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Cook smarter, not harder.

>> No.14592644
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>> No.14592667

>>14592630
>Typing in 400 and then 25 is too difficult
>Scanning a bar code is somehow easier
If that wasn't a red flag, that it has a program for your phone should really be telling you it's useless junk.

>> No.14592680

>>14592644
Kinda neat. Nice for viscous/sticky things like honey.

>> No.14592714
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>>14592644
>>14592680
It was some Indian design student trying to "redesign the spoon". The reality was that the flimsy thing falls apart the first time you actually wash it.

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>>14592667
Look, grandpas is afraid of the smart phone again!

>> No.14592723

>>14592644
>this company STILL hasn't delivered a single unit from their Kickstarter
I kinda feel bad for the backers, honestly. it's an actually innovative design (albeit with the flaw that you can't use it for both dry and wet ingredients without cleaning, unlike separated measuring spoons) but they just got strung along for what is it, 5 years now? what a diáaster

>> No.14592738

>>14592723
The test products given out to reviewers have proven to be absolute trash. If they shipped now, it'd be fucking hilarious.

>> No.14592823

>>14592630
WOW expensive shitty food! what will they think of next?

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>> No.14592844

>>14592828
>flips the steak and the ENTIRE FUCKING CRUST sticks to the salt block, leaving this disgusting grey meat behind

is this a joke/parody? who would ever cook this way?

>> No.14592848

>>14592644
Wow a spoon you will have to wash 20 times while cooking and will quickly wear out when the plastic fatigues.

>>14592723
I mean I can just buy 2 or 3 sets of cheap measuring spoons it's not a problem.

>>14592828
who gets sued if your salt block explodes because it absorbed water and you were to much in a hurry when you heated it up?

>> No.14592853

>>14592828
Thats amazingly stupid, but no doubt californians eat this up

>> No.14592864

>>14592828
That looks genuinely disgusting and unappetizing in all possible ways

>> No.14592907

>>14592723
it's almost like they're attempting to reinvent the wheel

>> No.14592921

>>14592630
imagine being at a funding round meeting and realizing you're literally trying to sell a toaster oven to marks

>> No.14592930

>>14592921
BUT IT HAS A BARCODE READER!!!!!
>So that we can track their purchasing habits and sell it to marketers. :^)
Kind of genius, honestly.

>> No.14592931

>>14592630
The toaster oven looks pretty good. Wouldn't mind owning one without the bullshit scanner and subscription service

>> No.14592973

>>14592716
>Post the biggest failure of food technology.
Sometimes you can see a pile of shit a mile away, and avoid it pretty easily.

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>>14592630

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>>14592630
ok

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>>14592630
...

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>>14592630
must have

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microwave

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another

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>> No.14593192

I'm not sure why "smart" kitchen gadgets make me so angry, but they do.

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>>14593192
Because the future is now, old man.

>> No.14593205

>>14593193

They should have an option to tweet what wine you just tried.

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>>14593193
is this solely to rate wine with? that's the only function?

>> No.14593220

>>14593212
Social media was a tremendous mistake. Everyone wants to be a critic and document every fucking moment of their life instead of just living it.

>> No.14593250

>>14593220
This post is unnecessarily bitter and cynical. Would not read again.

>> No.14593255

>>14593250
0/5 Stars

>> No.14593261

>>14593250
I want it burned into the back of your fucking eyelids. I want you to recall and remember it every time you close your eyes and are forced to be alone inside that empty head of yours.

>> No.14593263

>>14593107
>>14593116
>all that garbage
Do new yorkers really?

>> No.14593288

>>14593263
Not only them, but yes.

>> No.14593336

>>14593086
Super neat, but it won't hold an edge worth shit.

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>>14593336
True, we need a better material.

>> No.14593489

>>14593422
Absolutely based retard

>> No.14593587

>>14593220
>instead of just living it.
Just like you right know, huh?

