Tongue-Probing Technique: The Burger Debate

[Anonymous No.14495874]

Since yesterday's theoretical burger tasting thread, I know that many anons have been thinking a lot (and posting a lot on reddit) about how burgers are best eaten and how tongue probing plays a role in this.

Obviously, if a burger is stacked traditionally with the patties on bottom and toppings on top (duh), then if the burger is eaten as normal then applied tongue probing will result in the meat being tasted first. To recap the debate from yesterday, if a burger is stacked alternatively/modernly then the patty is above the toppings.

If the alternative/modern stacking is used and the burger is eaten as normal, then tongue probing technique could be utilized to modulate the taste profile prior to umami saturation.

Discuss.

[Anonymous No.14495881]

>>14495874
>many anons have been thinking
haha

[Anonymous No.14495907]

>>14495874
Why does ja/ck/ eat like that? I've never seen anyone except him and his wife eat that way

[Anonymous No.14496049]

>>14495907
it's obligatory for all youtube fatties to do it. it creates more room in the mouth for their massive, ravenous bites

[Anonymous No.14496238]

>>14495907
>>14496049
they're exhibitionists who are selling videos of themselves eating. what type of degenerate creep would watch that? perverts. it's porn for food cucks. I guarantee they eat like normal people off the clock.

[Anonymous No.14496317]

>>14495907
He also lunges at his food like a wild animal

[tripcode !DracoussPM No.14496321]

test

[Anonymous No.14496330]

>>14496321
already filtered. Goodbye

[Anonymous No.14496341]

>>14496317
it's all about the tongue technique

[Anonymous No.14496373]

>>14496341
We need David Attenborough to provide commentary for these before he croaks