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14459361 No.14459361 [Reply] [Original]

So i made my first ever British fry up.
Underneath the bacon is roasted tomatoes and mushrooms.
Its a hefty breakfast that makes me wonder how hardy my British ancestors must have been to eat this before work each day, possibly on a medieval farm.

>> No.14459382

>>14459361
When you thought "properly" cooked brittish "food" was disgusting enough you see this shit here.

>> No.14459402

>>14459361
>shitty oven-baked french fries
>Brown eggs
>Those eggs
>Soda instead of a nice cuppa of builder's tea

Absolutely disgusting.

>> No.14459408

>>14459402
>>Soda instead of a nice cuppa of builder's tea
Thats not soda thats yorkshire tea.

>> No.14459418
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14459418

>>14459408
>No milk in his cuppa

What are you, one of those bloody orientals?

>> No.14459428

>>14459418
I prefer it iced with lemon but i have no ice so its just chilled.

>> No.14459526

>>14459382
What's your idea of "food?"

>> No.14459536

>>14459361
>fry up
>soggy chips and pickled onions bathing in sauce

Fuck off you're disowned

>> No.14459599
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14459599

>>14459428
>Iced tea
>Lemon

Bloody hell, what are you, a poof?

>> No.14459603

>>14459361
that looks good :)
what's in it? i wanna try it

>> No.14459644

Are those whole onions?

>> No.14459648

>medieval farm
>potatoes

>> No.14459650

>fries
...?

>>14459644
pickled onions.

>> No.14459652

>>14459644
Traditional British pickled onions i brought online.

>> No.14459655

>>14459652
you could have just
y'know
pickled some onions

>> No.14459656

>>14459361
medieval peasants wouldn't have had fries and they wouldn't have been able to eat meat everyday

>> No.14459662

>>14459655
might as well just buy pickled onions, it's not like they're rare or expensive

>> No.14459668

>>14459662
>brought[sic] online

>> No.14459694

>>14459662
No these are traditional British ones.

>> No.14459722

>>14459694
WELL YOU DON'T PUT ONIONS IN YOUR FRY UP, YA NONCE

WOT'S NEXT, A VEGAN SOSIG ROLL?

>> No.14459731
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14459731

>>14459656
I believe it is traditional in the north of Britain to eat fries though they call them chips.

>> No.14459746

>>14459722
My extended family are from the north and im sure they do it, maybe its a regional thing.

>> No.14459919

>>14459361
it's kinda similar in look to what we eat at eastern breakfast in my part of Poland. Imo looks better than GB fryup

>> No.14459929

>>14459361
I suspect that a hungry stray cat wouldn't go near that plate of slop.

>> No.14459961

As if OPs plate of slop wasn't horrible, this poster outdid it >>14459731

>> No.14459981
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14459981

This is a REAL fry-up.

>> No.14460009

>>14459981
See? Told you
>>14459919

>> No.14460015

>>14459981
Did you take the photo in the dark so your parents wouldn't catch you using the cooker?

>> No.14460020

>>14459361
Continental Europe eat the as dinner.
Weird brittons.

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>> No.14460024

>>14459961
>eastern breakfast
I posted both, i am OP that is what came up when i searched for fry up with chips to prove that it is a real thing in the north of Britain.

>> No.14460039

>>14459361
Is your name Declan? I hate that name for being too stupidly British the way I hate the name Skyler for being too stupidly American.

>> No.14460056

>>14459731
it's also traditional to be a disgusting fat slob who watches football all day, doesn't mean that's what a peasan't life was like

>> No.14460065

>>14460039
I am American but half Irish, a quarter Scots and a quarter Welsh.

>> No.14460066

>>14460039
Also the name Appreciante, also for being too stupidly American.

>> No.14460073

>>14460065
Full celt. That is the dream, innit?

>> No.14460075

>>14460066
sounds Italian

>> No.14460101

>>14460073
I believe so.
Im visiting family there next year if Covid calms down and they let me in with no checks as i have family i can visit in Birmingham and Hull also i like to check out London.

>> No.14460118
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14460118

>>14459361

Ffs I am not even a white Brit and this makes me angry. How can you mess up such a simple dish this badly?! This like that American lady who makes tea in bad ways just to troll Brits. Or worse those Americans who say they are eating British style fish & chips then post a pic of some crap like fried catfish with fries and coleslaw.

