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>$11 for a burrito

>> No.14592203

>>14592193
>paying $2.40 to add flavorless guacamole

>> No.14592205

>>14592203
>not getting veggie for free guac

>> No.14592227

>>14592205
>sucking my dick

>> No.14592236

>>14592193
had them for the first time in years because it was buy 1 get 1 on doordash

for two $5 meals the bowls werent bad, got tortillas with both. i will say they are skimpy on the queso even though they charge like $2 for it, wouldnt eat at full price.

>> No.14592243

>>14592193
okay?

>> No.14592250
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14592250

>YOU JOOS ARE RIPPING ME OFF!!!1!! TACO BELL GIVES ME SLOPPA FOR $0.99

>> No.14592253

>>14592250
Do you have a link to the updated Reddit/qa/ collection of soyjak edits? I only have the May 2020 edition.

>> No.14592272
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14592272

>Do you have a link to the updated Reddit/qa/ collection of soyjak edits? I only have the May 2020 edition.

>> No.14592275

>>14592236
It's actually a fairly economical food source if you know what to order. A chicken bowl with extra beans and rice has close to 70 grams of protein and about 1,200 calories. Add in a light breakfast and snacks in between and you're actually eating on $10 a day which is really nice considering you're not having to meal prep or cook anything yourself.

https://www.chipotle.com/nutrition-calculator

>> No.14592280

>>14592243
I hope you fall down and hurt yourself

>> No.14592292

>>14592272
Give me the link, faggot. I just dumped a bunch of images off my iPhone and I need more soyjak edits.

>> No.14592319
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14592319

>Give me the link, faggot. I just dumped a bunch of images off my iPhone and I need more soyjak edits.

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>>14592193
It's all slop, every fast food chain is slop.

>> No.14592857

chipotle's quality fell off hard over the course of the 10's. not sure if it was the shitty employees or the chain itself skimping. the norovirus outbreak was just the icing on the cake

>> No.14592986

>>14592193
Just go find a hole in the wall Mexican restaurant or one of the 'berto chains if you want better shit. Baja Fresh is 1000 times better than Chipotle, and I don't have 50% chance of getting E. Coli or food poisoning.

>> No.14593186

i feel like the hire too many angry looking blacks. Granted I i'm in the nyc metro area, but I dont have the oppinion about many places. However with Chipote, whether its in nyc or in nj I feel like whenever I go in there I'm dealing with blacks who are making it painfully obvious they don't want to be there. Not even the one i'm necessarily dealing with to fill the bowl but maybe the guy working the gril will turn around and just stare at me with the dark, lifeless doll eyes or there'll be a black on break at the table closet to the counter facetime with his phone on speaker phone talking shit about the store.

>> No.14593199

>>14592193
damn, the Chipotle I go to is like $9 for the steak burrito. It's even less for chicken and pork.

>> No.14593786

my burrito there is like $9 or $10, but I get double chicken. you pretty much have to nowadays. it makes me pretty damn full and I don't do it often so it's fine with me

>>14592857
I agree, I first went to one in 2009 and it was amazing and the burrito was huge

>> No.14593832

>>14592319
Seriously, the link please.

>> No.14593869

>>14592193
>constantly smells like BO
>food is way too salty
>everyone who works there is a double-digit IQ subhuman
>rude, uppity managers who'll kick you out for the smallest things
yeah, fuck this place

>> No.14593874

>>14593869
If you're getting kicked out of Chipotle for little things then you're definitely too young for this site.

>> No.14593878

>>14593874
fuck off.
the manger at my city's chipotle kicked me and my friends out for no god damn reason. quit defending this tex-mex abortion.

>> No.14593906

>>14592193
10.01C for a double chicken burrito bowl, with a tortilla on the side, and a water cup.

>> No.14593959

>>14592193
Ppl pay $14 for a Big Mac meal but at least the Chipotle burrito is more filling

>> No.14594083

>>14593878
what did you do

>> No.14594196

If you can't get two whole meals out of eleven dollars worth of Chipotle, that's your own fucking stupidity. You don't need chips, you don't need that soda, and the only reason people get guacamole is that it's bright and green but it has no fucking flavor. All the toppings are free besides meat and guac. Just ask for extra everything else until the bowl or tortilla won't close even with two tortillas. Or get a bowl with tortillas on the side for even more fatness.

>> No.14594199

>>14593832
>Asking for links to Reddit.
>Inside one of the very few sites that actively abhors it

>> No.14594202

>>14594196
Literally fucking this. Finessing chipotle is the easiest thing in the world. Get a bowl, get them to fill it up. Get a tortilla on the side. Have your burrito as one meal and if you did it right you still have a massive bowl for later.

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>>14593832
>Seriously, the link please.

I'm not that guy actually I don't have a wojak mega collection and was just bored at work

>> No.14594269

>>14594199
You've clearly never been to /qa/, then.

>> No.14594696

>>14594202
shut up

>> No.14594729

>>14593832
Neck yourself