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14565658 No.14565658 [Reply] [Original]

How would you go about changing McDonald's entire menu to be vegan from now on?

>> No.14565667

roach burgers

>> No.14565705

I would start by savagely murdering people like the person in the OP image and start serving burgers made out of their flesh which is technically vegan in the same vague sense as human breast milk is.

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>> No.14565724

Replace Patty's and chicken etc with vegan ones. The same with cheese slices and bacon. Remove egg powder from dips and use vegan emulsifier. Oat based ice creams and oat shakes. Remove egg from breakfast items.

>> No.14565726

For me, it's the McBeyondChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McBeyondChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McBeyondChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's (now entirely cruelty free!) worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's (now cruelty free!) restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with soy milk instead of soy cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McBeyondChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

>> No.14565743

But how would you make it vegan? ;)

>> No.14565759

Got a new computer. Thanks for reminding me I need to filter vegan.

>> No.14565765

lol. fricking epic dude

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>another vegan thread

>> No.14566910

Thank God TikTok is dead

>> No.14566927

No it isn't. If you think that, you're not very good at thinking.

>> No.14566934

99% of the shitposters on /ck/ aren't American.

>> No.14567004

I'd replace everything on the menu with popplers and then I'd rename the restaurant to Fishy Joe's

>> No.14567050

No offense but some sauces are already vegan like ketch up. You exaggerated for nothing

>> No.14567072

Going to McD's looking for "healthy vegan" options is like going to a whore house and looking for a nun. It just doesn't work that way.

>> No.14567077

Abduct vegans and use them instead of rats for the meat.

>> No.14567083

Never gonna happen. To be vegan is to make a moral choice, most people only care for them selves and their petty needs. That is: Feeeed me, feed me meat.

>> No.14567106

Vegans are nonces

>> No.14567210

Bring back the onion nuggets.

>> No.14567773

I would be a fucking adult and understand that not every person in existence needs to cater to my whims and beliefs.

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