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Invent an original fruit.

>> No.14590735

Ligma berries.

>> No.14590737
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>>14590730
this is called the "Squoosh"

>> No.14590749

>>14590730
can i put my dick in it

>> No.14590750

banana but black and it has two massive seed pods on the base

>> No.14590758

>>14590737
ayy lmao

>> No.14590917

slightly sweeter grapefruit but you can eat the skin and it grows in northern climes like an apple

>> No.14590941

>>14590917
Maybe the outside like a sweet red or yellow pepper but the inside of a grapefruit. Seems interesting.

>> No.14590948

pomegranate but it's just one big seed

>> No.14590955
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14590955

The Brapple.

It's like apples but tastes like braps

>> No.14590965

>>14590955
Kinky!

>> No.14590971

Kiwi with smooth edible skin.

>> No.14590975

>>14590948
Be careful with that, it'll spurt all over the place.

>> No.14590986

>>14590971
I already eat kiwis with the skin on. It's just a little fuzz, dude. You can eat it.

>> No.14590992

Astrotit, it shoots big spermies and globs of milk to take out satellites.

>> No.14590998

>>14590975
ok you're right it's only slightly bigger than an olive

>> No.14591011

>>14590998
I thought you meant something more volleyball sized.

>> No.14591016

>>14590986
Gives me goosebumps, bro.

>> No.14591018

>>14590730
A melon filled with spiders

>> No.14591050

>>14590730
A berry except it's savory instead of sweet, it's like 1000 pounds, walks on 4 legs, says moo, and farts global warming.

>> No.14591051

>>14591018
Gummi spiders or poisonous pissed off ones like brown recluses or funnel websters?

>> No.14591062

>>14591050
Must be a big bush it grows on.

>> No.14591066

>>14591011
i meant pomegranate sized but it should be smaller

>> No.14591073

sugma melon

>> No.14591080

It's one of those flowers that smells like rotting meat, but it's evolved to grow fruit. The fruit is shaped similarly to a carrot, but smaller, smooth skinned, and is reddish-brown. It tastes like spoiled meat, but is nutritious enough that health nuts force themselves to eat it daily.

>> No.14591105

>>14590730
>do my homework for me

>> No.14591111

>>14590730
Your mom already did.

>> No.14591126

>>14591080
Century plant?

>> No.14591128

An apple but DMT instead of sugar.

>> No.14591138

>>14591128
Let's pull that up

>> No.14591142
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14591142

How about a plant that produces four fried chickens and a coke?

>> No.14591165

>>14591111
Checked and ROFLcoptered

>> No.14591563

OP here. I'm drawing your ideas. Stay tuned.

>> No.14591584 [DELETED] 

Shnigs

>> No.14591593

>>14591563
Jinglepears

>> No.14591597

>>14591111
lol

>> No.14591601

>>14590730
OP is an original fruit

>> No.14591617
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14591617

this is called the Tony Hawk Kickflipberry

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14591624

Cornana

>> No.14591760
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14591760

How did I do, ceekay?

>> No.14591796
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14591796

My favorite of them as a standalone image

>> No.14591801

>>14591796
Imagine the smell of your vinegary shits after eating that.

>> No.14591802

>>14590750
stickers on it say made for white women

>> No.14591807

>>14591796
based. my fridge would be filled by nothing but those

>> No.14591810

>>14590730
A coconut with pickle juice as the liquid and the flesh is like an olive

>> No.14591816

>>14590971
Peach with smooth edible skin

>> No.14591823

>>14591760
heheh

>> No.14591843 [DELETED] 

>>14591801
they actually smell like apples coming out

>> No.14591847

melon sized blueberries that grow on a stalk similar to a sunflower. everyone would have it in their backyards

>> No.14591853

>>14591796
i would feed the cowberry endless brapples and make it my gf

>> No.14591863
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14591863

Durian, but
>100x more intense flavour and aroma
>Shell is so hard it can break concrete
>no seeds

The perfect fruit.

>> No.14591869

Avinecado - Little Avacado that grow on vines in bunches like grapes with edible skin and seeds.

>> No.14591870

>>14591760
kek

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14591882

Tartarmelon. Universally disliked for the taste, but people keep eating it for some inexplicable reason.

>> No.14591889 [DELETED] 

>>14591882
*ottermelon

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>>14591760
Thank you for making my dreams come true.

