[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/ck/ - Food & Cooking


View post   

File: 46 KB, 1080x317, Screenshot_20200815-163136_Discord.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14574682 No.14574682 [Reply] [Original]

its in the oven boys!!!

>> No.14574684

>>14574682
Holy mother of based

>> No.14574701

>>14574682
Go the fuck outside incel

>> No.14574707

Let us know how it turns out

>> No.14574801

Post receipt

>> No.14574821

I hope you got the Texas BBQ.

>> No.14574832

>>14574682
>its in the oven boys!!!
not the first time I heard that, but that wasn't about pizzas.

>> No.14574864

>>14574682
>people get delivery during corona

wtf

>> No.14574876

If you didn't get 2 medium 2 topping basedzas with chicken and jalapenis on both you are literally gay

>> No.14574881

>>14574682
I'm so fucking excited for you, OP. This is going to be great.

>> No.14574887

>>14574682
>still eating chain pizza when you could be supporting a local business
Imagine.

>> No.14574890

>>14574682
Yeah this is easily the best thread on ANY image board right now.

>> No.14574893

>>14574887
>local business doesn't tell you when it's in the OVEN BOYSSS!!!!

>> No.14574894

monitoring

>> No.14574897

One thing I like about COVID is that now every delivery place puts some sticker over their boxes so you know your food hasn't been fucked with.

>> No.14574899

>>14574864
>prepnigger has subsisted off beans n rice for the past 5 months

>> No.14574904

>>14574893
Fucking lol’d

>> No.14574905

>>14574897
I hope this continues indefinitely

>> No.14574906

>>14574864

Delivery is literally the reason many restaurants are still in business.

>> No.14574907

>>14574893
kek

>> No.14574918
File: 81 KB, 596x397, 474EFAA6-465C-464F-8B68-9B3CBF173166.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14574918

>>14574682
You have a 3:5 chance of being raped by your domnos delivery expert. Keep us posted.

>> No.14574935

>>14574899
nah i go to the store and stuff but i wouldn't trust someone else to prepare food for me, especially a wagie with an axe to grind
>>14574906
so what

>> No.14574947

>>14574935
>so what

chicken butt

>> No.14575103
File: 25 KB, 480x360, 12512.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14575103

>>14574947
>chicken butt

>> No.14575121
File: 872 KB, 1836x3264, papa johns.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14575121

meh, papa johns is better

>> No.14575128
File: 33 KB, 348x383, 15927860624350.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14575128

>>14574947

>> No.14575136

After seeing all those videos from wagies making Dominos pizza, I now understand why their toppings are barely on the pizza/not out to the edges. I seriously do not understand why they feel the need to grab a handful, only for half of it to fall down the little grate system they have, like in pic related >>14574918. When I used to work at a mom and pop place in my teens, we would actually weigh out the toppings on a scale and evenly distribute it. Their pizza was also only like 5 dollars more than the local pizza hut near us, but easily a half pound more in toppings.

>> No.14575141

>>14575121
Her nudes are great

>> No.14575170

>>14575121
Papa Johns are only better when the stores actually care about the quality of the food.
Also https://www.manyakan.com/papa-john-girl-nude-sex-complete/
All women are whores.

>> No.14575235

>>14574864
>falling for the corona meme
Delivery is contactless anyway retard. Driver leaves the pizza on the porch and runs away.

>> No.14575246

>>14574682

It has been 2 hours, anon. How was the pizza?

>> No.14575254

>>14574864
How are you still scared of Captain Trips? We've all had a good chance to see how bad it isn't. The only reason governments are still talking about it is that the global population would riot if they admitted to overreacting.

>> No.14575309

>>14575246
he's in a coma right now. He got the update that Jasmine was "on her way with your order!" and fainted down the stairs.

>> No.14575323

>>14575235
>falling for the corona meme
>>14575254
of what?

>> No.14575351

>>14575323
The corona certainly did a number on your brain cells, apparently.

>> No.14575364

>>14575254
>global population would riot if they admitted to overreacting.

LMAO
MAO
AO
O

>> No.14575419
File: 39 KB, 550x503, 1563984104169.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14575419

>>14575246
He forgot to sanitize his hands after handling the cardboard and died of Kung Flu.

>> No.14575422

>>14575351
So did gayness with you.

>> No.14575425

>>14574682
What was the name of the preparer? Do they not show that anymore?

>> No.14575426

We're waiting for the gender reveal OP

>> No.14575444

>>14575422
Epic cumback, my dude!

>> No.14575449

>>14574682
>Android 10 notification
RARE. You only see screenshots of IOS notifications on the internet.

>> No.14575453

>>14575444
Thanks for recognizing my outstanding wit and humor shitbrain.

>> No.14575458

Mfw ordered Indian on Uber eats for first time yesterday and they didn’t it the seekh kebabs in. What the FUCK. Literally one job how do you fuck that up.

>> No.14575463

>>14574682
If its not a jew in the oven then i don't need it.

>> No.14575485

>>14575453
And you as well, buckaroo. You and I, we're not so different after all. Brothers from another mother, as they say.

>> No.14575549

>>14574682
I'm worried for OP's pizza now.

>> No.14575607

>>14575351
I don't have it and never caught it though

>> No.14575615

>>14575607
God I'm praying you do

>> No.14575647

>>14575615
Not him, but I really want to catch it. You should too. In ten years it's going to be pretty sad to not have a story to tell the kids. Like men who lived through WWII but never served.

>> No.14575653

>>14575615
>I hope you catch the flu
how devilish of you.

>> No.14575687

>>14575647
Saturday night on 4channel, I'm sure kids really aren't in your future.

>> No.14575702

>>14574682
Please get thin crust anon.
The regular garlic kind is awful.