It's not fucking complicated. Fried eggs, fried bacon, fried mushrooms, fried (not fucking roasted) tomatoes, Heinz baked beans, toasted white bread, options include sausages, hash browns, bubble & squeak. Served with a mug of tea.

That's before you get onto regional varieties like Ulster frys, Welsh breakfasts, Scots breakfasts etc. And it's not some medieval pre United Kingdom thing. It dates to the 1800s and the industrial revolution so dudes could fill up before factory work.

>> No.14460127

>>14460066
Your jealousy preceeds you almost before your drool.

>> No.14460136

>>14460118
>I am American but half Irish, a quarter Scots and a quarter Welsh.
I am American but half Irish, a quarter Scots and a quarter Welsh so maybe thats why i was taught this regional variation.
Also everyone always says you should have tea and that Yorkshire is best but they didn't stipulate it should have milk or be hot, i have never heard that before.
It seems like bullshit frankly as it would have been easier to make a cold drink than a hot one in the days before microwaves.

>> No.14460149

>>14460136
10/10 troll

>> No.14460152

>>14459361
Do Britons really?

>> No.14460154
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>>14460136

>> No.14460158
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14460158

>>14459361
Here have a proper traditional English breakfast.

>> No.14460163

>>14460158
Scottish.

>> No.14460175
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14460175

>>14460158
Looks gud my mein.

>> No.14460177

>>14460118
>Heinz baked beans
German beans with your British fry up?
That seems a bit pro the euro to me.

>> No.14460182

>>14459361
They did not eat this in medieval times retard. There were no tomatoes or potatoes, and there was likely no tea.

>> No.14460199

>>14460182
I beleive though this dish was popularised in the 19th century it had existed for many generations before.
The only difference was the industry allowed the bacon to be chopped more uniformly, before this the Britons would rip the flesh from the carcass of the pig with their bare hands once it had been cooked over a bonfire.

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14460361

It's supposed to look like this, yank.

>> No.14460417

>>14460361
Maybe at a roadside diner but it must have looked more like op before the north became industrialised in the 19th century?

>> No.14460784

>>14459361
Where's the fucking sosij's?
You a quare homo or wot?

>> No.14461047

>>14459361
Looks delicious

>> No.14461053

>>14460417
Nah it was always trash you faggot

>> No.14461353
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14461353

>>14460361
That is pretty top notch. Hotel?
This is mine today made with inferior North American ingredients

>> No.14461432
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14461432

>>14460361
Sometimes I wish I was a bong

Daily reminder that Anglo-Saxons are the only real Americans

>> No.14461494

>>14461353

Bacon is like the key ingredient. That's like me posting a picture of a burger and fries without the burger.

>> No.14461526
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14461526

>>14461353
Absolutely disgusting

>> No.14461528

>>14459536
you brit shits are too drunk to throw anyone out of your own house, let alone you're country.

>> No.14461563
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14461563

>>14461528
Say that again, wog

>> No.14461570
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14461570

>>14461563
I said your cunts are the drunkest in the world and you sods arent far behind em.

>> No.14461711

>>14461526
Your mom seemed to appreciate it. Got her energy back

>> No.14461712

>>14459361
Your medieval ancestors would've dined on a pottage. Not this luxury shit.

>> No.14461713

>>14461494
British fry ups have plenty of leeway in the choice of meat

>> No.14461782

>>14460177
The H. J. Heinz Company is an American food processing company headquartered at One PPG Place in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.

>> No.14461808

>>14461528
How many Mexicans, alive, dead, and non-existent get to vote?

>> No.14461819

>>14461713
Bacon, sausage, black pudding. No leeway.

>> No.14461826

>>14460177
>>14461782
Branston beans is where it's at. Much more flavour in the sauce.

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>>14461826
>buying branston
>pic related when
Do Brits even still eat Heinz? I thought that brand only still exists so we have something to stick in those "donate to starving kids in africa" containers that big shops have

>> No.14461964

>>14461933
Haven't bought Heinz since forever. Overpriced, lacking in flavour and inferior. They only sell to those who are brand whores. Branston beans for flavour are best. But if you want curry beans, just by supermarket own brand baked beans and add a teaspoon of curry powder.

