/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.14539081]

Most disgusting food you've ever eaten?

[Anonymous No.14539091]

>>14539081
Tuna Melt.

The mixture of fish and cheese is forbidden by nature herself.

[Anonymous No.14539104]

A piece of eel sushi where the eel had clearly gone bad, it literally tasted like mud.

[Anonymous No.14539118]

>>14539081
Shellfish

[Anonymous No.14539119]

>>14539081
a really cheap peach flavoured tea
never again son

[Anonymous No.14539128]

>>14539119
but peach is the best flavour

>>14539081
congealed ducks blood

[Anonymous No.14539156]

probably some awful raw vegan carob protein bar

[Anonymous No.14539162]

I've been retarded my whole life, so it's come with its own difficulties. Summer school was one of them. Summer school for us tardies had a cafeteria that served us lunch everyday. One day they handed me the standard plastic prison style lunch tray. On that tray had a soup. In that soup looked like pic related. I had taken one spoonful in my mouth and then that thing floated up. I almost barfed. I showed the other tardies and we logically deduced that one of the lunch ladies must have accidently grazed a deli slicer machine with her fat chunky cellulite legs and then it fell into the soup. We didn't eat the soups after that.

[Anonymous No.14539183]

>>14539162

[Anonymous No.14539236]

>>14539081
pussy
she was from Ivory Coast

[Anonymous No.14539238]

>>14539081
A hard candy, flavored 'scorched rice' given to me by coworker that got it from an oriental lady customer. He laughed I after put in my mouth and then promptly spit it across the room. I guess he tried one too.

[Anonymous No.14539253]

>>14539081
Didn't even eat it.
You know how people exagerate with how bad something smells or tastes? Not this.
This thing literally smelled like I threw up in a pan and started to heat it up.
The exact smell of sick.

[Anonymous No.14539254]

>>14539238
>scorched rice
this thing?

[Anonymous No.14539513]

>>14539081
Banku or fufou. Poorly cooked chicken livers. Really don't care for niçoise either.

[Anonymous No.14539656]

>>14539254
No, it was an individually wrapped piece of hard candy. Maybe it was pic related? Idk, it was a long time ago.

[Anonymous No.14539663]

The answer will always be ass

[Anonymous No.14539679]

I don't know why people slurp down raw oysters. It's snot and seawater.

[Anonymous No.14539682]

san pedro cactus

tastes like a plastic bag of cats vomit

[Anonymous No.14539685]

>>14539081
Headcheese

[Anonymous No.14539722]

>>14539081
There's probably been something worse, but I threw out a bag of budget brand nacho-flavored tortilla chips. I think they were supposed to be a knock-off of Doritos, but the cheese dust just tasted like a sour version of confectioner's sugar.

[Anonymous No.14539922]

>>14539679
Fresh raw oysters on the half shell are god tier and perhaps the ultimate manchild/pleb filter. If you don't like them and can't understand why they're so enjoyable then you just have shit taste I'm afraid. They're truly one of the finest culinary experiences known to man. Few foods are so perfect in their raw, natural form.

[Anonymous No.14539965]

>>14539162
that is fucking putrid. What is it

[Anonymous No.14539979]

>>14539081
Tuna salad. Pasta salad. Disgusting mayonnaise and cold pasta with Italian dressing

[Anonymous No.14540217]

>>14539081
These chips. Maybe I got a bad bag, but it tasted like someone fried them in rancid 50 year old oil and then vomited on them.

[Anonymous No.14540240]

>>14539922
>Fresh raw oysters on the half shell are god tier and perhaps the ultimate manchild/pleb filter. If you don't like them and can't understand why they're so enjoyable then you just have shit taste I'm afraid. They're truly one of the finest culinary experiences known to man. Few foods are so perfect in their raw, natural form.

[Anonymous No.14540365]

>>14539081
When I was a kid I went on a trip to Mexico and one of the street foods was a fried quesadilla with pumpkin flower petals in it. I tried making my own at home but my dumbass child self put the entire pumpkin flower in the quesadilla, including the stamen and part of the stem. It was the most foul bitter thing I’ve ever tasted.

