/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.14540535]

Why do restaurants only serve breakfast during certain times? It's the same damn oven.

[Anonymous No.14540551]

>>14540535
But what about Saturday?

[Anonymous No.14540555]

>>14540551
They probably have a brunch menu, but Mr. Stroke is too picky to eat off it.

[Anonymous No.14540556]

more like jackin' on the go

[Anonymous No.14540560]

Imagining him picking up and posing his dead arm like a figurine to take this photo has me in stitches.

[Anonymous No.14540564]

>>14540556
I don't know what's worse: your joke or the fact that I chuckled.

[Anonymous No.14540568]

>>14540535
I thought this dude always makes a big deal about how Christian he is. I guess you can go to church and then get breakfast although unless you have a particularly early service it's more like brunch time by then.

[Anonymous No.14540747]

>>14540535
He had to really put in effort to pose for this picture and make that gay face

[Anonymous No.14540754]

wait bros, shouldn't Jack be wearing a mask??
OH NO HE'S NOT WEARING A MASK

[Anonymous No.14540762]

>>14540535
Nobody answer the question because OP had to post Jack

[Anonymous No.14540792]

>>14540535
Chickens only lay eggs in the morning jackass

[Anonymous No.14541028]

>>14540747
>>14540535
he looks like a creek-dwelling amphibian of some sort

[Anonymous No.14541328]

>>14540535
Based Ja/ck/ poster.

[Anonymous No.14541406]

>>14540535
They do it to try to simplify their operations, but who knows what difference it makes. If that faggot is actually in las vegas, man this city is fucking horrible and filled with scumbags. It shouldn't even exist because it's a desert valley with nothing of worth.

[Anonymous No.14541414]

[Anonymous No.14541426]

I lost all my ja/ck/ images

[Anonymous No.14541448]

>>14541426
You got jacked by a mugger?

[Anonymous No.14541467]

>>14540754
Jack is a big anti-masker

[Anonymous No.14541490]

>>14541467
I mean, why should he believe in germs? Look at how undercooked his food is!

[Anonymous No.14541501]

>>14541328
Whoever made this is unrelentingly based. Please give my compliments to the chef.

[Anonymous No.14541525]

>>14541467
which is funny since he plugs his own masks before a bunch of his videos now

[Anonymous No.14541530]

>>14541467
He thinks the flu is deadlier than covid

[Anonymous No.14541531]

>>14541501
Here’s the pre-alpha version for you anon

[Anonymous No.14541540]

>>14541530
His pastor also decapitated a woman when he was 18 and served 8 years for it

[Anonymous No.14541557]

>>14541531
Thank you. I think Jack threads are the best on the board.

[Anonymous No.14541560]

>>14541530
Does he not realize he'd be a dead man if he was to get covid?

[Anonymous No.14541567]

>>14541560
but jesus is his facemask anon

[Anonymous No.14541570]

>>14540535
Restaurant near me serves breakfast till midnight, pretty dope

[Anonymous No.14541572]

>>14541557
>Jesus is my facemask
Why the fuck are Americans like this?

[Anonymous No.14541574]

>>14541501
Twas me. Weirdly enough I got banned after doing it so I'm browsing on data now.

>>14541531
When I did that I had no clue how Garrett looked so I just did a generic base off Jack Jr. After seeing how he looks I'm pretty sure Jack Jr. isn't actually Jack's.

[Anonymous No.14541606]

>>14541574
Nah, Jr is Jack's kid for sure. He's got those glorious scalfani genes

[Anonymous No.14541710]

I miss his kitschy enthusiasm and camp.
https://youtu.be/6owu8Mow0_g

[Anonymous No.14541718]

>>14541606
Thanks. Wanna watch me play madden?

[Anonymous No.14541734]

[Anonymous No.14541744]

[Anonymous No.14541777]

>>14541744
I forgot that shirt. I wonder if he'll ever acknowledge that shutting down likes/dislikes and closing comments killed his channel.

[Anonymous No.14541875]

>>14541777
Anything to keep from reading comments about keto and how he's killing himself with his diet

[Anonymous No.14541879]

Is Ja/ck/ REALLY the hardcore Christian he says he is? Because it seems like he's just putting on an act

[Anonymous No.14541902]

>>14541879
Christian Americans are stupid for many reasons

[Anonymous No.14541909]

>>14541879
We can only take his word for it but since he left California to escape gay equality and humanization and doesn't fear death while waddling headlong towards it I think it's a safe bet that he's a True Believer.

