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14464303 No.14464303 [Reply] [Original]

>tastes exactly like a whopper, but better

>> No.14464307

S

>> No.14464308

>>14464303
>but better
That's a low bar, anon.

>> No.14464312

I'm getting a more seared bite on the Impossible Whopper, than I'm getting on the actual Who- no no no no no no no no.... No please don't say that no no no... No. Nonononono. No no nono no no. NONO NO NONO NO NOOOOO. Ladies and gentlemen, I'm not gonna trip. I wanted to come in a 100% hater.

I'mma tell you off the top. I wanted to take a bite of this and be like 'ehhh nah nah it it'- I'mma just flat out say it; your Impossible Whopper BK, IS BETTER THAN YOUR ACTUAL WHOPPER BK. YOUR IMPOSSIBLE WHOPPER BK IS BETTER THAN YOUR ACTUAL WHOPPER BK. IT HAS A MORE SEARED TASTE.

IT'S MORE OF A COOKOUT FLEX. IT JUST TASTES BETTER. Get over here. You get back in the bag. BK. That bite is so flavorful my m- and the fact that it works so well, it literally compliments the lettuce. Like I'm not even mad that I'm bittin' up, and I'm not even mad, that I'm eating lettuce right now and tomatoes.

You can really taste the onion because the sear, on this plant based situation right here, it's so strong and you barely get onion but the onion's there so you get a crunch off it, with soft bun action and SBA? BK, YOU'RE ONTO SOMETHING, AND I LIKE WHERE YOU, YOU GOIN' BK, THE IMPOSSIBLE WHOPPER SON!

>> No.14464318

>>14464312
Go be black somewhere else

>> No.14464367

>>14464318
Huh?

>> No.14464418

>>14464303
i tried burger king for the first time in over 10 years yesterday and jesus fucking christ it was AWFUL

the size of the burger was great, but the taste was not at all good. the cheese is excessive and tastes bad. double quarter pounder from mcdonald's is 100x better, with around the same amount of cheese.

0/10 will not return

>> No.14464434

>>14464303
Taste like fake meat covered in savoury condiments.

>> No.14464440

My B cups went to Cs after just one of these bad boys. Thank you BK!

>> No.14464579

>>14464303
Which has the most seared bite though? That's the kicker

>> No.14464605

>>14464303
Whoppers taste like shit

>> No.14464681

>>14464367
He just called you a nigger. There, mystery solved.

>> No.14464775

>>14464312
hahaha BK... BK don't play me son.

>> No.14464782

>>14464681
Not him, but how does that make anon black?

>> No.14464793

for a sloppashit it sure has a nice seared bite

>> No.14465351
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>>14464440
Lol you're fat

>> No.14466117

>>14464303
More of a reflection on how shit the whopper is when you can replace the patty and people think it's better.

>> No.14466142

>>14464303
how is it "better" its just soya beans and estrogen

>> No.14466143

>>14464303
>tastes exactly like
>but better
So not exactly

>> No.14466749

>>14466142
Nice try Big Meat

>> No.14466769

>>14464303
ok Monsanto

>> No.14466797

>>14464303
Thank you for promoting Burger King trade mark.

>> No.14466887

>>14464303
I worked at a Humane Society that had a crematorium on site. Not gonna lie. When we fired it up and burned all the kitty and puppy cadavers, it smelled like Whoppers from Burger King.