>> No.14593601

>>14593192
Because you are an unhappy, bitter and cynical boomer

>> No.14593634

>>14592723
don't feel bad for backers of kickstarters, they're the ones that enable these charlatans. I hate kickstarter and anything associated with it

>> No.14593646

>>14593086
>>14593422
Why are Japs so obsessed with knives?

>> No.14593647

>>14593422
I want this guy as my celly

>> No.14593651

>>14593107
>42 foods to eat before you (immediately) die

>> No.14593670

>>14593131
>oh oh im cooming

>> No.14593690

>>14593193
Do people unironically have fancy dinner/wine parties together? That's probably the faggiest think I can think of. It's even gayer than homosexual men sodomizing one another.

>> No.14593752

Somebody post the Flatev

I gotta see that Latina milf

>> No.14593756

>>14592644
i just know that if i ever bought this id lose it in a drawer somewhere and forget it's existence in the matter of a few days

>> No.14593759

>>14592630
A retarded upgrade. Lame.

>> No.14593811

>>14593250
Liar
Social media cucklets

>> No.14593847

>>14592714
Just because the product was shit, doesn't mean that the idea doesn't have merit and couldn't be executed better.

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>>14592716
>auto-update bricks your oven
Heh... nothing personnel, kiddo

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>>14593847
The fact that some random food blogger trying out a prototype could come up with a better build idea than the designer says something about the designer. Sometimes artists should stop pretending to be engineers, and engineers should stop pretending to be artists.

>> No.14594606

>>14592644
pretty neat

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>> No.14594661

>>14593489
>>14593646
sometimes it astounds me the shit that people do not know about yet.
enjoy.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCg3qsVzHeUt5_cPpcRtoaJQ/videos

>> No.14594680

>>14594661
Bitch, this is a "webm thread", not a >>>/y/outube thread.

>> No.14594683

>>14594680
it's the source of the webm you troglodyte

>> No.14594688

>>14592723
anyone who contributes to a kickstarter gets what they fucking deserve

>> No.14594694

>>14592644
>he doesn't measure by weight
enjoy your poorly-proportioned """""cuisine"""""

>> No.14594702

>>14594694
Oh, look, it's this idiot again who can't convert between weights and volumes of common ingredients.

>> No.14594713

>>14594694
>he has to measure at all and can't just eyeball everything
amateur

>> No.14594718

>>14594702
>i have the density of all my ingredients memorized
>one cup of flour is always one cup of flour, loose or packed

>> No.14594722

>>14594718
Good god, whatever will you do if you're 1.2 grams short of flour for your roux? The whole dish is ruined! Burn down the kitchen and hide your shame!

>> No.14594725

>>14592630
consoom

>> No.14594732

>>14594722
>t. bakelet

>> No.14594735

>>14592716
This thing apparently had some incredibly high quality mechanical components, they were selling them at a massive loss

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Cp-BGQfpHQ

>> No.14594762

>>14592828

That looks 100% unappetizing

>> No.14594769

>>14594694
Enjoy messing up because your weight depends on the location.
Real cooks measure by mass.

>> No.14594771

>>14594732
>"BAKING IS A SCIENCE!!!!!"
No, you're just autistic.

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>>14592828
>food looks like shit
>is not easy to clean
People will still do this in some attempt to be unique

>> No.14595146

>>14594989
This nigga just used the bun to clean the surface. Twice.

>> No.14595150

>>14593690
Bored, rich white women with husbands that bring in money do. Lazy white women are the real cancer, at least white men make shit.

>> No.14595166

>>14593646
Social forces push japanese to find one thing and hyper-focus on it. Being a generalist in asian cultures is frowned upon unless you're 10/10 in everything.

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>> No.14595217

>>14592716
wasn't this ivanka trump's product?

>> No.14595218

>>14592630
It's just a fucking code for the timer and the temperature.
Why can't silicom valley into food?

>> No.14595227

>>14592630
American thread?

>> No.14595256

>>14595218
They can. They can into marketing too and you can bet your arse this thing records everything you cook, when you cook it, and everything else it can probably down to how hard you close the door. All packaged and sold to anyone who wants it.

