What fictional food would you most want to eat?

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Anonymous Thu Jul 30 23:06:46 2020 No.14490286 [Reply] [Original]

What fictional food would you most want to eat?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 23:54:45 2020 No.14490594 File: 13 KB, 360x450, images (81).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14490286

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 23:59:56 2020 No.14490618 File: 303 KB, 529x418, xena ambrosia.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14490286 Hercules/Xena godly jello.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 00:16:04 2020 No.14490689 >>14490286 I want to fuck this rabbit

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 00:17:12 2020 No.14490695 File: 2.87 MB, 720x300, 1576683956947.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Not sure how fictional this is anymore.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 00:17:58 2020 No.14490699 Why did he have a giant popsicle in the first place?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 00:19:08 2020 No.14490705 >>14490699 Because he bought it from the elephant ice cream shop.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 00:22:34 2020 No.14490728 >>14490705 Qrd on how he is making a profit?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 00:29:23 2020 No.14490761 >>14490728 Well he got that one for free, but the basic logic is >But Jump Pop for $20 >Turn that into about 40 small pops, sell for $1 >Sell the sticks from the pops to little creature construction company.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 00:30:28 2020 No.14490767 File: 52 KB, 303x122, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14490286 the mushroom thing from ratatouille

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 00:31:41 2020 No.14490773 File: 896 KB, 1180x1714, 1479771252423.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 00:32:45 2020 No.14490779 File: 793 KB, 1130x1623, 1479771356637.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14490773

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 00:33:47 2020 No.14490783 >>14490773 >>14490779 what book is this from

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 00:34:53 2020 No.14490789 >>14490783 Dragons Crown?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 00:38:42 2020 No.14490805 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqAfXQCItMA

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 00:49:57 2020 No.14490841 >>14490779 >>14490773 Between this stuff and the Pooka kitchen in Odin Sphere, VW may as well just give us a fantasy cooking game. Fuck, has Kamitani retired or sonething? Dragons Crown was half a decade ago.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 00:51:29 2020 No.14490849 >>14490286 I want to fuck the bunny

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 00:58:27 2020 No.14490877 >>14490773 >pea croquettes Y'know, I've had corn croquettes dozens of times and never considered this. Gotta try that sometime.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 01:59:20 2020 No.14491144 >>14490805 my negro

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 02:00:40 2020 No.14491149 The inflation candy from Wilbert Wonks

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 10:02:56 2020 No.14492511 File: 2.90 MB, 960x540, 1594083495971.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 10:07:49 2020 No.14492527 >>14490695 I'd eat it. By "it" I mean Sandra Bullocks ass.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 10:54:19 2020 No.14492725 File: 2.32 MB, 566x314, 1592940999647.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14492527 Only gays eat ass.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 11:01:43 2020 No.14492758 File: 3.89 MB, 221x268, LAUGHING AT YOU LIKE A WINDHAMMER.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14492725 >Only gays eat ass. Look at this braindead noddy

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 11:04:25 2020 No.14492774 >>14490761 >sell for $1 He sells them for $2 you fucking jew

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 11:13:18 2020 No.14492798 The imagination food from Hook.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 11:14:41 2020 No.14492801 >>14490761 oh i see, so he isn't a scammer, he is just a crafty businessman. Well bravo to him. Why does the bunny want to take him down, is he breaking any animal laws?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 11:15:30 2020 No.14492803 >>14492758 Sorry bro you're gay and likely have aids

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 11:15:52 2020 No.14492804 The Krabby Patty and no it isn't made out of crab meat

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 11:17:01 2020 No.14492811 >>14492804 What is it made?

Anonymous Fri Jul 31 11:18:37 2020 No.14492818

>>14492811
manatee or the Sea Cow, i presume. Everyone always thought it was made from crab just because that was the name of the restaurant but I just don't buy. Keep in mind i dont think it was confirmed either way. Maybe it has been in the later seasons

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 11:19:39 2020 No.14492820 >>14492818 So you're making shit up.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 12:46:41 2020 No.14493226 >>14492818 Plankton and crab seasoning with beef patties is more likely

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 15:06:10 2020 No.14493964 File: 2.80 MB, 1280x536, 1585136821692.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This counts since there is no way it exists like this in real life.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 15:15:40 2020 No.14494023 >>14493964 Do what he do and eat da fing he eat.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 15:28:45 2020 No.14494095 A flavoursome meal made by a white person

