Holy shit look these prices

[Anonymous No.14526580]

I thought drinks free on airlines.

[Anonymous No.14526584]

>>14526580
lol, wet behind the ears faggot finally explores the real world

[Anonymous No.14526585]

>bud light and mini cheezits for $10
day of the rope for the proletariat when

[Anonymous No.14526589]

>>14526580
What's it like being poor?

[Anonymous No.14526590]

>bud light and mini cheezits for $10
day of the rope for the bourgeoisie when

[Anonymous No.14526595]

>>14526580
it's called capitalism, nothing is free

[Anonymous No.14526596]

>>14526580
lmao, no they're not. I mean, they're free if you do anything but basic economy. I was getting hammered on jack and coke on my DFW->LHR and back flights. So glad I opted for that premium economy.

[Anonymous No.14526597]

Part of me wonders if the price is so high to discourage me from ordering 6+ of any combo and getting belligerent drunk snacking and passing out

[Anonymous No.14526605]

>>14526597
>me

[Anonymous No.14526609]

>>14526597
They'll cut you off well before then.

[Anonymous No.14526613]

>>14526609

Faggots

[Anonymous No.14526627]

>>14526580
You have to fly first class if you want free booze, and it's not really free since you're paying twice as much for your ticket.

[Anonymous No.14526629]

>>14526613
Just don't get sloppy and they'll keep 'em coming.

[Anonymous No.14526633]

>>14526627
Nah, premium economy and business will both grant you access to free booze. At least on American international flights.

[Anonymous No.14526656]

>>14526580
If you're not flying on a nigger a la carte airline the menu with the pricing shit is just a formality, they'll bring the drink cart around and as long as you're not being a shitty passenger they'll even give you more than the customary single drink when they come around pouring water or coffee too

[Anonymous No.14526662]

>>14526656
He's talking about booze, homie.

[Anonymous No.14526674]

>>14526662
As was i, i can usually get my third beer in time for the meal service (which comes with wine too) without paying. American, Canadian, lufthansa, aer lingus they all don't give a shit as long as you're chill and coherent

[Anonymous No.14526711]

Anyone who uses 4chan on the plane should be tossed out as a precautionary measure, for this reasons airlines should hire some big guys

[Anonymous No.14526715]

>>14526711
Will they be shot first?

[Anonymous No.14526726]

>>14526580
this isn't extortion but it is if they were selling isopropyl alcohol

[Anonymous No.14526732]

>>14526726
These prices are pretty much sports event pricing on alcohol.

[Anonymous No.14526733]

>>14526589
You tell me
I'm flying first class your taking bus.

[Anonymous No.14526736]

>>14526580
Southwest had 5 dollar doubles last i flew

[Anonymous No.14526742]

>>14526711
Agree

[Anonymous No.14526749]

>>14526580
That’s how much a drink costs at a bar in New York anyway what do I care?

[Anonymous No.14526789]

I'd take the mimosas, plus you don't have to tip on planes

[Anonymous No.14526797]

>>14526633
Domestic flights usually only have first class and coach. Business class is pretty much a purely international thing.

[Anonymous No.14526802]

>>14526627
>>14526633
Do Americans really? Sure that's not just budget airlines?
Flying Sydney to London in economy on a normal airline is free booze all the way, 24 hours of smashing beers, it's glorious. Stumble out of Heathrow incoherent, smelly and ready to mock the shit out the British.

[Anonymous No.14526804]

Alcohol is free on all airlines outside America. I'm sorry you Americans have to deal with this.

[Anonymous No.14526807]

>>14526580
OY VEY CAN YOU BELIEVE DESE PROICES
I'M CALLIN DA ACLU RITE NOW

[Anonymous No.14526812]

>>14526711
> hire some big guys
4 U

[Anonymous No.14526817]

>>14526590
It's not really that horrible of a deal if you get a can of IPA/Amber instead of the BL. Most domestic flights serve craft beer nowadays

[Anonymous No.14526834]

>>14526802
Based Boonie.