>> No.14595286

>>14592828
Imagine filming this with multiple takes and thats still the best steak you could come up with.

>> No.14595359

>>14593969
I still get irrationally mad when I see this shit. Fucking meme product
t. 2009 /b/tard

>> No.14596221

>>14594688
>>14592723
Is Kickstarter actually still used by anyone at this point or is it close to biting the dust like tumblr?

>> No.14596245

>>14592828
Looks like a Ribera steak

>> No.14596474

>>14593193
these commercials are all so fake it's impossible to tell the real ones from the satire.
Not made easier by the fact that shit like jewcero exists

>> No.14596480

>>14594989
the king of making a fucking mess

>> No.14596506

>>14593193

Why don't you just drink the wine, realize that you like it, then forget exactly what it was later on like a normal person?

>> No.14596557

>>14594771
baking is objectively a science, but generally speaking you don't need to weigh everything out, I only do so when baking bread or if a recipe states that I should for the best results.

>> No.14596979

>>14592630
We truly deserve our misfortune

>> No.14597009

>>14592714
thats a shame, it's actually not a bad idea.

>> No.14597059

>>14592716
Reminds me of the Get Shorty series where the gangsters end up at some producers house and are all super impressed by his Juicero and can't stop using it.

>> No.14597084

>>14594648
For so much sweetness you need some really meaty flavour on that burger. It looked anaemic when he flipped it.

>> No.14597100

>>14592630
Wow a botnet toaster oven.

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>>14593086
>>14593422

>> No.14597158

>>14592644
>Measuring by volume

>> No.14597166

>>14593116
Burrito stuffed with poo, but why O.o

>> No.14597174

>>14593122
How come most of these seem to be from NYC with a few others thrown in not to arouse suspicion..

>> No.14597189

>>14593193
What an idiotic product, I hope they are given away for free as it is just marketing and doesn't provide anything useful.

>> No.14597237

>>14592716
The Juicer with DRM, that is now just a glorified paperweight.

>> No.14597242

>>14593086
Kawami Japan. He is based.

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>>14597125
Yah i'v got mixed feelings with this one.

>> No.14597324

>>14593250
Show me where the comment hurt you.

>> No.14597336

>>14592630
Meet Juicero v.1.1

>> No.14597411

>>14594648
gross

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>>14594648

>> No.14597578

>>14592630
holy shit this is hilarious

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>> No.14597602

The founders and team that designed this shitoven for bugmen read like the credits for Schindler's List.

https://www.tovala.com/our-team

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>>14597125

>> No.14597633

>>14593086
>Needs an already existing knife to make the shape for your aluminum knife.
Just use the knife you already have. Why are elevens so stupid?

>> No.14597642

>>14597633
>elevens
kys weeb
you're not a fucking anime character and you're not clever

>> No.14597644

>>14593122
>skyline chili
Ok fuck off. I'm from Cincinnati and that shit is fine, but it's your standard run if the mill fast food. Definately shouldn't be on a list of shit you need to eat before you die.

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>>14594989
probably just got done wiping his ass with that hand. lmao gross.

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>>14597125
A banana can't fit a dick though.

>> No.14597884

>>14597642
Go back.

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>>14593951
MMMMM O YEAH GIVE ME THAT GOOD JA/CK/ OFF

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>> No.14598157

>>14593192
Because they don't follow the KISS principle: too many unnecessary steps that could be done without the "smart" part

>> No.14598194

>>14596557
Different anon here, please gibe sauce on baking science cooking prease.

>> No.14598218

>>14598194
I'm not sure what you mean, but there are people who are food scientists and can understand the properties of the different ingredients and what the final results will be without baking it, and these are the people who make things like the recipe for mass produced breads and coffee, by creating a recipe that can be replicated to be exactly the same so long as you are baking them in a controlled environment using the exact right proportions, its why coast to coast you can get a loaf of bread baked fresh at chain stores and they taste and have the same texture.