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 15:33:01 2020 No.14494115 File: 92 KB, 610x457, 1571240432675.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14494095

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 15:34:16 2020 No.14494122 >>14490286 Spongebob Squarepant's house.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 15:35:12 2020 No.14494127 File: 519 KB, 680x680, 1588603735976.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14490286 Human female vagina

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 15:38:19 2020 No.14494140 File: 9 KB, 177x278, 1377740308563.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] butterbeer from the harry potter series. it just sounds comfy as hell

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 15:43:04 2020 No.14494166 Oh look, it’s the bi-weekly datamining thread from <<big fast food>> looking for new products to sell to obese virgins.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 15:43:52 2020 No.14494167 >>14494122 for me, it's sniffing sandy's panties

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 16:13:07 2020 No.14494316 >>14493964 >not salting the cooking surface >sliced cheese 0/10

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 16:15:30 2020 No.14494323 Wumpa Fruit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 16:27:42 2020 No.14494377 >>14490594 you can probably eat a kelp shake in real life, people eat various seaweeds all the time. buy some kelp and make a weird ass green shake out of it

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 16:48:57 2020 No.14494477 >>14494377 you'd die of iodine poisoning

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 16:53:51 2020 No.14494492 >>14494166 Would that even be bad? If they want to start selling "butterbeer" at barnes and noble again, I'm not going to be unhappy

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 16:58:38 2020 No.14494514 File: 1.25 MB, 641x283, 1890615C-9BFD-43BE-8412-C9F0D93164B1.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Something off planet. This came to mind. Maybe blue milk as the disneyland varieties are disappointing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 17:23:42 2020 No.14494608 File: 2.82 MB, 480x360, 1588766596265.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 17:44:28 2020 No.14494692 >>14493964 >white bread >butter both sides of both slices >oil the grill >nothing on it but a thick layer of cheese There's no way people would actually eat something this unhealthy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 18:30:08 2020 No.14494912 i'd like to eat handmade valentine's day chocolates from an anime girl who had an earnest and purehearted crush on me haha

>>	Anomymous Fri Jul 31 18:34:32 2020 No.14494931 >>14494912 Haha

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 18:34:45 2020 No.14494935 File: 596 KB, 500x375, 1571728716080.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14494912 What if Amy Rose made chocolates for you? Now remember that she made them using her DNA, so once you eat them you will become Amy Rose too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 18:43:12 2020 No.14494976 File: 106 KB, 736x736, n9ibngh2tlh41.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This guy's leg

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>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 19:12:59 2020 No.14495115 >>14494692 you're a retard

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 19:19:23 2020 No.14495140 >>14490286 Why is the rabbit watching him? He's not doing anything illegal #ACAB

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 19:22:08 2020 No.14495152 >>14495140 ALL COPS ARE BUNNIES And it turns out he was, tax evasion.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 19:25:17 2020 No.14495167 File: 967 KB, 2960x1440, Screenshot_20200731-162415_Brave.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14490286 Kobayashi's Dragon Maid barking cotton candy.

Anonymous Fri Jul 31 19:29:46 2020 No.14495180

>>14494692
I'll do you one better, I cook and butter both sides of thicker white bread, put on a fuckload of pre shredded colby jack, salt it to hell with garlic salt, and add pepperoni that literally sits on a shelf in a bag at air temperature because it has so many preservatives in it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 19:36:45 2020 No.14495207 >>14493964 Take sandwich off griddle and put it on a plate. Take sandwich off of plate and put it on a cutting board. Take sandwich off of cutting board and put it on a plate.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 19:38:54 2020 No.14495216 >>14495207 Yes? You don't use your chef knives on the griddle or on the plate.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 19:40:59 2020 No.14495229 >>14495216 So why not just put the sandwich on the cutting board with your spatula and put it on the plate after you cut it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 19:42:19 2020 No.14495241 File: 215 KB, 640x359, 1577500043969.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14495167 For me?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 19:53:31 2020 No.14495292 >>14495241 That looks pretty disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 19:59:38 2020 No.14495314 >>14495140 he was short on cash buying the big popsicle and she offered to pay for it, then felt cheated when she saw what he was actually doing with it

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 20:03:10 2020 No.14495330 >>14490286 What movie is that from

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 20:07:30 2020 No.14495346 >>14492818 Its vegan that's why everyone is bat shit crazy. Theres a squirrel living under the water, Patrick is a prime example of being a vegan for to long.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 20:08:06 2020 No.14495353 >>14494976 Eat me, Legosi

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 20:08:08 2020 No.14495354 >>14494140 That's actually not a fictional drink, it was popular during the 16th century and you can make it at home https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhCKQLWZuK4

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 20:09:35 2020 No.14495358 File: 830 KB, 667x1226, 1589633221582.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14495292 but it's sweet and creamy...