[Anonymous No.14540447]

Beginning of the Quar before unemployment hit, I made fake meat meatballs that were in my freezer for a year in tomato sauce previously deglazed with triple sec because no wine, and then mixed with boxed risotto. Freezer burnt vegan meatballs mixed with sweet tomato sauce and bad risotto mix. Absolute sloppa.

[Anonymous No.14540478]

Hard boiled eggs and canned tuna are the grossest things you can put in your mouth.

>inb4 literal shit

I would rather stick Andy Sixx’s steamy log into my mouth than either of them

[Anonymous No.14540512]

>>14539081
Sea squirt, half way between sea plants and animals. The flesh is red like mammals but tastes extremely unfamiliar and vulgar. Texture is firm and chewy. I have tried to get used to it but this stuff shouldn't be eaten.

[Anonymous No.14540534]

>>14539081
durian

[Anonymous No.14540579]

>>14539081
A leek omelette my elementary school served once, it tasted so bad i still remember it and have hard time eating leeks

[Anonymous No.14540603]

>>14539081
Oyster pizza from my university's dining hall.

[Anonymous No.14540639]

>>14539081
In first grade the kitchen served this ''omelette'' once a week that was extremely off. I was not a picky eater as a kid but for some reason I was the only one who just couldn't eat that stuff. My mother made omelletes on the regular and I wolfed them without issue, but that school lunch omelette just gave me instant gag reflex, It tasted like bread wrapped in plastic and nuked in the mike for 5 minutes. They took it off the menu because I always protested when teachers wouldn't allow me to leave the table until I would eat that shit. On week three they completely took it off the menu because I got so sick that day from forcing myself to eat it I puked right there on the plate. Still have no clue on wtf was wrong with those omellettes.

[Anonymous No.14540715]

>>14540240
Cope away, manchild.

[Anonymous No.14540781]

>>14539162
Got any good tard stories, anon?

[Anonymous No.14540794]

>>14539679
most delicious and luxurious food available

[Anonymous No.14540805]

>>14539081
ordered chicken from restaurant and it came overcooked and super tough.

[Anonymous No.14540854]

>>14540794
Caviar would like to talk to you
Foie Gras would like to talk to you
Truffles would like to talk to you
Uni would like to talk to you
Iberico ham would like to talk to you
A5 waygu would like to talk to you
Toro would like to talk to you
Saffron would like to talk to you

[Anonymous No.14540925]

>>14539081
anything that was hot just for the sake of being hot is also gross in my experience. also pimento cheese, that shits just nasty

[Anonymous No.14541048]

>>14540925
What do you mean?

[Anonymous No.14541081]

probably haggis. headcheese and durian were pretty gross too.

i had some weird stuff in asia that was fairly nasty but i never really figured out what most of it was.

[Anonymous No.14541146]

The second-least-enjoyable thing I can remember eating is squid sashimi, but that wasn't even disgusting, just pointless; it felt like chewing on a tasteless bit of rubber.
The only truly disgusting thing I can call to mind is a "duck soup" from some Viet or Thai restaurant that some friends dragged me to once. Hands down the worst eating experience I've ever had. Haven't had SEA monkey food since.

[Anonymous No.14541182]

A raw wasabi snack
Broccoli
Milk chocolate that was left there for years in a hot place

[Anonymous No.14541267]

The only food that would make me puke for real Is a hard boiled egg. Holy shit. Just a little bite on the White part makes me wanna puke. I Just cant eat a MF hard boiled egg.

[Anonymous No.14541274]

>>14539081
butternut squash. it's the only food i can't tolerate.

[Anonymous No.14541291]

>>14540854
the only reason most of those are "luxurious" are because they're difficult to acquire. the taste almost never justifies the price.

[Anonymous No.14541353]

>>14539081
raw squid of japanese cuisine. its really tough to chew and the taste is weird

[Anonymous No.14541355]

>>14541182
>Milk chocolate that was left there for years in a hot place
damn really? your missing out

[Anonymous No.14541359]

>>14539656
Oh!!! My bf is Korean and he loves those!!!