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>>14592630

For me, it's the bumbler (of which I own two of--one lime and one lavender).

>> No.14598300

>>14592714
I hope they iron this out, I would totally get one.

>> No.14598331

>>14598257
based bumbler. i have the turquoise polka dots.

>> No.14598366

>>14598218
When I asked for sources I meant if you had some kind of bibliography about the topic. But now that I lurked more, I found that food science is a career taught in college. It might be better for me to search for the books given at the courses. Thanks for the info anon.

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>>14597125

>> No.14598405

>>14598366
if I could do it then food science is a pretty nice thing to learn, if you have seen the channel "how to cook that" the woman there has a food science degree and sometimes explains why something works the way it does, like tempering chocolate works by heating the chocolate until the crystal formation just starts to break down but doesn't fully so that when it cools the crystals form back together in the right order leading to it being firm at room temp instead of overly soft.

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>> No.14598448

>>14594989
He's too aggressive, no respect for the egg

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>>14597889

>> No.14598474

>>14597744
That's a tube of bioplastic, not a banana
It's from the fake egg knife video from Kiwami Japan

>> No.14598485

>>14593107
>>14593116
>>14593122
only stuff that seems worth going for are the foreign foodstuffs

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>>14597591
I'd use it

>> No.14598640

Where is the Flatev?

>> No.14598661

>>14596221
I've missed so much in my time of not giving a fuck, things have come and gone that i will never know or give a fuck about.

>> No.14598696

>>14597633
>>14597642
pls tell me whats an elevens

>> No.14598758

>>14598696
It's what Westerners called the Japanese in a really dumb anime from over a decade ago.

>> No.14598884

>>14597125
ugh...send help

>> No.14598891

>>14592630
How stupid do you have to be

>> No.14598925

>>14592714
Seems solvable

>> No.14598982

>>14593122
I would absolutely try all of those. It's fun

>> No.14599142

>>14598696
in the anime code geass a fictional US that has been conquering the world gives the conquered countries a number and not a name as to crush the people and remove a national identity, Japan is given the name area 11, in other words the other anon is a gay weeb and a huge faggot.

>> No.14599284

>>14593422
>robbing Gamestop
>qt cashier calls me out
>spaghetti knife falls out of sheath

>> No.14599312

>>14592828
Christ, what an underwhelming outcome. This must be the height of meme cookery.

>> No.14599335

>>14593107
I know they say "don't do stress", but damned if every other one of those didn't piss me off just a little bit.

>> No.14599381

>>14597591

Honestly, I don't hate it.

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>>14592630
One step closer.

>> No.14599464

>>14598430
whats his channel?

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>>14599464
Barry Lewis

>> No.14599552

>>14597607
what the fuck

>> No.14599570

>>14598430
Fuuuuck, I just woke up and now I wanna eat that.

>> No.14599631

>>14599427
EVERYTHING YOU SAY TO MEEEEEE

>> No.14599634

>>14593336
That's not the point of the project at all fucking retard.

>> No.14599652

>>14599464
My Virgin Kitchen. He claims to have never set foot in his kitchen to cook and self taught himself how to cook. Exploded, got media attention, got endorsed by Jamie Oliver. No idea what he's up to now. He has a cute wife and daughter who sometimes help him make stuff.

This is my favourite recipe of his from his early days.

>BBQ Chicken and Bacon Sub
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQtPWlwW7aM

>> No.14599666

>>14599652
>He claims to have never set foot in his kitchen to cook and self taught himself how to cook. Exploded
For a second there I thought he literally exploded the first time he tried to cook.

>> No.14600064

>>14598149
what movie is this it seems based

>> No.14600162

>>14593144
Thats just a small treat for the chef anon.

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Poor girl, she's slowly but surely turning into a Scalfani.

>> No.14600211

>>14597591
Can't you just use side of the fork?

>> No.14600213

>>14595217
She bought one but I don't think she was otherwise involved with it.
Rich people are gullible retards no matter what their politics might be.

