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Anonymous Thu Jul 30 18:43:57 2020 No.14488807 [Reply] [Original]

For me, it's Secret Aardvark.
The best hot sauce

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 18:46:25 2020 No.14488818 Based chad

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 18:47:23 2020 No.14488829 >>14488818 Based reply

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 18:49:07 2020 No.14488839 >>14488829 Based ardvarchad

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 18:50:33 2020 No.14488851 based

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 18:54:33 2020 No.14488874 >>14488807 fuck off you spamming faggot >>14488818 shutup dipshit kid >>14488829 >>14488839 >>14488851 >>/b/ idiots

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 18:57:38 2020 No.14488890 >>14488874 Kill yourself incel

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 19:05:51 2020 No.14488945 File: 1.99 MB, 360x240, 1575606737726.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14488874 Totally not based and definitely cringe af

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 19:07:17 2020 No.14488950 >>14488874 You need some ‘vark in your life. It will help you settle down some.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 19:12:00 2020 No.14488971 File: 48 KB, 800x800, Valentina_Salsa_Picante_Mexican_Hot_Sauce_Extra_Hot_12.5_oz_800x[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] stands in your way

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 19:13:48 2020 No.14488976 >>14488971 Based. And this shit is so fucking cheap it doesn’t even make sense. Like 89 cents at my heb wtf? The glass bottle alone is worth like 89 cents

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 19:14:20 2020 No.14488980 Stop shilling this crap every fucking day jesus christ.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 19:15:45 2020 No.14488985 >>14488807 Where do you even buy this sauce, I've never seen it in stores

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 19:41:37 2020 No.14489081 >>14488807 Overpriced and overhyped. It's not a bad sauce, it's okay.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 20:00:32 2020 No.14489180 File: 86 KB, 790x712, 1587754730347.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14488985 it's exclusively online >>14489081 this is true. it's pretty good but too expensive for what it actually is; sneed

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 20:03:48 2020 No.14489199 >>14489081 >mildly spicy SWEET ketchup

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 20:05:18 2020 No.14489206 >>14488839 >not chardvark

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 20:06:21 2020 No.14489213 >>14489180 Wrong it’s in stores

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 20:07:53 2020 No.14489224 File: 9 KB, 237x213, 1595717625855.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14489213 i live on a military base in bumfuck nowhere. we get tabasco, tapatio and sriracha

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 30 23:06:18 2020 No.14490284 This stuff is great but its too spicy for me so I have to delude it with water.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 00:47:48 2020 No.14490837 >>14489224 They used to give out 'vark sauce in ration packs during the Iraq War until Obama banned it because they Aardvark was seen as a Djinn, a demon, to the native Muslim Iraqi terrorists.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 00:53:50 2020 No.14490856 File: 92 KB, 400x400, 29ED2CFF-A5E5-4B43-BCFB-7590165A4FB0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14488874

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 00:56:08 2020 No.14490865 >>14490856 based

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 00:58:47 2020 No.14490878 File: 85 KB, 707x500, 1529245444399.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ok.....which of you faggots woke the vark shills???

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 01:00:52 2020 No.14490885 >>14490878 There's no such thing as a "'vark shill", only 'varkers, 'varkheads, 'varkists, and 'varkees.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 08:57:54 2020 No.14492333 File: 10 KB, 350x350, 1592907009113.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14488807 you dropped your sauce bro

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 10:08:14 2020 No.14492528 File: 2.93 MB, 4032x3024, 557A0AEB-4D6B-4CA3-965A-40530830F68B.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I grabbed this shit on a whim at our vacation house and its fantastic.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 10:19:33 2020 No.14492588 why do you make this thread every day?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 11:46:14 2020 No.14492934 >>14492588 Newfag

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 12:13:45 2020 No.14493059 >>14488976 and it helps clean your copper

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 12:17:07 2020 No.14493080 File: 120 KB, 715x1280, dc2427b7-f8e9-45fd-bf76-574785e7c725.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14488807 I might try it. what's the flavor like?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 13:20:51 2020 No.14493369 >>14493080 Where is your caps?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 13:27:15 2020 No.14493394 >>14493369 ate it with some valentina :)

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 13:51:35 2020 No.14493521 I'm pissed I just spent $8 on a bottle of boring middle of the road hot sauce. Fuck secret aardvark.