[Anonymous No.14527349]

Got any more info on that singnuture cocktail deal

[Anonymous No.14527614]

>>14526674
I, too, enjoy making things up online.

[Anonymous No.14527834]

>>14526627
Air Canada gave me a free Gin Tonic last time I asked.

[Anonymous No.14527857]

Free drinks are in the past. Air travel is going to be very different and much more expensive from now on.

[Anonymous No.14527943]

>>14526627
Just have to fly internationally, free booze economy also

[Anonymous No.14527967]

>>14526580
that's why you bring your own food snacks in bags like popcorn, cheezits, salted cashews. You buy the jack daniels whiskey mini bottles which is 100ml which is two of them. Then what you do is when you get your drink you ask for a coke on the plane. You get your whiskey and put it in your coke, jack and coke and you have all your snacks.

[Anonymous No.14527972]

>>14526580
Fly BA.
Unlimited booze all the way.

[Anonymous No.14527992]

>>14527967
Sposed to pregame at the airport bar with strangers.

[Anonymous No.14527996]

>>14526609
They really don’t do that very often. Learn 2 drink.

[Anonymous No.14527999]

>>14526674
>I don’t have to pay for things anymore with this one easy trick

[Anonymous No.14528004]

>>14526580
>He doesn't have his handy plastic flask in a side holster filled with Knob Creek at all times
Ngmi

[Anonymous No.14528029]

>>14526580
I don't get why people are so obsessed with drinking on a plane.

[Anonymous No.14528035]

>>14526580
How much for a glass of warm milk and a nursing handy?

[Anonymous No.14528040]

>>14528029
Because being on a plane fucking sucks. Unless you can afford first class.

[Anonymous No.14528382]

>>14528035
thats a good anime

[Anonymous No.14528412]

>>14526595
It's called being retarded. Also they should allow you to bring your own food to the plane. You have already pay for the journey, why I can't eat my own food during the journey? It's a robbery.

It happens the same in cinemas. Where I live they had always allowed you to bring your own food bought wherever you want. Now they only allow you to eat food in the cinema that was bought in the cinema itself or in another little store that they are associated with. This is fucking robbery and stupid. Now each time that I go to the cinema I eat something before going into the cinema and that is all. Fuck them, I'm not going to buy their overpriced popcorn or nachos&cheese.

[Anonymous No.14528435]

>>14528029
It’s much nicer to get a buzz and have a big meal at the airport then sleep on the plane.

[Anonymous No.14528437]

>>14528412
You are allowed to bring your own food though. Ive done this every time I fly. You might be confusing this with liquids.

[Anonymous No.14528438]

>>14528412
Huh? Which airlines don’t allow you to bring outside food?

[Anonymous No.14528462]

>>14528437
>>14528438
I don't know if they allow you or not I have only flown a few times and I never brought food because I thought it wasn't allowed like for example in the bus that you can't eat either. But I supposed that if they sell that overpriced food and drinks is because you can't bring your own food because who is going to spent 16$ in 3 cans of drink when you can buy each of those for less than a dollar in a supermarket?

[Anonymous No.14528488]

I fucking love traveling with my Platinum Amex card and getting access to the lounges at various airports. Free food and drinks..I always get to the airport early to eat and get drunk then pass the fuck out on the flight.

[Anonymous No.14528504]

>>14528462
Can confirm. I went to Chick-fil-A at the airport bc i thought my flight was still 30min away. They ended up boarding early and let me take my food on the plane. If u wanna drink just get loaded before hand at the airport bar

[Anonymous No.14528575]

>>14528462
They let you bring food on. I think it's pretty trashy, though. Flying is public transportation, and most forms of public transit don't let you eat on them; whether it's trains or buses. Having a small snack is fine, but I've watched certain groups of... individuals, bring a box of hot wings onto a short 55 minute regional connector. It's just inconsiderate for the person sitting next to you.