Anonymous Fri Jul 31 20:11:29 2020 No.14495367
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Hasperat

It's from Star Trek, it's essentially a flour tortilla where the filling has been brined so that it's so spicy and hot it sears your tongue and makes your eyes water.

You can also make a souffle version

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 20:12:08 2020 No.14495369 >>14493964 JESUS CHRIST FAVREAU

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 20:13:10 2020 No.14495373 File: 2.90 MB, 532x300, Ultimate Grilled Cheese Sandwich _ Jamie Oliver _ Jamie’s Comfort Food.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14493964

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 20:13:22 2020 No.14495375 File: 2.86 MB, 720x406, 1582310345849.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14495367 Sounds like bland food you would feed to a baby.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 20:14:20 2020 No.14495380 >>14495375 It's a galactic delicacy, fuck off Cardassian Internet Defence Force

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 20:26:41 2020 No.14495449 File: 117 KB, 564x802, 034985034295834095823453425.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Living Armor or pretty much anything from Dungeon Meshi.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 20:34:19 2020 No.14495491 >>14490286 >fictional

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 20:35:57 2020 No.14495498 >>14492801 tax evasion

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 21:05:20 2020 No.14495682 >>14495491 I don't know of any place I can buy a Jumbo Pop that is larger than I am.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 21:57:16 2020 No.14495939 File: 46 KB, 474x557, 0e6f950d06f1c52562f46a7061c92dec.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14490286 Whatever kills you instantly and painlessly

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 22:00:51 2020 No.14495960 >>14490773 >your toasted bread will never look this appetizing feels bad man

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 22:04:01 2020 No.14495975 File: 80 KB, 369x623, Laius.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14495449 My nigga

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 22:15:42 2020 No.14496037 >>14494115 Based

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 22:16:55 2020 No.14496045 >>14495354 my brother and parents tried doing this one christmas and asked me to try it. it's gross

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 22:29:57 2020 No.14496105 >>14490783 pretty sure it's actually concept art for some mobile game

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 22:31:57 2020 No.14496110 In the novels Dune I would love to try those spices.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 22:41:35 2020 No.14496148 >>14490783 It’s the recipes you can cook during the cooking mini game in Dragon’s Crown.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 23:03:21 2020 No.14496237 >>14493964 Why would you need both butter AND oil? wouldn't that just saturate it?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 00:15:46 2020 No.14496505 >>14496237 Not if done correctly.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 00:41:24 2020 No.14496620 >>14496110 I would like to try my own ten times recycled waste water!

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 01:16:54 2020 No.14496745 File: 983 KB, 593x736, Tonio.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14490286 Anything from this man

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 01:33:17 2020 No.14496795 >>14496745 He looks like he fucks black men.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 01:48:36 2020 No.14496856 File: 1.01 MB, 2000x1500, DragonsCrownArtBook-01-vgo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14490783

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 02:18:31 2020 No.14496958 File: 1.48 MB, 1280x720, Tonio_explains_tomatos.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14496795 Not that I've seen any but his food can fix all of your health problems

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 02:29:02 2020 No.14496990 >>14496958 >Not that I've seen any What's it like to never have seen a black person irl?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 02:32:36 2020 No.14497003 File: 148 KB, 480x480, 1595597749423.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14496745

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 02:34:55 2020 No.14497010 File: 452 KB, 600x847, 41909315_p5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14496990 I meant with the guy I'm posting

Anonymous Sat Aug 1 02:52:53 2020 No.14497031

>>14492801
The plot of the film revolves around a police officer blackmailing an entrepreneur who isn't hurting anyone over petty tax revenue after racially profiling him so she can get a promotion. And the moral of the story is that she was right and he needed to turn his life around by joining the city's force of militarized tax collectors in order to be an upstanding citizen.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 03:13:08 2020 No.14497063 >>14494140 ive made some of it with my sister before. apparently its pretty good, but i hate butterscotch so it tasted terrible to me