Anonymous Fri Jul 31 13:58:55 2020 No.14493554

>>14493521
Sometimes middle of the road is good, not every hot sauce needs to be so horrifically hot that it’s inedible to all but .0001% of the population.
I bet you’re the kind of person who drinks faggy IPAs with cartoons on the label and funny names like “satan’s cockring” that taste like turpentine.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 14:45:33 2020 No.14493870 fuck 'varkers fuck trannies fuck jannies and most of all fuck

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 14:50:14 2020 No.14493895 Please stop spamming the meme sauce. This board is full of ads for fast food and this bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 15:07:37 2020 No.14493980 >>14493521 Found the virgin poorfag

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 31 20:55:20 2020 No.14495629 Based

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 00:22:41 2020 No.14496548 >>14493080 It's like eating liquid cotton candy covered in powdered sugar and chili powder

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 00:26:46 2020 No.14496566 >>14488985 Bullshit. Bought some at grocery outlet

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 00:31:54 2020 No.14496583 >>14488971 Eres pobre

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 00:41:18 2020 No.14496619 File: 80 KB, 489x652, IMG_2020_07_26_21_08_37.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14493521 If you can't afford $8 a bottle you should buy 'vark sauce in bulk like a real man.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 00:54:31 2020 No.14496665 >>14496583 chinga tu puta madra maricón comer mierda

Anonymous Sat Aug 1 00:58:11 2020 No.14496675

>>14493870
and fuck you and fuck your mother and fuck your father and fuck your family and fuck your kitchen and fuck your house and fuck your car and fuck your sister and fuck your other sister and fuck your grandparents and fuck your hot sauce collection.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 00:59:07 2020 No.14496676 >>14496619 I want to, but my wife confiscated all my good boy points for forgetting to wash and iron her bull's clothes while they were having bedroom time. I was so close to having enough. It's very frustrating.

Nicholas Parry (Orlando, FL) Sat Aug 1 01:13:23 2020 No.14496727

>>14496676
I'm so sorry to hear that, I feel your pain. My wife took away all of my good hubby points because I got caught playing my Switch at work again and they wrote me up and sent me home for a week. I haven't had hot sauce in weeks because she locked it all in our cupboard as a punishment. I don't have anything else left, I finally got around her nannynet blocker on my iPhone to post on here again and if she finds out I'm toast. Oh how I long for my sweet, sweet 'vark sauce.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 01:31:00 2020 No.14496787 Can you get Secret Aardvark Sauce in Australia, New Zealand, or New Guinea?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 01:36:25 2020 No.14496808 >>14496727 Good to hear from you again, but sorry about your woes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 01:45:23 2020 No.14496839 >>14488807 Do anteaters really eat hot sauce?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 01:46:08 2020 No.14496844 >>14496839 No, they snort it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 01:48:34 2020 No.14496855 >>14496844 What's the secret in Secret Aardvark sauce?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 01:49:11 2020 No.14496860 >>14496855 I can't tell you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 01:50:36 2020 No.14496868 >>14496860 Can't... or won't?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 01:51:53 2020 No.14496873 for me, it's that tight little ass of yours

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 01:52:41 2020 No.14496876 >>14496868 They're always watching. Be careful out there.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 01:53:21 2020 No.14496880 >>14496873 For me it's Varky the Aardvark, the sexiest mascot. I get lost in those dreamy eyes, they're so mesmerizing. I get hypnotized when I stare at a bottle for too long.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 01:57:19 2020 No.14496892 >>14492333 This is fine, but it's basically Nandos.

Anonymous Sat Aug 1 02:01:18 2020 No.14496903
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Proceeds from every bottle of Secret Aardvark sauce goes towards the Secret Aardvark Trading Company Research Fund where Scott's dream team of New Age food scientists and hand-selected, veteran sauciers develop new, sweeter and milder hot sauces for their line of Secret Aardvark sauce.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 02:23:16 2020 No.14496975 >>14492528 I wouldn't buy that hot sauce, the label is really sexist and misogynistic.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 02:31:16 2020 No.14496998 >>14496892 What's Nandos?

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 02:46:12 2020 No.14497021 >>14488971 yes

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 1 05:27:39 2020 No.14497403 vark is alright but not the best.

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