[Anonymous No.14541375]

>>14540603
For real? Sounds revolting

[Anonymous No.14541377]

>>14539679
Chesapeake Bay oysters can be pretty bland but if you get them from anywhere else they have a nicer flavor

[Anonymous No.14541410]

>>14541081
Haggis and headcheese are literally just processed meats. Their contents are probably less gut- wrenching than whatever goes into a supermarket sausage

[Anonymous No.14541421]

>>14539081
Every food I make myself

[Anonymous No.14541441]

>>14539081
Falafel beans

[Anonymous No.14541454]

I can’t think of any food that really grossed me out desu- liver, kidney, beef heart, tripe, lamb brain, pig knuckle, pig blood, jellyfish- it’s all fine. Fried lamb brain is tasty, but I had it scrambled with eggs once and couldn’t bring myself to enjoy it even though I finished the dish. Same with some tripe I had at a Chinese restaurant that they clearly didn’t soak in vinegar beforehand so it had an off taste to it

[Anonymous No.14541534]

>>14541291
truffles and uni live up to the hype

[Anonymous No.14541545]

>>14540854
>iberico ham
iberico ham doesn't have shit on the culatello

[Anonymous No.14541756]

>>14541545
Based 'tello bro

[Anonymous No.14541764]

>>14541048
>hot
i mean like hot sauces that throw flavor by the wayside and just make it hot so fratbros and boomer dads can say they have "the hottest wing sauce in the world". they tend to not only be unbarably hot but really really bad tasting.
>about pimento cheese
its fucking nasty. my old scout troop insisted on having that shit for lunch every campout and i hated them for it.

[Anonymous No.14541767]

>>14539081
My wife’s snatch.

[Anonymous No.14541773]

One time I accidentally had Canadian food

[Anonymous No.14541796]

My mom made chicken cordon bleu and accidentally used mint flavored toothpicks to hold them together. The flavor spread through and it was disgusting but she also messed up and it was undercooked.

[Anonymous No.14541835]

>>14541291
Have you never had all of these? They’re all fantastic. I’ve had all of them and I pay for them because they’re fucking delicious.

>they’re expensive so they must be overrated

Literal cancer

[Anonymous No.14541837]

Hogshead cheese.

[Anonymous No.14541855]

>>14539081
tried marmite for the first time today, it kind of tastes like slightly bitter, very concentrated chicken boullion. it's gross but not unbearable if you use like 1/2 a teaspoon at a time. i don't know what to do with the rest of the jar though.

[Anonymous No.14541897]

>>14541081
>>14539685
>>14541410
>>14541837
Pig's head meat is delicious, headcheese is just that meat put into a terrine and set in it's own cooking liquid/liquor/collagen/gelatin/aspic. Bunch of manchild faggots. If headcheese is really the most disgusting you've eaten then you probably shouldn't be alive.

[Anonymous No.14541899]

>>14541855
use it in stews and soups to enhance the savoury flavor

[Anonymous No.14541939]

>>14541835
that's not at all what i said.
they're delicious, yes. most of them aren't worth what most people charge, though.
case in point: lobsters, foie gras, oysters

[Anonymous No.14541951]

>>14541855
It's yeasty and savoury. It goes great on toast, but you can slap it together with anything that you'd eat while drinking beer.

[Anonymous No.14542038]

>>14539081
imo's pizza in st louis
had to eat burger king a mile down the road so i could continue my journey. the stuff is vile

[Anonymous No.14542095]

>>14541939
Price irrelevant, they’re all luxurious.

[Anonymous No.14542117]

>>14539091
ONLY time dairy and fish together is acceptable is seafood mannicoti

[Anonymous No.14543424]

>>14539104
Ewwww

[Anonymous No.14543488]

Stinky tofu. Literally smells like rotten garbage. My ex used to eat it and make the entire apartment reek like rancid shit.

[Anonymous No.14543503]

>>14541359
Back to r*ddit you attention seeking whore

[Anonymous No.14543511]

Gras double

[Anonymous No.14543527]

>>14539081
Cow brains. Even when it was mixed with scrambled eggs and seasoned it tasted fucking vile.