>> No.14600248

>>14599427
Nah, because dehydrated food would have a longer shelf life and you could ship more of them in a smaller space, making production cheaper and reducing the cost for the consumer. These ridiculous over priced 'smart' salt shakers, toaster ovens, and juicers are doomed to being the most useless thing you accidently buy at a thrift store in 10 years. That'll go double when the version of Bluetooth is too old to connect to modern phones and the app has been removed from all the repositories.

>> No.14600274

>>14595146
This what he fuck. Nasty shit. How do people feel ok paying for that?

>> No.14600291

>>14600198
I'm surprised bible thumper Jack would make witch food

>> No.14600298

>>14597607
Gotta be a joke.

>> No.14600307

I wonder if it too has DRM, refusing to cook anything not authorized by the manufacturer, like Juicero did.

>> No.14600310

>>14592714
Easily resolved problem. If they don’t fix this it’s a scam

>> No.14600312

>>14600298
No, just a scam.

As depressing as it is, people who'd pay for it exist. After all, Juicero did sell a non-zero number of their presses.

>> No.14600318

>>14594735
Too bad the IT part was utter crap, scanner refusing to accept valid QR, network connectivity failing to authorize the bags, firmware crashing at the start of operation (after invalidating the QR, so you'd have to toss the unprocessed bag), generally it was a heap of trouble.

>> No.14600321

>>14593086
>not having a vice grip and a wire saw in your kitchen
ngm bro

>> No.14600333 [DELETED] 

>>14593193
the moment when you realize wine bottles come in different sizes

>> No.14600341

>>14594648
>"chop the onion"
>it's clearly sliced

>> No.14600351

>>14600333
You mean, UNAUTHORIZED wine bottles. Trying to use these with the DEVICE is a felony under 17 U.S. Code § 1201 section of DMCA, circumvention of DRM mechanism.

You are only permitted to use this with bottles licensed by the manufacturer of the DEVICE.

>> No.14600360

>>14599652
some neat stuff, made a handful of recipes from his videos.

>> No.14600364

>>14592828
>shitty cut, even shittier grade
>well done

every time

>> No.14600387

>>14593086
>>14593422
for me? it's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZJ7nSdIbwk

>> No.14600397
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>> No.14600413

>>14600397

America was a mistake.

>> No.14600419
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>>14597691
"it's not about the money"
He says while almost drowning in piles of merchandise.

>> No.14600437

>>14600397
physically gagged

>> No.14600497

>>14598149
I want to ____ ___ ______

>> No.14600503

>>14600397

They never show anyone actually eating these gross burger mountains.

>> No.14600515

>>14597607

I thought it was a joke but apparently it is real

http://www.mysmalt.com/

>> No.14600528

>>14595180
Sauce please.

>> No.14600542

>>14600312
I can't imagine a realistic scenario where someone would even be proud to show that thing off.

>> No.14600551

>>14600497
yiff in hell.

>> No.14600555

>>14600542
You definitely overestimate the level of self-awareness of some.

>> No.14600560

>>14592630
Gettin closer to the Back to the Future hydrator thing

>> No.14600664

>>14592716
i would endlessly make fun of the person who had this in their kitchen for as long as i knew them, i wouldn't be able to help myself.

>> No.14600707

>>14600291
you say that like Jack isn't a retard and that modern "Christians" have any convictions at all.

>> No.14600748

>>14600198
I would fuck Jack's daughter

>> No.14600806

>>14600748
Jack's got a daughter?

>> No.14600904

>>14600064

zootopia

>> No.14600917

>>14600198
They really dont seem to wanna pick those up...

>> No.14600930

>>14600806
>>14600748
That's his son's girlfriend.

>> No.14600942
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>>14600397
>>14600437
>>14600503

>> No.14600948

>>14592644
>holds liquids
>can be cleaned easily
>store anywhere
so it's a spoon, but plastic

>> No.14600964

>>14597607
Obvious spyware device is obvious.
Let me guess, it has a mic and a wifi connection. Lemme guess, it's voice activated.
Herp de derp.