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 07:51:46 2020 No.14497687 >>14492804 It is definitely made out of crabs, Mr Crab is the only crab under the see.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 08:00:10 2020 No.14497706 >>14495373 Who the fuck cooks sitting down?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 08:09:34 2020 No.14497729 >>14496795 why is this the first thing you think of.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 08:10:37 2020 No.14497734 >>14496745 based

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 08:11:31 2020 No.14497738 File: 179 KB, 481x325, 473f7b49a925d76a42bbfe3f182f5533.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14490286 This one for sure

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 10:16:24 2020 No.14498166 >>14492758 hes right man only gays eat ass

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 10:17:26 2020 No.14498169 >>14497706 only the most based

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 10:27:07 2020 No.14498206 File: 70 KB, 1280x720, Shokugeki-no-Soma-21-21.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQUabf0ce1o kusaya laksa curry, or anything made by Sadako-chan

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 10:32:51 2020 No.14498224 >>14490286 Ambrosia, desu i dont even know what it is or pretty much anything from the wonka factory

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 10:36:31 2020 No.14498243 File: 178 KB, 980x605, 8af5e9cf4d094e6d0d9bd61a81646cb5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14490286 I had a dream about this cunt Fucking delish

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 10:52:51 2020 No.14498321 File: 2.04 MB, 500x281, 9a3.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14496745 This

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 11:14:14 2020 No.14498410 File: 182 KB, 1280x720, eve_online_quafe_hd_wallpaper__by_foke__by_f_o_k_e_d5rtz6z-fullview.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 11:14:27 2020 No.14498412 >>14490779 >stir-fried bat Nice try Chang.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 11:27:05 2020 No.14498459 >>14490286 Did they have to make the rabbit so sexy and cute?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 11:32:17 2020 No.14498475 >>14497706 The disabled.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 11:51:23 2020 No.14498542 >>14492725 >only gay men have sex with women

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 11:57:56 2020 No.14498570 >>14498542 Yes?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 12:17:49 2020 No.14498661 >>14496745 Actually gonna make pasta puttanesca tonight, hope it fixes my shitty teeth.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 13:37:31 2020 No.14499053 >>14492801 Having feet in your ice cream probably breaks some food hygiene laws.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 17:19:21 2020 No.14500100 File: 161 KB, 720x800, Unit_Tonio_Trussardi.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14497003 >>14497734 >>14498321 >>14498661 Hello jojobros

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 17:41:53 2020 No.14500186 >>14490728 he got the big one for free

Anonymous Sat Aug 1 17:49:57 2020 No.14500244

>>14495380
You Bajoran scum have been getting far too uppity since we ended the occupation. The Federation treats you far too kindly. You know things were much better back when we were in charge. Gul Dukat (PBUH) was the greatest man to ever set foot on your worthless planet.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 18:02:24 2020 No.14500303 >>14494115 Black food is dreadful anyway. It's just a mish mash of white food but with fistfuls of salt and old bay thrown on it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 18:04:50 2020 No.14500311 >>14500303 Don't you fucking trash Old Bay, that shit's golden.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 21:40:39 2020 No.14501314 File: 32 KB, 220x533, tumblr_nk9uhpjPEI1s2i16to1_1280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Pokemon berries. I know that they're based off of real fruits but they still look tasty

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>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 22:55:09 2020 No.14501676 >>14495039 Bronto Ribs are probably much like beef ribs. >but they be big Yeah.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 22:57:52 2020 No.14501687 >>14495939 eine helium tank

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 01:30:00 2020 No.14502286 File: 761 KB, 245x430, 1465157207298.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14498459

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 01:33:54 2020 No.14502302 File: 72 KB, 1280x533, 9f7f0dac95e64689d962dcac090af005.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] No fictional food specifically but I desperately want to eat at the Blade Runner noodle bar. Looks comfy as absolute fuck.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 01:35:26 2020 No.14502310 >>14502302 pretty sure the music was kino during that scene also

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 01:38:52 2020 No.14502321 >>14490286 I've always wanted to try some ambrosia

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 01:51:03 2020 No.14502363 >>14491144 How much did you pay for him?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 01:55:12 2020 No.14502373 >>14495330 The one where you were conceived. Either that or Zootopia.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 01:58:46 2020 No.14502388 File: 378 KB, 797x426, taco.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14490286

