McDonald's thread

[Anonymous No.14452861]

What's your favorite burger? Do you like fries :?

[Anonymous No.14452866]

I made a thread yesterday that got deleted about how I paid a 19 yo girl 200 bucks to put her fingers in my was before serving me. She's been doing it for 2 weeks now. I think she's getting into it and kinda want to ask her out, but I don't want her to think it has to do with money. What do?

[Anonymous No.14452889]

Whats the McChicken like in the north of the US?

[Anonymous No.14453006]

>>14452889
It is... of good taste :DDDD

[Anonymous No.14453019]

>>14452866
Keep receipts and ask her out.

Also Triple Cheeseburger.

[Anonymous No.14453023]

>>14452866
Kek

[Anonymous No.14453049]

>>14453006
It's really better than here in the south?

[Anonymous No.14453366]

>>14452861
Learn to use the catalog, newfag.

[Anonymous No.14453475]

Big Rösti

[Anonymous No.14453483]

>>14452866
Get her # then ask her out. If she says no, get her fired.

[Anonymous No.14453499]

>>14452866
>I paid a 19 yo girl 200 bucks to put her fingers in my was before serving me
>to put her fingers in my was before serving me
>to put her fingers in my was
>in my was

[Anonymous No.14453545]

I've eaten so much fucking fast food in my life that I'm starting to run up on the rocks of shame. My pig of a wife recently turned me on to adding cheese to a McChicken, the last few times I've been there I get the hot n spicy McChicken $3 bundle and I add cheese. it's really good.

[Anonymous No.14453554]

>>14453049
I don't know about this. Are McChickens in the south bad? I would imagine that while some chains use different vendors for different regions, that practically all McDonald's in North America essentially have the same product coming from the same place. Especially in a relatively simple item like a McChicken.

[Anonymous No.14453882]

Bring back the bacon smokehouse and I'll eat at this worthless chain again

[Anonymous No.14453914]

>>14453499
*ass

Specifically asshole

[Anonymous No.14453927]

For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

[Anonymous No.14453930]

fuck me Australian mcDoanalds is so boring there is hardly any really satisfying snacks, and only a few really satisfying meals but they're pretty fuckin greasy too

[Anonymous No.14453942]

>>14452866
How did you do this? If she's serving you, you're on the other side of the counter I assume. There would be atleast 3-4 of her coworkers there too, let alone customers.

[Anonymous No.14453948]

>>14453927
This is pretty funny and almost comfy...but there's no "sauce" on a McChicken. It's pepper mayo, and it doesn't come in packets.

[Anonymous No.14453967]

>>14453948

[Anonymous No.14454337]

It’s trash. I’d literally rather eat jack n the box.

[Anonymous No.14454409]

>>14453942
I met her after work and paid her. Straight proposition. Also I go through the drive thru. I announce when I'm coming and she often takes pics of her fingers in her butt without her face etc. Sometimes we go off the honor system, and I pour over the bub for her sweet brown scent.

[Anonymous No.14454744]

>>14452861
Perfect thread to ask this question. I was testing out this guy's recipe for making Mcdonalds-esque fries https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0j9GGW6KsAo , and he instructs you to soak them in water infused with sugar and Corn Syrup. I get that The gist of it is to soak them in a sweetend liquid to infuse them with that flavor, but can some one please tell me why he recommends corn syrup in particular? I've never used corn syrup for anything. What does it do for the flavor that sugar doesn't already do?

[Anonymous No.14454765]

>>14453914
>>14452866
Why wouldn’t you just have her stick her finger in her own ass or pussy? How does this even logistically work? Do you just lift your ass up to the drive thru window?

[Anonymous No.14454812]

>>14454765
Huh are you ok? I meant she sticks her fingers into her asshole before serving me. I love the thrill of detecting her scent. I also chuckle knowing she doesn't wash before getting to the customers behind me.

[Anonymous No.14454816]

>>14454812
Post picture, like you said it doesn't have her face in it. You can post it to imgur or another picture sharing site.

[Anonymous No.14454857]

>>14454816
I'll post one with her face in it. What do I care about some slut?

[Anonymous No.14454883]

>>14454857
Imagine if you stuck your tongue in her ass and could taste her prostate.

[Anonymous No.14454890]

Guys... Are tendies ever coming back?

[Anonymous No.14454910]

For me, it's the McRaclette™

[Anonymous No.14454942]

>>14454883
Yeah that's how female anatomy works. Not.

[Anonymous No.14454965]

FILET
O
FISH

[Anonymous No.14455084]

>>14454812
Kek you said she puts her fingers in your ass before serving you.

[Anonymous No.14455097]

>>14454965
Bless you my Papist son. Now come sit on my lap and call be daddy...I mean, "father".

[Cían No.14455204]

i get 2 double cheeseburgers, no fries, and a dr. pepper or diet coke :)

[Anonymous No.14455493]

>>14452861
For me, it’s a plain quarter pounder with cheese. Right now if you order on the app and get a QP or Big Mac you get a second one for 25 cents. Not a bad deal.

[Anonymous No.14455531]

Double Quarter Pounder, and yes I love me some McD's fries. Basically what I eat every Saturday lmao. Fuck da haters.