>> No.14600977

>>14593107
>foods you need to eat before you die
>they're just normal foods but bigger, or normal foods but from a particular brand, or two foods mixed together

>> No.14601013

>>14595146
>this nigga
pretty cringe

>> No.14601031

>>14600930
cuck

>> No.14601056

>>14593149
He looks unhealthy.

>> No.14601068

>>14597591
If I were in the habit of masturbating while eating.

>> No.14601155

>>14601031
Me? lol why

>> No.14601238

>>14593422

It's the perfect crime! How could they ever find the murder weapon if you can eat it and digest it?

>> No.14601310

>>14592630
imagine needing to scan a barcode to figure out how to cook pop tarts

>>14592644
i don't own it and i've already broken it

>> No.14601702

>>14597633
he didnt need to trace a knife anon. you get that right?

>> No.14602132

>>14600397
The very definition of "sloppa shit"

>> No.14602368

>>14600555
A man can dream...

>> No.14602547

>>14598149
do americans really?

>> No.14603074

>>14594989
Look at how he disdainfully tosses the eggshells into the trash, showing little compassion or respect for them. How he can barely muster up even a single rank of eggs, let alone a fortress. How he has to make up for his lack of eggs by being flanked by several bodyguards, and the way his insecurity from this fact shows in his sweaty, hulking mass and uneasy demeanor. How he his far away from being the surly and stately figure that any respectable Egg King should be. This man is anything but a contender for the title of Surly King of the Egg Fort; to the current holder, he is Humpty Dumpty. He should pray that all of the Egg King's men should even deem him worthy of trying to put back together once he cracks open.

>> No.14603093

>>14600419
id rather have this little fella, than that old dude that drinks the soup with the ladle

>> No.14603109

>>14600419
he just vibin

>> No.14603118

>>14600419
based bird

>> No.14603119

>>14603074
eggpilled poster

>> No.14603120

>>14592630
how many replies does this fucking shit have

>> No.14603128

>>14603120
22 including yours you fucking retard

>> No.14603133

>>14592667
When are we going to have robots that can physically take the pizza out of the freezer, and manually put it in an oven, without you even so much as thinking about it? THAT'S real automation. This is just pretend automation.

>> No.14603136

>>14603128
I'M A FUCKING RETARD
OKAY?

>> No.14603160

>>14592630
bad design
>vs
good design
>>14592644

>> No.14603359

>>14593422
Such beautiful hands...

>> No.14603369

>>14593422
I'm so lost. What's going on?

>> No.14603408

>>14594648
I’m gonna try cooking onions and bacon together, but everything else is a no for me.

>> No.14603416

>>14594648
Yeah no. I don't even like pineapple on pizza. Sweet and savory just don't go together. I'm sure as fuck not gonna eat a blueberry burger.

>> No.14603468

>>14594648
There's a place near me that does a burger with brie cheese, sliced bacon (not chopped what the fuck), and a blueberry ancho sauce. It's good, not too sweet and the slight spice helps balance it out. This looks like aids though.

>> No.14603524

>>14592630
Unironically thinking of buying this. Hate cooking/cleaning and this looks like the closest to actual food you can get for zero effort.

>> No.14603533
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>> No.14603556

>meal service for insanely busy people
i'm not insanely busy, i'm just insanely lazy
but thanks for the unwarranted compliment
i will be sure to buy your product now
flattery gets you everywhere, like the world's demagogues climbing all up in trump's asshole

>> No.14603561

>>14603533
And then we wonder why asians caused covid..

>> No.14603584

>>14603524
You can just buy a regular toaster oven that doesn’t have built in spyware. You of course would have to turn knobs for the desired temperature and such, but it’s a small inconvenience.

>> No.14603591
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>>14603561
and then we wonder why it killed mostly non-asians
there's nothing wrong with exotic food just because you can't get it in a mcdonald's

>> No.14603595

>>14600497
do NOT

>> No.14603597

>>14603584
I'm specifically interested in the meal plan. Weekly delivered meals that you literally just have to pop in the thing. I have the disposable income for it.