Anonymous Sun Aug 2 02:18:37 2020 No.14502443

>>14490695
>"...Matter of fact, it's the best burger I've had in years!"
>Has been cryogenically frozen for decades
>That is the only burger he's ever managed to find/eat since then
>It is actually a matter of fact that, by default, it's the best burger he's had in years
This line satisfies me as much as Sylvester Stallone appears satisfied by that rat burger.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 02:23:11 2020 No.14502464 >>14495960 >put frying pan on stove, medium heat >melt butter (not margarine/oil) in pan >cook slice of bread in buttery pan, flipping to get both sides Enjoy best toast

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 02:24:36 2020 No.14502471 >>14490773 Just played this recently again. Would chain just to play the minigame.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 02:27:03 2020 No.14502480 File: 26 KB, 642x642, 4zqGnAP.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hmmm bronto burgers and blue milk pic related hunger but hunger

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 02:39:54 2020 No.14502530 File: 2.16 MB, 244x352, 2cd9f498441d621df5aeddc2d2b81f47.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14498459 You mean the fox?

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 02:43:23 2020 No.14502543 >>14490286 Soylent Green

Anonymous Sun Aug 2 02:50:05 2020 No.14502565

>>14502543
It didn't look very appetizing, though. It just ended up looking like thick green crackers.
Like, make yourself some seaweed/kelp crackers and you've got something that probably tastes even better than dehydrated human-grain-veggie-nutrient slurry.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 07:27:47 2020 No.14503396 Not so much food, but I would love to have Star Trek's synthehol available to me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 07:34:49 2020 No.14503418 >>14492725 I agree. It's also gay to suck on women's tits because men and women both have nipples.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 10:32:06 2020 No.14503956 >>14503396 Why? It's probably shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 10:33:19 2020 No.14503959 >>14502530 eh... robin hood is cuter

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 10:34:00 2020 No.14503962 >>14503418 And never put your penis in a woman's vagina, unless you're a fag. It's nothing but a urethra.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 10:34:00 2020 No.14503963 >>14490773 >>14490779 literally all of this except the sorceress, elf, and amazon's pussy and asshole instead.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 10:34:41 2020 No.14503965 File: 103 KB, 800x533, 41f9c66f31f9058c9951c44d1c799db1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14503959 There's just something about foxes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 10:36:40 2020 No.14503977 >>14495375 what did he pull out at the end i have to know

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 10:39:03 2020 No.14503985 >>14503977 Some fresh gakh, since the stuff he was trying to serve her was half dead.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 10:39:54 2020 No.14503989 >>14496745 favorite jojo char that never returned

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 11:15:27 2020 No.14504153 >>14502388 FUCKING THIS

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 11:18:14 2020 No.14504162 >>14502443 Oh god shut the fuck up

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 11:24:26 2020 No.14504186 The foods from the book "The Far Away Tree" that change flavour in your mouth

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 11:26:10 2020 No.14504196 >>14500303 You really aren't far off. I grew up on black food and it's an over seasoned mess. Everything is overcooked too since they're so paranoid

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 13:55:10 2020 No.14504871 >>14494115 My fucking sides

Anonymous Sun Aug 2 14:01:36 2020 No.14504888

>>14500303
>>14504196
I might be old, but just the words "black food" gets me thinking of that Sugarhill Gang rap:

>Ever went over a friends house to eat, and the food just ain't no good?
>I mean the macaroni's soggy, the peas are mushed, and the chicken tastes like wood
>So you try to play it off like you think you can, by saying that you're full
>And then your friend says, "Mama, he's just being polite. He ain't finished, uh-uh, that's bull!"

>While the stinky food's steamin', your mind starts to dreamin' of the moment that it's time to leave
>And then you look at your plate and your chicken's slowly rottin' into something that looks like cheese
>Oh so you say "That's it, I gotta leave this place I don't care what these people think, I'm just sittin' here makin' myself nauseous with this ugly food that stinks"
>So you bust out the door while it's still closed still sick from the food you ate
>And then you run to the store for quick relief from a bottle of Kaopectate

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 14:04:26 2020 No.14504899 >>14495682 that webm at no point showed a jumbo pop bigger than anyone was

Anonymous Sun Aug 2 14:06:52 2020 No.14504910
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>>14503989
It's been forever since I read part 4, and I never watched the anime, but Tonio (or just his restaurant) shows up every now and then in some of the Rohan one-shots. I remember his restaurant also being a stage event in one of the fighting games, too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 15:52:59 2020 No.14505426 >>14490695 On industrial scale? Shit'd be too expensive. Gonna be roaches soon, but nowadays it's straight meat (with a hefty dose of monsanto).

