/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.14469345]

>why yes, I use a gas stove, how could you tell?

[Anonymous No.14469364]

>>14469345
haha gas go brrrrrrrrrr

[Anonymous No.14469367]

>>14469345
Do brits really live like this?

[Anonymous No.14469374]

>>14469345
worth it

[Anonymous No.14469377]

>Why yes thats the bed i fucked your mother on, how could you tell?

[Anonymous No.14469379]

>>14469367
It's called a community, fatass.

[Anonymous No.14469400]

>worth i-

[Anonymous No.14469428]

>>14469400
Wow, someone too stupid to maintain a pool properly is also stupid enough to get bleown the fuck up by a gas stove, much shock, such sad

[Anonymous No.14469500]

>>14469379
Its called being poor limey fuck

[Anonymous No.14469507]

>>14469379
I thought it was called rubble

[Anonymous No.14469511]

>>14469400
>>14469428
That was the fault of the gas company and not the home owner.

[Anonymous No.14469517]

>of course I trust the gas compa-

[Anonymous No.14469518]

>>14469364
lmao

[Anonymous No.14469521]

>>14469517
Basically fucking everyone uses gas heating already anyway. It has nothing to do with what kind of stove you use. Talk about cooking you faggot.

[Anonymous No.14469526]

>>14469345
>the Jew fears the gas oven combo

[Anonymous No.14469531]

>>14469345
>Unreasonably upset about something
Did a gas engineer touch you in your no-no place?

[Anonymous No.14469535]

>>14469521
>Basically fucking everyone uses gas heating
No.

[Anonymous No.14469551]

>>14469535
Plebs who don't live in a 50sq. ft. cardboard box "Studio Apartment" with shitty flat panel electric heaters for £950 a month in rent uses gas heating.

[Anonymous No.14469573]

>>14469345
The zoomer fears fire, having never needing to handle a flame.

[Anonymous No.14469581]

>talk about cooking you faggo-

[Anonymous No.14469604]

Yes, I do use an electric range. How could you tell?

[Anonymous No.14469631]

>>14469511
Do they not smell the fatty gas leak stink?
Just leave, call the company, and if they don’t fix it and your house blows up they have to buy you a new one.

[Anonymous No.14469645]

>>14469581
>took all the neighbors out too
Fucking cool.
I wish I could just explode and burn shit.

[Anonymous No.14469656]

Why are millennial so risk averse ?
When I was young , half the people never wore a seatbelt, rarely wore a condom, drove fast, would drink and drive and were always ready for an adventure.
You lot don't leave the house.
What happened?
Stop living in fear. Safety is killing you

[Anonymous No.14469672]

>>14469345
Fucking gas company dog right through my sewer line the other day. Fucking retards.

[Anonymous No.14469677]

>>14469656
I tried leaving my house once. It's not worth it.

[Anonymous No.14469692]

>>14469656
A lot of the measures you describe- like a seatbelt or a condom barely change the experience for the safety they provide and are a matter of habit- people are either going to “always” or “never”.
And drunk driving is seen as scummy lower class shit for hicks and spics, just look at the mugshots for dudes arrested for it. Like if you end up having to it is what it is, but it’s best avoided.

[Anonymous No.14469730]

>>14469656
>why are millenials so risk averse
Idk maybe it's because a bunch of our peers died at 17 because of boomers drunk driving

[Anonymous No.14469741]

>>14469692
Its predominantly professionals where I live. It's pretty common for lawyers or accountants to stay downtown and get trashed waiting for rush hour to clear out, and then getting popped after crashing into a kid on her way home from volleyball.

[Anonymous No.14469763]

>>14469656
Zoomers are even worse. They have panic attacks if their chicken is 1 degree under the -perfect- temperature

[Anonymous No.14469774]

>>14469428
>House burns
>soot and smoke falls into the pool
>hurr durr your pool is badly maintained

[Anonymous No.14469869]

>>14469741
I'm a little doubtful of that, are these the statistical majority of DUI arrests or the most common news story you see about drunk driving?

[Anonymous No.14471045]

>>14469581
Do Americans actually build houses out of cardboard and plywood?

[Anonymous No.14471141]

>>14469656
its cause the justice system will try to ruin your life for a minor offense and we got scared by teachers trying to tell us shit like "this matters for the rest of your life" with testing and shit.
The backlash to this shit is probably why so many go too hard into nihilism and dont care about anything
On the part of those, I got into a possible drunk altercation with my former roommate 2 months ago in my own home. I honestly dont remember it but he called the cops and told them I punched him in the arm, something my other roommate didnt see me do.
If this had happened in the 70s or 80s, the cops probably would have left me at home, and told my roommate to put me to bed.
Instead I was arrested on "simple battery, domestic violence", cause in my state, roommates count for that. I am still waiting on a court date cause the dumbass "victim" doesnt want to press charges, but wont contact the DA to tell them that, and is just ignoring their attempts to contact him.

>inb4 you deserve it for getting blackout drunk
yeah I get it, Ive been reviewing my drinking habits and cutting back, but this was basically after a party to be fair

[Anonymous No.14471156]

>>14471045
No that would be the UK and similar Yuropoors building houses out of sticks and gum. If my house were built like this then it would be destroyed in a tornado or hurricane.

[Anonymous No.14471169]

>>14471156
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[Anonymous No.14471181]

>>14471156

[Anonymous No.14471192]

>>14471181
>>14471169
all yuropoor houses

[Anonymous No.14471210]

>>14469869
They are more common than you think.
Your image of them being scummy is just evidence of a successful brainwashing ala "Brave New World"

[Anonymous No.14471224]

gas is perfectly sa----

[Anonymous No.14471247]

>>14469345
>downstairs neighbors apartment caught on fire
>fire goes up
>next doors gets orched o ashes
<by some miracle nothing happens to mine
next door neighbor was sitting in the stairs crying all day, i was too akward to ask him to go somewere else

[Anonymous No.14471291]

>>14469428
anon I think the pool is like that bc of the ashes of the house

[Anonymous No.14471323]

>>14471291
What kind of ash turns water green?

[Anonymous No.14471675]

>>14471323
Green ash.

[Anonymous No.14471698]

my friends house burned down from an electrical fire and he still insists electric is safer than gas

[Anonymous No.14471713]

>>14469400
>>14469428
>>14469631
If I remember, this particular explosion was the result of the gas company accidentally diverting a high pressure line into a low pressure residential neighbourhood, blowing gas into a number of unoccupied houses where anything as small as a pilot light would have triggered an explosion.

The gas company was found to be at fault completely, and a vast number of insufficiencies were found in their network and safety standards. No idea what the homeowners were comped.

[Anonymous No.14471790]

Buy a gas tank is more cheap and safe.

[Anonymous No.14472375]

>>14469645
that’s clearly from a tornado you moron

[Anonymous No.14472454]

>>14469692

>condom
>barely changes the experience

found the virgin

[Anonymous No.14472542]

>>14472375
it's literally not.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richmond_Hill_explosion

[Anonymous No.14472546]

>>14469581
This can happen if you store gas tanks next to your fireplace. Stoves are fireproof, retards.

[Anonymous No.14472645]

The chick on the right twirls into the freezer door... perfect.

[Anonymous No.14472705]

>>14469345
Sounds scrumptious

[Anonymous No.14472920]

>>14472542

>The gas explosion was set intentionally for insurance fraud

Damn those gas ovens