>> No.14591969

>>14591869
The average BMI of MURICA just increased by 4

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>>14591111
DAYUM SON WHERE'D YA FIND THIS

>> No.14592033

alkaline lemons

>> No.14592311

>>14590971
The skin is already edible, in fact its thr tastiest part

>> No.14592324
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14592324

the definitely not phoned-in continuation

>> No.14592332

>>14592324
cute drawings

>> No.14592380

>>14592324
>Causes scurvy
Nice

>> No.14592486

>>14592324
Kek at the wrecking ball. Nice drawings anon

>> No.14592501
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>>14592324
What did he mean by this

>> No.14592505

Bofa Deez Nutz

>> No.14592585

>>14591111
wow thats a big check from

>> No.14592674

>>14590735
Who's Steve Jobs?

>> No.14592727
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14592727

the switch berry
inedible to humans until fully ripe and smells like honey suckle to attract animals, but seedless after ripening and loses its smell

>> No.14592743

Fruitíe™ by Kanye (french pronunciation)

>> No.14592783

>>14591760
>>14591760
jej

>> No.14592787
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14592787

aka pinemelon

>> No.14592953

It's like a watermelon but the rind is 99% of the mass and the only way to remove it is to peel each layer off one by one, the 1% mass of fruit at the middle tastes like anime girl spit

>> No.14593070

Something that tastes like a mix of strawberries and mango. It has to be the size of a peach, maybe purplish in color. Smooth to the touch, like an unwaxed apple.

>> No.14593120

a fruit that looks exactly like a chicken tendies but so toxic it kills with one bite
Call it "Last One"

>> No.14593390
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14593390

I'll let you imagine what it tastes like

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14593410

>>14593390

>> No.14593431

>>14591760
Can’t wait to put this on reddit later

>> No.14594129

>>14593390
grape flesh

>> No.14594141

>>14591051
Just spiders

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>>14591760
<(you)

>> No.14595565
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>>14590730
Applebee's.
Looks like an apple except the fruit tastes sweet, like honey.
Careful with cutting it though, it's filled with bees.

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>>14591050

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>>14591111
checked and kekd

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>>14591760
put me in the screencap

>> No.14595618

>>14592324
:)

>> No.14595677

>>14590730
That looks like a mix between a red blood cell, and heart valves

>> No.14595723

>>14591760
cool

>> No.14596043

>>14590730
Money tree

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>>14590730
Skrig
Whole thing is that blue color
Grows on red vines
Isnt blue raspberry flavored but does indeed taste blue.

>> No.14597852

>>14590735
HOLY KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

>> No.14597876

>>14593390
dicks

>> No.14597920
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14597920

Blumen. It tastes like if you mixed a lemon with it it would make a lime, so not lemon lime but the thing added to lemon to make the lime flavor like x+lemon=lime in which case x is blumen

>> No.14597928

>>14591111
topjej

>> No.14597956
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14597956

a grape but its jucy with a dense sweet honey like liquid inside which moves on its own but doesnt have a brain so its ok to just pop i in our mouth

>> No.14597965

>>14593390
its soft like a peach but anso crunchy like watermelon, its extremely waery nd flavorless. I has a really nice smell so perfume is made out of it. Some chinks make alcohol out of it, its really good

>> No.14599617

>>14591760
>>14592324
Good stuff anon

>> No.14599728

>>14591760
I'll take some jingleberries.

>> No.14600458

Chinpo in da manko

Tastes like mango

>> No.14600488

>>14591760
At last some quality posting

>> No.14600524

>>14591816
So a nectarine?

>> No.14600531

A cyan berry the size of a kiwi that's launched out of a pod 400 feet into the air and equipped with big leaves that let it glide for miles. I call it the shooting skyberry.

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>>14590971
Canadian kiwi

>> No.14600588

a fruit named Fred and it's like a sweet cactus but all the prickles are on the inside so you eat it carefully.

>> No.14600683

>>14590730
>Invent an original fruit.

Your mother and I already did, son.

>> No.14600818

>>14591801
kys

>> No.14600933

>>14590730
A raspberry the size of a watermelon but if the farmer doesn't pick it at the perfect timing of ripeness the raspberry pulps jump out and explode like juice granades.

>> No.14601044

>>14590737
Good ol Squooshie juice

>> No.14602653

>>14590730
an orange with the peel and inside of a banana