>> No.14603640

>>14593116
>best fried pickles
>in NY
LOL

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>>14593250
top tier post
all the replies to the post missed the joke
I rate you highly

>> No.14603786
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>>14597602

>> No.14604120

>>14597607
>powerful mood light
>smalt

>> No.14604156

>>14598430
I'm going to make this, thanks homo.

>> No.14604499

>>14593131
>KANEDAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.14604701

>>14603533
>>14603591
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DONT CALL IT CHINESE VIRUS!!

>> No.14604746

>>14600387
parts of that felt like watching some sort of body horror

>> No.14605048

>>14600497
make some popsicles?

>> No.14605064

>>14603533
What a thrill!

>> No.14605131

>>14593156
I dont get it?

>> No.14605200

>>14603591
>the tentacle creeping out from her nostril

what a world we live in

>> No.14605251

>>14594732
i have never had any problem baking with volume measurements. virtually every baking recipe not listing by weight is written with the spoon and level method in mind, and even if it isn't i have never had any baking disasters as a result. calm down

>> No.14605274

>>14603533
she cute

>> No.14605292

>>14593149
maybe it's the angle but those cakes don't even look particularly domed

>> No.14605299

>>14593250
you're a very good critic anon

>> No.14605328

>>14600528
https://youtu.be/CrmBzMgU8hQ?t=1343

>> No.14605495

>>14603074
but with his fraud and the system of political violence this pretender has built for himself, can he ever get out?

>> No.14605512

>>14592630
Yes, I too hate it when I have to READ the instructions on how to cook my garbage, cancer inducing, processed food and then actually have to press two whole buttons to get that shit going.

>> No.14605781

>>14592828
If only there were Jalapenos then joe rogan would eat this shit up

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>> No.14605816

>>14592630
I will always be baffled at how white people «season» their food. Incredible

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>> No.14606012

>>14605818
Wtf is this

>> No.14606245
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>>14605830
>the future is pretty glorious

>> No.14606332

>>14592716
this actually made me angry

>> No.14606409

>>14601056
dont you dare insult duff, the last white man in baltimore

>> No.14606445

>>14597607
every actor in this video has the fluoride stare

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>> No.14606463
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>>14606447

>> No.14606482

>>14595166
that's a pretty good social ethos

>> No.14606491

>>14594989
this guy makes the original king seem like a true professional

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>> No.14606519

>>14606507
Do americans really have open restaurants at a fucking inner city train station? Imagine all the dust and shit floating around

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>>14606519
Unlike your third world county, our stations are clean and modern.

>> No.14606582
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14606582

I wonder, is this Jack trying to rationalize why nobody is watching his shit videos?

>> No.14606622

>>14606582
No one gives a shit. Off topic bullshit, go somewhere else.

>> No.14606634

>>14593135
Good old chef Mike

>> No.14606655

>>14594648
hamburger too small

>> No.14606664
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>> No.14607062

>>14606447
I don't understand this, who is honestly having that much trouble holding their phone in one hand and a utensil in another? And so when you're done eating you're just going to carry around a dirty fork or spoon with you?

>> No.14607444

>>14606507
look at that nose

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>> No.14607552

>>14606726
Is good omelette really that easy? I've never made an omelette before

>> No.14607617

>>14606664
STOP posting webms that don't tell you what the food is.

>> No.14607639

>>14606519
Clearly you've never been to Grand Central Station. Fucking ignoramus.

>> No.14607640

>>14606664
is that fucking playdoh?

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>>14603074

>> No.14607653

>>14607062
Think of the planet anon

>> No.14607750

>>14594769
Enjoy your isotopes faggot
t. mass spectrometry

>> No.14607984
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14607984

I made some random 120fps webm's when i made my dinner.