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 16:00:05 2020 No.14505454 >>14495039 holy shit gimme those

Anonymous Sun Aug 2 20:19:42 2020 No.14506649
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>>14490286
the whole scene was the tightest shit as a kid. Some subterranian shrimp soup sounded delicious. Also Coockies disgusting looking chilli. AAAAND as a grown up Helga and Kida ona plate

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 20:29:41 2020 No.14506695 File: 800 KB, 1372x1024, Prööööt.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14503989 He is just out to get a pack of cigaretts ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 20:51:00 2020 No.14506791 >>14502302 AND NOODLES

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 21:06:03 2020 No.14506857 >>14490286 Unicorn stew

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 21:12:45 2020 No.14506896 File: 2.90 MB, 1177x1639, 1514485930365.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 21:13:53 2020 No.14506900 File: 1.51 MB, 1288x798, 1512005196427.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14506896

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 21:15:06 2020 No.14506906 File: 1.47 MB, 1288x798, 1512015533156.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14506900

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 21:16:18 2020 No.14506911 File: 1.59 MB, 1376x800, 1512018962166.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14506906

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 22:02:58 2020 No.14507128 File: 687 KB, 1920x1844, prey food.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Pretty much all the food from Prey (2017) looks like it would be super tasty. Considering how it's all made with limited ingredients adds to the excitement

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 23:24:44 2020 No.14507469 File: 131 KB, 700x509, MXnPlg9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14490773 DONT EAT MYCONIDS

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 23:43:36 2020 No.14507519 File: 51 KB, 960x960, cereal.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm imagining a bunch of pink and yellow triangles, kinda like captain crunch

>>	Anonymous Sun Aug 2 23:52:54 2020 No.14507551 >>14506896 >>14506900 >>14506906 >>14506911 I'd like to eat her pusy

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 3 00:02:19 2020 No.14507592 >>14490286 yeah i would want to eat judy hopps' pussy from behind too :/

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 3 00:27:12 2020 No.14507682 File: 66 KB, 437x600, 1587460848883.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14507519 Dehydrated water and food pills Also, I'm curious if you go and get the milk module refilled or you use it with t he cereal it comes with.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 3 01:53:59 2020 No.14507974 >>14503956 But no ill effects on your sleep

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 3 02:13:41 2020 No.14508035 >>14507128 Spiralite cookies for me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 3 02:29:08 2020 No.14508079 anyone ever want to try runescape food?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 3 02:52:06 2020 No.14508147 File: 569 KB, 1920x1080, 20190911180901_1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Battle Chef Brigade. The entire fucking game.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 3 02:57:09 2020 No.14508163 File: 3.19 MB, 4368x732, Untitled.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14508147 And closeups

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 3 06:04:36 2020 No.14508563 File: 492 KB, 480x283, ninja-turtle-pizza.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14490286

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 3 06:05:28 2020 No.14508566 >>14502321 custard?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 3 06:21:17 2020 No.14508599 >>14490286 from the movie hook, imaginary food looked delicious

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 3 07:19:39 2020 No.14508716 >>14502302 SUSHI thats what my ex wife called me... COLD FISH

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 3 07:34:42 2020 No.14508751 >>14498410 its literally just coke though right

Anonymous Mon Aug 3 07:45:28 2020 No.14508770
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>>14508035
Yeah those especially sound divine, no wonder the chief surgeon has boxes of them all over his office
https://nerdskitchen.pl/spiralite-cookies-prey/

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 3 08:44:39 2020 No.14508892 >>14490286 >What fictional food would you most want to eat? ethopian

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 3 09:45:19 2020 No.14509032 >>14508892 Kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 3 11:17:24 2020 No.14509345 >>14507519 what am i looking at here? cereal yes; but from what

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 3 15:27:43 2020 No.14510285 >>14507551 what do u mean?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 3 15:45:33 2020 No.14510371 File: 2.94 MB, 636x342, thisshit.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 3 17:05:33 2020 No.14510740 >>14509345 it's just some guy's art, I always thought it looked nice

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 3 17:09:42 2020 No.14510757 >>14502443 r/moviedetails!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 3 17:19:41 2020 No.14510798 >>14498321 I fucking hate the chinese so fucking much

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 3 17:22:20 2020 No.14510814 File: 1.67 MB, 1030x1600, scrabcakesposter.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 3 21:39:16 2020 No.14511957 >>14492511 remind me what movie this is, willie wonka?