>> No.14575714

>>14575687
kek gotem
>god i'm so lonely

>> No.14575731

>>14574832
Ayyyylmao

>> No.14576063

>>14575615
I wear a mask and tell black people and mexicans to get away from me

>> No.14576252

>>14575246
Told yah 3:5 chance of being raped by the domnos delivery expert. He was raped, and is gurgling on blood and semen at this point claiming to life and the delivery expert walked off with the zah too.

>> No.14576447

>>14574864
what corona?
you one of those sheep that listen to the media?

>> No.14576454 [DELETED] 
File: 41 KB, 594x582, 1597554197139.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14576454

>>14574887
>SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL MOM N' PAP BUSINESSES THEY STRUGGLE DURING THESE TRYING TIMES

>> No.14576465

>>14575364
You think all those people who lost their jobs and property are just going to sit down and laugh if it were ever confirmed that all this economic hardship was for nothing? Safer to keep telling the lie for a believable length of time until you can say "everything's better now, good job guys!"

>> No.14576470

>>14575364
he's literally 100% correct. the hype ruined a lot of lives, not talking about the "people that died of corona", but businesses and people speaking out against the hysteria

>> No.14576508 [DELETED] 
File: 41 KB, 594x582, 1597555029640.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14576508

>>14574887
>SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL MOM N' PAP BUSINESSES THEY ARE STRUGGLING IN THESE TRYING TIMES

>> No.14576524
File: 41 KB, 594x582, did i strike a nerve janny.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14576524

>>14574887
>SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL MOM N' PAP BUSINESSES THEY ARE STRUGGLING IN THESE TRYING TIMES

>> No.14576535

>>14574897
I really like how contactless has become the new standard, I hate meddling with delivery boy. I just want to pick up my food while wearing my underwear and go back to watching anime.

>> No.14576545

>>14574893
Fuckin based

>> No.14576562

>>14574864
It's fine just Clorox the bag

>> No.14576567

>>14576535
do you know what someones hole feels like?

>> No.14576576

>>14576535
I like it but the fees are getting ridiculous. I'll put on pants to keep $20 from the corporate jew

>> No.14576586

>>14576567
Ew.

>> No.14576615
File: 101 KB, 396x385, 1538368979088.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14576615

>>14576586
>Ew.

>> No.14576637

>>14574864
Do you honestly believe the government would allow foodservice of any kind to remain open if coronavirus was real, and half as bad if they make it out to be? It’s a scare tactic to keep you quiet while they install a 5G antenna in your yard, then give you a microchipped “vaccine”

>> No.14576671

>>14574682
If you order under the name "Anne Frank", and then you go to the store, you'll see on the little monitor "Anne Frank - In oven."

>> No.14576742

>>14576535
Yeah I feel like things like this and the sticker are something they'll keep post-pandemic. And the plexi glass they keep everywhere now will probably stay too.

>> No.14577864

>>14574864
>a virus with a death rate in people less than 70 with less than 0.04%
dumbass.

>> No.14577871

>>14575170
>>14575141
why did this innocent pizza girl have her nudes leaked?

>> No.14577876

>>14575647
I've actively been trying to catch corona virus. I think I've had it 3 times now. its incredibly mild if its real
I'm young and healthy. tried to catch it by hanging out in groups of 10+ and sharing pipes and bongs with strangers

>> No.14577880

>>14576637
Retard Alert.

>> No.14578175

>>14577880
you’re unworthy of living you stupid mother fucker. the virus is fake and you’re a faggot

>> No.14578187

>>14577864
thank you for speaking truth. it baffles me how many anons have fallen for this blatant scam

>> No.14578229

>sunday hangover
>order dominoes
>pay with paypal as I always do
>order arrives
>16 year old pizza boy asks for payment, says on the docket I haven't paid
>tell him that i paypal'd
>wants me to ring up store and talk to his manager
>tell him it's your problem not mine, call the boss yourself and square this shit out
>apologizes after his phone call and leaves

2nd time these cunts fucked with me, a few months back the idiot forgot my fucking pepsi

>> No.14578247

>>14578229
>I want to not speak to the manager
Nerak?

>> No.14578253

>>14578247
what?

>> No.14578376

>>14577876
you haven't been catching corona you're attacking your body with random germs you retard

>> No.14579594

stop it with the antisemetic jokes

>> No.14579615

>>14578187

I think it is a scam but I fucking love it. I get to work from home, which means I don't have to go to work and act like I am doing something for 8 hours. I've been working from home for like 5 months now and I probably only did about a weeks worth of work total. I hope this lasts forever.

>> No.14580829

>>14574947
holy shit hahaha should I tell this joke to my friends? It might be too offensive hahaha

>> No.14582194

Is it legal to tip the 16 year old pizza delivery boys with my tip? Asking for a friend.

>> No.14582208
File: 23 KB, 191x178, 20200816_222642.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14582208

>>14577871
Fucking Sam Hyde. He cant keep getting away with it

>> No.14582910

>>14579615
google and many other companies are working from home till next year's summer. 40 hours a week working is retarded in this day and age anyway so hopefully companies will realize that and decrease working hours.

>> No.14583049

>>14574887
>pay 3x the price for a pizza that doesn't taste 3x better
>support local businesses

??????????????????????

>> No.14583147

>>14578247
>Store tries to fleece anon
>Karen

Are you retarded?

>> No.14583341

>>14575235
and the nigger packing it?

>> No.14583382
File: 148 KB, 540x777, 1597244721641.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14583382

>>14574682
The Jews were never gassed in death camps. Allied bombing destroyed supply lines and many of them starved to death or got typhus.

What kind of history needs laws to prevent questioning it? It was impossible to cremated even 1 million remains that fast. Don't be such a naive person, please.

>> No.14584075

>>14579594
You're right, Jews are a cut above the rest.