[Anonymous No.14543609]

>>14543527
I refuse to ever eat the brains of any animal because I'm paranoid about prions

[Anonymous No.14543642]

Vegetable soup my mom cooked when I was a kid, she forced me to have more than one bite and I puked all over the hallway rug as I was running to the bathroom. At least the cat seemed to enjoy licking up my vomit afterwards. My moms one of the worst cooks I've ever met I'm lucky I even survived childhood.

[Anonymous No.14543664]

>>14539091
Why do people sperg about fish and cheese together? It's good.

[Anonymous No.14543690]

>>14541291
Caviar used to be dirt cheap, just like lobster.

[Anonymous No.14543713]

>>14543609
>p-p-prions hurr durr
Give it a rest, poindexter.

[Anonymous No.14543714]

>>14539081
god, I fuckin hate these things....

[Anonymous No.14544159]

never thought I would ever throw out a pizza

[Anonymous No.14544173]

>>14543714
i used to until someone made them as pigs in a blanket with croissant dough, and set out dijon mustard as the dip. couldn't stay away

[Anonymous No.14544179]

>>14544159
>authentic Italian
>microwaves in 2 minutes

[Anonymous No.14544183]

>>14539081
Andouillette, by far.

[Anonymous No.14544251]

chicken hearts in pho. I love pho and everything about that bowl was delicious except for the hearts. Never again

[Anonymous No.14544284]

>>14540715
>Cope away, manchild.

[Anonymous No.14544289]

>>14540854
Raw oysters are definitely better than Foie Gras, Iberico ham, and Saffron

[Anonymous No.14544307]

>>14544159
that looks BAAAAD
>>14542038
what made it vile?

>for me it's pic related

[Anonymous No.14544318]

>>14539922
>Fresh raw oysters
They have to be fresh. My first time boomers fed me their idea of it and it was disgusting. Had them again at a restaurant and they were nice.

[Anonymous No.14544327]

>>14539081
molle sauce on enchiladas, shit was so nasty.

[Anonymous No.14545185]

>>14540447
>deglazing with triple sec
How did you not know that this would be disgusting. Christ just pop out and buy a bottle of wine.

[Anonymous No.14545192]

>>14544307
what's wrong with vienna fingers?

[Anonymous No.14545211]

Surströmming. I went to Sweden with my ex to visit her family and they tricked me into eating it saying that even though it smells bad it tastes good. Its basically fermented fish.

[Anonymous No.14545247]

american mac and cheese

[Anonymous No.14545253]

>>14539119
yoooooo i cannot eat drink peach tea simply cause that one bad experience. i am glad im not alone

[Anonymous No.14545265]

i was really drunk, and i spilled my vodka into my asparagus soup. i concluded that everything is fine and i chugged some of the bowl and it was the absolute worst thing to ever enter my body and it burned

[Anonymous No.14545283]

>>14539081

Chapulines.

[Anonymous No.14545662]

>>14544159
what was wrong with it

[Anonymous No.14546189]

>>14543503
>>>/r9k/

[Anonymous No.14546290]

>>14539081
caviar
tuna sandwich
your moms vagina

[Anonymous No.14546310]

>>14539081
>be me
>go to Mexican buffet, cause why not? What could go wrong?
>Wow this place is cheap
>really cheap
>must be authentic too cause surrounded by what looks like Mexican nationals
>Mexican buffet must also double as Chinese buffet on different days
>some soups available, one mis-labeled as "Hot and Sour Soup"
>get it anyway
>eating soup
>has square-cut white "stuff" in the soup
>white stuff was tripe
>turns out I was eating tripe soup
>all the nationals had a good laugh that day

Google 'tripe' if you don't know what it is.

Ever since then, I have a rule that I live by:
Never go to a Mexican buffet ever again.

[Anonymous No.14546351]

>>14539656
Yeah, I don't like these either. Something about rice and sugar tastes off, but stuff like sweet rice cakes are fine.