>14629565 Chicken balls. The bacon crust gets surprisingly crispy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 25 13:27:42 2020 No.14629609 enjoy your cancer

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 25 13:29:03 2020 No.14629618 File: 584 KB, 3840x2880, za3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Nice and rustic.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 25 13:29:55 2020 No.14629620 this is just the greasiest frittata i've ever seen

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 25 13:30:39 2020 No.14629623 >>14629515 Saved for next gore bread

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 25 13:31:42 2020 No.14629628 >>14629512 I've tried low carb pizza with a crushed pork rind crust. It was kinda gross.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 25 13:32:02 2020 No.14629631 >>14629618 >under cooked meat

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 25 13:32:52 2020 No.14629636 File: 45 KB, 1200x630, 34525434523.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14629512 >>14629515 >>14629618 I'm speechless and not in a good way

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 25 13:35:17 2020 No.14629652 File: 73 KB, 645x412, 1_jyhud26_f2mfcuyofthh5a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14629553 >worst thing ive ever seen posted here, absolutely ghoulsih

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 25 13:39:28 2020 No.14629670 >>14629620 That would be OPs mom lol

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 25 14:54:25 2020 No.14630020 >>14629512 Literally nigger shit. Sage.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 25 15:00:51 2020 No.14630043 File: 91 KB, 1080x720, maga3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14630020 >Literally nigger shit. Sage.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 25 15:32:09 2020 No.14630190 >>14629512 Calling that meat casserole a pizza is a disgrace to Italy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 25 15:33:56 2020 No.14630200 >>14629553 Goulash?

Anonymous Tue Aug 25 15:37:17 2020 No.14630214

>>14629512
It's not a pizza, an omelette or quiche, it's just a bunch of eggs on top of bacon with bits of beef in it. It's an insult to the existence of oeuf cocottes.
It's what I picture when I imagine the meal of overweight babies crying that they don't eat vegetables because they taste bad.
What a joke.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 25 15:44:55 2020 No.14630257 >>14629652 why do you have so many soyboy pics on your computer, mate? pretty gay if you ask me

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 25 15:46:59 2020 No.14630268 >>14629512 why not add the eggs later jesus christ.

None !!AcE1P8URNQH Tue Aug 25 15:50:25 2020 No.14630280
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>>14629618
>[The eggs' whites and yolks weren't mixed].
Why.

PS: Layering some of it with tomato shavings plausibly greatly increases flavorousness.. and likelihood of recipe acceptance into public "pizzahood".

..I used to make pizza crust from various grains, before I (individually was coming up with) starting keto -- ground oats were fundamental for a while, and quinoa and buckwheat (together) were a rare example of dense micronutrition. (A ketosis-savvy iteration bases on powdered protein: casein and whey, such as of a ratio similar to milk.)

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 25 15:53:11 2020 No.14630293 >>14629512 Just make fathead dough, dumbass.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 25 15:54:51 2020 No.14630300 >>14629556 >Quiche The eggs aren't scrambled and there's no cheese. It's closer to frittata then anything.

None !!AcE1P8URNQH Tue Aug 25 15:57:58 2020 No.14630318
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>>14630293
Intriguing, but using nuts as grains-replacement for batters / doughs is ultimately worse than milk-proteins, which are obviously of similar amino acid profiles and properties..

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 25 16:00:48 2020 No.14630331 >>14629512 at first I thought this was a crawfish boil then I opened the picture dear lord what are you doing

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 25 16:01:08 2020 No.14630333 File: 210 KB, 1080x1412, 1597436075352_3mwoxatzai.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14630257 >why do you have so many soyboy pics on your computer, mate? pretty gay if you ask me

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 25 16:01:42 2020 No.14630336 >>14629512 >>14629515 >>14629618 3/10 needs more pubes

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 25 16:02:32 2020 No.14630338 >>14630318 Drop a replacement recipe then.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 25 17:33:25 2020 No.14630783 wow. enjoy your gallbladder attack

None !!AcE1P8URNQH Tue Aug 25 17:33:35 2020 No.14630788
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>>14630338
20g casein : 5g whey.
Something holding the recipe together, maybe more than simply water and oil. (The proteins are specific sorts of soluble, such as amongst acidity, developing more cheesiness -- or eventual curdsey-ness -- as they're dissociated, and remeshed.) "Eggs or not."
Some flaxseed oil, for the omega 3 and similar.. (Purported phytoestrogens of flaxseed are the lignans: carbs; oils being fats.)

Lots of variations are options, each, amongst hydration, pH, flavorings -- many compounds correlating with alterations to textures and other qualities. "Antioxidants" are an effective example, correlating with attributes of browning / consistency. ORAC measurements are seemingly reliable. Having accessibility to standards of cacao, garlic, ascorbic acid / such, pepper(s), salt(s), minerals, and other catalyzers is really deep..

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 25 17:34:54 2020 No.14630795 >>14629512 no cheese?

Anonymous Tue Aug 25 17:41:53 2020 No.14630844
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>>14629512
Make a fucking shredded eggplant/zucchini base with a tiny bit of flour for your base, use fucking cheese and sauce like a well ajusted person you fucking idiot

Here is a recipe from one search you fucking degenerate

https://www.wholesomeyum.com/zucchini-pizza-crust-recipe-low-carb/

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 25 18:33:32 2020 No.14631147 >>14629515 >>14629618 I would have some for breakfast

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 25 19:25:35 2020 No.14631425 File: 50 KB, 189x210, 1598060607009.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i'd try it but it sure as hell isn't a pizza op

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 25 19:33:55 2020 No.14631458 >>14629512 ...next time just use a whole grain taco as pizza dough

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 25 19:34:05 2020 No.14631459 Spreading shakshuka on top of a parmesan crisp would be closer to pizza than this, man

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 25 19:42:56 2020 No.14631507 >>14629515 just call it a low carb quiche at least that makes more sense

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 25 19:46:23 2020 No.14631530 File: 35 KB, 280x244, 1597880673335.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14631459 >Spreading shakshuka on top of a parmesan crisp anon pls i can only get so erect

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 25 19:51:30 2020 No.14631555 >>14629512 dont listen to all these faggots OP, this is proton heaven.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 25 19:52:46 2020 No.14631566 >>14629512 >>14629515 >>14629618 OP I’m genuinely curious this doesn’t look bad. What all did you use?

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