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 3 22:05:15 2020 No.14512044 >>14510789 >>14510797 >>14510814 >>14510818 didn't even realized until last image it was Abe's Odyssey. I had played it on my uncles PS but I was a dumb kid and never really got far. >>14511957 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 3 22:16:26 2020 No.14512089 File: 96 KB, 450x221, 2020-08-03_09-15-04.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14490286 Kinda not well known but the dumplings from Legendary Starfy

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 3 22:18:51 2020 No.14512097 >>14495373 >Shredded cheese yurocucks shouldn't be allowed to touch Americhad food.

Anonymous Mon Aug 3 22:23:29 2020 No.14512113 [DELETED]

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>>14490286
Ive never seen this film, but why is that dumb whore spying on perfectly legit business ?
Women are out to ruin society by putting up barriers to entry for small business .
Fucking typical brainwashing right there.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 3 22:26:24 2020 No.14512120 >>14495449 they compare everything to real life food so it's not hard to imagine what everything tastes like

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 3 22:27:48 2020 No.14512126 File: 368 KB, 244x160, 4L_OwBX7wn1.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you take a hot dog >stuff it with some jack cheese >roll it in a pizza >you got cheesy blasters

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 3 22:30:10 2020 No.14512135 >>14512097 >yuro >jaime olive oil LMAO, also real cheese grilled cheese is best grilled cheese, fuck Pasteurized Processed Cheese Product. t. AMERICAN from the last bastion of of America, NEPA.

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 3 22:31:14 2020 No.14512140 >>14498206 >tfw no cute sadistic chef waifu

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 3 22:34:41 2020 No.14512157 >>14510797 too flat

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 3 22:44:42 2020 No.14512198 File: 81 KB, 949x744, 644cb6432c45617d01c1d53ef30a9e7d29595c1br1-949-744v2_hq.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The fruit from Splatoon

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 3 23:12:58 2020 No.14512311 >>14510789 >>14510797 >>14510814 >>14510818 >Oddworld has that whole "corporate apocalypse" vibe to it >The big evil company uses all-natural ingredients

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 3 23:25:08 2020 No.14512353 >>14495373 even without sound i cant stand that faggot

>>	Anonymous Mon Aug 3 23:33:37 2020 No.14512394 >>14490286 senzu beans

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 4 01:56:01 2020 No.14512897 File: 60 KB, 617x600, 1aa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Estus Soup from Dark Souls 3

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 4 02:03:10 2020 No.14512920 >>14508563 pizza exist irl dumbass

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 4 02:09:41 2020 No.14512947 >>14501314 aren't most of these canonically dry and/or spicy?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 4 02:20:29 2020 No.14512981 >>14502302 main inspiration to go to japan in the winter

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>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 4 11:46:34 2020 No.14514373 >>14490286 'real' soylent green.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 4 11:50:24 2020 No.14514391 >>14507128 unironically one of my favorite games. Shame we'll never see another quite like it

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 4 18:07:16 2020 No.14515790 >>14512089 Those are takoyaki and exist irl u dingdong

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 4 18:34:54 2020 No.14515870 File: 26 KB, 680x447, b2f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14507128 >Prey 2017 I wish eel was a more common food in the States, I love the taste of it so much. All that delicious sweet fat.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 4 20:42:16 2020 No.14516290 >>14495229 >>14495207 are you fucking retarded? if youre gona use a plate anyways why not use it to transfer the sandwich to the cutting board? whats so fucking hard to understand?

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 4 20:43:34 2020 No.14516298 >>14500303 >>14494115 y r u mad white boi xd

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 4 20:56:25 2020 No.14516338 >>14512113 this is your brain on /r9k/

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 4 21:08:06 2020 No.14516372 File: 200 KB, 1920x1080, 1596565486517.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14516298 Okay, SEAnigger.

Anonymous Tue Aug 4 21:18:48 2020 No.14516432

>>14516290
If he's supposed to be a professional chef, he should be worried about presentation. Obviously he is because of how he presented a sandwich to a kid. But at the at the same time he doesn't care about the grease smear and crumbs from putting that sandwich that just came off of that oily as fuck griddle on the same plate he plans to serve on? Which is it? Is he concerned about presentation or not?