>> No.14462142
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14462142

>>14460163
Kippers are NOT Scottish. They are traditional to the north east where they’re correctly smoked, too. Not abomination kiln ‘smoking’.

>> No.14462148

>>14460361
This is correct. 100% bang on. Notable for not including fucking black pudding which is Irish.

>> No.14462153

>>14459731
Not just the north. All caff fry-ups come with fries as standard in place of the traditional bubble and squeak.

>> No.14462178

>>14459361
I don’t understand what the onions are. Where did you get that onions go on a fry up from?

Anyway, your presentation is shit. You want everything set out so you can cut and load your fork properly. Slice of banger with a mushroom, etc. Tomatoes look ok but sloppy. Bacon is undercooked - you want that fat crispy. It should not look boiled. I literally have no idea what happened to those tragic looking eggs. Mushrooms look good. Where are the bangers? Where’s the fried bread? Why is the tea black? Are you a queer?

Overall: 5/10 but mainly because you tried. 10/10 if you’re trolling which I suspect you might be doing with those onions.

>> No.14462554

You've uh... you've never been to England have you? Actually do you even know what goes into a fry up? I recommend sitting in a corner and thinking about your life choices for 30 minutes or more.

>> No.14462562

>>14459418
If you need milk to tolerate your drink then you don't actually like the drink

>> No.14462637

Branston
HP
Yorkshire

Make sure you use the holy trinity when making your breakfast

>> No.14462669
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14462669

>>14459418
>>14459599
Not trying to derail but I'm fucking hammered and this imagse made me think about it, what the FUCK is wrong with norfers? I went to visit family up there last summer, and every fucking night I went out for a drink I had a run-in with one of the faggots. How the fuck can anyone be as goddamned stupid as that, while also being as self-assured and arrogant as they are?

>> No.14462672

Do they really?

>> No.14462723

>>14461819

>what is back bacon?
>why not have a slice of fried steak beside the eggs
>everyone is forgetting fried tomatoes
>fried mush and onion bigger
>fuck you you fucking fuck

>> No.14463032

>>14462148
You do realise almost every country on the planet apart from the usa has black pudding? Black pudding being Irish is the sort of thing you'd hear from your drunk 70 iq taid who is goin on about how great it is to be Irish.

>> No.14463066

>>14460118
>criticizing fried catfish

Don't make me swim over there.

>> No.14463386

>>14460118
>I am not even a white Brit
You're not British

>> No.14463425

>>14462669
I know man they're so stupid
I love them
makes me feel proud to be british

>> No.14463430

>>14459746
Im from the north and Ive never seen pickled onions in a fry up
probably just something your family does

>> No.14463440

>>14460163
kippers for breakfast are traditional across the whole UK

>> No.14463446

>>14459652
They are for a ploughmans, NOT a fry up. That breakfast honestly looks bad anon

>> No.14463456

>>14459731
Its not traditional. Some places may offer it, only when they are too cheap or lazy to make hash browns.
Im from the norf and cant remember the last time I saw chips with a fry up

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14463487

>>14462148
>Notable for not including fucking black pudding which is Irish.

>> No.14463488

>>14460136
We always drink hot tea with milk
Fuck off with microwave shit yank

>> No.14463492

>>14461826
based opinion
fuck heinz

>> No.14463494

>>14462142
That stuff on the bottom is dyed as well

>> No.14463844

>>14459361
that's not a fry up. i don't know what that is.

>> No.14463877

>>14459418
>milk in tea
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

>> No.14463920

>>14463877
Who the fuck is drinking assam black
Nobody does this

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14464257

>>14461808
Too many. Rolling for Cholocaust.

>> No.14464700

>>14459361
>medieval
>tomatoes
Retard.

>> No.14464718

>>14459361
Looks like shit Declan
You fucked it up lad

>> No.14464734

>>14460158
Is it St Swithuns day already?

>> No.14464749

>>14459361
>try to cook disgusting food
>manage you make it even more disgusting

Im sure the bongs will be delighted to hear your secret

>> No.14465017

>>14463456
Absolute bollocks. Hash browns are a very recent and cheap alternative to traditional bubble and squeak or chips which is why almost every cheap, shitty fryup has them, and they’re almost always from Iceland.