[Anonymous No.14541912]

>>14540535
this can't be recent, right? he can't even move his one arm anymore

[Anonymous No.14541925]

>>14541777

Check’d. He blocked me on insta.

[Anonymous No.14541933]

>>14541912
Its from today

[Anonymous No.14541934]

>>14541777
one of his newer videos has likes/dislikes/comments enabled

[Anonymous No.14541953]

>>14541934
>if people want to say nice things they can email me or use Facebook Twitter, YouTube comments are done
If anything his comment section was way too positive for how inept and gay he is

[Anonymous No.14541955]

>>14541560
he's survived salmonella thousands of times, I don't think covid has a chance

[Anonymous No.14541966]

people watch him to feel better about their bad cooking

[Anonymous No.14541987]

>>14541934
He forgets to disable them on his live chats sometimes. Too bad he blocked me from commenting years ago

[Anonymous No.14542058]

His sauce is better than Sweet Baby Ray's. A low bar, but he clears it.

[Anonymous No.14542240]

>>14541557
How can Jesus be his facemask? Is Jesus also his seat belt?

[Anonymous No.14542347]

>>14542058
Fuck off Jack

[Anonymous No.14542460]

>>14541912
He just poses it with the other arm like a prop

[Anonymous No.14542473]

>>14542240
Jesus is my city

[Anonymous No.14542606]

>>14542473
Jesus is my right arm

[Anonymous No.14542751]

>>14540560
Take muh strong hand child

[Anonymous No.14542763]

>>14540535
I went to a place where they served typical American diner breakfast food in the day time and became a Thai restaurant for dinner. They had good sweet potato pancakes.

[Anonymous No.14542765]

>>14541734
Is Jack wearing cum goggles in this?.

[Anonymous No.14542815]

>>14542765
kek

[Anonymous No.14542826]

>>14541567
>>14541572
>>14542240
>>14542473
>>14542606

Jesus is not a good imaginary friend

[Anonymous No.14542828]

>>14541540
If everybody decapitated one woman each the world would be a better place.

[Anonymous No.14542835]

>>14540568
That was my first thought as well. And if he's out reviewing this place I assume it's not just around the corner for him. I think Jack skipped church to eat greasy food in front of a camera.

[Anonymous No.14542836]

>>14541572
It's a shitty social trait here in the land of mutts. You're either christian, or a prideful faggot.

[Anonymous No.14542845]

>>14542240
Jesus is his post-stroke recuperative exercises, so maybe.

[Anonymous No.14542853]

>>14542835
Nah they go out afterwards.
The ironic thing is chic fil a gets so much credit from bible thumpers for not operating on Sunday, but a real decent chunk of them eat out afterwards anyway as part of the ritual/ socializing.

[Anonymous No.14542922]

>>14541557
>Jesus is my ventilator
>Jesus is my insulin

[Anonymous No.14543113]

>>14540535
For someone who knows he's a meme, he sure posts a lot of cringe-worthy content

[Anonymous No.14543131]

>>14541467
>literal member of high risk group
>anti masker
I mean nobody should be surprised but as always, the ride never ends with this idiot

[Anonymous No.14543133]

>>14540556
https://www.youtube.com/jakatak69
>jakatak69
>he swears the name is just a coincidence and doesn't have a lewd meaning

[Anonymous No.14543146]

>>14543113
I've never heard this point before in regards to Jack but it is very true.

[Anonymous No.14543150]

>>14541560
No
He lives in Tennessee where the whole concept of science is politicized. So people are free to believe what they prefer to be true. It is no coincidence that hotspots moved from cosmopolitan blue areas full of immigrants and travelers like NYC SF and C@L to Republican held state governments like Texas

[Anonymous No.14543154]

>>14541777
people were just being big meanies for no reason!

[Anonymous No.14543156]

>>14543146
There's no way he doesn't know about these threads and kiwifarms, yet he still posts shit like this

[Anonymous No.14543161]

>>14540535
It' s almost like ... the people in america ... have the freedom ... to do ... whatever the fuck ... they want.

[Anonymous No.14543163]

>>14541879
That honestly depends on what you mean. If you mean "is Jack the typical 85 IQ American Christian living in the south who is a major bigot and doesn't follow the teachings of Jesus unless it suits him" then yes absolutely but by a theological perspective he is a terrible Christian

[Anonymous No.14543165]

Based comfy jack thread

[Anonymous No.14543168]

>>14542828
>less pussy to go around
because that's working out so great in the middle east

[Anonymous No.14543170]

There's no image that sums up America better than this

[Anonymous No.14543169]

>>14543161
they don't but ok anon

[Anonymous No.14543175]

>>14540535
Why didn't he check the menu before he went?

