/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.14607703]

>Be me in middle school
>Have a friend who's always bragging how his mom makes the best tacos around
>Go over his place for dinner one night
>His mom is making tacos
>Just unseasoned beef and American cheese on plain flour tortillas with nothing but a slice of avocado for flavor
Anyone else had an experience like this?

[Anonymous No.14607709]

>>14607703
No I always try to be a gracious guest.

[Anonymous No.14607712]

>>14607703
PASTA
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[Anonymous No.14607714]

No, I don't sit around all day thinking about what happened when I was a kid.

[Anonymous No.14607734]

>>14607709
I always did my best to pretend I liked her cooking, as hard as it was sometimes.

[Anonymous No.14607767]

>>14607703
i was a fat kid so i loved going to my friend's houses and getting free food.

[None !7/nPbnnZLA No.14608850]

>>14607703
What does his mom look like?

[Anonymous No.14608872]

>>14607703
He wanted you to have sex with his mother, she's lonely.

[Anonymous No.14608886]

>>14608850
Shortish, kinda chubby, has brown hair and wears glasses.

[Anon of peace No.14609185]

>>14608886
Fuck that’s hot

[Anonymous No.14609199]

Be me. An anonynous moment!

[Anonymous No.14609210]

>>14609199
Imagine if she flopped out 5" of hard cock

[Anonymous No.14609292]

Girlfriend will eat plain beef tacos if I don't cook them. I'm not making 2 pans.

[Anonymous No.14609319]

>be white boy in Texas
>fucking LOVE PB&J sandwiches
>mom makes them for me a lot
>my favorite food
>go to my friend Rudy's house
>don't understand he's Mexican
>his mom offers to make quesadillas
>tf is that
>I get one
>it's amazing to my 5 year old self
>learn about Mexican food
>his mom makes tamales, legit tamales
>tamales become my favorite food
>dad finds out I like Rudy's mom's tamales more than his smoked brisket and chicken
>dad doesn't let me hang out at Rudy's house anymore
>mfw

[Anonymous No.14609430]

>went over to my first gf's house to meet the family and have dinner
>her dad is the perfect example of a discharged fat army grunt that beats his wife
>her mom is booze addicted and smoked cigarettes while reading walmart romance novels alone in her room
>her mom made dinner which was overcooked spaghetti with venison meat and ketchup for sauce
>we had to eat on the couch in the living room because the house was a fucking mess and the dining room table was buried under a mountain of shit
>had to sit there awkwardly while we watched Iron Man 2 and her retarded little brother kept trying to show me his RC car collection.
>made sure to never go over there again

[Anonymous No.14609597]

>>14607703
It kind of sounds like you didn't tease the fuck out of him for liking to eat his mom's taco. What kind of friendship is that?

[Anonymous No.14609635]

>>14609430
And that’s why high school relationships don’t last

[Anonymous No.14609670]

>>14609430
I've been in this situation too many times...

[Anonymous No.14609696]

>made up stories that didn't happen but you want to post just to make shit up: the thread
Yes give me that fun you were having it it's time to squash it. I'll fucking sit on top of your fun thread and shit on it until no one wants to come near it. Eat shit

[Anonymous No.14609724]

>>14607709
wholly shit: a gentle funnel to non violence

[Anonymous No.14609755]

>>14607703
>be from southern European background.
>Live in Australia
>Be around 10-12 years of age
>Go to friends house who is anglo-australian.
>They make pasta and say I'll love it.
>It's literally just plain spaghetti with super market tomato sauce squeezed on top like I'm eating hot chips and randomly placed mushrooms
I couldn't eat it, I had 2 bites and had to leave. The guys dad got all pissy because I wouldn't eat their food, was a very strange event.

[Anonymous No.14609781]

>>14607703
our neighbor once served us boiled, unseasoned chicken and instant mash
now she just brings wine

[Anonymous No.14609886]

>Friend invites me over one day.
>Shows me the slotted spoon under his moms matress.
>Get invited over for dinner one night.
>The slotted spoon is in the pan of corn on the dinner table.

[Anonymous No.14609908]

>>14607703
let the little dude love his mom

[Anonymous No.14609909]

>>14607709
Pretending you like something to be polite isn't going to stop you from thinking "wow, this is fucking garbage" in the back of your head

[Anonymous No.14609929]

>>14609886
I dont get it.

[Anonymous No.14609951]

>>14609597
this post teleported me back to grade 8, thank you anon

[Anonymous No.14609958]

>>14609886

[Anonymous No.14609963]

>>14609929
She had been masturbating with the long wooden handle of the spoon.

[Anonymous No.14609972]

>>14609963
Was she hot?

[Anonymous No.14609987]

>>14609972
Not even remotely pleasant to look at.

[Anonymous No.14609998]

>>14609929
Just don't do drugs.

[Anonymous No.14610000]

>>14609430

where the fuck do you people live, you sound like an Appalachian hillbilly

[Anonymous No.14610008]

>>14610000
Mississippi

[Anonymous No.14610099]

>>14609319
Based Mexicans dabbing all over Texshit """""cuisine"""""

[Anonymous No.14610112]

>>14609696
>be you, a faggot
>make a gay post
>then a skeleton popped out

[Anonymous No.14610125]

>>14607703
About 70% of the times I'm invited to someone's house for a meal, it's like this.

[Anonymous No.14610130]

>>14610112

[Anonymous No.14610179]

>>14609755
This is exactly my experience too, but I could stomach the food. Thank god my dad was German so I didn't have to suffer through it at home.

[Anonymous No.14610213]

>>14609430
lol

[Anonymous No.14610226]

>>14609696
First day on the internet there bud?

[Anonymous No.14610605]

>>14609430
Why do the retarded little brothers always latch onto the guests and try to show them their weird, autistic obsession? I hate that I've been in that situation more than once.

[Anonymous No.14610609]

>>14609909
Fuck you

[Anonymous No.14610614]

>>14609210
That's bigger than me

[Anonymous No.14610619]

One time I went to my friend's house and his mom made FUCKING kids cuisine FUCK YOU DANTE

[Anonymous No.14610622]

>>14607709
+1 good boy points

[Anonymous No.14610649]

>>14610605
The kid might want to share the joy of the experience with someone, and you are new. The others are likely unable to have that with the child -- too burned out, focused on themselves, trying to survive. The family may be so unable to provide what the kid needs, it goes into it's own world to try and get what it needs on it's own, and this comes across as autistic to you.

[Anonymous No.14610904]

>>14610649
Fag