Every caff fryup from London to Carlisle offers chips or puts them on as standard. You’re clearly not only not northern, you’re probably not even English either.

>> No.14465033

>>14465017
So, IOW, you don't like superior norfs?

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14465040

>>14463032
>>14463487
And here comes the ignorant cunt brigade.

Black pudding has been forced into the English fryup via Irish immigrant filth from the north west. The only place it’s ‘traditional’ is Bury for that precise reason; taig interlopers who like it along with white pudding with their shitty ‘fryup’. This is why, bar one or two producers in Lancashire), ALL black pudding is produced in Ireland and imported here. Black pudding is not an English thing and never has been. No true Englishman would ever let it pass his lips; it’s a fucking abomination.

>> No.14465043

>>14465033
> norfs
You know how I know for a fact you’re not even British, let alone English or northern?

>> No.14465098

>>14465043
Oi, you got a loicense for that kind of accusation Nigel?

>> No.14465114

>>14465040
they just arrived and told you to eat it or else?

>> No.14465126

>>14465040
haha literally wrong

>> No.14465158

>>14465040
my god man how fucking stupid can you get?
blood sausage is one of the oldest food staples across europe and you somehow thing that in englands 2000+ year history no one made something approximating black pudding?

>> No.14465189

God I wish my ancestors never left England. Then I could eat fry ups every morning and bash pakis with the lads on Saturday

>> No.14465470

>>14465189
why can't you have a fry up in whatever country you live in?

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14465492

>>14459361
>Ffs I am not even a white Brit

>> No.14465513

>>14459361
>tea
>in a fucking glass
your grandad is crying in heaven, helplessly watching his faggot grandson ruin everything he and his ancestors worked to achieve

>> No.14465530
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14465530

>>14460118
If you're not white you are not british

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14465744

>>14465530
Based. As an American I'd also like to point to >>14461432

>> No.14466181

>>14462669
Maybe stop being a fucking poof

>> No.14466358

>>14460163
kippers are northumbrian wtf are you talking about?

>> No.14466460

>>14465530
>guy on right
"Rise and shine, Mr Freeman"

>>14465744
As a Bong, I'll return the based, you have a great country and history, plz own the fuck out of it like you used to and kill the commies already, they are spilling over

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14466496

>>14466460
Thanks anon, I'm doing what I can. The REAL happening won't kick off until 2024-2028, but trust me it will be kino.

>> No.14466686

>>14459731
Hey, authentic norf here
That is not traditional atall. If you're having chips it's not for breakfast, instead it's like a light lunch or alongside something else and if you're up norf its alongside curry sauce or gravy.

>> No.14466716

>>14459731
There are no regional differences in a fry up for fuck's sake. A full english is the same all over the country.

>> No.14466718

>>14462142
>>waitrose
Go molest a kid you tory cunt

>> No.14467428

>>14460065
So American then.

>> No.14467441
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14467441

I actually made one for lunch on Saturday

>> No.14468802

Too much stuff on too small a plate

>> No.14468809

>>14462669
The most stupid are also most confident in what they belive, same shit here (our norfers live at area called "Wschód")

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>>14461353
>beans sauce all over the bread making it soggy at the bottom
why do people do this, you are ruining the integrity of the toast you animal

>>14460361
See this? Toast comfortable on its own little island. That's how it's done

>> No.14469036

>>14462562
>if you need sauce to tolerate your pasta then you don't actually like pasta

>> No.14469045

>>14465040
Ireland has 38 counties.
A full English has black pudding.

>> No.14469165

>>14462562
If you need salt and vinegar on your chips you dont actually like chips.

>> No.14469166

>>14459731
they sell it in cafes because the people running the cafes are asians trying to subvert proper british cuisine

>> No.14469184

>all this sperging out about what its "supposed to like"
Just put what you want on it ffs, that's what most British people do. If you want chips have chips. Some people don't even have beans they have tinned tomatoes. Its not like there's some list of ingredients it needs to have or its "not a fry up".

>> No.14469281

>>14467441
>Ketchup

>> No.14469282

>>14468934
>Toast comfortable on its own little island. That's how it's done

A metaphor for England vs continental wogs, don't you think?

>> No.14469337

>>14465530
whoa buddy, that's a little bit racist. wouldn't want your local council hearing about this. they would feel no shame in having you convicted for hate speech