[Anonymous No.14543177]

What does it mean?

[Anonymous No.14543179]

>>14543177
>full service
oh snap Tammy bros, we might just make it to the promised land

[Anonymous No.14543183]

>>14543165
he's a fat retard and she's a hideous goblina.
They are made for each other.

[Anonymous No.14543185]

>>14543183
I'd still let her sit on my face

[Anonymous No.14543189]

>>14543185

[Anonymous No.14543192]

>>14543161
Everybody in the world has the freedom to do what they want. Consequences? Well, that's the world's business.

[Anonymous No.14543193]

>>14543183
Easy to say online like a bitch but not to my face huh?

[Anonymous No.14543207]

>>14543177
That ad is horrible to the point that it looks like a parody

[Anonymous No.14543211]

>>14541909
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asceticism#Christianity
This explains his cooking.

[Anonymous No.14543212]

>>14543207
I assume Jack made it for her.
He has many talents. A person of all trades, if you will.

[Anonymous No.14543224]

>>14543212
Could he not pick a better picture of her? He's got plenty of time since she is jobless just take a straight-on portrait where she is actually centered with decent lighting.

[Anonymous No.14543230]

>>14541879
Jesus blessed him with one working appendage

[Anonymous No.14543249]

All hail King Ja/ck/

[Anonymous No.14543251]

[Anonymous No.14543498]

[Anonymous No.14543629]

>>14541560
The cure for covid is probably living in Jack’s gut

[Anonymous No.14543648]

>>14543150
Texas was never not a hotspot. They refused to close down as soon as everyone else, and were eager to open back up

[Anonymous No.14543672]

[Anonymous No.14543775]

[Anonymous No.14543790]

>>14541414
Did he never cut his own steak or is that a dead stroke arm joke?

[Anonymous No.14543829]

>>14540535
It's an entirely different menu that has a whole different prep schedule and utilizes space on the line that is swapped out for the dinner/lunch menu later on. Keeping it all in one place is inefficient, crowded, and confusing, and lowers overall service and food quality.

[Anonymous No.14543909]

>>14541467
wow, didn't know Jack was actually based and intelligent

[Anonymous No.14543913]

>>14542815
>soyjack

[Anonymous No.14544784]

>>14543672
Kek post the original

[Anonymous No.14544970]

>>14541467
it's why Tammy was fired

[Anonymous No.14544987]

>>14541426

[Anonymous No.14545008]

>>14543775
I wasn't going to reply but I've been thinking about this picture all morning and I let out a sperg laugh right in the middle of my conference call just now. It's killing me.

[Anonymous No.14545043]

>>14541467
he's not an anti-masker, he's covid cool. if you're uncomfortable being out in public without a mask it's perfectly okay for you to wear it around him and he will not give you trouble for it. he is comfortable enough without a mask so he doesn't need to wear one

[Anonymous No.14545049]

>>14541530
the flu is deadlier than covid. covid would be a nothingburger if we had a vaccine. we have a vaccine for the flu.

[Anonymous No.14545072]

>>14545049
Not true.

[Anonymous No.14545098]

>>14545072
the flu will still be deadlier long after we have covid under control

[Anonymous No.14545108]

>>14543648
so do you need to have the second most cases to be considered a hotspot then?

[Anonymous No.14545136]

>>14545098
How would you know

[Anonymous No.14545146]

>>14540535
Different grill temps dipshit.

[Anonymous No.14545152]

>>14545136
the death toll from the flu would be much higher if we didn't have vaccines

[Anonymous No.14545165]

>>14545152
>it's just the flu bro
Can't believe we're in august and you morons are still running with this.

[Anonymous No.14545176]

>>14542853
See Christfags are retards because they think that the whole world should be Christians and that no one should work on Sunday so they can all worship and get together, but then they patronize restaurants en masse and make a whole bunch of extra work for the employees they claim deserve the day off.

[Anonymous No.14545189]

>>14543183
Tammy a cute

[Anonymous No.14545216]

>>14541028
>creek-dwelling amphibian
ok that was fucking hilarious, thank you

[Anonymous No.14545226]

>>14545049
Covid has already killed more people than the flu does yearly in half that time, faggot

[Anonymous No.14545228]

>>14540535
there's this one diner near me that serves breakfast all day, always nice to go there for some bacon and eggs

[Anonymous No.14545246]

>>14541028
>>14545216
He's slowly regressing into a tadpole, look at his atrophied stroked-out arm, pretty sure the beetus will claim his legs soon too.