[Anonymous No.14528580]

>>14526802

This entirely, I normally ask for a beer or wine and a couple of miniatures of brandy the first chance I get (protein, they don't run out of the latter). I might neck a good dozen of those on a 12 hour flight, makes flying with an infant a bit more bearable.

[Anonymous No.14528596]

>>14526580
>not pregaming at the airport Chili's first

[Anonymous No.14528708]

>>14528575
Yeah I agree with you. Imagine if they bring something that smells a lot like fish or something like that... xD

That is why it isn't allowed to eat in buses because retarded people would bring smelly food or they will stain the seats and leave garbage too. Normal people would only eat like some chips and a soda and not leave any garbage but laws are always made whit the most retarded and disgusting people in mind. Normal people pay the price for the retarded and disgusting people.

[Anonymous No.14528780]

>>14528708
>ecks dee in 2020
Stop

[Anonymous No.14528786]

>>14528780
>Oh noooo you can't use one of the most used emojis in the history of the internet. You can only use the new trendy things.

Stop being autistic.

[Anonymous No.14528802]

>>14528786
>I'm getting btfo better pull the autism card

[Anonymous No.14528818]

>>14528412
You fucking idiot. You can take food through domestic security and onto plane.

[Anonymous No.14528828]

>>14528412
Dude, if you can't handle a fucking intercontinental flight without eating, you need help.

Meals are served on international flights and are part of the ticket price.

[Anonymous No.14528906]

>>14528818
What if you have a bomb or a knife in that food?

[Anonymous No.14528913]

>>14528802
>getting btfo
And who says that hahahah? see how you are an autistic retard that lives in his own reality?

[Anonymous No.14528922]

>>14527972
I gotta admit, my flights on BA were pretty based.

[Anonymous No.14529090]

>buy ticker from klm
>has a stop but both flights should be by klm
>first flight serves beer and snacks on economy
>second flight doesn't serve anything and can't even buy more beer

[Anonymous No.14529104]

>>14529090
It depends on the length of flights as to the kind of service you'll get. I nearly always have to connect since I don't live at a major hub for any carrier, and sometimes have to take 2 connecting flights. If it's on a regional jet they'll offer soft drinks complimentary(and booze for a fee), unless there's projected to be turbulence for most of the ~60 minute flights. In that case, no service at all. Which I usually don't mind. All the shuffling around, shit heads going to the bathroom, and commotion for an hour long flight is stupid.

[Anonymous No.14529169]

>flying Boston to Barcelona
>cheap tickets in Level economy
>bring 15 shots in quart sized bag
>not bad
>on the way back can't find 50mL shots
>whatever just buy 2 shitty Spanish beers for 4 euro each don't want to get drunk anyway
>trashy British couple sitting in front of me
>between them have 25 vodka shots
>start arguing
>very funny to see euro trash at it's prime
>they start hitting each other
>Spanish flight attendants do not care and continue to serve them

[Anonymous No.14529240]

>>14526580
Depends on your airline aero Mexico gives complementary wine or beer with dinner on international flights

[Anonymous No.14529247]

>>14529169
Spaniards are paid to put up with English slags

[Anonymous No.14529287]

You guys are fucking amateurs
Chug a water bottle of vodka Right as you going through security and them empty bottle

After you get your bags sprint to your fucking terminal
And wait for them to call your number

The point is to get there quick before the vodka fully kicks in
have an amazing time drunk as fuck waiting for your flight
Then take out the snacks you brought in your bag eat them on the plane after you take off then pass out for the rest of the flight

[Anonymous No.14529294]

>>14529287
Hand them the empty bottle *

[Anonymous No.14529315]

>>14529287
P gud but I prefer gin. I also like chatting at the bar with folks and being a general barfly knowing I can just shoot the shit with randos I'll never run into again. One day I'll fuck a sloot doing this I swear.

