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Thoughts on my homemade dinner?

>> No.14541973

wow looks great! enjoy :)

>> No.14541977

for some reason reminds me of the food in mental hospitals

(been a few times, not recently)

>> No.14541989

>>14541971
Looks like fucking garbage how many people are you feeding??

>> No.14541991

>>14541977
Did you ever get molested in there? Always thought it would be a fun job to work there....with added side benefits

>> No.14542003

>>14541971
all that is missing is some hotdogs

>> No.14542004

>>14541977
>>14541977
that mystery meat certainly does. i was in a sort of rehab place after i tried to drink myself to death the 2nd time. would chain smoke with this cute psycho girl, we'd talk about music. this one literal retard rolled us hundreds of cigs, it was his favorite thing in the world to do. wake up every morning, first thing you hear is the cig roller guy going to town.

>> No.14542007

>>14541991
No but I had a black woman try to attack me while hallucinating or something I guess. She said I raped her (I didn't know her) and tried to come for me physically and she was restrained and sedated. When she left she was taken by like federal marshals or something like that because she was military and her having been on drugs violated her service terms so she was gonna face military tribunal or something.

Also a black schizo woman who legally changed her name to Jesudaughter Appleseed and was very into Jehovas witness religion which is ironic because they shun (disfellowship) u if ur gay or insane or a variety of things.

>> No.14542022

>>14542004
did your rehab have a pool?

>smoke with girl

some rehabs have sex segregated smoking areas and eating and stuff like that

>> No.14542032

>>14542022
nah we didnt have a pool. we had segregated sleeping areas and living areas but there was a sort of patio where you could go smoke and intermingle. honestly it wasn't a bad life but i hated the people there.

>> No.14542039

>>14541971
LLASS

>> No.14543429

>>14541971
Frozen meat patties, plastic cheese .Dollar store steak with frozen fries. Your life sucks.

>> No.14543458

>>14543429
so 7/10?

>> No.14543459

>>14542004
Fucking based roller retard

>> No.14543506

Looks kinda brown, could really use some veggies.

>> No.14544045

>>14541971
I bet you're fat as fuck. That's like 2-3 meals.

How come one of the burgers is upsidedown?

>> No.14544064
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>>14544045
>that's like 2-3 meals

>> No.14544067

>>14544064
Do Americans really eat 3 burgers, an overcooked steak, and chips as a snack?

>> No.14544078

>>14544067
We are well fed.

>> No.14544082

>>14544067
No, that's a meal. A snack would be a single burger and half of a steak.

>> No.14544092
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>>14544078
Nah. You're just greedy fat fucks.

Fat people often have a warped sense of what constitutes a large portion. Two burgers alone is plenty, especially with that much cheese. Good luck having a stroke in your 30s.

>> No.14544108

>>14544045
>How come one of the burgers is upsidedown?
>He doesn't turn one of his burgers over for good luck...
ISHYGDDT

>> No.14544117

>>14544092
>1100-1300 calories
>large portion
>plenty
pretend i posted that gigachad edit where he's emaciated and has no chin

>> No.14544118
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>>14541971
> dinner
> timestamp says 1:45 pm

>> No.14544120

>>14544067
>chips as a snack
>chips
When will you fuckers learn, THEY'RE CALLED FRIES.

>> No.14544125

>>14544117
Dude that's like 1.6 - 2k calories. You really eat that 3 times a day?

>> No.14544133

>>14544125
>2 modestly sized burgers is 1600-2000 calories
i thought you were supposed to be better at math than us

>> No.14544139

>>14544133
A monster thickburger meal from Hardees is like 1400 calories. OP's meal is bigger than that.

>> No.14544151

>>14544117
You're only supposed to eat 2000 a day.

I don't expect everyone to give a shit about their health but at least have the self-awareness to own it and accept that you're a greedy fat ass who will be effectively senile by their 40s and dead by their 60s.

>> No.14544155

i'm gonna type this as sober as possible..

>> No.14544167

>>14544155
You did fine anon can’t be too shitfaced

>> No.14544188

>>14544139
For reference a Quarter Pounder w/ Cheese is 510 calories. 2 burgers on their own is by no means a hefty meal. If you count the beer and fries then maybe.
>>14544151
No, you're supposed to eat 2000 kcal a day if you're literally completely sedentary, of average or shorter height, and have never picked up anything heavier than 50 pounds in your life. 2400-2600 is par for a grown man that walks around every other day and nothing else. If you actually exercise proper you can maintain a healthy weight while eating 3300ish.
Nobody is forced to eat 3 times a day, and nobody is forced to eat meals of identical size. If you ate everything in the OP and then a single smaller meal later, there's nothing wrong with that.

>> No.14544198

>>14544188
Can you fucking count? There are three burgers there not two. Each one of them are around 400 calories and then you have a fucking steak and fries. We're looking at at least 1600 calories assuming OP didn't drink a soda or some other shit with it. Stop being a fat fuck.