[Anonymous No.14545290]

>>14545246
Imagine trying to cremate this bloatpig

[Anonymous No.14545305]

>>14545290
His body should be donated to science so they can study it and see how one man was able to consume so much raw meat without getting sick

[Anonymous No.14545307]

>>14541572

People from the areas of the USA that actually matter aren't like this at all. Even if some of us are religious we don't make it a big deal, its the shitty flyover states and shitholes like Texas where they do that retarded shit.

[Anonymous No.14545309]

>>14545226
and we have a vaccine for the flu.

[Anonymous No.14545369]

>>14545309
Do you think covid is going to magically disappear when the vaccine comes out? It's likely we will be dealing with it in waves for the next several decades if not longer.

[Anonymous No.14545393]

>>14545369
yup, and we'll have a vaccine for it

[Anonymous No.14545394]

>>14543672

[Anonymous No.14545398]

>>14545309
There's a bunch of different strains of the flu. We don't have a vaccine for the flu, just for certain strains

[Anonymous No.14545426]

>>14545307
>shitholes like Texas
if you don't like it then stay out, but dont let me hear you talking shit again ya fucking yankee

[Anonymous No.14545433]

>>14543150

Zero evidence masks do anything. You are a moron. God bless tennessee and red states; i did four years in seattle (just living there, not prison) and its absolute cancer.

You laugh at religious people DESPITE being very religious yourself. Liberals are secular but they treat their beliefs as religious dogma; the only difference is you are MORE retarded than actual religious people because at least god cant be proven or disproven. Liberals worship the state/government which is ostensibly flawed and fucked up.

Tl;dr kill yourself you fucking loser

[Anonymous No.14545460]

>>14545433
lmao the absolute seething delusion of a brain-wormed religitard

[Anonymous No.14545463]

>>14545433
i hope this is a shitpost and that you aren't actually this retarded.
>spacing
go back

[Anonymous No.14545469]

>>14545433

Masks absolutely help with preventing transmission, you're a fucking idiot.

[Anonymous No.14545477]

>>14545460
>>14545463

>cant refute any point
>is too stupid to get the point

Have you ever read a book? If you ever do, youll notice there are breaks in the word groupings when starting a new thought.

Im not retarded so i dont believe in god either, but ive managed to not replace it with a different religion and i dont look down on people for their beliefs if they cant be proven/disproven. Liberals are unadulterated cancer; you would do us all a favor by killing yourselves

[Anonymous No.14545485]

>mfw seeing Jack being racist towards Hispanics when his name might as well be Pablo Gonzalez
I legit thought he was Hispanic when I first saw him

[Anonymous No.14545495]

>>14545469

Post proof. Do you know how small virus particles are? 100x smaller than any cell in your body. Masks are only effective for about 30 minutes until it becomes saturated with moisture and germs. Do you seriously not look into these things? You just gobble up whatever bullshit youre served?

[Anonymous No.14545500]

Seriously, isn't there a mod or janitor that will just nuke this /pol/ bullshit? FUCK OFF, YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS. THIS IS FOR FOOD AND COOKING.

[Anonymous No.14545508]

>>14545477
>liberals' God is their political belief system
you should do stand up

[Anonymous No.14545515]

>>14545508

>cant read

The state is the god in their secular religion. The state will provide for all! Praise be to the state!

[Anonymous No.14545516]

>>14545477
stop pretending like the only two options are pretending that masks do nothing and being a liberal. Masks are intended to stop people who are infected but dont know it from spreading the virus by stopping the droplets they exhale from going into someone else's lungs

[Anonymous No.14545522]

>>14545515
>>>/pol/

[Anonymous No.14545526]

>>14540535
If the restaurant is making things from scratch it's cheaper and more efficient to do it that way.

Have you ever noticed that restaurants that have more than 10 options on the menu are never as good?

[Anonymous No.14545534]

>>14545516
Do you have proofs that lungs actually exist or do you just believe what ever THEY tell you?

[Anonymous No.14545535]

>>14545495

Pic related is gunna be you, faggot (guy died after posting this).

[Anonymous No.14545543]

>>14545516

Post proof that they do anything if they arent used properly. You can wear literally anything over your mouth; doesnt seem weird to you that there are zero guidelines? Cloth masks or bandanas lmao get real, you knucklehead

>>14545522

>everything i dislike is /pol/

:’(

[Anonymous No.14545544]

>>14545515
good point, this isn't a hysteric and cringe dismissal of people you disagree with politically. State bless this mess

[Anonymous No.14545549]

>>14545534
well shit, when you put it that way....maybe 6 million IS kind of a big number...