[Anonymous No.14456021]

>>14454765
kek

[Anonymous No.14456030]

>>14454857
Lel

[Anonymous No.14456046]

>>14454857
Need video

[Anonymous No.14456211]

>>14455204
based i get the same but since im fat i also order 10 piece nuggets and as much creamy ranch as the wagie can give me

[Anonymous No.14456306]

>tfw used to be a fast food whale (spent $900+ a month in drive thrus)...
>... haven't eaten a single item since Corona started in February
I'm still terrified to get anything.

[Anonymous No.14456307]

>>14456306
>>... haven't eaten a single item since Corona started in February
from fast food or takeout that is.

[Anonymous No.14456911]

>>14456306
>>14456307
I find this very weird. being a restaurant with people freaks me out because we're all in the same place breathing all over the damn joint but fast food is served pretty hot. I've eaten a lot of fast food, and while early on I would put on a disposable glove to hand cash/card, I haven't worried about it.

Some lady at the local Starbucks was diagnosed with the kung flu but that's it so far. for foodservice anyway.

[Anonymous No.14456970]

>>14454812
>are you ok

re-read your own post retard

[Anonymous No.14456977]

>fries
>milkshakes
>apple pies
>biscuit sandwiches
>mcgriddles

everything else from mcdonald's can fuck off

[Anonymous No.14456981]

>>14452861
McDonald's fries are just salt flavored texture sticks. Hasbrowns and breakfast are dope though

[Anonymous No.14457011]

>>14453967
Based and MACPoulet pilled.

[Anonymous No.14457487]

>>14452861
the best are: hamburger (less calories without cheese), mcdouble, mcchicken and nuggets

[Anonymous No.14457632]

>>14454965
Based if you live in a country where they don't use fish mush

[Anonymous No.14457993]

>>14456306
Good stop eating that nasty shit and you’ve probably lost a bit of weight too

[Anonymous No.14458004]

>>14455204
Yes, two double cheeseburgers and water for me

[Anonymous No.14458293]

>>14457993
Yes, I have. And now I have an unhealthy BMI less than 18 as a male.

I have hyper metabolism, and my baseline is 4000 calories a day just to stay healthy thin.

[Anonymous No.14458628]

>>14453554
no, its good anon.

[Anonymous No.14458631]

>>14454910
where do they have those?

[Anonymous No.14458770]

>>14458293
You have some digestive issues?

[Anonymous No.14460218]

>>14454857
Kek, been a while

[Anonymous No.14460236]

>>14454857
lmao this has turned out to be a good mcdonalds thread

[Anonymous No.14460246]

Big Mac with extra meat, extra cheese, extra sauce and extra lettuce.

[Anonymous No.14460396]

>>14458770
No.

[Anonymous No.14460442]

>>14454857
Fake as fuck, multiple reverse searches some even dating back to 2015
Don't have time to larp along on a story this short

[Anonymous No.14460457]

>>14454857
This is what happens when you surrender to your passions. You become gluttonous and lustful and place yourself at the same level of an animal. Reminder to stop watching porn and stuffing your faces. Fasting is also beneficial. It's better to self flagellate than stoop this low. Even more pathetic than using opiates.

[Anonymous No.14460534]

>>14452861
triple cheeseburger plain without cheese
if you use the mcdonalds survey coupon you get a BOGO

[Anonymous No.14460587]

>>14453927
Based and chickenpilled.

[Anonymous No.14460608]

>>14453948
newfag to 4chan AND mcdonalds, impressive desu

[𒂊𒊑𒀁𒌅 !!ph+3gMFUUxd No.14460629]

Junior Chicken for me. Any Leafs concur?

[Anonymous No.14461036]

>>14460442
>he had to search

[Anonymous No.14461174]

>>14460442
>file name
Also how much of a newfag are you that you haven't seen this pic yet? People have been trying to find sauce for years. You just know some nigger has been pounding that ass nonstop...probably has like 4 fucking kids by now, RIP.

[Anonymous No.14461204]

>>14461036
>>14461174
you don't give pics sent to you custom names? It's like nicknaming your pokemon, fun when you show your bros

[Anonymous No.14461238]

>>14461204
>sharing pics of my whores to friends
I'm not 16 anymore anon. If nobody believes that some random chick from Youtube sent me nudes and masturbated with a butt plug to get me off then so be it. But all my shit will stay tucked away in my Dropbox, besides the 2-3 whores I decided to post/share to piss them off.

[Anonymous No.14461887]

Crappy thread. Absolute shit taste. *thumbs down*
Stop eating fast food let alone McDonalds.

[Anonymous No.14461930]

suggesting I do it as evidence is projecting, you have to be 18 to post here

[Anonymous No.14462012]

>>14452889
It tastes like the southern of the US

[Anonymous No.14462059]

>>14454744
Probably because the syrup is clear and not brown. That's generally why corn syrup is used instead of other as far as I know.
You could probably just put some normal granulated sugar and water in a sauce pan and bring it to boil and get the same thing. (1cup sugar + 3tbsp water)
Remove it from heat when it boil so it doesn't become brown.

[Anonymous No.14462534]

>>14458631
It says Switzerland (Suisse) on the image

[Anonymous No.14462553]

Always depends on the specific restaurant and who was working there that day of course, but on average, I probably like the nuggets the most. Nothing beats well fried fries for me. As far as burgers go, I actually don't have a ton of experience there beyond the classics, but my preference there goes to the big mac with an extra patty and extra sauce.