Anonymous Tue Aug 4 21:26:24 2020 No.14516464

>>14516432
there are levels between not caring about presentation at all and autisticly wiping away crumbs and tiny smears of grease from the side of the plate. A chef would know that the presentation should be consistent with the style of the food. In the case of a casual meal that you make for a loved one this level of presentation is more than enough and more effort would be off-putting and pretentious. not that you would know this as you will never cook for a loved one because nobody could love a nitpicking, annoying autistic piece of trash like you

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 4 22:02:57 2020 No.14516568 >>14516464 Someone's gwumpy today.

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 4 22:07:45 2020 No.14516589 >>14516372 >soy folder >troll folder >microsoft edge embarrassing!

>>	Anonymous Tue Aug 4 22:50:15 2020 No.14516730 >>14516589 Edge is the best browser and more secure than Chromium based browsers. >recognizing the new Edge thumb Enterprise fag or Winlet?

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>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 5 02:12:18 2020 No.14517311 File: 630 KB, 659x1000, tsrk_c04_010.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14503989 he has an episode in Rohan's spin-off

>>	DogHitter Wed Aug 5 02:45:47 2020 No.14517396 >>14493964 thats a lot of concentration for just watching bread brown on a griddle

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Anonymous Wed Aug 5 03:13:30 2020 No.14517459

>>14495367
>The Star Trek Encyclopedia (4th ed., vol. 1, p. 329) had this to say about hasperat: "According to Star Trek: Deep Space Nine property master Joe Longo, the prop food used for hasperat was made from flour tortillas, layered with cream cheese, with red and green peppers. The tortillas are rolled, then sliced and served. Yum!"

You could probably pickle some bell peppers with some jalapenos/habaneros/thai chilis mixed in for heat and be set. Actually sounds pretty good, since the cream cheese would compliment the spice well.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 5 03:24:13 2020 No.14517499 >>14495373 Why does watching this make me so uncomfortable

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 5 03:59:45 2020 No.14517622 >>14494377 Your fast food shake is probably thickened with kelp derivatives anyway.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 5 04:07:27 2020 No.14517649 File: 979 KB, 620x568, 1465447927501.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14502530 I'd eat his meal.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 5 04:08:56 2020 No.14517654 >>14490594 >>14517622 Specifically, you've probably had a milkshake containing sodium alginate, derived from brown algae (kelp), which is used in combination with xantham gun to stabilize milkshakes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 5 04:10:55 2020 No.14517665 >>14517622 >>14517654 A minute amount of sodium alginate powder in a milk-based drink is not a kelp shake.

Anonymous Wed Aug 5 04:23:06 2020 No.14517719
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I'm not sure how you'd even eat half of them, but the Kingdom Hearts items look like they'd be really nice.
For reference, from left to right,
>First three are Potion of increasing strength
>The next two are Ethers
>Next two are Elixirs
>Next two are "Refocusers*
>Then a Panacea
>Then a Mega-Ether
>Then a tent, which obviously isn't edible
>Then four different stat boosters (STR/MP/DEF/AP)
I bet Elixirs are like fruits, or wrapped candies.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 5 04:26:59 2020 No.14517737 >>14517654 Sounds like that may contain traces of crustacean.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 5 05:19:35 2020 No.14517894 >>14497031 based blue lives matter

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 5 05:59:01 2020 No.14517965 >>14492725 Guess your mom's gay considering how much she loves rimming me

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 5 06:30:25 2020 No.14518012 >>14495373 Literally WTF Jamie?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 5 06:36:12 2020 No.14518021 >>14512897 time for soup

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 5 06:48:54 2020 No.14518034 >>14493964 i hate this movie so fucking much

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 5 07:21:23 2020 No.14518090 >>14495449 This dwarf gets it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 5 07:43:57 2020 No.14518122 >>14512947 there's nothing wrong with tannins and spiciness happens with berries IRL

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 5 07:49:05 2020 No.14518135 Foie gras. It's not real, no?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 5 09:12:57 2020 No.14518366 >>14512897 What does Estus taste like?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 5 11:15:55 2020 No.14518757 >>14490286 Daphne's ass from Scooby Doo

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 5 11:33:41 2020 No.14518819 >>14516730 not him but i never used edge in my life but i still recognised the icon. the tor browser icon too you fucking pedo. im a freetard too so im not even using windows

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 5 16:59:56 2020 No.14520038 >>14517719 >implying you can't eat a tent

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