[Anonymous No.14545552]

>>14545393
....ok? boy you are dumb.

[Anonymous No.14545556]

>>14545544

These are hypocritical faggots who shit talk religious people for being stupid while they subscribe to their own religion. Condescending, smug, sanctimonious faggots.

Theres a very good reason why any communist regime needs to snuff out religion as its incompatible with subservience to the state.

[Anonymous No.14545562]

It's a fake pandemic. 4 more years of Trump, BTW :)

[Anonymous No.14545563]

>>14545433
Impressive how much idiocy you manage to pack into such a small amount of text.

[Anonymous No.14545565]

>>14541467
He just can't put one on his face with one hand and Tammy doesn't care enough about his health to help him put one on.

[Anonymous No.14545580]

>>14545543
Are you retards going to say handwashing isn't effective as well

[Anonymous No.14545585]

>>14545563

>Impressive how much idiocy you manage to pack into such a small amount of text.

Kys commie fag

[Anonymous No.14545596]

>>14545585
lol oh no did I hurt your feewings? poor baby

[Anonymous No.14545601]

>>14545580

Theres mountains of proof that washing your hands and not touching your face/mouth are efficacious in curbing the transmission of pathogens.

Do you wear your goggles too in public like that little troll faggot wants you to?

[Anonymous No.14545610]

>>14545477
Why would I refute a thoughtless off-topic bait post? Go post your babble to /pol/ where it belongs.

[Anonymous No.14545614]

>>14540535
This fat fuck lives in rural Tennessee he's too dumb to understand that a restaurant only open on Sunday between 10:30 and 2:30 is catergoing to churchgoers? He should ask his murderer pastor to explain it to him.

[Anonymous No.14545619]

>>14545610

Sory bro i didnt mean to insult your religion

[Anonymous No.14545624]

>>14545556
>Condescending, smug, sanctimonious faggot
Check the mirror some time, kid

[Anonymous No.14545625]

>>14543192
That's future Jack's problem.

[Anonymous No.14545629]

>>14545619
Might want to look up "religion" in a dictionary on your way to /pol/ too

[Anonymous No.14545637]

>>14545469
The countries that use masks took control of Covid, we haven't.

[Anonymous No.14545639]

>the pro-virusers are never able to bring proof beyond Fox news statistics

Feels good. Prove me wrong though

[Anonymous No.14545640]

>>14545601
You don't think there are evidence that masks stop the spread of pathogens?

[Anonymous No.14545644]

>>14545629
Stay mad, ESL

[Anonymous No.14545655]

>>14545644
Have fun learning words, kiddo

[Anonymous No.14545664]

>>14545655

Better dead then red, cumrade.

[Anonymous No.14545666]

>>14545640

When used properly and changed often

[Anonymous No.14545668]

>>14545664
Maybe check /x/ out too, schizo

[Anonymous No.14545677]

Good to see a perfectly good ja/ck/ thread devolve into inane /pol/ shit. I hate this website.

[Anonymous No.14545687]

>>14545666
I mean damn, there's suboptimal handwashing and shitty soaps as well.

[Anonymous No.14545688]

>>14545677
unironically anti-jaxers will derail with political bait so reports bring mod attention to an off topic thread and get the whole thing torn down.
not saying that is what happened here, but it was at one point an observable pattern

[Anonymous No.14545701]

>>14540535
Logistics.

[Anonymous No.14545739]

>>14545687

Thats a bad point and you know it. Theres lots of proof handwashing works. Theres zero proof that having the general population wear masks does a god damn thing.

If there is proof id love to see it but theres a lot of proof that it doesnt do anything.

https://jennifermargulis.net/healthy-people-wearing-masks-during-covid19/

https://www.technocracy.news/association-of-american-physicians-and-surgeons-sounds-off-on-face-masks/

Here, since you insist on being spoonfed. I doobt youll read either of those but they both technically detail why masks are inherently pointless for the majority of the population

[Anonymous No.14545748]

>>14545629

Whats your point you room temperature IQ having nigger?

[Anonymous No.14545765]

>>14545748
An IQ of 27...

[Anonymous No.14545778]

>>14545739
Why is it a bad point? Where's the proof handwashing works against coronavirus? Washing your hands too often might even be bad for your skin!

[Anonymous No.14545799]

>>14545778

Wow lads, look at the big brain on this fella.

>didnt even read the evidence that challenges his worldview

Gee i wonder what other kind of people act like this? Is it religious people? Nah no way, theyre dumb and you are SMART.