Feel free to ignore, im just testing out 120fps video capture and webms

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>>14607984

>> No.14608047
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>>14608033

>> No.14608182

that's not sanitary

>> No.14608205

>>14608182
im not gonna make you eat it

>> No.14608222

>>14607984
>>14608033
>>14608047
that's a real fuckin sloppa my guy

>> No.14608226

>>14608222
Yup, basic bitch white person tacos

Again, I did it mostly to test out 120fps video capture and webMs.

>> No.14608294

>>14594989
he's no king. he's a court jester at best

>> No.14608397

>>14607984
>>14608033
>>14608047
huh, they actually are 120fps webms, i didn't know you could do that.
What camera did you use for that?

>> No.14608467

>>14592716
The sad thing is the thing actually was quality and most of the cost was due to them ensuring they had an innovative from-farm-to-customer model to ensure peak freshness. The scanning was there to ensure if a recall occurred or it had gone out of date that it'd not dispense it/warn you.
They just needed to optimize their model and make the thing cheaper and you'd have genuine reason for it to exist, given the farm to customer model being really nice. But it was just doomed at that price and they didn't do any favors with how they marketed it.

>> No.14608503

>>14608467
You're full of fucking shit. The cost was due to them over engineering the device, and the scanning was to guarantee they could track customer usage and sell the data. Go fuck off with your VC shill garbage.

>> No.14608506

>>14608397
Note 20 Ultra can do FHD120fps video recording without doing slowmo.

>> No.14608514

>>14606536
america is a third world country

>> No.14608517

>>14608503
Anon you know most of their employees were hired to manage the distribution system right, since it was just that complex, thus most the cost went towards their distribution model

>> No.14608539
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14608539

I'm looking for that one webm where the guy is cooking soup and get a spoon of it to taste it for seasoning, decides it needs more salt, and pours some into the pot without getting more for the spoon, so the stuff in the spoon is still as un-seasoned. He repeats tasting and adding salt, getting increasingly frustrated and confused, until he eventually dips the spoon back in for another taste, and which point he promptly dies from a sodium overdose.

>> No.14608557

>>14598458
what a fucking mouth breathing subhuman waste of air god i fucking love jack

>> No.14608583

>>14605830
IoT devices will literally destroy the internet I have no doubt.

>> No.14608632

>>14605131
skinny bitch eats nothing and drinks fuck loads of coffee, fat bitch eats 4k calories a day but said she only eats 3k

>> No.14608648

>>14594989
what the fuck is his shirt made of?

>> No.14608672

>>14605830
i hate the cosmopolitan so goddamn much

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>> No.14608773

>>14600942
>I want a milkshake.
>OK, here's your milkshake.
>I DIDNT MEAN RIGHT NOW!

>> No.14608949

>>14600397
If it was one patty that would be both disgusting and too much. But come on

>> No.14608991
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>>14597125

>> No.14608998

>>14607984
>>14608033
>>14608047
this makes me wish all things were shot in 120fps, so smooth.

>> No.14609019
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>>14597607
>smalt

"Im gonna fucking smalt you to death"

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>>14597889
Imma get me BIG BOY BITE while I Jack it.

>> No.14609189
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>>14601068
Damn, i wish this wasnt a blue board.

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14609196

>>14603369
Do you wish to speak to the king?

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>>14606447

>> No.14609282

>>14606507
So it's a potato.

>> No.14609327

>>14600419
Birds are very important.

>> No.14609567

>>14608717
>insectile "no"
>>14606536
>insectile "yes"

>> No.14609792

>>14600274
extra flavor

cope

>> No.14609881
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14609881

>>14608648
Probably a silk/nylon blend

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>>14608717
Obviously fake

>> No.14610021

>>14609054
This is modern art at it's most psychotic extreme. What is this man?

>> No.14610075

>>14592828
That poor steak

>> No.14610137

>>14594989
Is it wrong for me to hate his shirt... It makes him look sweatier than he already is.

>> No.14610723

>>14595180
I was like 90% sure from the thumb that that webm was from Saló

>> No.14611073

>>14600397
damn this person to hell

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