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For me, it's Secret Aardvark.
The best hot sauce

>> No.14504945

Based ardv-chad

>> No.14504988

>>14504684
I finally noticed the Red Eye recipe on the label the other day and wondered why I'd never considered mixing beer and tomato juice. Probably because I'd rather a Bloody Mary or Caesar.

>> No.14505031

>>14504684
Are you paid to do this?

>> No.14505041

If you need to drown all of your food in hot sauce you are a bad cook

>> No.14505226

>>14504684
>no stores near me have the 'vark
I need my fix man

>> No.14505259
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Who else here /VarkForLife!/?

>> No.14505267

>>14505041
nothing really needs hot sauce but it really makes a lot of stuff better. I like putting a bunch of hot sauce in stew and rice. it's vinegar so no sugar mostly so it's good if you're on low carb and have been eating plain fried eggs a little too often.

>> No.14505313

>>14505267
Just season your actual stew with vinegar, not a lot but the same way you would use lemon in something. Just brighten it up, match the vinegar to what you’re cooking, like a darker stew with meat you could use sherry vinegar or red wine vinegar.

>> No.14505319

Why do the marketing teams from aardvark and Taco Bell spam this board constantly

>> No.14505322

>>14505313
quit using faggy expressions like
>just brighten it up

>> No.14505339

>>14505322
Making something brighter is something that professional kitchens would say, you wouldn’t know that though because you spend your time at home eating Dino nuggets.

>> No.14505345

>>14505339
maybe gay tv chefs or some shit but that word doesn't mean anything with regards to taste. stew already has wine in it anyways

>> No.14505349

>>14505322
You are the cancer on this board.

>> No.14505358
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>>14505345
Pretty sure you’re trolling, you made it a little too obvious.

>not knowing the difference between wine vinegar and wine
>thinking every stew has wine in it
>thinking that bright has nothing to do with taste or acidity
>not knowing that acidity is needed for rounding out seasoning in most dishes

Please stop

>> No.14505366

>>14505358
I use wine and vinegar to deglaze the pan every time I make stew. it's the stew I sometimes dump hot sauce into while I'm eating it over rice.

>> No.14505504

>>14504684
Secret faggot sauce is back!
Thanks for contributing nothing to this forum OP

>> No.14505508

>>14505031
no, he is just really autistic and thinks shilling a meme sauce really is that funny and worth this much time investment

to be fair OP's time is probably worthless so it's this or suicide

(i'd prefer suicide)

>> No.14505667

>>14504684
Fuck off you spamming faggot

>> No.14505852

>>14505667
Calm down non-varker and get you some Vark! Also have sex

>> No.14505946

>>14505259
based 90s themed, extreme sports vark ad poster

>> No.14505998
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>>14505946
It's not just a sauce it's a lifestyle!

>> No.14506044

>>14505667
Usually I'd agree with you about forced meme garbage, but 'vark is unironically really good, and it's kind of amusing to watch you flyovers seethe about never getting to try it.

>> No.14506311

>>14504684
I tried vark, the taste was ok but the consistency was like chutney

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>>14506311
Fuck off liar

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>>14504684

>> No.14507201
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>> No.14507233

>>14504684
What does this stuff actually taste like?

>> No.14507240

>>14507233
sharts

>> No.14507253

>>14505259
based
I've been 'varkin since '08 and I will be 'varkin til the day I die.

>> No.14507261

>>14507233
It's extremely sweet and extremely mild. It's the sweetest, mildest hot sauce on the market. It's the dessert of the hot sauce world.

>> No.14507268

>>14507233
Basic-ass habanero sauce mixed with tomato sauce. It's not horrible but it's definitely not worth the $8 price tag.

>> No.14507279

Why are these threads protected by the mod?

>> No.14507298

>>14507279
Whether you like it or not it's about food.

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>>14507268
>Basic-ass habanero sauce mixed with tomato sauce. It's not horrible but it's definitely not worth the $8 price tag.

