/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.14473328]

Mushrooms are a legitimate complaint for most people if it’s in a dish....it’s such an icky food all around and I get absolutely steaming mad if someone puts it in my food without telling me first, one time my gf had to calm me down because I was basically throwing a tantrum at one of our friends’ house when I found out there were mushrooms on our hamburgers

Does anyone else feel like this?

[Anonymous No.14473357]

>>14473328
no you fucking pleb, mushrooms are great
maybe try something other than generic table button mushrooms shittily prepared

[Anonymous No.14473363]

>>14473357
Dude mushrooms are utterly vile, they aren’t good in any way shape or form and they have no nutritional value

[Anonymous No.14473365]

I just wish i could make mushrooms with the nice brown sauce. Mine never thickens and idk why

[Anonymous No.14473374]

>>14473363
Actually they contain a good amount of vitamin D

[Anonymous No.14473384]

>>14473374
Stil disgusting, I also don’t eat hardly anything green

Maybe broccoli if it has cheese melted into it but that’s about it

[Anonymous No.14473398]

>>14473328
Mushrooms have a dogshit texture, just straight up dogshit. Their texture ruins any dish for me, no exceptions. Their earthy, savoury texture is great though, they're something you have to tolerate when properly cooking just like onions, but I make the decision to puree them or use a powder form when I can get away with it

[Anonymous No.14473401]

>>14473363
>they have no nutritional value
Stop getting your nutritional information from your mother's friends' Facebook pages.

[Anonymous No.14473408]

>>14473384
> I also don’t eat hardly anything green
Okay, this is a troll thread. Fuck off.

[Anonymous No.14473410]

>>14473384
How about I shit onto your mouth haha don't worry I eat a lot of cheese heheha :3
Lotta nutritional info in my stool, just for you

[Anonymous No.14473419]

>>14473363
bait, they are highly nutritious and have numerous benefits

[Anonymous No.14473425]

I love mushrooms, hate tomatoes and onions.

Wish mushrooms were the standard for burgers.

[Anonymous No.14473540]

>>14473365
>Quarter mushrooms
>Fry in butter
>When cooked to your liking add diced garlic and fry
>Pour over cream and let it reduce
>Season with black pepper

[Anonymous No.14474262]

>>14473328
I don't generally like big mushroom shit in dishes, but I can eat them just fine raw on their own or in smaller pieces in sauces and things.

[Anonymous No.14474306]

>>14473328
Mushrooms are not only fucking delicious but provide a good deal of nutrients, they even help boost testosterone. Wouldn't put some on someone's burger without asking, but when it comes to pasta or kielbasa I always use mushrooms

[Anonymous No.14474318]

>>14473357
they are objectively foul

[Anonymous No.14474322]

>>14473328
I hammer them. the smell of them cooking makes me dry wretch for some reason, same as eggs which I also hammer. tasty tasty goodness, other than the smell.

[Anonymous No.14474327]

>>14474322
they smell foul because humans aren't meant to eat them. that's why children spit out disgusting things and vomit when they smell inedible foods until they are beaten by their parents until they are forced to like them

[Anonymous No.14474347]

>>14474327
sounds like your parents should have beat you more

[Anonymous No.14474354]

>>14474347
imagine being a human garbage disposable that willingly eats forest rot. no one with actual taste buds can stomach mushrooms. only via operant conditioning can retards like you be trained to "like" them over the course of many years.

[Anonymous No.14474359]

>>14473363
I like to use them to bulk up beef dishes while keeping cals low

[Anonymous No.14474360]

>>14474359
lol you eat dirt and fungus

[Anonymous No.14474601]

>>14473384
Threads over folks, OP is a faggot with future colon issues

[Anonymous No.14474676]

I used to be a chef at a ranch and I would make a wonderful mushroom, thyme and white wine sauce and nobody would touch it.
most people are picky and infantile plebs.

[Anonymous No.14476196]

I love mushrooms, except when my mother makes them. She leaves the mushrooms in the fridge for weeks, until they are legitimately rotting and sticky, and is convinced they are still perfectly fine. When I make mushrooms when they are actually still good I love them.

[Anonymous No.14476307]

dumb dumbs complaining about mushrooms never tried porcini, chanterelles or morels

[Anonymous No.14476318]

>>14473328
I too remember being 3 years old.

[Anonymous No.14476339]

>>14473328
>icky
>I was throwing a tantrum
>at our friends' house
You're a fucking child. No adult should take you seriously.

[Anonymous No.14476421]

Tired memes aside, so many people, and restaurants, seem to have zero fucking idea how to cook mushrooms. If I'm served one more dirt covered, unseasoned, slimy fucking mess I'm going to lose my shit.

[Anonymous No.14476425]

>>14473328
>icky

[Anonymous No.14476432]

>>14473328
I'd probably take a bite off of your plate, throw the rest of the burger in your lap, then kick you out of my house for acting like that.

[Anonymous No.14476439]

>>14473365
If you need something thickened quickly, pour in cornstarch that's been mixed into hot water

[Anonymous No.14476449]

>>14474318
Child-like tier palate

[Anonymous No.14476474]

>>14476307
Is that shroom in the pan supposed to be chanterelles? I'm pretty sure those are jack-o-lanterns in the pan. Pretty toxic. Good luck anon.

[Anonymous No.14476552]

>>14473328
Childs Taste

[Anonymous No.14476720]

>>14473328

[Anonymous No.14476731]

>>14473328
Nah dude, I love mushrooms. Ask your mom to stop letting them rot in the fridge before she cooks and run away before she hits you again.

[Anonymous No.14476767]

>>14473363
Why dont you Google your facts before you post them, thank god this isn't reddit or you'd be downvoted into oblivion. Which is probably why your on 4chan

[Anonymous No.14476780]

>>14474354
>imagine being a greasy fat pizza lover

[Anonymous No.14477436]

>>14476474
orange latex milky in the pan