[Anonymous No.14529536]

>>14528913
>jajaja
confirmed for pooper plundered

[Anonymous No.14529571]

>>14526580
>>14526584
>>14526590
>>14526595
>>14526596
>>14526597
ALCOHOLIC drinks cost money, this is true and for good purpose. Weak-willed alkies who can't sit for a few hours without drinking deserve to be price gouged.

[Anonymous No.14529583]

>>14529571
>I don't fly!
It shows.

[Anonymous No.14529590]

>>14526580
it's what you get for not bringing snacks in your carry on

[Anonymous No.14529594]

>>14529287
>chug vodka and then sprint
no thank you

[Anonymous No.14529607]

>>14529583
I've flown many times, projectionist. Find something more productive to do than drink you fucking pussies

[Anonymous No.14529608]

Buy a bottle of duty-free alcohol once you're at the airport and keep it in your carry on bag. Open it up during the flight and enjoy!

[Anonymous No.14529629]

>>14529607
Yeah, probably domestic short hops in basic economy.

[Anonymous No.14529643]

Why would you even """snack""" in a plane? Why even eat honestly? Just read something or listen to something. Nobody wants to deal with your fat stinky ass chewing through a bag of processed salty poison

[Anonymous No.14529652]

>>14526580
The mimosa combo isn't quite as bad as it looks. That is about what you'd pay for a mimosa at a nice restaurant. It'd be a great way to wake up on a long haul trans-Pacific flight.

[Anonymous No.14529663]

>>14529643
Depending on where you're going...you're gonna want to fucking eat something. 1-3 hour flight? Nah. 4-7 hour flight? Maybe? 8+ hour? Fuck yes.

[Anonymous No.14529666]

*gets drunk in the airport bar before the flight*

[Anonymous No.14529687]

>>14526580
alcohol was never free retard

[Anonymous No.14531348]

>>14529687
>drinking on a plane
>drinking at an airport
Imagine, just imagine not showing up to the airport already blackout drunk

[Anonymous No.14531486]

>>14526580
That's why you stash a pint in your carry-on.

[Anonymous No.14531523]

>>14529663
Yeah maybe a proper meal not fucking stale CASHEWS for 10 dollars. If there's no proper meal option i'd rather fast that day

[Anonymous No.14531540]

>>14528412
You can bring food on the plane anon, it's the larger drinks they throw out because they could be bombs.

[Anonymous No.14531559]

>>14526580
>I thought drinks free on airlines.
The only time you get "free" alcohol on airlines when you fly in a better class than economy. The alcohol isn't really free, you're paying for it in the cost of the ticket.

I always fly first class domestic and usually fly business class when I fly internationally. I flew to Mumbai from Chicago (with a stop in Dubai, yuck!) last year on Emirates in business class. Emirates has a solid business class, and the drinks are good. You can get all the pours of Moet & Chandon Imperial Brut champagne you want. I believe first class on Emirates gets Dom Perignon. The price difference between first class and business class on international flights isn't worth it to me. Business class gets you a bigger seat, more legroom, and a seat that reclines to lay flat on a lot of international flights. The difference between economy and business class is huge. The difference between first class and business class isn't nearly as big.

[Anonymous No.14531595]

>>14526584
joke's on you, I'm STILL not flying anywhere, was just checking the website out of boredom!

[Anonymous No.14531628]

>>14529287
>get really drunk then go through a horrible come down for the entirety of your flight
No thanks I like a consistent buzz until I fall asleep.

[Anonymous No.14531631]

>>14526597
Part of the price is also probably so they don't have to bring as much weight onto the plane and save money. If your handing out free snacks and free drinks on planes everyone is probably going to take one even if they don't eat it right there and that small weight will add up, but if they charge $5 for one small and light snack then they don't have to pack as many because not as many people will be buying it and in the long run probably save them fuel and money.