>> No.14507421

>>14507268
poorfag

>> No.14507427

>>14507421
>squirts faggot juice out of a plastic bottle

>> No.14507437

>>14507427
>buys and drinks faggot juice out of a plastic bottle and then complains online that it's too expensive

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>>14504684
What's all this I keep hearing about Secret Aardvark sauce?
Someone care to give me a quick rundown?

>> No.14507506

>>14507479
Makes queers feel cool and extra gay

>> No.14507509
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>>14507479
>What's all this I keep hearing about Secret Aardvark sauce?
So you want to know what all of the hullabaloo about 'vark sauce is? Well sit back, I've got a story for you.
>Someone care to give me a quick rundown?
Secret Aardvark Trading Co. was founded in 2004 by creative and culinary genius Scott Moritz. His love of travel, surfing, making music and telling stories was matched only by his passion for discovering the flavors of the world. They began hawking sauce at Portland farmer’s markets and now they’re in over 1,000 (and counting) roadhouses, eateries, and groceries from Portland to New York City, proudly gracing tables where the food matters, but the decor may not.
When he was in his late teens, Scott and his friends read an editorial in the local paper that outlined the “Nine ways to identify a gang”. They thought the article was so ridiculous (as it only stereotyped social groups) that they wrote a satirical letter to the editor claiming to be a part of a gang called the “Secret Aardvarks”. The paper took them seriously and published a warning about the new gang, and he laughed about it until years later when he deemed his hot sauce worthy of the name.
Scott’s life in food began when he entered a chili cook-off at age thirteen. He went on to start a pie company, several catering businesses, a tamale cart, and was a co-founder of Portland’s own Salvador Molly’s. Friends and family always coveted a spot at Scott’s table, where you never knew what delicious and unforgettable dishes (and tales) would emerge from the kitchen. His adventures ended far too soon when we lost him to pancreatic cancer in 2009. Scott’s passing left the co-owners of Secret Aardvark Trading Company to carry forward his dream of sharing his unique, flavorful, and affordable sauces with the world.
Today Secret Aardvark sauces are on every store shelf in Portland, on Amazon, and on store shelves in Woolsworth's in Australia and ALDI locations worldwide.

>> No.14507515

>>14507279
He's been deleting the duplicates all day.

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>>14507515
There can be only one.

>> No.14507530

>>14507233
It's extremely hot and spicy, it is a very hot sauce, the cartoon character on the label is very misleading, I tried to snort some of it up my nose like the aardvaark and it felt like I got sprayed with bear mace.

>> No.14507542

>>14505031
>>14505508
Your autistic rage at a hot sauce is payment enough.

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14507549

Recently got Sky Valley Sriracha.
It's really good.

>> No.14507550

>>14505504
>>14505667
>>14505508
samefag

>> No.14507553

>>14507549
That's a really nice logo, thank you for sharing.

>> No.14507586

>>14507421
>I burn money for no reason just because I can
Okay dude you're so rich. We're all impressed.

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>>14507586

>> No.14507603

>>14507509
Here are my thoughts https://voca.ro/kSNSXiOYQCc

>> No.14507607

>>14507549
this is definitely the best but a lot pricier.

>> No.14507616

>>14507268
$8 is nothing, you should get a job and stop depending on your mom giving you an allowance.

>> No.14507632

>>14507616
Yeah $8 is nothing. I'll take a shit on a plate, would you like to buy it for $8?

>> No.14507643

>>14507632
You should get a real job instead of trying to sell you homemade cooking.

>> No.14507779

>>14507643
So you don't want to buy my shit for $8? You must be poor. Sounds like you're projecting when you tell me to get a job.

>> No.14507805

>>14507779
I'm a hot sauce salesman at the biggest hot sauce emporium in America, what are you, besides an unemployed poorfag?

>> No.14508032

>>14507805
A plateshitting false equivalency peddlar, thankyou very much, and I WILL have your respect else you will learn to fear me.