>> No.14544199

>>14541977
Why were you in mental hospital? I might be sent by court for assault. Is it bad?

>> No.14544213

>>14544198
>400
Probably more like 600.

>> No.14544226

>>14544213
I agree, and >>14544188's post sounds like a gigantic cope. I was low balling my estimate, to be honest. Unless someone does a ridiculous amount of physical labor or is a body builder, eating 2 or even 3 meals like that in a single day is pretty crazy. OP must be Randy Santel or some other competitive eater.

>> No.14544233

>>14544198
Your claim was that just 2 of those burgers was a large portion. That is false.
The meal in the OP is likely 2200-2500 calories, discounting the beer. That too is not a lot, assuming you didn't have a full sized lunch and dinner. Skip breakfast, eat a small (500-700 calorie) lunch, exercise an hour, and you're in the clear for a smorgasbord of burger.

>> No.14544238

>>14544233
>Your claim was that just 2 of those burgers was a large portion. That is false.
I'm not that anon you fucking retard. I was just criticizing OP's meal in general. However, even two of those burgers with an entire steak and fries and possibly a drink is still laugh worthy.

>> No.14544242

>>14544226
Even 600 is a low balling. They look like half pounders. It could potentially be as high as 800.

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>>14544226
>>14544242
Forgot this

>> No.14544250

>>14544238
It is a lot of food, but humans are quite literally designed to gorge whenever possible. Eating it in one sitting isn't unthinkable if you're hungry. If the original claim were "that's like 2 meals" rather than "that's like 2-3 meals", I'd be inclined to agree and would have let this matter slide.
The food in OP's pic is not 3 meals by any stretch of the imagination.

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>>14541977
I got put in the bughouse for four months & the food was fucking amazing, was one of the few redeeming qualities of the place. the nursing-staff & some of my copatients were smoking hot, too. 10/10 would recommend

>> No.14544268

>>14544245
I just looked up the Hardee's monster thickburger and the fucking thing itself is 1300 calories without the fries and drink so I was wrong. OP's meal is pretty fucking large lmfao.

>> No.14544276

>>14544268
>2 patty burger fried in 16 different types of fat with bacon, double cheese, and double mayo is high calorie
>so now every other burger in existence regardless of size toppings or preparation methods is just as bad
okay

>> No.14544287

>>14544276
OP's burgers are decent sized dude and there are three of them with a fistful of fries and a steak. The guy is basically slamming an entire day's worth of calories in one meal. Even if he worked a godawful amount of physical labor, two of those meals would be more than enough. I'd know because I used to work in construction hauling 70 pounds of cement bags all day.

>> No.14544288

>>14544276
No wonder obese people exist. They're fucking delusional

>> No.14544300

>paper plates
>cold buns
>plastic cheese
>burger meat looks too perfectly flat and round, probably premade frozen patties
>frozen crinkle cut fries, undercooked
>barely griller steak
>corona light
>all these condiments

>> No.14544299

>>14544287
Not to mention all that cheese

>> No.14544309

>>14544299
I think I can see bacon

>> No.14544317

>>14544287
If OP's burgers are a third of a pound, which they look like to me, and aren't overloaded with mayo, 650-700 is safe estimate.
>>14544288
Are you intentionally being facetious just to prolong this conversation? Was there something wrong with my assessment? I've been meticulously keeping track of calories, weighing my food, and accounting for raw weight vs cooked weight for years. I've got a decent enough idea of how much energy is in food just by looking at it. I may be off by a bit, but that's mainly due to the patty weight and sauces being an unknown.

>> No.14544323

>>14544120
Piss off Americunt,as an outsider to both British English is way superior

>> No.14544340

>>14544317
>If OP's burgers are a third of a pound, which they look like to me, and aren't overloaded with mayo, 650-700 is safe estimate.
For all three burgers? Dude, that's insane. Are you accounting for the buns which are nearly 200 calories on their own? Again, as a low ball estimate 400 calories per burger is generous.

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>>14544340

>> No.14544363

>>14544349
Holy based

>> No.14544371

>>14544317
There's only one way to settle this. OP should post a picture of their belly with the table cloth and one of those paper plates visible (for verification purposes) to prove he's not built like Jabba the Hutt. Until then I will harshly judge him for his gluttony and denial.

>> No.14544409

>>14541971
post body

>> No.14544513
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14544513

America!!!
Fuck you!!!

>> No.14544528

>>14541971
Lotta food for a hired gun

>> No.14546484

A

>> No.14546516

>>14541977
based /tv/ mod

>> No.14546542

>>14544045
looks like they used two top buns on the left one so I assume the other is two bottom buns.

>> No.14546916

>>14541971
seems alright , i dont like the look of the buns tho.
I hope you enjoy it OP.