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14506535 No.14506535 [Reply] [Original]

>work at liquor store
>this guy comes in
>Do you have any Blanton's?
>Do you have any Angel's Envy?
>I just had some Angel's Envy, it's good stuff.
>I had some Eagle Rare earlier, it's good stuff too.
>Have you had Eagle Rare?
>My friend said he got some Blanton's here a few weeks ago.
>Looks like you're out now huh?
>Do you ever get Weller's?
>What day does your truck come in?
>checks his phone
>leaves
>new identical looking guy comes in
>repeat for eight hours

>> No.14506551

>>14506535
weird way of telling everyone on /ck/ you have brown skin huh, you can go back to wherever you or your parents came from huh

>> No.14506556

>>14506551
hey man you got any blanton's

>> No.14506575

>>14506556
You ever had Eagle Rare before? It’s really good for the price. I like BULL-IT Burr-bun too. Uh? I’m just gonna say BULL-IT still, Boo-lay isn’t as easy to say. Yo, have you ever had Glenfidditch?

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>> No.14506615

>>14506584
>Do yov gvys have any mvlled vvine

>> No.14506616

>>14506535

If you weren't a dumb fuck you would make a sign or put a display in the front.

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>>14506616
t. someone who's never worked retail before

>> No.14506676

>>14506616
>make a sign
When I was in highschool I worked at subway. We had a sign thay said "Buy one 6in get one free before 10am". The sign was written in black marker, except the part that said 10am. The "Before 10am" was written in red, bold, circled, underlined and had arrows pointing to it. People would still come in every day ay like 6pm bitching that the sign said they get a free sandwich. You're vastly underestimated how retarded people are.

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>>14506551
>vineyard vines wearing faggot triggered already

>> No.14506701

>>14506684
>vineyard vines
I don't know what that is, I just know that you dislike white people, and the feeling here is mutual to whatever brown skin race you are

>> No.14506713

>>14506701
OP is a faggot. ive never met anybody like this.

>> No.14506716

>>14506615
Underrated comment.

>> No.14506717

bro, you guys should probably stock some blanton's, you would make a killing

>> No.14506734

do you guys have any blanton's with the "n'"?

>> No.14506742

>>14506734
if you get all the letters of BLANTON'S you summon Exodia and instantly win the duel

>> No.14506783

>>14506676
>You're vastly underestimated how retarded people are

People are just pricks when it comes to getting something for free.

>> No.14507264

>>14506535
Yes working in a liquor store is super easy, I just tell all these people to come back later and the truck comes in Monday and Thursday. They all go somewhere else and leave me to watch movies on my laptop all day while sitting behind the counter

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>>14506701
>he gets mad on behalf of fratfags
>on an anonymous Taiwanese cat wrestling forum

>> No.14507651

>>14506575
Literally everyone says bull-it, including the fucking owner with the family name. Pronouncing it any other way would cause confusion and cause me to cringe.